Turn over, you bitch!
Chapter 1 Wedge
On a certain autumn afternoon, looking at the empty refrigerator, Xu Chen felt melancholy for a while, so he picked up the wallet key on the table and went out.
Walking on the sparsely populated street, he felt as if he had passed away. He hadn't gone out for more than half a month. How did he get to the supermarket...
So, a certain road idiot and otaku stood at an intersection with a troubled expression on his face.
At this moment, Xu Chen found a ring lying quietly on the ground not far from him.
The ring seems to be made of platinum, it is very dazzling in the sun, and the design is also very delicate.
Xu Chen picked up the ring, held it up to his eyes and observed it for three seconds, then put it on the index finger of his left hand by accident, it fit very well, as if it was tailor-made for him.
However, at the moment when the ring was put on his finger, Xu Chen heard a "ding"——[Ding ~ Binding successful! 】
Eh?Is he hallucinating?
[Congratulations to the player for obtaining the humble subject cultivation system with the purpose of "scumbag abused me thousands of times, and I treat scumbag like first love". 】
Xu Chen found a random path and walked forward. It must be an auditory hallucination, it must be...
[The player still has a ten-second buffer time. After ten seconds, the system will send the player to the first week, please get ready. 】
Xu Chen staggered and almost fell, what a joke!What is teleportation to the first week, is it a game?
He stretched out his hand and tried hard to pull out the ring, but the ring seemed to grow on his finger, and he couldn't take it out at all. It didn't seem so tight when he put it on just now?
[Three, two, one! 】
Soul light!Labor and management don't want to play any broken games!
First Wear: Encountering an Old Classmate
In a blink of an eye, the intersection turned into a small bedroom, simple but clean, incomparable to his kennel.
"Where is this place?" Xu Chen touched his aching head and frowned.
[The player has successfully traveled to the first week, and his identity is the childhood sweetheart of Scum Gong Lin Xiao and his ex-boyfriend Song Siqi. 】
"Huh? Transmigration? Slag Gong? Wait... This body is not mine? What's the matter with this ring?"
[This system is dedicated to cultivating professional sages. Players need to keep in mind the purpose of the system in the game.The body does not belong to the player, but the character itself is built with the player as a template, so there will not be a big difference in appearance, but there will be some slight changes in different weeks. 】
"That...what is the purpose? I seem to have said it before, but I didn't remember..."
[The purpose of this system - slag Gong abused me thousands of times, I treat slag Gong like first love. 】
=Dish=Good perverted purpose!
Xu Chen, as an nerd and gay guy, usually likes to read some novels, so he naturally doesn't like scumbags, but in fact, what he hates even more is the cheap ones. Is it fun to always put a hot face on someone's cold ass?
"Send me back, I can't be cheap. Actually... I always thought I should be Gong."
[Once the game is started, it cannot be stopped halfway, and the player will return to the original world immediately after clearing the level. 】
Damn!It's a game you forced to start, but I didn't do anything, sir!
"You are violating my personal freedom and illegally detaining me. Let me go back soon and I won't care about you."
【Hehe~】
Hahahahahahaha, it is not scientific at all to say such emotionally complex words with such a mechanical voice!
[The standard of customs clearance is to impress Zha Gong and make him change his mind.Please work hard, the player, and then I will transmit Song Siqi's memory to you, and the player pays attention to receiving it. 】
A group of grass mud horses whizzed by in Xu Chen's mind... Hello grass mud horses!See you in grass mud horse debt!
If Zha Gong could change his mind, would he still be called Zha Gong? !This is unscientific, hey!
The so-called teleportation of memories is actually not painful, but Xu Chen said that he is a little bit pained, because some of Song Siqi's behaviors are so cheap that ordinary people can't understand, or is this guy actually sick?
Song Siqi has been secretly in love with Lin Xiao since he was a child, and often follows him and does voyeurism.At that time, Lin Xiao just regarded him as an ordinary friend, until Song Siqi was caught stealing Lin Xiao's little nephew in the second year of junior high school.
Lin Xiao humiliated him severely, but Song Siqi was not angry at all, and instead pursued Lin Xiao openly.
Junior high school, high school, university, Lin Xiao was finally moved by his perseverance, so the two lived together.
But even so, Lin Xiao still had a steady stream of women outside, Song Siqi knew it well but never mentioned these things.
Blindly forbearance was exchanged for Lin Xiao's betrayal. Not long ago, Lin Xiao got engaged to Zhong Jinyun, the daughter of the chairman of the company, and broke up with Song Siqi.
Song Siqi was sad but did not give up, he kept reassuring himself that Lin Xiao would return to him, and clung to him relentlessly.
Oh my God!Xu Chen is about to hit a wall, is he going to become such a fool?Please let it go!
[The memory transfer is complete, please work hard!In addition, due to the recent Alexander of the system, it is temporarily unable to keep in touch with the players, see you in debt! 】
"Wait!" (Erkang hands)
"You're under a lot of pressure?! Young master, I'm bigger than you! My soul is light!!!" Xu Chen hugged his head and turned into a roaring emperor.
"I can't stop loving you~" A bell suddenly came from beside the pillow.
Tsk tsk, even cell phone ringtones are so cheap, that's enough!
He hesitated for a few seconds before picking up the phone.
The caller ID is - Lin Xiao!
Xu Chen was so frightened that he threw his phone away, the call from Slag Gong was so scary!
Seeing the mobile phone split into three on the ground, Xu Chen heaved a sigh of relief, the danger was gone.
But... Could it be that he will not answer the phone or go out in the future?is it possible?
Xu Chen got up from the bed in pain, retrieved the phone, and restarted it safely.
The desktop of the mobile phone is a photo of two people, one of them looks very similar to himself, and the other is scumbag without guessing.
Cut~delete and replace it with my Yanzu.
Xu Chen looked at the screen and nodded, it was much more pleasing to the eye.
Next... I also changed the ringtone, and replaced it with the Song of Scallions, um, this is just like his taste.
Throwing the phone aside, Xu Chen went into the bathroom and washed his face.The boy in the mirror was 90% similar to him, but looked weaker and a few centimeters shorter.
"It's a big loss this time..." Xu Chen sighed.
Walked out of the bathroom, came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, there were some vegetables and raw meat in it, and a bag of quick-frozen dumplings, and decisively took out the dumplings.
It seems that I have to go out to buy something in the afternoon, Xu Chen thought while putting the dumplings into the pot.
Song Siqi was originally a clerk in Lin Xiao's company, but was fired a while ago.
That's right, who can bear the fact that his fiancé's ex-girlfriend is often active under his nose, and has evil intentions.
Moreover, Song Siqi is not very good at managing money, and his previous salary was actually handed over directly to Slag Gong, so now he has no savings at all.
After thinking about it, Xu Chen decided to go back to his old job and stay at home to write novels or something. I don't know if the original account can be used in this world?
But I still have to find a job, and it is impossible to make money by writing articles all at once.
After eating the dumplings, Xu Chen turned on his computer and logged into Diandian.com.
This account does not exist!
Sure enough, ah, had to apply for a new account.
It is still the previous pseudonym——Moonlight Firefly.
Don't think that this pen name is so literary, in fact, what he writes is not a girlish romance novel, but a horror and suspense novel with a heavy taste.
Xu Chen used to have a certain status on the finish line, otherwise he would be an otaku to support himself.
It was past three o'clock in the afternoon after the author had basically completed everything, and he had to go out in order not to starve at night.
Due to the previous incident of getting lost, Xu Chen wisely chose to take the subway this time.
Walk into the supermarket, come to the frozen food section, throw seven or eight bags of dumplings in, and then come to the dry food section, biscuits, bread and instant noodles...
As an otaku, his skills can only be used to cook dumplings or instant noodles without adding any seasoning, otherwise it may become dark cuisine.
Speaking of which, Song Siqi's culinary skills should be good, but Xu Chen simply accepted his memory, and lack of practice is unnecessary.
After taking the instant noodles, he went to the daily necessities section, toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo, body wash...all replaced with his favorite.
"Song Siqi?" A man's voice came from behind.
Xu Chen didn't react at all. You think, if the name that has been called for more than [-] years is suddenly changed, no one will be able to react.
He didn't look back until a hand was on his shoulder.
Huh?Who is this guy?
Seeing the handsome strange guy in black shirt and black trousers in front of him, Xu Chen was caught in a tangle.
Song Siqi didn't seem to have such a person in his memory, but the other party knew his name...
"You are?" Xu Chen decided not to be ashamed to ask.
The strange handsome guy had an inexplicably unhappy face, and said two words coolly: "Gu Xuan."
Gu Xuan?
Xu Chen tried hard to recall, and finally dug out a little bit of memory about this name in the valley of memory.
Gu Xuan, Song Siqi's deskmate in junior high school for three years, is also the class leader.In fact, he can't be blamed for not being able to recognize him. After all, it's been so many years, and the other party has changed a lot.
In Song Siqi's memory, Gu Xuan was a very powerful guy, he was the first in the exams every time, and he often went out to participate in competitions on behalf of the school.It is said that his family still runs a technology company, a typical tall, rich and handsome, so he became one of the influential figures in the school at that time.
Hehe, guess who the second man of the hour was?That's right, it's the scumbag Lin Xiao.
Because Song Siqi was so focused on Zha Gong, his impression of this deskmate was always based on the objective relationship between deskmate and squad leader, not even a friend.
However, the matter of him chasing Lin Xiao had caused a lot of noise in the school, and as his deskmate, this person must have known about it.
Thinking about it this way, Xu Chen felt a little embarrassed: "Uh... hello, what a coincidence that you are here too..."
Gu Xuan glanced at him lightly, nodded: "I live near here."
"That's it..." Xu Chen responded weakly, returning home like an arrow.
"How are you and Lin Xiao?" Gu Xuan picked up an item on the shelf to check, and asked seemingly casually.
Sure enough, he still couldn't hide...Xu Chen silently lit a piece of wax for himself, and replied, "Uh... It's been a while, I just broke up."
"Is that so..."
I don't know if Xu Chen misunderstood it, Gu Xuan seems to be smiling?
But soon he returned to his cold expression: "what? Did he treat you badly?"
Why are the guns shot to the heart...
"No, a man...you have to find a woman to live with." Even though Xu Chen had a lot of dissatisfaction with Slag Gong, he couldn't let his family scandal out, as long as he knew about this kind of thing.
"Oh? He's getting married?" Gu Xuan suddenly turned to look at him with complicated eyes.
Xu Chen looked at him blankly, because from this angle he found that Gu Xuan's eyes were deep and beautiful.
He recalled the photo on his mobile phone, and suddenly felt that Song Siqi had really bad eyesight. He completely ignored such a handsome man who was at the same table with him for three years, but it was too worthless to stalk such a pretty boy like Lin Xiao.
"Yeah..." Xu Chen tried his best to sound sad, which was more in line with the mentality of the person involved.
Gu Xuan was silent, his eyes moved to his shopping cart, and he frowned suddenly: "You just eat these?"
ha?The topic changed so suddenly that Xu Chen couldn't react.
Gu Xuan stuffed a large pile of instant noodles, biscuits and bread in the car onto the shelf, and said with a serious face: "Eating too much of this kind of thing is not good for your health."
Xu Chen stared at the removed instant noodles, biscuits, and bread with a sad face, wanting to cry without tears.
Looking at his overly sad eyes, Gu Xuan seemed to realize that he was meddling in his own business, coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said, "Go over there and buy some vegetables and go back and cook."
Xu Chen said weakly: "I don't know how to cook..."
Gu Xuan stared at him blankly for a few seconds, then burst into laughter with a "puchi".
Damn!Is this guy mocking him?The cliff is the most naked ridicule, right?
"Is it funny?" Xu Chen curled his lips, and silently stretched his paws towards Mr. Instant Noodles.
When he was only 0.1 centimeter away from Instant Noodles, someone grabbed his paw, and Gu Xuan dragged him to the vegetable area: "Buy vegetables, I'll cook them for you."
Eh?
Xu Chen felt that Gu Xuan's attitude was not like treating an ordinary classmate at all. Could it be... he had a crush on Song Siqi?
No way, this is too bloody, hey!
He silently shifted his gaze to the other's claws holding his wrist. It seemed that he had realized the truth, and he gave 32 likes for his IQ...
"What do you want to eat?" Gu Xuan turned to look at him with a smile on his face.
Xu Chen glanced at him, gently pulled out his held right hand, pointed to the aquatic area not far away, and said, "Go over there and have a look."
After speaking, he pushed the car and walked over there.
Gu Xuan's smile became stiff in an instant, looking at his receding back, he felt a sense of loss in his heart.
When Gu Xuan came to the aquatic area, Xu Chen was staring at a bunch of crabs in a daze.
"What's wrong?" Gu Xuan squatted down beside him.
Xu Chen pointed to a crab that was climbing from the low price area to the high price area, and said, "Look how motivated this crab is..."
Gu Xuan: ...
Seeing the crab successfully climbed into the high price zone, Xu Chen maliciously stretched out a finger and dialed him back to the low price zone, and the crab persevered to climb to the high price zone again...
"Want to eat crabs?" Gu Xuan asked, ignoring his childish behavior.
"No..." Xu Chen finally stretched out his claws to the crab and grabbed it: "How can I be willing to eat such a smart crab, of course I want to buy him back as a pet."
After speaking, I got up and asked the brother in charge of aquatic products to wrap the crab in his hand, and asked how to raise it.
Looking at the inexplicably excited Xu Chen and the troubled little brother, Gu Xuan suddenly felt that he had changed a lot in the past few years, but he felt that this Song Siqi was even more lovely and charming, which made him want to... near.
He thought he was no longer so attached to him, but now it seems that he underestimated.
First Wear: Watch out for scumbags
After buying crabs, the two bought some meat and vegetables.
He was pushing the cart to check out, but unexpectedly met the person Xu Chen least wanted to meet.
"You didn't answer the phone call, and you weren't there when I went to find you. It turns out that you are fooling around with other men!" Lin Xiao looked at Xu Chen with a sarcasm, and there was a woman standing beside him, probably his fiancée Zhong Jinyun.
Xu Chen was dumbfounded in his heart, this guy is really shameless, isn't he still fooling around with other women?Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps?
Seeing that Xu Chen didn't speak, Lin Xiao intensified: "I was still stalking me before, but soon I fell in love with another man. Song Siqi, you are really cheap!"
That's right, that's right, the cheapest scumbag is a perfect match...
With your uncle ah!If it wasn't for going home, the young master would have beaten you to the point where you're looking for teeth all over the place! ! !
If Xu Chen didn't make a move, Gu Xuan couldn't stand it any longer, and punched Lin Xiao's face fiercely with his fist: "You fucking shut up!"
The two wrestled together, but Gu Xuan clearly had the upper hand.
Zhong Jinyun screamed in fright at the side, but Xu Chen watched with relish and almost clapped his hands.
Blocking is necessary, but it's hard to say when to block, at least until Slag Gong is beaten so badly that he can't stand up...
Seeing that the beating was almost done, Xu Chen pretended to have just recovered, and rushed forward to pull the two of them apart.
He stretched out his hand to protect Lin Xiao, looked up at Gu Xuan, and begged softly: "Don't hit him again..."
Then I silently praised my acting skills from the bottom of my heart.
"He treats you like this, and you still protect him?" Gu Xuan's voice was full of irrepressible anger.
There is no way, this is in line with the status of a humble person... Xu Chen thought in his heart, but said: "I'm sorry, I... (stuck) I love... (stuck again) him (mother)! (This time No card anymore)”
It seems that the acting skills need to be improved, and things like morality need to be put aside, and the ground is a little bit prickly...
"Song Siqi, stop wishful thinking there, Lin Xiao is my fiancé now, don't think about trying to trick him again." Zhong Jinyun supported the bruised Lin Xiao, and glared at him sternly.
Hey Hey hey!You, a woman, should pay attention to your image!Don't just look sullen and sullen at every turn, men don't like such women.
Lin Xiao looked at Gu Xuan with a gloomy face, and sneered: "Gu Xuan, you still want to pick up the broken shoes I lost? It's a pity that people don't like you at all..."
Eh?What to do, I can't bear it anymore, I really want to beat this guy...
After being so excited by him, Gu Xuan's face became even more gloomy, and his fists began to move.
Fortunately, this woman Zhong Jinyun is not stupid, she quickly dragged Lin Xiao away, and before she left, she still gave Xu Chen a look: "Song Siqi, don't pester him anymore, or you will be at your own risk!"
Xu Chen felt that if he continued like this, he would definitely get angry, so he once again offered some wax for his misfortune.
He turned his head to look at Gu Xuan, Gu Xuan seemed very angry, turned around with a sullen face and pushed the shopping cart towards the counter, leaving him far away.
Just when Xu Chen was hesitating whether to go back to buy instant noodles, Gu Xuan turned to look at him, and said coldly, "Why are you in a daze, hurry up and catch up."
"Oh." Xu Chen then hurriedly followed up. Although he had only known Gu Xuan for a short time, Xu Chen instinctively felt that he was a person worth making friends with, so he aimed at the fact that he helped him out just now. He has made a deal with this friend.
After paying the bill, the two of them carried their things to the parking lot. Gu Xuan kept his face sullen and silent all the way, which made Xu Chen dare not speak.
It wasn't until getting into the car that Gu Xuan asked, "Where do you live?"
"303, Building [-], Chaoyang Community." Xu Chen obediently reported the address.
Then there was silence again, Xu Chen silently turned his head and looked out the window, fortunately he will be home soon.
After putting the things in the refrigerator, Xu Chen glanced at Gu Xuan who was sitting on the sofa in a daze, and fetched the medicine box from the bedroom.
"Get the medicine." Xu Chen sat down beside him, opened the medicine box, and took out the red medicine and cotton swabs.
"No need." Gu Xuan said indifferently, as if he was not the one who was injured.
Xu Chen sighed, opened the medicine bottle, dipped in the medicine with a cotton swab, and gently brushed his face with his spare left hand. Fortunately, the other party was cooperative in his actions.
Looking at Gu Xuan from a close distance, I found that he is really not ordinary good-looking. Some men are not bad at first glance, but they are not as good as they are at first glance, but Gu Xuan is so handsome no matter how he looks.
It's a pity that such a handsome guy actually hanged himself on a crooked neck tree like Song Siqi...Huh?It seems that he is the crooked neck tree now...
Xu Chen withdrew his messy thoughts and carefully applied the medicine.
During the whole process, Gu Xuan kept his eyelids down, and his long and thick eyelashes covered his eyes, making it difficult for people to see his emotions clearly.
After applying the medicine, Xu Chen checked the time. It was already past five o'clock. In order not to let the two of them starve at night, he decided to kindly remind each other: "Well... when is dinner?"
Gu Xuan finally looked up at him: "I don't call that."
ha?
It seems that he shouldn't be angry anymore, and started to mock him...
"Okay, then...Xiao Xuan? Xuan'er? Or...Xiao Xuanzi?" Xu Chen asked him seriously.
Gu Xuan: "..."
"Just call me Ah Xuan." Gu Xuan got up and walked into the kitchen, and started to make dinner.
"Okay, Ah Xuan." Xu Chen followed him to the door of the kitchen and watched him get busy.
Looking at his flowing movements, I feel so professional... Is this guy really a man?It simply makes us nerds feel ashamed to live in the world.
Xu Chen silently turned to watch TV.
Soon, there was a strong smell of meat from the kitchen.
Xu Chen smelled the smell of meat, and came to the kitchen door again, staring straight at the braised pork ribs in the pot: "Do you want to try it?"
Gu Xuan looked at him helplessly and said with a smile, "Okay, little white mouse."
After hearing this, Xu Chen immediately took his chopsticks and stretched out his claws towards the ribs in the pot.
"Be careful of burning." Gu Xuan carefully reminded him.
"I know, I know..." Xu Chen blew on the ribs, and couldn't wait to stuff them into his mouth.
Delicious……
After Xu Chen finished eating, he licked the corners of his mouth and looked at Gu Xuan: "It seems that it is almost ready to be cooked."
"Go get the plate." Gu Xuan's face was reddish, and his eyes moved aside unnaturally.
Xu Chen, who cared about the ribs, didn't notice the other party's strange reaction, so he went to get the plate obediently.
It's finally time for dinner. The dinner is very rich. In addition to the braised pork ribs, there are also tomato and egg soup, hot and sour potato shreds...
"It's delicious..." Xu Chen sighed while stuffing something into his mouth: "Ah Xuan, anyone who wants to marry you in the future will be so happy..."
Gu Xuan remained silent for a long time before replying: "Is that so..."
Xu Chen really wanted to cut off his own tongue, to make you mean, to make you mean, to make you mean...
He lowered his head and ate in silence, but halfway through his meal, he suddenly remembered something, and jumped up from the stool with a loud cry.
"What's wrong?" Gu Xuan was startled by him.
"My Mr. Crab! Why did you forget about it!" After speaking, he rushed to the kitchen, and saw that the pool was trying to crawl out but failed.
fruit crab.
"Don't worry, it won't die for a while, come back to eat." Gu Xuan said helplessly.
"Oh." Seeing that the crab was fine, Xu Chen went back to the table and continued eating.
After taking a bite of his meal, he looked up at Gu Xuan again: "I thought of a name for it, it's called Xie Xie, what do you think?"
Gu Xuan looked at him expressionlessly: "Don't you feel that you are being taken advantage of by a crab?"
Xu Chen: "...Then it's called crab?"
Gu Xuan: "Has anyone ever said that you are incompetent in naming?"
Xu Chen: "..."TT
In the end, Mr. Crab's name was still not confirmed, so Xu Chen could only temporarily call it "Mr. Crab".
After dinner, Gu Xuan actually rushed to help him wash the dishes, which made Xu Chen, the master, feel embarrassed, so in order to repay him, Xu Chen decided...to treat him to some fruit.
However, it turns out that knives are a deadly weapon for those who can't cook.
"What's the matter with you? You can even cut your fingers when you cut a piece of fruit?" Gu Xuan helped him stop the bleeding and put on a Band-Aid.
"It's okay, it's just that I cut my finger, it doesn't hurt at all." As he spoke, he moved his injured finger, and then...the wound opened again...
==Sure enough, if you don't die, you won't die...
"Don't move around anymore." Gu Xuan helped him heal the wound again, and urged.
Xu Chen nodded, and obediently sat on the sofa watching TV.
"Enter your mobile phone number." A black mobile phone suddenly appeared in front of Xu Chen.
He took the phone, entered the number skillfully, and handed it to Gu Xuan.
Gu Xuan took the phone and pressed the dial button, but he heard this voice: "Sorry, the number you dialed is an empty number."
With a gloomy face, he almost crushed the phone, and looked at Xu Chen with a complicated expression: "You don't want to contact me so much?!"
Xu Chen was a little confused by his sudden eccentric tone, and suddenly came to his senses after a few seconds.
wipe!Why did he enter the previous number...
"Sorry, I made a mistake." Xu Chen reached out his hand to signal him to hand him the phone and asked him to re-enter.
But Gu Xuan was not happy: "Since you don't want to, forget it."
He took back his phone and said coldly, "I'm leaving."
After speaking, he strode open the door and left.
Xu Chen stared blankly at his leaving back, suddenly feeling a little wronged in his heart.
Actually, that's fine too, isn't it...
Xu Chen turned off the TV, came to the bedroom, turned on the computer, logged in to his account, and started writing.
It was past twelve o'clock in the evening, and he suddenly felt a little hungry. He came to the kitchen and took out the remaining ribs from the refrigerator.
I ate the ribs one bite at a time, but felt my cheeks were wet after I finished eating.
Why cry?
Xu Chen threw the plate aside, hugged his knees and curled up into a ball, crying bitterly.
Although the man does not flick his tears lightly, but he is really... too unlucky, isn't he!
I came to this ghost place for no reason. I was bullied and couldn't fight back. The only guy who thought he could be a good friend now probably thinks he is very annoying. Why did God treat him like this...
"There is no good person here, they are all bastards, big bastards!!!"
small theater:
Xu Chen: Why am I crying?
Gu Xuan: It’s onions, I added onions in it.
Xu Chen: So it's an onion...who are you fooling!Obviously, I didn't cry when I ate it before!
First Wear: Money is a Problem
When Xu Chen woke up, he found himself lying on the cold floor of the kitchen, his whole body aching.
I went to the bathroom to wash up, and was startled when I saw the abnormally red and swollen eyes.
Wrapped ice cubes in a towel and applied it for a while, but it still didn't work.
Looking at the time, it was already noon, and my stomach was already too hungry, so I took a bag of dumplings from the refrigerator and put it in the pot.
Fortunately, Gu Xuan didn't put his dumplings back, otherwise he would starve to death.
After eating the bland dumplings, Xu Chen cleaned up the dishes and wanted to use his room to continue writing novels.
"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang.
Xu Chen was puzzled for a moment, and ran to open the door.
But after seeing the person coming, he silently rolled his eyes in his heart, what is this guy doing?
The person who came was wearing a white shirt and black trousers. He looked like a man but couldn't hide his scumbag temperament. It was Lin Xiao.
"Why are you here?" Xu Chen asked with surprise (shock).
Lin Xiao glanced around the room, and finally landed on his face, and said indifferently: "Yunyun is worried about you, she wants you to leave Area A."
Hey, hey, are you here to gain hatred, and so on!I knew that nothing good would happen as soon as this guy came, and he wanted me to leave, no problem, labor and management don't want to stay here anymore!
"And the rent here is coming soon... In short, you'd better move out within a week."
A week... really ruthless, if it was Song Siqi, it would probably be——
"We...is it really impossible?" Xu Chen lowered his head and brewed his emotions.
Lin Xiao looked at him expressionlessly, and his voice was slightly mocking: "What do you think?"
Xu Chen stretched out his hands and grabbed his sleeves, looked up at him, the damn tears were so swollen that they couldn't flow thickly: "But, I don't want to leave you."
Well, he admits his acting sucks.
His hand was ruthlessly thrown away, and Xu Chen fell to the ground.
Lin Xiao said coldly: "Don't make it seem like you are infatuated. Don't you have Gu Xuan now? So stop pestering me. Last time I was too surprised to overreact. Don't worry, I will definitely I won't interfere in the matter between you and him, in short, we... It's over!"
Xu Chen sneered in his heart, and rushed forward to hug his thigh: "That's not the case! Gu Xuan is nothing, I have nothing to do with him, I love you, you!"
"That's enough!" Lin Xiao pushed him away, walked to the door, turned back, and looked at him with a complicated expression: "Song Siqi, you can't give me what I want, let it go!"
After Lin Xiao left, Xu Chen slowly got up from the ground, poured himself a glass of water, sat on the sofa and began to think.
What does Lin Slag Gong want?
It must be that Song Siqi didn't have it but Zhong Jinyun had it, and the result was obvious at a glance, wasn't it just money.
A man who can hurt someone who loves him for money is not only a scumbag, but a scumbag at all!But is it possible to make good use of this...
Lin Zhagong loves money, if the Zhong family goes bankrupt and he has money himself, he will definitely bring it to his door.
The system only said to move him to Zha Gong, but it didn't say what to use to move him.
But the problem is, he has no money now, and even living expenses are a problem...
Song Siqi's mother just passed away the year before last. As for his father, he passed away when he was just born, so it doesn't matter if he is backed or not.
Then, an otaku like him who only knows how to write novels, draw paintings, oil paintings and know nothing about financial management and finance wants to fight with the Zhong family who has an important position in the financial circle of X City... Hehe, let's go to sleep...
Xu Chen has been very busy recently. He has to go out to work during the day and write novels at night.In addition, I have to be busy renting a house in District B and finding a stable job there.
Daytime jobs are all temporary, sometimes as a waiter in a restaurant, sometimes as some cartoon characters in an amusement park, in short, in order to earn enough rent within a week, he does what he can.
Seeing Gu Xuan again, Xu Chen was working as a waiter in a coffee shop.
"Waiter, a cappuccino and a latte."
"OK, wait."
When Xu Chen brought the coffee over, what he saw was Gu Xuan's perfect side profile, and a very enchantingly dressed girl on the opposite side.
Out of surprise, scalding coffee was accidentally spilled on his hands, and there was no doubt that it was a tragedy.
The cup fell to the ground together with the iron plate, and the coffee in the cup drew a perfect arc in the air, and was about to splash on the girl's lap, so Xu Chen could only reach out his hand to block it in a panic.
"Ah!" The girl screamed and got up: "Do you have eyes?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Xu Chen kept apologizing to her.
"Are you okay?" Xu Chen's apology was interrupted by a deep male voice.
Only then did the girl put away her anger, and looked at the man opposite with a smile: "I didn't—"
Before he finished speaking, he found that the man's gaze fell on the waiter, and his smile froze immediately.
Someone grabbed his left hand suddenly, Xu Chen raised his head suspiciously, but what he saw was Gu Xuan's frowning.
Al?Is he asking himself?Is it really okay to leave other girls aside?
"It's okay, it's okay..." Xu Chen wanted to break free from the opponent's hand, but he couldn't match the strength of the opponent's strong hand.
With a stern face, Gu Xuan asked sharply: "Is it okay to be injured like this?!"
There were a series of blisters on the back of the hand, and the palm was also red and swollen. It seemed that the injury was really serious.
Xu Chen frowned: "What does my injury have to do with you? Let go."
Damn!It hurts like hell!
The strength in his hand suddenly disappeared, and someone sneered from above his head: "You are right."
Enduring the severe pain in his hands, Xu Chen picked up the "remains" of the coffee cup on the ground and wanted to leave, but someone grabbed his clothes.
"Hey! Do you want to leave like this? Do you know that you almost spilled such hot coffee on my lap just now, if you disfigure me, can you afford it!!!"
"I've already apologized, what else do you want?" Young Master, I'm in a bad mood right now, even if you are a woman, you can't bear it anymore, not to mention that the coffee was spilled all over my hands, okay?
"Apologize? What do you need the police to do if the apology is useless! Call your boss! I want to—"
"enough!"
yeah?I was robbed of my lines...
"You beat me!" The girl looked at Gu Xuan with an aggrieved expression.
"If it weren't for the fact that your mother and my mother are good sisters, do you think I would be so free to go shopping with you?" Gu Xuan sneered.
"You... Gu Xuan, you bastard!!!" The girl cried out of anger, and ran out of the coffee shop with her bag.
Tsk tsk... Sure enough, men are so ruthless once they turn their faces...
Xu Chen turned around with a wry smile, and left with the "body" in his hand. He should take care of himself more. I don't know how much this set of teacups cost...
Seeing his leaving back, Gu Xuan anxiously picked up the mobile phone on the table, got up and left the coffee shop.
It was already late at night when I got home, I was fined instead of getting my salary, and I spent hundreds of dollars on a trip to the hospital. In short, the work of the past few days was for nothing, and there were only three days left before the one-week deadline up.
Xu Chen collapsed on the bed in a collapsed state, and fell asleep as soon as he lay on his stomach.
It was already noon the next day when I woke up, I quickly took a shower and changed clothes, and then I had to go out to find work again.
Today, I feel that my luck is not so good. As soon as I go out, I get a recruitment flyer for a resident singer in a bar.
"Can you play the drums?"
"will not."
"Can you play the guitar?"
"Won't……"
"Then what will you do?"
"I can...play the flute."
"What! Are you going to play the flute in a bar?!"
"...Can you sing then?"
"Okay, let's sing a song and listen to it."
"Ahem...what's the difference when we become soldiers..."
"Stop, stop, stop! You don't have a normal song?!"
"Don't you think this song is very domineering?"
"But we are a bar, not an army!"
"Then I change it?"
"Ok."
Walking on the sparsely populated street, he felt as if he had passed away. He hadn't gone out for more than half a month. How did he get to the supermarket...
So, a certain road idiot and otaku stood at an intersection with a troubled expression on his face.
At this moment, Xu Chen found a ring lying quietly on the ground not far from him.
The ring seems to be made of platinum, it is very dazzling in the sun, and the design is also very delicate.
Xu Chen picked up the ring, held it up to his eyes and observed it for three seconds, then put it on the index finger of his left hand by accident, it fit very well, as if it was tailor-made for him.
However, at the moment when the ring was put on his finger, Xu Chen heard a "ding"——[Ding ~ Binding successful! 】
Eh?Is he hallucinating?
[Congratulations to the player for obtaining the humble subject cultivation system with the purpose of "scumbag abused me thousands of times, and I treat scumbag like first love". 】
Xu Chen found a random path and walked forward. It must be an auditory hallucination, it must be...
[The player still has a ten-second buffer time. After ten seconds, the system will send the player to the first week, please get ready. 】
Xu Chen staggered and almost fell, what a joke!What is teleportation to the first week, is it a game?
He stretched out his hand and tried hard to pull out the ring, but the ring seemed to grow on his finger, and he couldn't take it out at all. It didn't seem so tight when he put it on just now?
[Three, two, one! 】
Soul light!Labor and management don't want to play any broken games!
First Wear: Encountering an Old Classmate
In a blink of an eye, the intersection turned into a small bedroom, simple but clean, incomparable to his kennel.
"Where is this place?" Xu Chen touched his aching head and frowned.
[The player has successfully traveled to the first week, and his identity is the childhood sweetheart of Scum Gong Lin Xiao and his ex-boyfriend Song Siqi. 】
"Huh? Transmigration? Slag Gong? Wait... This body is not mine? What's the matter with this ring?"
[This system is dedicated to cultivating professional sages. Players need to keep in mind the purpose of the system in the game.The body does not belong to the player, but the character itself is built with the player as a template, so there will not be a big difference in appearance, but there will be some slight changes in different weeks. 】
"That...what is the purpose? I seem to have said it before, but I didn't remember..."
[The purpose of this system - slag Gong abused me thousands of times, I treat slag Gong like first love. 】
=Dish=Good perverted purpose!
Xu Chen, as an nerd and gay guy, usually likes to read some novels, so he naturally doesn't like scumbags, but in fact, what he hates even more is the cheap ones. Is it fun to always put a hot face on someone's cold ass?
"Send me back, I can't be cheap. Actually... I always thought I should be Gong."
[Once the game is started, it cannot be stopped halfway, and the player will return to the original world immediately after clearing the level. 】
Damn!It's a game you forced to start, but I didn't do anything, sir!
"You are violating my personal freedom and illegally detaining me. Let me go back soon and I won't care about you."
【Hehe~】
Hahahahahahaha, it is not scientific at all to say such emotionally complex words with such a mechanical voice!
[The standard of customs clearance is to impress Zha Gong and make him change his mind.Please work hard, the player, and then I will transmit Song Siqi's memory to you, and the player pays attention to receiving it. 】
A group of grass mud horses whizzed by in Xu Chen's mind... Hello grass mud horses!See you in grass mud horse debt!
If Zha Gong could change his mind, would he still be called Zha Gong? !This is unscientific, hey!
The so-called teleportation of memories is actually not painful, but Xu Chen said that he is a little bit pained, because some of Song Siqi's behaviors are so cheap that ordinary people can't understand, or is this guy actually sick?
Song Siqi has been secretly in love with Lin Xiao since he was a child, and often follows him and does voyeurism.At that time, Lin Xiao just regarded him as an ordinary friend, until Song Siqi was caught stealing Lin Xiao's little nephew in the second year of junior high school.
Lin Xiao humiliated him severely, but Song Siqi was not angry at all, and instead pursued Lin Xiao openly.
Junior high school, high school, university, Lin Xiao was finally moved by his perseverance, so the two lived together.
But even so, Lin Xiao still had a steady stream of women outside, Song Siqi knew it well but never mentioned these things.
Blindly forbearance was exchanged for Lin Xiao's betrayal. Not long ago, Lin Xiao got engaged to Zhong Jinyun, the daughter of the chairman of the company, and broke up with Song Siqi.
Song Siqi was sad but did not give up, he kept reassuring himself that Lin Xiao would return to him, and clung to him relentlessly.
Oh my God!Xu Chen is about to hit a wall, is he going to become such a fool?Please let it go!
[The memory transfer is complete, please work hard!In addition, due to the recent Alexander of the system, it is temporarily unable to keep in touch with the players, see you in debt! 】
"Wait!" (Erkang hands)
"You're under a lot of pressure?! Young master, I'm bigger than you! My soul is light!!!" Xu Chen hugged his head and turned into a roaring emperor.
"I can't stop loving you~" A bell suddenly came from beside the pillow.
Tsk tsk, even cell phone ringtones are so cheap, that's enough!
He hesitated for a few seconds before picking up the phone.
The caller ID is - Lin Xiao!
Xu Chen was so frightened that he threw his phone away, the call from Slag Gong was so scary!
Seeing the mobile phone split into three on the ground, Xu Chen heaved a sigh of relief, the danger was gone.
But... Could it be that he will not answer the phone or go out in the future?is it possible?
Xu Chen got up from the bed in pain, retrieved the phone, and restarted it safely.
The desktop of the mobile phone is a photo of two people, one of them looks very similar to himself, and the other is scumbag without guessing.
Cut~delete and replace it with my Yanzu.
Xu Chen looked at the screen and nodded, it was much more pleasing to the eye.
Next... I also changed the ringtone, and replaced it with the Song of Scallions, um, this is just like his taste.
Throwing the phone aside, Xu Chen went into the bathroom and washed his face.The boy in the mirror was 90% similar to him, but looked weaker and a few centimeters shorter.
"It's a big loss this time..." Xu Chen sighed.
Walked out of the bathroom, came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, there were some vegetables and raw meat in it, and a bag of quick-frozen dumplings, and decisively took out the dumplings.
It seems that I have to go out to buy something in the afternoon, Xu Chen thought while putting the dumplings into the pot.
Song Siqi was originally a clerk in Lin Xiao's company, but was fired a while ago.
That's right, who can bear the fact that his fiancé's ex-girlfriend is often active under his nose, and has evil intentions.
Moreover, Song Siqi is not very good at managing money, and his previous salary was actually handed over directly to Slag Gong, so now he has no savings at all.
After thinking about it, Xu Chen decided to go back to his old job and stay at home to write novels or something. I don't know if the original account can be used in this world?
But I still have to find a job, and it is impossible to make money by writing articles all at once.
After eating the dumplings, Xu Chen turned on his computer and logged into Diandian.com.
This account does not exist!
Sure enough, ah, had to apply for a new account.
It is still the previous pseudonym——Moonlight Firefly.
Don't think that this pen name is so literary, in fact, what he writes is not a girlish romance novel, but a horror and suspense novel with a heavy taste.
Xu Chen used to have a certain status on the finish line, otherwise he would be an otaku to support himself.
It was past three o'clock in the afternoon after the author had basically completed everything, and he had to go out in order not to starve at night.
Due to the previous incident of getting lost, Xu Chen wisely chose to take the subway this time.
Walk into the supermarket, come to the frozen food section, throw seven or eight bags of dumplings in, and then come to the dry food section, biscuits, bread and instant noodles...
As an otaku, his skills can only be used to cook dumplings or instant noodles without adding any seasoning, otherwise it may become dark cuisine.
Speaking of which, Song Siqi's culinary skills should be good, but Xu Chen simply accepted his memory, and lack of practice is unnecessary.
After taking the instant noodles, he went to the daily necessities section, toothbrush, toothpaste, shampoo, body wash...all replaced with his favorite.
"Song Siqi?" A man's voice came from behind.
Xu Chen didn't react at all. You think, if the name that has been called for more than [-] years is suddenly changed, no one will be able to react.
He didn't look back until a hand was on his shoulder.
Huh?Who is this guy?
Seeing the handsome strange guy in black shirt and black trousers in front of him, Xu Chen was caught in a tangle.
Song Siqi didn't seem to have such a person in his memory, but the other party knew his name...
"You are?" Xu Chen decided not to be ashamed to ask.
The strange handsome guy had an inexplicably unhappy face, and said two words coolly: "Gu Xuan."
Gu Xuan?
Xu Chen tried hard to recall, and finally dug out a little bit of memory about this name in the valley of memory.
Gu Xuan, Song Siqi's deskmate in junior high school for three years, is also the class leader.In fact, he can't be blamed for not being able to recognize him. After all, it's been so many years, and the other party has changed a lot.
In Song Siqi's memory, Gu Xuan was a very powerful guy, he was the first in the exams every time, and he often went out to participate in competitions on behalf of the school.It is said that his family still runs a technology company, a typical tall, rich and handsome, so he became one of the influential figures in the school at that time.
Hehe, guess who the second man of the hour was?That's right, it's the scumbag Lin Xiao.
Because Song Siqi was so focused on Zha Gong, his impression of this deskmate was always based on the objective relationship between deskmate and squad leader, not even a friend.
However, the matter of him chasing Lin Xiao had caused a lot of noise in the school, and as his deskmate, this person must have known about it.
Thinking about it this way, Xu Chen felt a little embarrassed: "Uh... hello, what a coincidence that you are here too..."
Gu Xuan glanced at him lightly, nodded: "I live near here."
"That's it..." Xu Chen responded weakly, returning home like an arrow.
"How are you and Lin Xiao?" Gu Xuan picked up an item on the shelf to check, and asked seemingly casually.
Sure enough, he still couldn't hide...Xu Chen silently lit a piece of wax for himself, and replied, "Uh... It's been a while, I just broke up."
"Is that so..."
I don't know if Xu Chen misunderstood it, Gu Xuan seems to be smiling?
But soon he returned to his cold expression: "what? Did he treat you badly?"
Why are the guns shot to the heart...
"No, a man...you have to find a woman to live with." Even though Xu Chen had a lot of dissatisfaction with Slag Gong, he couldn't let his family scandal out, as long as he knew about this kind of thing.
"Oh? He's getting married?" Gu Xuan suddenly turned to look at him with complicated eyes.
Xu Chen looked at him blankly, because from this angle he found that Gu Xuan's eyes were deep and beautiful.
He recalled the photo on his mobile phone, and suddenly felt that Song Siqi had really bad eyesight. He completely ignored such a handsome man who was at the same table with him for three years, but it was too worthless to stalk such a pretty boy like Lin Xiao.
"Yeah..." Xu Chen tried his best to sound sad, which was more in line with the mentality of the person involved.
Gu Xuan was silent, his eyes moved to his shopping cart, and he frowned suddenly: "You just eat these?"
ha?The topic changed so suddenly that Xu Chen couldn't react.
Gu Xuan stuffed a large pile of instant noodles, biscuits and bread in the car onto the shelf, and said with a serious face: "Eating too much of this kind of thing is not good for your health."
Xu Chen stared at the removed instant noodles, biscuits, and bread with a sad face, wanting to cry without tears.
Looking at his overly sad eyes, Gu Xuan seemed to realize that he was meddling in his own business, coughed a few times in embarrassment, and said, "Go over there and buy some vegetables and go back and cook."
Xu Chen said weakly: "I don't know how to cook..."
Gu Xuan stared at him blankly for a few seconds, then burst into laughter with a "puchi".
Damn!Is this guy mocking him?The cliff is the most naked ridicule, right?
"Is it funny?" Xu Chen curled his lips, and silently stretched his paws towards Mr. Instant Noodles.
When he was only 0.1 centimeter away from Instant Noodles, someone grabbed his paw, and Gu Xuan dragged him to the vegetable area: "Buy vegetables, I'll cook them for you."
Eh?
Xu Chen felt that Gu Xuan's attitude was not like treating an ordinary classmate at all. Could it be... he had a crush on Song Siqi?
No way, this is too bloody, hey!
He silently shifted his gaze to the other's claws holding his wrist. It seemed that he had realized the truth, and he gave 32 likes for his IQ...
"What do you want to eat?" Gu Xuan turned to look at him with a smile on his face.
Xu Chen glanced at him, gently pulled out his held right hand, pointed to the aquatic area not far away, and said, "Go over there and have a look."
After speaking, he pushed the car and walked over there.
Gu Xuan's smile became stiff in an instant, looking at his receding back, he felt a sense of loss in his heart.
When Gu Xuan came to the aquatic area, Xu Chen was staring at a bunch of crabs in a daze.
"What's wrong?" Gu Xuan squatted down beside him.
Xu Chen pointed to a crab that was climbing from the low price area to the high price area, and said, "Look how motivated this crab is..."
Gu Xuan: ...
Seeing the crab successfully climbed into the high price zone, Xu Chen maliciously stretched out a finger and dialed him back to the low price zone, and the crab persevered to climb to the high price zone again...
"Want to eat crabs?" Gu Xuan asked, ignoring his childish behavior.
"No..." Xu Chen finally stretched out his claws to the crab and grabbed it: "How can I be willing to eat such a smart crab, of course I want to buy him back as a pet."
After speaking, I got up and asked the brother in charge of aquatic products to wrap the crab in his hand, and asked how to raise it.
Looking at the inexplicably excited Xu Chen and the troubled little brother, Gu Xuan suddenly felt that he had changed a lot in the past few years, but he felt that this Song Siqi was even more lovely and charming, which made him want to... near.
He thought he was no longer so attached to him, but now it seems that he underestimated.
First Wear: Watch out for scumbags
After buying crabs, the two bought some meat and vegetables.
He was pushing the cart to check out, but unexpectedly met the person Xu Chen least wanted to meet.
"You didn't answer the phone call, and you weren't there when I went to find you. It turns out that you are fooling around with other men!" Lin Xiao looked at Xu Chen with a sarcasm, and there was a woman standing beside him, probably his fiancée Zhong Jinyun.
Xu Chen was dumbfounded in his heart, this guy is really shameless, isn't he still fooling around with other women?Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light lamps?
Seeing that Xu Chen didn't speak, Lin Xiao intensified: "I was still stalking me before, but soon I fell in love with another man. Song Siqi, you are really cheap!"
That's right, that's right, the cheapest scumbag is a perfect match...
With your uncle ah!If it wasn't for going home, the young master would have beaten you to the point where you're looking for teeth all over the place! ! !
If Xu Chen didn't make a move, Gu Xuan couldn't stand it any longer, and punched Lin Xiao's face fiercely with his fist: "You fucking shut up!"
The two wrestled together, but Gu Xuan clearly had the upper hand.
Zhong Jinyun screamed in fright at the side, but Xu Chen watched with relish and almost clapped his hands.
Blocking is necessary, but it's hard to say when to block, at least until Slag Gong is beaten so badly that he can't stand up...
Seeing that the beating was almost done, Xu Chen pretended to have just recovered, and rushed forward to pull the two of them apart.
He stretched out his hand to protect Lin Xiao, looked up at Gu Xuan, and begged softly: "Don't hit him again..."
Then I silently praised my acting skills from the bottom of my heart.
"He treats you like this, and you still protect him?" Gu Xuan's voice was full of irrepressible anger.
There is no way, this is in line with the status of a humble person... Xu Chen thought in his heart, but said: "I'm sorry, I... (stuck) I love... (stuck again) him (mother)! (This time No card anymore)”
It seems that the acting skills need to be improved, and things like morality need to be put aside, and the ground is a little bit prickly...
"Song Siqi, stop wishful thinking there, Lin Xiao is my fiancé now, don't think about trying to trick him again." Zhong Jinyun supported the bruised Lin Xiao, and glared at him sternly.
Hey Hey hey!You, a woman, should pay attention to your image!Don't just look sullen and sullen at every turn, men don't like such women.
Lin Xiao looked at Gu Xuan with a gloomy face, and sneered: "Gu Xuan, you still want to pick up the broken shoes I lost? It's a pity that people don't like you at all..."
Eh?What to do, I can't bear it anymore, I really want to beat this guy...
After being so excited by him, Gu Xuan's face became even more gloomy, and his fists began to move.
Fortunately, this woman Zhong Jinyun is not stupid, she quickly dragged Lin Xiao away, and before she left, she still gave Xu Chen a look: "Song Siqi, don't pester him anymore, or you will be at your own risk!"
Xu Chen felt that if he continued like this, he would definitely get angry, so he once again offered some wax for his misfortune.
He turned his head to look at Gu Xuan, Gu Xuan seemed very angry, turned around with a sullen face and pushed the shopping cart towards the counter, leaving him far away.
Just when Xu Chen was hesitating whether to go back to buy instant noodles, Gu Xuan turned to look at him, and said coldly, "Why are you in a daze, hurry up and catch up."
"Oh." Xu Chen then hurriedly followed up. Although he had only known Gu Xuan for a short time, Xu Chen instinctively felt that he was a person worth making friends with, so he aimed at the fact that he helped him out just now. He has made a deal with this friend.
After paying the bill, the two of them carried their things to the parking lot. Gu Xuan kept his face sullen and silent all the way, which made Xu Chen dare not speak.
It wasn't until getting into the car that Gu Xuan asked, "Where do you live?"
"303, Building [-], Chaoyang Community." Xu Chen obediently reported the address.
Then there was silence again, Xu Chen silently turned his head and looked out the window, fortunately he will be home soon.
After putting the things in the refrigerator, Xu Chen glanced at Gu Xuan who was sitting on the sofa in a daze, and fetched the medicine box from the bedroom.
"Get the medicine." Xu Chen sat down beside him, opened the medicine box, and took out the red medicine and cotton swabs.
"No need." Gu Xuan said indifferently, as if he was not the one who was injured.
Xu Chen sighed, opened the medicine bottle, dipped in the medicine with a cotton swab, and gently brushed his face with his spare left hand. Fortunately, the other party was cooperative in his actions.
Looking at Gu Xuan from a close distance, I found that he is really not ordinary good-looking. Some men are not bad at first glance, but they are not as good as they are at first glance, but Gu Xuan is so handsome no matter how he looks.
It's a pity that such a handsome guy actually hanged himself on a crooked neck tree like Song Siqi...Huh?It seems that he is the crooked neck tree now...
Xu Chen withdrew his messy thoughts and carefully applied the medicine.
During the whole process, Gu Xuan kept his eyelids down, and his long and thick eyelashes covered his eyes, making it difficult for people to see his emotions clearly.
After applying the medicine, Xu Chen checked the time. It was already past five o'clock. In order not to let the two of them starve at night, he decided to kindly remind each other: "Well... when is dinner?"
Gu Xuan finally looked up at him: "I don't call that."
ha?
It seems that he shouldn't be angry anymore, and started to mock him...
"Okay, then...Xiao Xuan? Xuan'er? Or...Xiao Xuanzi?" Xu Chen asked him seriously.
Gu Xuan: "..."
"Just call me Ah Xuan." Gu Xuan got up and walked into the kitchen, and started to make dinner.
"Okay, Ah Xuan." Xu Chen followed him to the door of the kitchen and watched him get busy.
Looking at his flowing movements, I feel so professional... Is this guy really a man?It simply makes us nerds feel ashamed to live in the world.
Xu Chen silently turned to watch TV.
Soon, there was a strong smell of meat from the kitchen.
Xu Chen smelled the smell of meat, and came to the kitchen door again, staring straight at the braised pork ribs in the pot: "Do you want to try it?"
Gu Xuan looked at him helplessly and said with a smile, "Okay, little white mouse."
After hearing this, Xu Chen immediately took his chopsticks and stretched out his claws towards the ribs in the pot.
"Be careful of burning." Gu Xuan carefully reminded him.
"I know, I know..." Xu Chen blew on the ribs, and couldn't wait to stuff them into his mouth.
Delicious……
After Xu Chen finished eating, he licked the corners of his mouth and looked at Gu Xuan: "It seems that it is almost ready to be cooked."
"Go get the plate." Gu Xuan's face was reddish, and his eyes moved aside unnaturally.
Xu Chen, who cared about the ribs, didn't notice the other party's strange reaction, so he went to get the plate obediently.
It's finally time for dinner. The dinner is very rich. In addition to the braised pork ribs, there are also tomato and egg soup, hot and sour potato shreds...
"It's delicious..." Xu Chen sighed while stuffing something into his mouth: "Ah Xuan, anyone who wants to marry you in the future will be so happy..."
Gu Xuan remained silent for a long time before replying: "Is that so..."
Xu Chen really wanted to cut off his own tongue, to make you mean, to make you mean, to make you mean...
He lowered his head and ate in silence, but halfway through his meal, he suddenly remembered something, and jumped up from the stool with a loud cry.
"What's wrong?" Gu Xuan was startled by him.
"My Mr. Crab! Why did you forget about it!" After speaking, he rushed to the kitchen, and saw that the pool was trying to crawl out but failed.
fruit crab.
"Don't worry, it won't die for a while, come back to eat." Gu Xuan said helplessly.
"Oh." Seeing that the crab was fine, Xu Chen went back to the table and continued eating.
After taking a bite of his meal, he looked up at Gu Xuan again: "I thought of a name for it, it's called Xie Xie, what do you think?"
Gu Xuan looked at him expressionlessly: "Don't you feel that you are being taken advantage of by a crab?"
Xu Chen: "...Then it's called crab?"
Gu Xuan: "Has anyone ever said that you are incompetent in naming?"
Xu Chen: "..."TT
In the end, Mr. Crab's name was still not confirmed, so Xu Chen could only temporarily call it "Mr. Crab".
After dinner, Gu Xuan actually rushed to help him wash the dishes, which made Xu Chen, the master, feel embarrassed, so in order to repay him, Xu Chen decided...to treat him to some fruit.
However, it turns out that knives are a deadly weapon for those who can't cook.
"What's the matter with you? You can even cut your fingers when you cut a piece of fruit?" Gu Xuan helped him stop the bleeding and put on a Band-Aid.
"It's okay, it's just that I cut my finger, it doesn't hurt at all." As he spoke, he moved his injured finger, and then...the wound opened again...
==Sure enough, if you don't die, you won't die...
"Don't move around anymore." Gu Xuan helped him heal the wound again, and urged.
Xu Chen nodded, and obediently sat on the sofa watching TV.
"Enter your mobile phone number." A black mobile phone suddenly appeared in front of Xu Chen.
He took the phone, entered the number skillfully, and handed it to Gu Xuan.
Gu Xuan took the phone and pressed the dial button, but he heard this voice: "Sorry, the number you dialed is an empty number."
With a gloomy face, he almost crushed the phone, and looked at Xu Chen with a complicated expression: "You don't want to contact me so much?!"
Xu Chen was a little confused by his sudden eccentric tone, and suddenly came to his senses after a few seconds.
wipe!Why did he enter the previous number...
"Sorry, I made a mistake." Xu Chen reached out his hand to signal him to hand him the phone and asked him to re-enter.
But Gu Xuan was not happy: "Since you don't want to, forget it."
He took back his phone and said coldly, "I'm leaving."
After speaking, he strode open the door and left.
Xu Chen stared blankly at his leaving back, suddenly feeling a little wronged in his heart.
Actually, that's fine too, isn't it...
Xu Chen turned off the TV, came to the bedroom, turned on the computer, logged in to his account, and started writing.
It was past twelve o'clock in the evening, and he suddenly felt a little hungry. He came to the kitchen and took out the remaining ribs from the refrigerator.
I ate the ribs one bite at a time, but felt my cheeks were wet after I finished eating.
Why cry?
Xu Chen threw the plate aside, hugged his knees and curled up into a ball, crying bitterly.
Although the man does not flick his tears lightly, but he is really... too unlucky, isn't he!
I came to this ghost place for no reason. I was bullied and couldn't fight back. The only guy who thought he could be a good friend now probably thinks he is very annoying. Why did God treat him like this...
"There is no good person here, they are all bastards, big bastards!!!"
small theater:
Xu Chen: Why am I crying?
Gu Xuan: It’s onions, I added onions in it.
Xu Chen: So it's an onion...who are you fooling!Obviously, I didn't cry when I ate it before!
First Wear: Money is a Problem
When Xu Chen woke up, he found himself lying on the cold floor of the kitchen, his whole body aching.
I went to the bathroom to wash up, and was startled when I saw the abnormally red and swollen eyes.
Wrapped ice cubes in a towel and applied it for a while, but it still didn't work.
Looking at the time, it was already noon, and my stomach was already too hungry, so I took a bag of dumplings from the refrigerator and put it in the pot.
Fortunately, Gu Xuan didn't put his dumplings back, otherwise he would starve to death.
After eating the bland dumplings, Xu Chen cleaned up the dishes and wanted to use his room to continue writing novels.
"Ding dong—" the doorbell rang.
Xu Chen was puzzled for a moment, and ran to open the door.
But after seeing the person coming, he silently rolled his eyes in his heart, what is this guy doing?
The person who came was wearing a white shirt and black trousers. He looked like a man but couldn't hide his scumbag temperament. It was Lin Xiao.
"Why are you here?" Xu Chen asked with surprise (shock).
Lin Xiao glanced around the room, and finally landed on his face, and said indifferently: "Yunyun is worried about you, she wants you to leave Area A."
Hey, hey, are you here to gain hatred, and so on!I knew that nothing good would happen as soon as this guy came, and he wanted me to leave, no problem, labor and management don't want to stay here anymore!
"And the rent here is coming soon... In short, you'd better move out within a week."
A week... really ruthless, if it was Song Siqi, it would probably be——
"We...is it really impossible?" Xu Chen lowered his head and brewed his emotions.
Lin Xiao looked at him expressionlessly, and his voice was slightly mocking: "What do you think?"
Xu Chen stretched out his hands and grabbed his sleeves, looked up at him, the damn tears were so swollen that they couldn't flow thickly: "But, I don't want to leave you."
Well, he admits his acting sucks.
His hand was ruthlessly thrown away, and Xu Chen fell to the ground.
Lin Xiao said coldly: "Don't make it seem like you are infatuated. Don't you have Gu Xuan now? So stop pestering me. Last time I was too surprised to overreact. Don't worry, I will definitely I won't interfere in the matter between you and him, in short, we... It's over!"
Xu Chen sneered in his heart, and rushed forward to hug his thigh: "That's not the case! Gu Xuan is nothing, I have nothing to do with him, I love you, you!"
"That's enough!" Lin Xiao pushed him away, walked to the door, turned back, and looked at him with a complicated expression: "Song Siqi, you can't give me what I want, let it go!"
After Lin Xiao left, Xu Chen slowly got up from the ground, poured himself a glass of water, sat on the sofa and began to think.
What does Lin Slag Gong want?
It must be that Song Siqi didn't have it but Zhong Jinyun had it, and the result was obvious at a glance, wasn't it just money.
A man who can hurt someone who loves him for money is not only a scumbag, but a scumbag at all!But is it possible to make good use of this...
Lin Zhagong loves money, if the Zhong family goes bankrupt and he has money himself, he will definitely bring it to his door.
The system only said to move him to Zha Gong, but it didn't say what to use to move him.
But the problem is, he has no money now, and even living expenses are a problem...
Song Siqi's mother just passed away the year before last. As for his father, he passed away when he was just born, so it doesn't matter if he is backed or not.
Then, an otaku like him who only knows how to write novels, draw paintings, oil paintings and know nothing about financial management and finance wants to fight with the Zhong family who has an important position in the financial circle of X City... Hehe, let's go to sleep...
Xu Chen has been very busy recently. He has to go out to work during the day and write novels at night.In addition, I have to be busy renting a house in District B and finding a stable job there.
Daytime jobs are all temporary, sometimes as a waiter in a restaurant, sometimes as some cartoon characters in an amusement park, in short, in order to earn enough rent within a week, he does what he can.
Seeing Gu Xuan again, Xu Chen was working as a waiter in a coffee shop.
"Waiter, a cappuccino and a latte."
"OK, wait."
When Xu Chen brought the coffee over, what he saw was Gu Xuan's perfect side profile, and a very enchantingly dressed girl on the opposite side.
Out of surprise, scalding coffee was accidentally spilled on his hands, and there was no doubt that it was a tragedy.
The cup fell to the ground together with the iron plate, and the coffee in the cup drew a perfect arc in the air, and was about to splash on the girl's lap, so Xu Chen could only reach out his hand to block it in a panic.
"Ah!" The girl screamed and got up: "Do you have eyes?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Xu Chen kept apologizing to her.
"Are you okay?" Xu Chen's apology was interrupted by a deep male voice.
Only then did the girl put away her anger, and looked at the man opposite with a smile: "I didn't—"
Before he finished speaking, he found that the man's gaze fell on the waiter, and his smile froze immediately.
Someone grabbed his left hand suddenly, Xu Chen raised his head suspiciously, but what he saw was Gu Xuan's frowning.
Al?Is he asking himself?Is it really okay to leave other girls aside?
"It's okay, it's okay..." Xu Chen wanted to break free from the opponent's hand, but he couldn't match the strength of the opponent's strong hand.
With a stern face, Gu Xuan asked sharply: "Is it okay to be injured like this?!"
There were a series of blisters on the back of the hand, and the palm was also red and swollen. It seemed that the injury was really serious.
Xu Chen frowned: "What does my injury have to do with you? Let go."
Damn!It hurts like hell!
The strength in his hand suddenly disappeared, and someone sneered from above his head: "You are right."
Enduring the severe pain in his hands, Xu Chen picked up the "remains" of the coffee cup on the ground and wanted to leave, but someone grabbed his clothes.
"Hey! Do you want to leave like this? Do you know that you almost spilled such hot coffee on my lap just now, if you disfigure me, can you afford it!!!"
"I've already apologized, what else do you want?" Young Master, I'm in a bad mood right now, even if you are a woman, you can't bear it anymore, not to mention that the coffee was spilled all over my hands, okay?
"Apologize? What do you need the police to do if the apology is useless! Call your boss! I want to—"
"enough!"
yeah?I was robbed of my lines...
"You beat me!" The girl looked at Gu Xuan with an aggrieved expression.
"If it weren't for the fact that your mother and my mother are good sisters, do you think I would be so free to go shopping with you?" Gu Xuan sneered.
"You... Gu Xuan, you bastard!!!" The girl cried out of anger, and ran out of the coffee shop with her bag.
Tsk tsk... Sure enough, men are so ruthless once they turn their faces...
Xu Chen turned around with a wry smile, and left with the "body" in his hand. He should take care of himself more. I don't know how much this set of teacups cost...
Seeing his leaving back, Gu Xuan anxiously picked up the mobile phone on the table, got up and left the coffee shop.
It was already late at night when I got home, I was fined instead of getting my salary, and I spent hundreds of dollars on a trip to the hospital. In short, the work of the past few days was for nothing, and there were only three days left before the one-week deadline up.
Xu Chen collapsed on the bed in a collapsed state, and fell asleep as soon as he lay on his stomach.
It was already noon the next day when I woke up, I quickly took a shower and changed clothes, and then I had to go out to find work again.
Today, I feel that my luck is not so good. As soon as I go out, I get a recruitment flyer for a resident singer in a bar.
"Can you play the drums?"
"will not."
"Can you play the guitar?"
"Won't……"
"Then what will you do?"
"I can...play the flute."
"What! Are you going to play the flute in a bar?!"
"...Can you sing then?"
"Okay, let's sing a song and listen to it."
"Ahem...what's the difference when we become soldiers..."
"Stop, stop, stop! You don't have a normal song?!"
"Don't you think this song is very domineering?"
"But we are a bar, not an army!"
"Then I change it?"
"Ok."
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