[Full-time master Ye Lan] No guilt

(three)

If you don't eat dinner after physical work, even a god can't bear it, let alone a dead house.Ye Xiu felt a little monster grinding his teeth in his stomach.Lan He also seemed to be waking up, moaning and rubbing his eyes.

Even after sleeping, he was still surrounded by someone in his arms. No matter how good the times were, he didn't get so sticky, and Lan He felt quite sober immediately.

"Why do I think you're OOC?"

"Have it?"

"Yes." With an expression of stepping on Xiang, Lan He pushed back the quilt to get up.

"Control is a little bit." Ye Xiu took the opportunity to pat Lan He's bare back indiscriminately.

"what?"

"Copy and paste that."

After a two-second silence, Lan He shook his head and went to take a shower with a weak look that I don't understand you.

Ye Xiu was the only one left in the room, and the sound of running water could still be heard several rooms away.

It seems that I can't hold it this time.

The two of them don't have many vacations, and they are separated by two places. As Ye Xiu said, after a year, the scattered time they can spend together can barely be paid for a month, and it will be replaced by another couple. It is estimated that it was divided early.

Emma, ​​could it be that I am insecure?

Ye Xiu was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help covering his chest with his hands and shivering. Lan He, who just came back from the shower, happened to see this scene and was suddenly stunned.

"...Are you really not right?"

"Have it?"

"Have."

"I'm short of love, Xiaolan, come and hug me?"

I wipe!Lan He took a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood, "Then I'm on top!"

"Oh, I'm so moved that you are so active." After Ye Xiu finished speaking, he really lay down and put up big characters, "Come, come, come."

Lan He's stomach was convulsed, and he violently kicked him to take a bath. When Ye Xiu came back, the sheets had been replaced with new ones, and the whole room smelled of instant noodles. He was so hungry that he immediately moved his index finger.Lan He typed while sucking noodles, with a very delicate expression.

"What's the matter?" Ye Xiu tilted his head to look.

Blue River's trumpet in the new district was also called Lanqiao Chunxue. On the screen, a strangely dressed character was doing what seemed not an easy operation - he was hugging Lanqiao Chunxue's thigh.

You said that the world is so big, how could someone follow your lead and step on it.

"This person is really interesting." Ye Dashen, who was not very broad-minded, memorized the character ID, toilet water, Ye Xiu suddenly felt that he didn't know these words.

"Tell him." Lan He simply switched on the headset and put it on for Ye Xiu, then typed this sentence in the dialog box and sent it.

"Who?" A confused murmur came from the earphone immediately.

"I'm Ye Xiu. Do you have something to say?"

After a moment of silence, there was a flutter of chickens and dogs on the opposite side, and the sound of the keyboard was also crackling. On the swordsman's knee.

Ye Xiu originally rested his chin on his right hand, but now he stretched out to touch the Blue River keyboard, and Lanqiao Chunxue quickly moved half a step to the side, and the character gnawed directly into the mud at his feet.

"How can I fall?" Ye Xiu resumed his chin resting posture, "Calm down."

The player knew that he was embarrassed to make a fool of himself in front of his idol, and his voice was bumpy, "Hello Ye Shen! I, my girlfriend and I are both your fans!"

"...Oh, thank you. Then why don't you come to our Xingxin? Welfare is no worse than that of Lanxi Pavilion." Amidst Blue River's capable warehouse system not copying our Bluexi Pavilion's slander, Ye Xiu looked at him incomprehensibly , meaning I []all[] you let me watch this?Lan He finished his forehead and wrote in the dialog box that something happened, saying that the incident happened in the past.

"Actually, that's the case. I would like to ask you how to...uh, how to fly into Dragon Canyon, the kind of two people..."

Ye Xiu let out a long "oh", "I still think it's a big deal."

Linglong Canyon, running from east to west, is located in the southwestern part of the currently open Glory Continent map. The two ends are narrow and deep, and the middle is a huge basin. The fault of the two major plateaus, the building block grassland extends here, and dozens of coordinates in the south are connected to the Sea of ​​Gap, which is the southernmost tip of the continent known so far. According to official information, it is also one of the birthplaces of creatures in the Glory Continent. one.There are also legends about the formation of the entire canyon. It is nothing more than the longan bracelet of the goddess in ancient times falling on this continent and smashing a hole, and then the longan stone cracked. Very annoyed, he was willing to join the human village on the edge of the canyon, calling on the warriors of the mainland to unite to eliminate harm for the people and so on.Having said so much in the data set, I just want to pave the way for the appearance of Linglong, the level 70 wild map boss Linglong in Linglong Canyon. This boss is extremely abnormal. When it was open, there was a lot of sorrow, half a group of priests in a group of [-] people, and a fart. In the end, the official watched enough of the show, and mercifully disclosed the hidden mission that should be in the front. This mission is related to building hatred against the boss, as long as it is completed For this task, the goddess will appear holy to pray for the warriors, and the image of the goddess full of holy light will always float in the center of the battlefield to brush blood for the group that has established hatred. The blood increase target will also be shifted according to the hatred target of the boss. To put it bluntly, it is to protect The NPC of the Angel class, this NPC also has a tasteless achievement called the person closest to God, whether you are swept away by the earthquake wave, blown away by a spell or jumping by yourself, the level of the same battlefield is the closest to the goddess during the battle The player character can get this achievement, and those who are interested in getting the achievement by jumping around can also look for the strategy of One Autumn Leaf more than ten years ago.

However, when the other party mentioned the so-called two-person flight, Ye Xiu remembered it.

"It's okay, why fly? Are you here to fight the boss or to show your affection?"

You also know that it is Xiu Enai haha. "It's not, it's popular." Hualushui also had a silly smile on her head.

Popularity?Ye Xiu looked at Lan He, who was checking Lan Qiao Chunxue's backpack and ignored him, Ye Xiu felt very hurt immediately.

"I see your equipment, untrained, right? How many professional weapons have you prepared? If the weight of the weapon is too heavy, it's okay if you only get the achievement, and it's a bit reluctant to add someone else." And look at this low-level mistake of hugging the thigh, Maybe I lost my girlfriend before I got the achievement.

"Uh..." Ye Xiu seemed to hear Hua Lushui's voice pulling her hair, "God Ye wait a minute, I'll ask my girlfriend."

"..." Ye Xiu turned off his headset and poked the toilet water on the screen and said contemptuously, "Look at this guy, he wasn't burned to death by his teammates." Lan He gave him a blank look.

In less than half a cigarette, another figure appeared on the screen. In fact, there were too many of them. Lanqiao Chunxue stood tall, and Ye Xiu glanced roughly at this angle. In this group, the originally vast basin was gradually overcrowded, which was quite similar to the situation a few years ago.It's just that Ye Xiu's Jun Moxiao appeared at that time, but now it's Wu Chen's Dawn Spear.Ye Xiu had no limit and shouted at the gunner who was approaching cautiously not to shoot his own people. Wu Chen, who was still surprised that he could meet acquaintances by choosing a high ground at random, was a little embarrassed.

Can you not be embarrassed, one is the leader of the professional team, the other is the president of the dignified team, and the other is the leader of the elite team with a particularly complicated identity. There are four people behind the three roles, so let’s not say anything. The three of them are real. What are you trying to do here.Toilet water, who is currently in the lowest position, can't help feeling inferior.

"Well, toilet water, have you discussed it?"

"Great God," at this moment, another person broke into the toilet's field of vision, and a white light appeared on the ground, which should have been sent by the scroll.The character trotted and stood next to Lan Qiaochunxue, "I'm not in a hurry, your ID is too blind to see me go..." Said the toilet water retreated to the edge of the cliff and jumped, each in the hearts of Lan He and Wu Chen Leave a string of ellipses.

"Hey, really, I said there's no rush." ​​Ye Xiu's queen for the past two years is also a casual person, dressed in colorful clothes, and when someone jumped off a cliff, he went over with his hands in his arms, "Yeah, not bad, she's quite skilled at cutting weapons."

Wu Chen is currently in the guild office, and there are a few brothers who are working the night shift together sitting next to him. He privately glanced at him and saw that no one was paying attention to him. Wu Chen seriously thought about whether he should also find a cliff jump.

Just as I was distracted, there was a message in the recent chat channel, "Don't be too self-conscious, the headset can still be turned on."

... Excuse me, I'm on the night shift, and I really don't want to hear any weird conversations.

Despite saying this in his heart, Wu Chen silently replied, "Open it."

"You bring it yourself tonight?"

"The report says there is a good qigong master, I'll come to inspect the goods."

"My dear, is your little donkey coming today?"

Click, Wu Chen decisively turned off the headset again.

(four)

There is a joke in the market, Lei Ting Dai Yanqi was called, even Young Master Huang was in a hurry.From this we can see how caught off guard Dai Nvxia's trash talk attack was, and how unconventional it was. Most of the people lying on the gun said that although they didn't hit me, they always felt a little pain.Now that the six armies are in front of them, there is only a girl element mage with a silent ID standing in front of the formation... Speaking of storytelling.

"I think at that time, when several major guilds were fighting to the brink, they saw a few flashes of light on the edge of the cliff. Yes, please follow the direction I pointed..."

"Hey, why do I feel that Sister Dai is talking about you, Captain Lan?" Lan Yu's little angel donkey egg text, no, it was Lu Hanwen who was broadcasting to Lanhe live on the Internet, and Captain Lan shouted smoothly .The one who was called smoothly was in a bad mood.

"Laughing hair."

"Laugh at you for blowing your hair."

"Leader Lan, doesn't Senior Ye really like you? How could he attack you?" Little Luyou continued to report without knowing it.

"Uh, little Lu..." Lan He couldn't look directly at him when he was suddenly hit by a straight ball from an upright junior.

By the way, it has been a long time since this matter has passed, how can anyone still think about it? Not only has it become a fashion, but Lan He really wants to manipulate Lanqiao Chunxue to bend forward in frustration.

It seemed—according to Ye Xiu himself—that he wanted to show his favor.

This happened when Xingxin didn't have an elite group. For the sake of guild development and competition for resources, it was common for Ye Xiu's shit-stirring squad to travel (seek) travel (accompany) fight (practice) all over the world.During that time, Lan He approached Mr. Chun Yi very distressed, and asked if he could not be the chairman without leading a group, but simply being a thug would be fine, which made Mr. Chun Yi very confused, so he immediately called We communicated with persuasion and education. You said that you were tired of cheating before, but now Lord Grim is robbing, all kinds of simple and rude, even if it is farther away, inside the guild, for example, the people who hang around the bank will not let you be beaten too much Is the number afraid to go online a lot?Blue River, you are not such a person who can't afford it, are you?After hearing this, Lan He felt like crying, and said President, look, did you find anything.They were talking on the phone at the time, but the chat window was still open. Lan He went to Baidu and sent a picture of Teletubbies. He said that the president, I am now like the thing in the picture, with an auspicious antenna on my head. Where are you going? Wherever I go, people will go wherever I go.Originally, Lan He wanted to say that this day would be impossible, but after thinking about it, he finally said nothing.Mr. Chunyi stared at the screen and pondered for a long time, and finally said, this time in Linglong Canyon, you lead the second regiment, and I will ask Shuguang to lead the first regiment for you on the frontal battlefield.Blue River said desperately, so I must go, right?Chun Yi said yes.The two looked at each other speechlessly, and the phone just ended.

Two days after Domineering Ambition completed the hidden mission, the guild notified Linglong to refresh, and Lanhe led the second regiment to squat in the echelon as planned. Just in case, before departure, he specially greeted Bie Zhou of the same team and said that if there is any situation later, The command will be handed over to you directly, I have agreed with Shuguang.Bie Zhou is Blue River's deputy, and he also complained about the problem of Blue River's built-in antenna. When he talked about the "situation", he naturally understood.So when opening the boss, Lan He stayed alone on the cliff, euphemistically paying attention to the surrounding environment, obviously the regiment leader was forced to be like a sentinel, which was particularly desolate.

"Huh? No group today?"

Lan He really still remembered the creepy moment when he heard this voice. Sitting in front of the computer at that time, he lay down and wanted to lift the table.Behind Lord Grim's scattered person is number four and five, whose IDs are also extremely familiar.Blue River hurriedly sent a message on the guild channel, and found Lord Grim's team at four o'clock, and the command of the team was handed over to Bie Zhou.There are exclamation points all over the guild, and there are especially many exclamation points in Biezhou. If it is replaced by text bubbles, it will definitely break through the sky.I don't know who knocked on the sentence "You are indeed the president, you have a unique skill", and it was instantly overwhelmed by the frequency.

"Have you finished sending the news?" Lord Grim turned the angle of view in a leisurely manner, "I have something to do, you guys go first, practice the cooperation of screen tactics today, Mucheng and Xiaoqiao, please take it with you."

"Talk about Boss slowly! Let's go Boss!"

Lan He thought that Ye Xiu probably made some arrangements in the team, telling them that if their whereabouts were exposed, they could face the enemy head-on or something, otherwise, Baozi Invasion's ostentatious posture didn't look like they were going to launch a sneak attack later - too contemptuous people!There are still almost nine regiments of troops fighting down there!Face the enemy head-on? !

"Xiao Lan, take a look, when you can practice stunning beauty, you can help us bring down the group of Xingxin."

"Great God, I really don't have time!" Lan He couldn't say anything. He observed the battle situation from a high position. The subsidence effect of the ultimate move seems to have just passed.To the west is the camp of the Chinese Herb Hall, so Blue River couldn't help gloating about his misfortune.

"Aren't you free now? How about I go to the guild and get some people to come and you show them the experience?"

"Get up and drive." Lan He was completely blunt.

"Uh, sorry for killing you last time."

Accompanied by a "ah?" Blue River shook his hand and the swordsman made a small jump. In the game, elites like them, death is not a common thing, but it is definitely a super normal thing. To be honest, he really doesn't remember where this happened last time. Time...hey wait a minute the point is not this, "What did you say?!"

"...Uh, it's Kano with the red belt. I didn't expect the map cannon to kill you, and I'm still looking for you."

"(*￥% why are you looking for me????!!?????" There was a word bubble on the swordsman's head, and he couldn't express Lan He's complicated mood without punctuation at this moment.

Then he saw Jun Moxiao's expression of cold sweat on his head, the blushing eyes of Xiao Huang's head were erratic, dripping cold sweat unceasingly.

Lan He had a chill, "...Are you acting cute?!!!!!!"

"I have to sell it, otherwise it's not good for the proprietress to know that the nanny of the guild was killed by me."

A girl's silver bell-like laughter came from the earphones far away, and Blue River's mind, which was constantly barraged, took a moment to wonder if it might be Su Mucheng.

"Haha, hahaha, I died from laughing, Xiao Mo said, why didn't he be afraid to kill him and run away, hahaha."

The sound of water spraying in Xingxin's training room kept coming and going.

"Pfft, I already know." Chen Guo liked to sit next to Ye Xiu and watch the master play games, and now he would even watch him talk to Lan He, "But why do I feel like you're picking up girls?"

"Oh, boss is picking up girls! Boss, I support you!"

Baozi's vigorous "picking up girls" is like a thunderbolt smashing into Lan He's ear, smashing him straight away.

"Hey, train hard, you guys, gossiping is more fun than anyone else."

Ye Xiu saw on the screen that the swordsman named Lan He took one step stiffly, and then another step.

"Great God...keep your distance..."

Ye Xiu covered his sweaty expression with explosive hands, and then really stepped back two figures.

"Hey, if I retreat, don't retreat, you are going to fall."

Lan He looked at his feet, the uncle's is really hanging on the side.

"If you have nothing to do, I will continue to be a scout..."

"What can you detect here, I know a good location."

"Where?" Lan He regretted after asking reflexively, the other party rushed over suddenly, and then, the swordsman was thrown - directly thrown out.In the white holy light that filled the sky, I saw a person flying out of the cliff on one side of the basin, followed by two sparks on the cliff, and another figure flew out obliquely, chasing straight towards the spinning swordsman.

"Your uncle——!!" With the rapidly turning angle of view, the feeling of weightlessness felt a bit immersive, and Lan He felt sad when he saw the four black lines knocked by the tied boat in the channel.

"Don't mess around... Tsk, I told you not to mess around." Jun Moxiao's hand that could reach was lost because of Lan He's sudden fall, so he quickly turned his umbrella into a spear, and used the round dance stick in the air, The swordsman was instantly picked higher.When the first angle of view was about to stop rising, Lord Grim, who flew over with a spear, then pushed Falling Flower Palm.

"Pay attention to the health bar. Listen to my command." Ye Xiu complained while displaying his skills, "Hey, now my reputation in Blue Brook Pavilion is completely hated."

"I'm sorry you hated me a long time ago."

"Really? I like Lanxi Pavilion very much. Their president is Shicheng, haha."

Lan He thought that he must be very angry, otherwise why would he have symptoms of indiscriminate praise and criticism.

"I'll cut down to Boxer, and you use Luofeng Zhan to attack the weapon in my right hand."

"……what??"

"Luofeng Zhan attacks my right hand weapon."

Without even thinking about it, Lan He slashed down with his sword.

Lord Grim, who was already below, picked up the pick and roll, and lifted the swordsman a little higher.The two attacked each other like this under Ye Xiu's command, flying away while rising.Blue River has been playing games for so long, and he has never seen the map scenery in this way.

Under the dome of night, the celestial maiden is spreading her big white wings. Her platinum-blond long hair and silk satin all over her body are unscientifically floating in the air and slowly fluttering. In the previous wars, only the celestial maiden icon was seen in the canyon. It looks like the bright moon is high above the sky, and now it seems that the face of NPC No. 7 is not very good-looking.

Suddenly, a silver light flashed on Lan He's operation interface, and the angle of view rose at a constant speed. Lan He in front of the computer finally remembered, "Damn it, could it be that one?"

Sure enough, at this time, an announcement was made on the World Channel, congratulations to player Jun Moxiao for obtaining the hidden achievement "Blessing of the Heavenly Maiden", and congratulations to player Lan He for obtaining the hidden achievement "Blessing of the Heavenly Maiden".

"The Blessing of the Goddess" is a hidden achievement of Linglong Canyon. It requires the player to reach at least the height of the Goddess's eye level. At this time, the system will give an effect. The character will be forced to float in the sky for 30 seconds at the position of the Goddess, overlooking the entire battlefield from the maximum angle of view. , After 30 seconds, the player character will get a 5-minute golden body state. It turns out that the blood bar can be as long as it is, and it will not lose blood after eating the boss's big move. I have to say that I really don't understand what the game official is thinking, and even players It is jokingly said that the state of this golden body cannot be dropped to death.Because this achievement has always been interpreted as too rare and useless-unless, of course, you get the golden body state for 5 minutes and can die a dragon every day-so no one would think of the idea of ​​​​making this achievement.

Blue River came out of the beautiful CG animation, and a golden 30-second countdown hung in the lower left corner of the screen.

"This position is fine, it can be zoomed in, hurry up, Scout."

"..."

"Look, someone in your Lanxi Pavilion has fished... Ouch, my people have fished too, it's outrageous."

In Xingxin's training room, Ye Xiu opened the headset and called the roll call. What are you doing for such a good opportunity? Houttuynia cordata Houttuynia cordata, Xiao Tang cut the middle, Baozi and Xiao Qiao followed to push the right wing, Mucheng, where are you going? Yes, the little ninjas are more serious about your studies.

"I took a screenshot, hehe."

"...speed, speed." Lord Grim's perspective occasionally swayed past Lan He, who was floating beside him, and his head was also twisted. It seemed that he was performing the task of scouting conscientiously.

true and sincere.Ye Xiu couldn't help laughing.

30 seconds passed in the blink of an eye, and the hardest characters on the battlefield must be Ye Weiyang, Plantago, and the like. They cursed Lanxi Pavilion angrily, and what method did they use to win over that god, so as to obtain the ultimate god? Excellent vision, after so many years of fighting, why didn’t I expect to send scouts to that height, although the achievement can only be obtained once, but the union has the opportunity to obtain more, every time you beat Linglong, if you can line up Take a full lookout, no matter how chaotic the scene is, it's not a problem... But, if it's not a casual person who only relies on single-class skills... I'll rub it.On the other hand, it is hard to force these two people who are now floating in the sky to go to the sky. The process is too gorgeous. It is the first time to see people fly so high together!Live!As a result, the fighters below looked at the sky in a daze, either taking screenshots or recording videos, and they couldn't command at all and just waited for Linglong to spit fireballs.

In the battle of Linglong Canyon that night, which guild won the first prize? Probably even the members of their own guild have forgotten. A special building was set up in the forum. The players present at that time were enthusiastic. Resources.

I don't know which one is behind the scenes. Suddenly, some players jumped out to accuse Lanxi Pavilion of hooking up with Lord Grim. No one knows who Lord Grim is now. This in itself is unfair blabla.

The players in the Blue Creek Pavilion argued with reason. It was obvious that Lord Grim sneakily attacked the two of our guild leaders to fight to the sky. After the forced levitation ended, the two of them continued to fight. The world can learn from our guild leader's moves and kills.

Oh, Ganqing is still the president of your guild, the other party taunted, the world can learn from your guild leader's move and kill, but your guild allies really didn't use a big move.

Onlookers: Oh, LS is a pig teammate, where is the big move for the individual.

Trolls: Oppose black box operations

Blue Creek Pavilion: SB Roll

Trolls: Oppose the monopoly of great gods

Blue Creek Pavilion: SB Roll

Feng Shuyan Mu: They have a good relationship~[cute/ka][I don’t know what it looks like to look at each other like the one in the picture from the main perspective.GIF]

Lanxi Pavilion members: ...? ! ? ! ? ! ? ? ! ! ! !

Lord Grim: Come to collect the pictures.The relationship is good [proud / dy]

world:? ! ? ! ? ! ? ? ! ! ! ? ? ?

... In Lan He's memory, he spent that month in a row of mixed emotions of question marks and exclamation points.

Forget the past.

TBC