Destiny finally hits the green tea slag [Transmigration Book]

The sky was getting dark, the village was cloudy and misty, and the sky was mottled with chicken blood.

The avocado green shirt Bai Yu was wearing today was blurred by the setting sun, and half of his face was covered in the torn sunlight.

A group of people shuttled through the crowd, and they could vaguely hear a young girl muttering why a star came to the small village.

Bai Yu flicked his hair, and the slightly messy hair was grabbed by Gu Dao behind him.

"Your hair has grown." Gu Dao said.

Bai Yu looked up at him with a smile in his eyes: "Why, do you want to tie it up for me?"

This angle is just right enough to see the curve of Baiyu's ears connecting to the neck, and through the fine hair, there is a taste that wants to be concealed.

Gu Dao's eyes darkened a bit: "Then do you want it?"

Bai Yu said, "I'll do it myself." He grabbed it twice casually, a lock of long hair was loosely tied up, revealing the stud on his left ear, looking playful for no reason.

It can't be seen that it is a person who wants to go to the third.Complete reverse growth.

"Well, can you sign for me?" A nervous and excited voice came from behind the two of them.

A cute and autographed book of Kumamon stretched out in front of Baiyu.

Been mistaken for a star?Bai Yu didn't understand.

He smiled slightly and declined, "Sorry, I'm not a celebrity."

The girl suddenly looked like she was about to cry.

Bai Yu was most afraid of seeing a girl cry, so he changed his face instantly: "Sign it, sign it, can I sign it? I'm just afraid that my handwriting will be too ugly to tarnish/stain your notebook, so put away your tears."

Gu Dao stared at Bai Yu's red ears, a smile flashed in his eyes.

Bai Yu entered the team anonymously, and didn't know what he should sign. He raised his eyes to look at Gu Dao, and on the spur of the moment, he said to the girl, "How about I ask him to sign for you?"

The girl looked at Gu Dao in confusion.Another girl behind her rushed into her ear: "Didn't you read Weibo?? This guy with sunglasses is Gu Dao! Hurry up! Ask him for his autograph!! What are you doing in a daze!"

Zhonglijiu! !The girl's eyes suddenly burst into excitement, and she nodded frantically towards Gu Dao.

Gu Dao took off his sunglasses and put them in Bai Yu's shoulder bag, and said in a neutral tone, "It's pretty good at calling people."

Bai Yu patted Gu Dao's round shoulder: "Don't pay attention to these details."

So Gu Dao took the pen and signed his name in a fluttering manner. When it was time to write Bai Yu's name, he paused, picked up the pen in a different posture, and wrote three neatly in a very childish font. Word: white swan.

"So what did you sign for me?" Bai Yu asked.

Anyway, when he saw the two girls receiving the autograph book, their expressions were quite complicated.

Gu Dao smiled and didn't answer.

"..."

fraudulent.

Gu Dao suddenly changed the subject and said, "Look at the sky."

Bai Yu raised his eyes in confusion.The sky was completely dark at the moment, nothing could be seen, not even the stars came to work.

"The moment you look up, the sun has completely set. But if you look carefully, you will find that there is still a trace of pink in the black sky." Gu Dao said.

He added: "Do you see that trace of residual pink, does it look like the color on your body?"

Bai Yu hesitated for three seconds, and couldn't help asking: "...Why do you speak of tigers and wolves in such a calm tone? Also, does this have anything to do with my signature?"

Gu Dao said "Oh" and walked around Baiyu.

Bai Yu paused for three seconds before reacting: Oh, you are so big!

The two of them were already far away from the camera crew because of the episode. Xiao Zheng, who was in charge of filming, said: "What are you two talking about? There are too many people and the sound cannot be recorded."

"We were just talking about philosophical issues. You can add background music or something to cover our voices." Bai Yu said.

Xiao Zheng put down the camera and showed a dazed expression.

"Did you forget that you are my parnter?" Wen Lun's voice came from the front, "Aren't we traveling okay?"

Bai Yu could only grit his teeth and keep up with Wen Lun.Wen Lun looked in a good mood, and followed the plot meticulously: "I think the last gem is hidden in the restaurant. Because it's time for us to eat."

It's hard not to agree, man, aside from anything else.

"Your mother..." Bai Yu said after considering his words, "Really?"

"Why should I lie to you?" Wen Lun narrowed his eyes, "Don't tell me I don't look like the protagonist's son?"

The main reason is that Bai Yu never thought that he would meet the sons of other book runners in this book.This is already a bit magical.

"How did your mother tell you the truth?" Bai Yu couldn't help asking.

Normal people should find it hard to accept, right?

"Bai Yu," Wen Lun put down his smile, "People who really love you will choose to believe anything you say. Conversely, people who don't love you will think everything you say is an excuse. So, what do you have to worry about?" of?"

Baiyu was instantly overwhelmed by Chicken Soup for the Soul.

"Do you know what my hobbies were when I was living abroad?" The blond Wen Lun smiled mysteriously.

"Study philosophy?" Bai Yu replied instinctively.

"Wrong." Wen Lun said, "My hobby is to use my spare time to tell fortunes to students of the same major."

Baiyu: "..."

Wen Lun raised his bangs while talking, and Bai Yu found a faint black line on his forehead, which should be an old scar.

"I was chased by the school principal for five streets because of gathering a crowd for fortune-telling. I finally hit a nail on a road pole and had to sew a lot of stitches. The matter was suppressed," Wen Lun said proudly.

Bai Yu didn't know what to say for a moment.

It can only be said that Wen Lun really embodies the perfect fusion of Chinese and Western cultures.

"My book-wearing mother is a great metaphysician. She completely rectified the protagonist's repressed family by herself, and let the rainbow shine on the Bastia Manor that had been dark for decades. Not only did she get all the women in the manor favor, and by the way, attracted my father, that worthless man." Wen Lun said calmly.

"Fortunately, my mother chose to marry him knowing that my father didn't have many roles from the beginning to the end. Although my father was miserable in other aspects, he did save my mother from many rotten love affairs. This is his only usefulness."

I get it, his mother took the upgraded Liushuangwen script.The appearance of the West, the soul of a Chinese metaphysician.The career line is the main emotional line, supplemented by the emotional line, and finally, relying on one's own talent and a certain halo blessing of the protagonist to become a god in one's own field.

"Can I have the honor to know your mother's name?" Bai Yu asked sincerely.Maybe we met by chance.

Wen Lun didn't even bat an eyelid: "Harold Wright Agnes Catherine Umbert."

Baiyu was silent.

Wen Lun said: "She actually has a Chinese name. She gave it to herself the day she wore the book. I like it too."

Bai Yu immediately asked, "What's your name?"

Wen Lun replied: "Long Aotian."

Baiyu: "..."

He hesitated, wondering if he should express a bold thought in his heart at the moment:

Before his mother wore the book, couldn't she be a man?

"You're so smart." Wen Lun saw through his thoughts and shrugged his shoulders, "My mother once lamented that the setting of men wearing women's upgrades in novels actually happened to her. So she once resisted any emotional drama so much that My father thought she had some rare mental disorder."

"Actually, it's almost the same." Wen Lun laughed.

And what Bai Yu thought in his heart was: Good guy, this author has a big span?In the last book, men dressed as women, but in the next book, it's straight to Tanmei?

"Enter the store." Gu Dao and Xiao Ying appeared behind them at some point.

Only then did Bai Yu realize that the two had been stuck in front of a time-honored noodle restaurant for a long time.

The entrance of this time-honored noodle restaurant looks ordinary, and the four words "Shuiyue Dongfu" written on the plaque are elegant and chic. When you walk into it, the inside is even more unique.The layout is very similar to the ancient pawnshop, but the field of view is much wider than that of ordinary pawnshops. The 50-square-meter storefront is 6 meters high, with three staggered floors, surrounded by relief wooden railings, which looks patchwork and lively.The waiters dressed as waiters in the shop shuttled among them with plates, and from time to time, NPCs who looked like shopkeepers were talking about passing by with their abacus.

To be able to find such a level of treasure shop in such a small village, I have to say that the director's vision is indeed very online.

"It's time for free meals!" Sakura said.

She turned her head to look around, and there were only a few customers sitting sporadically on a large round table, so she asked, "How about we share a table with the elderly?"

Everyone has no objection, the old people are busy sucking and sucking, shaking their heads and saying that they have no objection.

Everyone took their seats, and Bai Yu sat next to an old lady who wore a small red flower on her hair, leaving a seat beside her.Originally Wen Lun wanted to sit down, but as soon as he turned his head, Gu Dao's backpack took the place.

Gu Dao asked: "What do you want to eat, I'll go to the counter to order."

"Tomato sirloin noodles." Bai Yu blinked.

"it is good."

Wen Lun, who was robbed of the position C, held his chin and said, "Spaghetti with foie gras in sauce."

Gu Dao said: "Go out and order takeaway."

Wen Lun: "..."

Sakura stood up and said: "The director gave me all our food expenses, and I will go to the counter with you to order!"

Everyone looked at this little assistant in charge of their internal financial power with extraordinary eyes.

Sakura looked confused.

Wen Lun said suddenly: "I remember you are my assistant."

Sakura looked alert: "So?"

Wen Lun said: "I apply for an extra luxurious fried egg in my bowl of noodles."

Sakura: "..."

Hungry hungry.Bai Yu glanced at the time, it was almost seven o'clock, if he had finished his meal at this time, he would have taken Fendi for a walk on the street.

At this time, the assistant director, who hadn't been on camera for a long time, said: "Hint: The gem is in this store."

Everyone immediately showed a standard actor-like surprise: "Really?" "Really!"

The camera swept over them, and everyone put down their surprise expressions and waited for dinner.

When Bai Yu was eating noodles, the old lady wearing flowers suddenly took the flowers off and stuck them on the little pulley that Bai Yu had half tied.

Bai Yu sucked his face and raised his head: "??? Thank you grandma."

"You're welcome." Grandma got up with an empty bowl, and walked tremblingly to the back kitchen.

Wait, ordinary customers can directly bring their bowls to the back kitchen?

The slightly younger old man put down his chopsticks and said, "That's the proprietress of this store."

The author has something to say:

Bai Yu: Long Aotian asked me to play a role :)