idol diary

? There is a kind of aggrieved, called I can not show you to the world.

Li Yumo is still like a dream now, her body floats in the air for a while, and sinks in the water for a while, as if she has been poisoned by eating mushrooms, and the scenes she sees are strange and dreamlike.

She told the situation to the person lying next to her, and she got ridiculed in exchange.

"You are poisoned by eating too many mushrooms."

Li Yumo sobbed: "I've followed you all this time, you have deceived me so unromantically and solemnly, how can you do this? Turn your face and deny anyone!"

Su Li hugged Li Yumo: "After following me, I will suffer a lot of grievances. I don't know if I can persevere. If one day, the whole world can't find me, it's possible that I will be like this. What a jerk."

"I feel hypocritical when I say it. I don't care about forever, I only care about what I once had."

Su Li raised Li Yumo's hand and began to count on his fingers: "The first song I wrote for you, there will be a second song and a third song in the future..."

Li Yumo kissed Su Li's forehead: "One song is enough, enough for me to have endless aftertaste in the days to come."

"One song at a time."

After five o'clock in the morning, the guests were already seated, and Su Li yawned loudly: "So Boss Lin doesn't know anything?"

"Yeah, what you play is the heartbeat, what you play is the excitement."

Lin Yu was wearing glasses, and she adjusted them slightly: "Boss, I am most interested in you now, look at your dark circles, and Xiaolulu's little assistant who just helped you along the way. Waist, have you worked hard recently?"

Su Li blushed without heartbeat: "Yeah, you don't know her, she's completely different from what's shown on her face, she's a serious and cautious little assistant during the day, but at night she turns into a wild leopard that can eat your bones left."

Gudong, Lin Yu swallowed so much that Liu Xilu gave her a strange look, and Lin Yu coughed calmly: "You are dirty."

"I just know, don't look at the mirror you are wearing, I know you have been dissatisfied with your desires, girl, you have to work harder. It's not right, I saw you flirting with her for a long time, how come it took so long ? Ah, I see, you have kidney deficiency."

Lin Yu almost knelt down for her: "What does this have to do with my kidney deficiency?"

"Oh, then you don't understand."

"I know!"

Su Li looked playful: "Then why haven't you?"

"I have!"

"Come on, I've already admitted it before, are you stupid? Don't pretend to be in front of me. You are a little fox, so I must be an old fox. Wait, my sister will give you a vivid lesson tonight, what do you know? It's a living little Huangwen."

Lin Yu was a little moved, but his mouth was still firm: "I must know more than you, and I will see the real trick at night!"

The guests were in their seats, and the PD and VJ were also in their seats. The two of them took the time to say the last two sentences.

"Did you talk about moving the little deer?"

Lin Yu chuckled: "It's moving."

The resident guest filming is almost done, the three of them are ready to go on stage, Lin Yu finally took a picture of Liu Xilu: "What do you mean, I promise to be obedient to you for three days, just ask me to shovel shit for Ah Fat .”

"It's up to you, Ah Fei eats so well, okay, you said three days, when the time comes, take off your clothes and put on an apron to cook for me."

"... Is it too late to regret it?"

PD held up the horn: "The first guest is invited to appear."

Liu Xilu ran out cheerfully, today she didn't even know whether she was in a team fight or a solo stand, and the clothes she wore were also different from those of Su Li and Lin Yu, the yellow ones were the same as the minions.

"Hello seniors~"

"Ah, lovely girl, full of youth, I think all the wrinkles on my face are gone."

Xing Xing smiled: "You smile, you are ten years older, bro."

The leader stopped smiling immediately: "Hurry up and invite the next older guest."

Su Li rushed out and kicked him: "You're only old, I'm going to write a curse song for you."

"It's my pleasure."

The leader rubbed his hands: "I think we have too many men, just another girl, what do you think?"

Several men showed eager expressions, and the leader even ran more than ten meters to meet her. Lin Yu ran out with a smile. Seeing so many people welcoming her, she was so happy that her feet slipped and fell.

At this moment, Liu Xilu didn't feel distressed at all, and she laughed the loudest among the few people.

The leader clapped his hands: "This must be the reason why you are so excited after seeing the stars. Don't be excited. Uncle has decided today, and I will give you this chance!"

"Finally admit that I am an uncle!"

PD raised the horn: "Now that everyone is here, let's start. The theme of today's survival is to play you to death."

"Hey?!"

The leader rolled up his sleeves: "I suggest that we play PD to death first."

"Seconded!"

PD was very calm: "I originally wanted to give each of you a two-yuan subway card before the start, but now it seems that you don't want it, so let's forget it."

"Give me a knife, I'm going to kill."

"Because the guests voluntarily gave up, the subway card will not be issued. You need to find a way to walk from Luohu District to Happy Valley by yourself."

The guests sneered, two yuan for the subway was not enough, now there are policies, and there are countermeasures, they casually took a photo, signed a name, and those fans happily gave their bus cards up.

PD has seen everything for a long time, he pointed at the guest with a finger toy: "Because the guest has a bad attitude towards PD, today the guest can't use his own influence to earn fares, he can only earn your income through his own labor. "

The leader wanted to take the knife again, but was stopped by several people this time: "Brother, if you continue, it will really be over again. I guess you will see me tomorrow."

"By the way, whether today is an individual competition or a team competition, let's make it a secret."

"...Let's smash the pot and smash it."

"Okay, gourd baby, you can go now."

"You are the gourd baby, and your whole family is gourd baby!"

PD pointed to Liu Xilu and the others: "You should be familiar with our rules, do you have nicknames?"

Liu Xilu blushed, and posed a shameful pose in the slightly threatening and flattering eyes of the two people around her.

"Balabala Little Demon Fairy~"

The gourd babies almost fell down, and the leader applauded feebly: "You guys have such amazing skills, the money will come from standing there, do you still need you to work, look after you."

Shame report, Liu Xilu clenched her fist, Lin Yu, I won't kill you if I go back, I won't be named Liu!

At this time, it may be more reliable for everyone to act separately. This is a downtown area, and there are huge crowds of onlookers. The leader was the first to run away: "I can't rely on you for relief today, bye!"

Liu Xilu asked Lin Yu, "What should we do?"

Lin Yu stuck her waist in: "You don't want us to live on our faces, oh Doc."

"Korean who learns knitting, I ignore you."

In the scorching summer, Liu Xilu still felt hot wearing a hat. She looked around at the crowds, and suddenly had trypophobia, and thought for a while: "I think it's too tiring to rely on us to work, why don't we go and rob. "

Su Li, who was still thinking about picking up trash and bottles just now, felt ashamed: "You are amazing."

Lin Yu pointed to a cake shop next to him: "Let's make cakes, and sell them when we're done. The money we get from the sales can be used by the car."

"Are you stupid, you don't give people money for making cakes?"

Lin Yu spread his hands: "We can pay on credit first, and then remove the principal after selling it."

"It's a good idea. The question is, will the boss really agree to you? You and I don't want to think about it. Which boss would be so stupid to do business on credit first."

The proprietress, who had been watching the excitement from the crowd, jumped out: "Me, me, me! Come on, I am willing to let you pay on credit!"

"..."

Liu Xilu glanced at the proprietress, and it is possible to ask her to give the store away at this time.

"But who will do it?"

Su Li and Lin Yu took a step back, and Liu Xilu rolled her eyes, "They're all bastards."

"The two of us have two names. You know, people with two words were angels with broken bones in their previous lives, so they can't make cakes."

If she hadn't been filming all the time, Liu Xilu would definitely give her the middle finger.

The proprietress taught Liu Xilu to make small cakes little by little. Liu Xilu is also very talented in learning. In fact, making cakes is really not difficult. The embryo is ready-made, and the cream also has molds. Her favorite blue fat man is charmingly naive.

Of course, Lin Yu and Su Li were not idle. They made a lot of iced milk tea, small cup cakes and drinks. If there were no security guards outside the store, the store would probably be crushed right now.

"My gosh, it's perfect."

Liu Xilu took out her mobile phone to take a picture: "How much do you think we will sell such a perfect work of art?"

Su Li suggested: "Shouldn't it be seventy or eighty if you don't say anything?"

The proprietress was taken aback: "This small cake is usually only thirteen or four a piece, and the milk tea looks like ten yuan, so it can't be so expensive..."

"The main thing is that you have to see who made the cake. For someone as handsome as Xiaolulu, you shouldn't add a little face money."

"It's the first time I've heard of face money when I'm so old. You should sell as much as you want. After all, this is just an ordinary cake. In the end, I will give you a little labor fee. Is it enough for you to take a car?"

Lin Yu picked up the cake tray: "Just kidding, today we have to work completely by ourselves. It's lucky to borrow your light. I'm even suspected of cheating, so I won't bother you. We will go out to sell cakes, absolutely Will not charge a penny!"

The eyes of the proprietress kept showing little stars: "Lin Yu, I like your filming very much, but for the king's sake, I will always support you in the future! Come on!"

Liu Xilu looked at Lin Yu with starry eyes, she quietly hid the most perfect cake she had made, and told the proprietress to keep it for Lin Yu, and all of this was captured by the portable VJ.