Destiny finally hits the green tea slag [Transmigration Book]

After inspecting the goods, Bai Yu lay beside the bed and struggled to find the clothes on the floor.

fuck.

He really didn't expect that the original inspection had such a meaning.Careless.

Gu Dao was amazed that he still had the strength to cosplay a gold miner after being inspected, and was afraid that he would accidentally fall down, so he could only turn over and pick up clothes for him.

"Don't need that one, it's already dirty." Bai Yu said.

So Gu Dao picked up his clothes.

"I don't want this one either." Bai Yu said again.

"Okay." Gu Dao showed a helpless smile, "Tell me which one is not dirty on the ground?"

Each one has the imprint of cloud and rain left by the two of them.

Baiyu: "..."

Then just stay in bed.The computer happened to be by the bed, so Bai Yu directly used it to watch episode 34 of "Tu Shu".

Gu Dao cleaned up the battlefield and went to take a shower to watch it with him.

Bai Yu moved a little to the inner side of the bed to make room for him.But Gu Dao gave up this position, he wanted Bai Yu to lie in his arms and watch together.

The back of Bai Yu's head was pressed against Gu Dao's left cheek, and Gu Dao's nose scratched his ear.With a slight movement, his ear would rub against Gu Dao's lips, which made him wonder whether Gu Dao was watching a drama or him.

Suffering from looking back too deliberately at this time, Bai Yu has been holding back and not asking for confirmation.

It wasn't until Gu Dao stuck out his tongue and bit his right ear directly that he suddenly exploded, and the computer almost frightened him off.

He covered his ears, turned his head and stared at Gu Dao angrily: "What are you doing?"

Gu Dao didn't let go of his smile.In fact, he didn't do it on purpose. When he was mainly watching the drama, Bai Yu's ears kept moving around his mouth, attracting his attention.

Baiyu's ears are beautifully shaped, thin and transparent, and if you don't pay attention, they will turn red in the white, like a crystal clear crystal shrimp dumpling.

"I won't move anymore." Gu Dao surrounded him, holding the computer for him, "Let's watch carefully together."

There are a total of 40 episodes of "Tushu", and Bai Yu saw the seventh-to-last episode.It is said that this episode is full of high energy, the fox demon protects his "wife" domineeringly, and the title of "Beautiful Brotherhood on Yashan Mountain" is clanging.

The Soul Eater under the demon king's seat pretended to be Zhong Lijiu in an attempt to sneak into the Bairi Taoist Temple where the Taoist priest Xinsu was, but was discovered by the Taoist priest by mistake.

Daochang seems to have just bathed and changed his clothes, and his aqua blue clothes are floating like a fairy, and his expression has a hint of... Disgust.

The Soul Eater was keenly aware of the bloody smell on Taoist Priest's body, knowing that he was seriously injured, and wanted to take the opportunity to get rid of him.

Unexpectedly, Daochang said: "Follow me."

The vigilant counterfeit Zhong Lijiu showed some vague doubts, but he still bit the bullet and followed the Taoist priest into the Buddhist scripture pavilion.

The Sutra Pavilion is full of ancient classics that have been accumulated for many years, and the Taoist priest just waved his sleeves and took one of them.

"Old events in Yashan." The counterfeit Zhong Lijiu read out with a frown, his puzzled expression becoming more and more obvious.

"It records Yashan's deeds in detail, and you may be able to find something related to your parents." Daochang said.

Soul Eater moved his heart, put the book in his pocket, and pulled out the shadow blade.

The Taoist turned his back to him and flipped through the classics, but he didn't notice anything wrong.

The bullet screens are all swiping at the moment, "Woooooo, Taoist priest stayed in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion for three days and three nights just to uncover the mystery of Ah Jiu's life experience. Isn't this love???" Ah!", "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...as long as i press the pause button, the knife will You won’t poke the Daoist!”…

Bai Yu became nervous because of the bgm and barrage, and secretly sweated for the Taoist priest.

Gu Dao watched his focused expression, saw him involuntarily tightening the quilt, and smiled.

Seeing that the shadow blade was about to stab Xinsu, suddenly a piece of red cloth flew into the pavilion, instead of flying towards the Soul Eater, it wrapped around Xinsu directly.Xin Su couldn't react in time, and was dragged back a few steps by the red cloth to cover his eyes.

"What are you doing all of a sudden?!" Dao Chang's nose was filled with a familiar smell, he frowned, and there was a hint of embarrassment in his words.

The genuine Zhongli Jiuchao raised the corners of his lips to the counterfeit fox, making a silent gesture.

The barrage screamed frantically.

Even Bai Yu had to say that this scene was amazing.

Zhonglijiu good meeting.

"Ah," Zhong Lijiu, who held the red cloth firmly in his hand, made a deliberate thought, "I'm playing with you."

His eyes moved towards the Soul Eater, and the smile in his eyes slowly changed its nature.

"So I'm counting to 30 seconds, you stand where you are and don't go anywhere," he said.

Xin Su calmed down, and his intuition made him ask: "Did something happen?"

Zhong Lijiu showed an evil smile, stepped on the red cloth, and flung his crimson clothes, directing his fierce internal force towards the Soul Eater.

"It's a big deal." Zhonglijiu's sharp claws cut through the Soul Eater's left toughness, and the Soul Eater was about to hit the bookshelf, Zhonglijiu retracted his internal energy and directly hung him in mid-air.

Except for the "Old Stories of Yashan" that fell from Soul Eater's arms, there was no sound at all.

Zhong Lijiu picked up the "Old Stories of Yashan", blew it, turned to the first page, and smiled: the whole story is nonsense.

The famous Sutra Pavilion of Bairi Taoist Temple has also started to store scriptures?

"Should I let go?" Xin Su said.

"Don't let it go." Zhong Lijiu put away the script, and deliberately walked around the invisible avenue at the moment, "Why should I let it go?"

The aqua blue toga and the red cloth wrapped around the eyes created an inexplicable visual impact.This beautiful scene is rarely seen in a thousand years.

"It's hard to change your nature," said the Taoist priest.

"Speaking of playing games with you, what are you so impatient for?" Zhong Lijiu leisurely disposed of the corpse of the Soul Eater, deliberately walking lightly during the process, but found that as he expected, Xin Su had difficulty distinguishing the slightest sound up.

It seems that the injury ten years ago has been trying to destroy the Taoist priest's body.

If it wasn't for his red thread hanging his life, Xin Su might not be able to last for so long.But now the red line can't stop his body from going from bad to worse.

In this life, Xin Su will definitely die.

When Zhong Lijiu was thinking about something, Xin Su waved his sleeves and used his internal force to spread the red cloth away.

The red cloth landed lightly, and Zhonglijiu's heavy eyes were quickly replaced by playful eyes: "I don't follow the rules."

"Only I don't want to hear this from you." The Taoist gave him a deep look, then turned and left, "If you blindfolded me just to change clothes, I can only say that you are extremely boring. "

Zhong Lijiu looked down at his clothes, then recalled the clothes worn by the Soul Eater pretending to be him just now, and cursed secretly.Take a deep breath, put on a standard fox smile, and keep up with the pace of Daochang:

"I said, I just changed clothes, do I need to be so angry..."

"I said..." Gu Dao whispered in Bai Yu's ear.

Bai Yu was so engrossed in the drama that he was caught off guard by two identical voices overlapping his ears, scaring him into thinking that Zhong Lijiu had come out of the computer.

Why are you so surprised?Gu Dao was helpless.

He asked, "Does it look good?"

"What's so good?" Bai Yu stared at the play.

"Me." Gu Dao smiled, "Do I look good?"

I have to say that Zhongli in red is the best son of all, especially the standard pair of fox eyes, playful banter and galloping murderousness can be seamlessly switched back and forth, which simply satisfies all people's fantasies about the fox clan.

Too beautiful.

Bai Yu kept circling this sentence in his mind, but he still didn't relax: "We can't live with filters forever, are you right?"

Gu Dao held back his smile and said, "Oh."

Is that what you mean by praising him for being good-looking?

It was already noon, Gu Dao got up and made some simple meals.A quarter of an hour later, Bai Yu came out wearing a coat and slippers, holding a computer in his hand.

"Aren't you going to put down the computer today?" Gu Dao asked amusedly.

"I'm going to chase the ending tonight." Bai Yu said.

That can be chased.There are six episodes left.Gu Dao smiled wryly.

"Gu Dao." Bai Yu suddenly said seriously, "After watching Zhongli Jiu and Xin Su for a long time, I suddenly feel that I am not worthy of you at all, what should I do?"

Gu Dao: "..."

"We're a good match," he said.

"Uncle, have you forgotten that our names are a pair?"

They are indeed a couple.But that doesn't mean much.

Because...these two names were chosen by the author of the original book! ! ! ! !

After dinner, Gu Dao went out for a walk with the dog, while Bai Yu stayed at home with the computer in his arms to watch the drama.

As a result, the Baiyu drama was over, and the sun was gradually sinking, but Gu Dao still didn't come back.

This... walked the dog and slipped abroad?

He couldn't help calling Gu Dao.

It was another person who answered the phone.

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Author: Don't try to ask me how Gu Dao inspected the goods :)