Destiny finally hits the green tea slag [Transmigration Book]

The two stayed at the beach last night until three o'clock in the morning before returning to the hotel. Firstly, it was because they slept on the plane for too long, so they are not sleepy at all now; Tourists, the more crazy it is in the middle of the night, the more lively it is.When they finally felt sleepy, the sky was already turning pale.

Since it is an island, transportation is inconvenient, so Gu Dao used his visa as a temporary mortgage, rented an old locomotive, and drove Bai Yu to the hotel.

The night wind was blowing by Bai Yu's ears, and wearing Gu Dao's sunscreen, Bai Yu didn't feel so cold.

He put his arms around Gu Dao's waist, and put the helmet on Gu Dao's back.

"Sleepy? Hold tight, don't fall." Gu Dao said through the black helmet.

So Bai Yu had no choice but to tighten his hand a bit.Suddenly a big hand grabbed his arm and pulled him forward.Let go only after making sure he doesn't fall halfway.

"I don't think I've ever asked you about your family background," Bai Yu said suddenly, "You are so good at taking care of people, do you have other siblings in your family?"

"I have a younger sister, but she died." Gu Dao replied, "It was flooded in the first half of the year, and it rained for a month. The water overflowed the river, and I couldn't see it clearly. I accidentally slipped in and drowned."

Bai Yu said: "Ah, sorry. I didn't mean to ask."

"It's nothing, this might be a good home for her." Gu Dao said.This is also what Xiaosi said.

The car drove into the country road, there were no markets on both sides, and the lights gradually dimmed.Gu Dao slowed down and drove slowly.

Bai Yu felt that the helmet was too stuffy and still smelled of sweat, so he simply untied the straps and held it in his hands.

He was already very close to the hotel, and he could see the old oil lamp hanging on the porch pillar at the entrance of the hotel, which was about to die, flickering in the night.

After finally arriving at the hotel, Bai Yu quickly jumped out of the car.He felt like his ass was going numb.This locomotive is good in everything, but the vibration is too large and uncomfortable.He patted his sore thigh and stepped up the steps.

Gu Dao washed his hands in the cement pool next to him.The car didn't have any oil after getting it, and Gu Dao added it himself, and as a result, his hand smelled badly of engine oil.

"I'm so sleepy." Bai Yu grabbed his still wet hand and led him to the room where he lived.

"My hands still smell, maybe I haven't washed them off," Gu Dao reminded him.

"How can I despise you?" Bai Yu looked back at him, raised his hand mischievously, and pecked lightly on the back of his hand.

"I like the smell of motor oil very much. Do you think it's strange?"

Gu Dao was slightly taken aback, then lowered his head, showing his crimson ears to Bai Yu: "...not surprising."

What kind of paradoxical property is this?Bai Yu couldn't understand him.Obviously he has done it countless times, sometimes a simple sentence can make him blush, and he is as innocent as a little boy who has never experienced anything in the world.

This is too contradictory!

When Bai Yu returned to the hotel and saw the big soft bed, he felt tired all over, almost sinking into the bed.

"Go take a shower." Halfway through, Gu Dao grabbed his arm and pulled him up.

Bai Yu couldn't open his eyes anymore, he stood up limply, took the home clothes from the cabinet and prepared to wash them.

"Take off your clothes first, it's full of sand, I'll wash it off for you tonight," Gu Dao said.

"Let's wash it tomorrow, don't worry about it for a while." Bai Yu rubbed his sore shoulder, "It's almost dawn."

"Give it to me." Gu Dao said.

Bai Yu had no choice but to change his clothes now.

Gu Dao took off the vest with his backhand, soaked it in the sink together with the clothes that Bai Yu handed over, and poured water: "It's just a simple rub, it doesn't take much time."

As soon as the clothes mixed with sand were soaked in the water, the water became cloudy.No wonder Baiyu always felt itchy at night.

Bai Yu didn't say any more, got into the bathroom and took a shower to wash off all the salt and alkali on his body.

After a day in the sun, he got some tan.He didn't pay much attention at first, but when he wiped his body and looked in the mirror, he found a black and white mark on his arms and legs, as if he had been cut with a knife.

Although it can't be said to be ugly, it is more or less unsightly. Bai Yu plans to use the sunscreen that Gu Dao often puts on tomorrow.

After he finished packing, he pushed open the bathroom door. Gu Dao had already washed his clothes and was leaning on the sofa to take a nap.

Although he didn't mention sleepiness along the way, Bai Yu knew that Gu Dao was quite tired recently.

A feeling of compassion welled up in his heart, Bai Yu stepped forward lightly, bent down, and wanted to kiss him on the lips.

When his mouth was about five centimeters away from Gu Dao's face, Gu Dao happened to open his eyes and looked at him sleepily: "What are you looking at?"

Bai Yu, who couldn't stop the car halfway, had to brush his face past Gu Dao's ear, and leaned closer to the sofa: "I'm... researching what brand this sofa is, and it looks pretty good."

"Ikea." Gu Dao replied flatly.He took Bai Yu's arm.

Baiyu: "??"

"You want to kiss me?" Gu Dao asked.

"I'm not, I haven't, don't think too much." Bai Yu subconsciously defended himself.But he thought about it again, aren't the two of them boyfriends now?Is it illegal to steal a kiss?

So he touched his nose and said uncomfortably, "Then will you give it?"

"If you tell me directly, I will give it." Gu Dao replied.

"What?" Bai Yu was puzzled.

"Say you want to kiss me. Say you want to kiss me very, very much." Gu Dao replied slowly.

Baiyu: "..."

He simply straddled Gu Dao's lap and looked at him seriously: "I want to kiss you, Gu Dao."

Gu Dao's eyes flickered, his eyes softened, and his ears were pink: "I think so too, uncle."

The two did it three times on the big hotel bed.It was five o'clock in the morning when it was over.

Baiyu really can't do it anymore.Even if he is tied to a 20-meter-high jumping machine and thrown sideways, he still can't open his eyes.

He slept on Gu Dao's arm as a pillow until three o'clock in the afternoon.

My back is sore, my legs hurt, my insteps are still cramping, and I can't get out of bed at all.Gu Dao woke up a little earlier than him, didn't get out of bed, played with his phone quietly, and said by the way: "You can still sleep for a while."

"I'm here for vacation, not to sleep." Bai Yu said so, but still leaned on Gu Dao's chest, "What are you looking at so seriously?"

"The script." Gu Dao said, "It's a Dangai drama, modern fantasy, with a bit of suspense in the later stage. The characters weren't fully determined a year ago, but now they are basically determined."

Bai Yu seldom follows dramas, but he knows what "Dangai" means.He raised his eyebrows and asked, "What role did you take?"

"The two-tailed fox demon Zhong Lijiu. There are two faces of men and women, and I'm taking the role of the male fox." Gu Dao said.

He saw that Bai Yu was interested, so he briefly introduced some plots: "Zhonglijiu was originally sealed in a glass pouch by a Taoist priest named Xinsu, but was unintentionally released by the playful little Taoist priests under his sect. Zhonglijiu regained his freedom Afterwards, all the Taoist priests were slaughtered, but they inadvertently learned that the reason why the Taoist priests sealed him was to protect his primordial spirit from being swallowed by the Soul Eater Lord. After the Taoist priest died, he was exposed to the Soul Eater Lord again. In the end, the primordial spirit was taken away and turned into reincarnation."

"Later, he reincarnated into modern times with a feeling of redemption, and followed Xin Su, who had become an ordinary college student. Because Xin Su was reincarnated, he had completely lost the memory of his previous life, and he didn't know his identity. Suspicious. But Zhonglijiu chose to protect him silently. Later Zhonglijiu found out that the soul-devouring demon who took away his soul had also come to this world. In order for him not to hurt Xinsu, Zhonglijiu decided to sacrifice his life. "

Bai Yu couldn't help asking questions, "Why does it sound so cruel? Can I know whether the ending of this drama is HE or BE?"

Gu Dao raised the corner of his mouth and smiled: "It's not consummation. The Taoist priest was actually a very powerful Taoist priest before his death. If he hadn't been seriously injured and still unhealed, the Soul Eater Demon King couldn't touch him, and Zhonglijiu would be even more difficult to hurt him. No. The reason why he was willing to die under Zhongli Jiu's claws was just to find a chance to reincarnate and change into a complete and healthy skin. He didn't expect that Zhongli Jiu, who has always been ruthless, would not be willing to be a simple tool fox. Because of his remorse, he followed him to the world for atonement. So he wanted to see what this clever, innocent fox would do to him."

Bai Yu frowned: Why does this fox sound more and more like a... shou in skin?

"The Soul Eater took Zhonglijiu's life. When Zhonglijiu was dying, Xin Su recovered his memory. He wiped out the Soul Eater with a single sword. Zhonglijiu turned back into a fox because he only had one life left. Xin Su took him to live with him, hoping that one day he would return to his original appearance."

Bai Yu was puzzled: "Didn't you say that there will be some suspenseful plots involved in the later stage?"

Gu Dao nodded, and flipped through the script: "At the request of the sponsor, the director added some daily interactive content in the later stage, roughly like Xin Su taking the little fox to solve puzzles. They are all simple cases, but the interaction is very simple. It’s sweet, it’s a candy given to the audience at public expense.”

Bai Yu thought of something, and asked, "Which actor is the Taoist priest playing with you? Did you two have a kissing scene?"

There was a smile in Gu Dao's eyes: "The scriptwriter of this play is known for its delicate emotional lines, there must be some kissing scenes. But in order to pass the trial, it was only in an accident that Zhong Lijiu accidentally kissed the Taoist priest as a female fox. So You shouldn't ask me this question, but you should ask the co-actress."

He put his eyes on Bai Yu's face, lowered his head and wanted to kiss Bai Yu's cheek: "As for who is playing the Taoist priest, why, do you want to know, uncle?"

Bai Yu raised his arms to push him away, but he didn't have the strength to push him away at all.He said angrily: "I just want to remind him to keep the glass pouch at the beginning of the game, and don't let the children under his hands play with it, so that you can finish it directly."

Gu Dao let go of him, and smiled: "What did I do wrong that you want to treat me like this?"

yes.Gu Dao did nothing wrong, he was just acting in a play.

But Bai Yu felt unhappy when he thought that after the show was broadcast, all the major public platforms would smack him and the Taoist priest's CP.

How angry, Gu Dao is going to form a CP with someone else.

The author has something to say:

Xinsu (pronounced Shenxiu)

[The small theater that Baiyu is looking forward to]

Xin Su: There is a vicious little devil sealed in this glass pouch, disciples, please don't approach it at will!

Disciples: I understand Master!

Until all the Taoist priests died of old age, the glass pouch was never opened.

End.