Destiny finally hits the green tea slag [Transmigration Book]

The night enveloped the two of them like splashed ink.

Gu Dao almost enveloped Baiyu.The huge bed was a little cramped at this moment.

"Is there something on my body that can make you incessantly irritated?!" Bai Yu was furious.He resentfully raised his fist and smashed Gu Dao's chest. The movement of raising his hand just touched the bite mark on his chest.

Gu Dao raised the corner of his mouth and chuckled, put his arms around his back, and pecked lightly on his spine.

The spine is thin, and Bai Yu is extremely sensitive. Gu Dao's kiss made him uncontrollably raise his legs and kick backwards, so he accidentally rubbed his butt against something he shouldn't have.

Eight seconds of silence passed.

Gu Dao said: "Sometimes I can't help but wonder if you are inviting me on purpose."

Bai Yu's desperate voice was particularly bleak against the backdrop of the night: "Do you think I still have the strength to invite you now?!"

Can TMD tell him personally: is too long a disease? ! ! !

right!

Absolutely! !

In the darkness, Gu Dao's eyes were burning, and he was about to say: "Uncle."

Bai Yu didn't even have the strength to turn over, so he could only lie on the bed panting.

He is like a fish on a cutting board now, even if the kitchen knife chops him a hundred times, he doesn't bother to move his position.

He thought Gu Dao would doagain, but to his surprise, Gu Dao didn't continue, but tied up his pants and gently hugged him.

"Take a shower." Gu Dao whispered, "You're dirty."

Bai Yu was too tired to face the world.

Dirty or not is no longer important to him.

"I'm sleepy." Bai Yu said, "I might have to say goodbye early."

"Good night, uncle." Gu Dao said.

"Good night." Bai Yu said.

After his words fell, the water at a suitable temperature instantly buried him.

"My God!! My dimensional wall is broken!!"

"No way!!! "Unguessable Journey" guest list has been announced!! Gu Dao Studio has issued a statement, saying that Dao Dao will definitely participate as a resident guest!!!"

"Why didn't I see my family Hanwu on the list!! Woohoo why did the program group have to dismantle them!! By the way, confess to "Tu Shu"!! It really lived up to my expectations, Jiusu CP is so good! !!"

"Gude Studio, let me just ask! Who is the mysterious guest invited by Dao Dao!!! Is it the guy whose name is three characters and the last word is Wu!!!"

After studying for a long time, Bai Yu raised his face and asked Gu Dao in a daze, "What does Gude's studio mean?" Could it be a foreign studio?

Gu Dao didn't open his eyes, but he still couldn't stop his smile, and he hugged him even tighter: "The abbreviation of my name has a homonym."

Bai Yu thought about it.All right.The abbreviation of Gu Dao's name is GD. It's not Gude when it sounds like a Chinese homonym!

What a strange word!

He said: ""Unguessable Journey" is a popular variety show that Zenith spent a lot of money on. You are on this show, which is enough to show that you are already popular now."

Gu Dao shook his head and smiled: "It's not enough."

This is just the beginning.

The success of "Tush" is inevitable, but how far the influence of "Tush" can go is still a question.Gu Dao had to keep looking for springboards to ensure that he would not fall off, and "The Unguessable Journey" was just one of the springboards.

It is good for children to have their own ideas.Bai Yu was not worried at all.He turned over and asked Gu Dao curiously: "So who is your mysterious guest? Can you spoil it in advance?"

Hugging back and forth in his arms early in the morning, Gu Dao smiled wryly.

He said: "Uncle, if you move more widely, I can't guarantee what will happen next."

He didn't sleep all night last night, and he endured it very hard.

"Okay, okay, I won't move. You can sleep for a while." Bai Yu put it away when he saw it, and touched his face.

Good guy, it really was too late last night, Gu Dao's eyelids were faintly blue, making his gray glass-colored eyes glow green.

The effect of not sleeping all night is so remarkable?Bai Yu thought to himself.

He didn't know how Gu Dao went hungry all night.

late.Gu Dao thought.

"Is it better?" He asked Bai Yu.

"What's better?" Bai Yu was puzzled.Immediately he realized it, and said, "Well, it's better after sleeping, it's not as painful as last night."

"That's good." Gu Dao said.

That's good?

Before Bai Yu could react, Gu Dao pressed him on the bed.He opened his mouth and bit his neck.

Baiyu: "..."

Just... Is it too late to tell now?

During the stalemate, Gu Dao's cell phone rang.He frowned unobtrusively, glanced at the caller ID, and threw the phone aside.

"Why don't you answer?" Bai Yu asked tearfully.As long as he came into contact with Gu Dao, his eyes would secrete physiological saline in a disobedient manner.As if being bullied miserably.

"There are more than 100 calls like this every day." Gu Dao said lightly, "The studio will deal with work matters. I don't need to answer private calls."

"Oh." Bai Yu said.As expected of someone who has stayed by his side for a long time, he has mastered the skills of fishing and paddling.Bai Yu thought proudly.

"Continue." Gu Dao said.

"I think the day is in the morning, and we can't put the good time on the edge of it." Bai Yu said solemnly.

Damn, he should have other more normal words in his mind!

Gu Dao raised his eyebrows, waiting patiently for him to round up his words.

"We can't base our happiness on the pain of our children," Bai Yu said again.

"Children?" Gu Dao looked at him.

Bai Yu got out from under him: "Isn't what I said clear enough?! The dog hasn't been fed!!"

On the afternoon of the weekend, Dr. Han, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, came to take the pulse of Ping An.

He went abroad to study for a year, his face was radiant, and he looked at Baiyu as if he was looking at an ancient pickled fish.

"It can be seen that your sex/life is very harmonious." Han Chen greeted him.

At this moment a group of dogs passed by.Han Chen clicked his tongue twice, and said again: "It seems that your children haven't had time to transform into human form yet."

"Do you know Fu Yunzhi?" Bai Yu asked him.

"I don't know." Han Chen shook his head.

"I'll take you to meet someday. You two will definitely be able to chat." Bai Yu said.

It took him a whole afternoon to disassemble the courier, and then he reluctantly assembled the kennel and the fence. He was so exhausted that he almost died, holding his waist and panting for a long time.

Gu Dao was stewing quail in the kitchen, and by the way, put the vegetables he bought from the supermarket into the refrigerator by category.

Han Chen had looked at him overtly and secretly for a long time since he entered the door, and the two inevitably looked at each other, and Gu Dao just nodded slightly and continued to do his own thing.

Although this is not the first time Han Chen has seen this person at Baiyu's house, but according to past experience, this person has always avoided him automatically, but today he not only did not avoid him, but instead acted like a hostess.What's the matter with this inexplicable sense of being an old couple?

Han Chen doesn't understand, this is not something he should care about.

His job is to prevent Baiyu from dying.

"Do you know what skill I have mastered abroad?" Han Chen asked excitedly after closing the door.

"Male birth?" Bai Yu said subconsciously.

Han Chen took a sip of Pu'er tea, sprayed it directly on the small potted plant on the table in Baiyu's study, and watered it.

"I'm not an obstetrician." Han Chen put down his teacup and said, "Or are you implying something to me?"

"It's a very good topic. As long as the funds are in place, I can also form a team to conduct research." Han Chen took his time.

Bai Yu smiled: "Why do I feel that you are implying me?"

"Let's talk about each other." Han Chen raised his legs and changed the subject, "The one outside, with all due respect, isn't he a star now?"

"You also follow the entertainment industry?" Bai Yu asked.

"You live with a celebrity, and it will be a shocking melon when it is revealed on Weibo one day. Be careful not to get angry." Han Chen clicked his tongue.

Just as Bai Yu wanted to say that he would not bother you to worry, the door opened.

Gu Dao brought a pot of freshly cut fruits.

"Thank you." Bai Yu smiled.

"It's okay." Gu Dao brushed the hair on his forehead and left.

Han Chen was caught in the middle and was about to die, so he could only poke a piece of fruit to relieve his tiredness.

"Hurry up and get married, you guys." He couldn't stand it.

"What are you here for?" Bai Yu couldn't help asking him.

"I'm here to give you a last peace pulse check. I'll be free after the check. I've been harassed by your stomach for the past few years, and now it can finally give me peace." After finishing speaking, Han Chen picked up Bai Yu's clothes .

"Does it hurt here?" he asked.

"It doesn't hurt." Bai Yu said.

Han Chen pressed his hand down: "What about here?"

"A little bit." Bai Yu replied honestly, "Have I relapsed?"

"If I'm not wrong, it should contain the piece of watermelon you ate ten seconds ago." Han Chen said seriously.

Baiyu: "..."

He bowed his head and quickly recorded: "In the future, as long as you don't deliberately go on a diet, your stomach should no longer be a monster. It's just..."

He paused at this point, raised his eyelids and looked at Bai Yu meaningfully.

"Just?" Bai Yu was puzzled.

"If you are a demon in other places, then there is nothing you can do, because it is out of my control. But if you beg me, I can introduce you to the best anorectal doctor I know, so don't be polite to me." Han Chen didn't change his face. say.

Bai Yu felt like sitting on pins and needles.

Han Chen made a record and said with relief: "Congratulations, Baiyu, you can live for at least another 30 years now."

"Thank you." Bai Yu shook hands with him sincerely.

Han Chen lowered his head and held a little Fendi's dog paw, shaking it.

Little Fendi looked at him with his head tilted, his little tail sweeping the floor.

"It looks exactly like you, Bai Yu." Han Chen said.

Gu Dao, who had been listening behind the door with bated breath, breathed a sigh of relief, letting go of his hanging heart.

Great.

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