Turn over, you bitch!
Chapter 1 Wedge
Supermarkets, hurry up! " Xu Chen urged.
There was a sudden noise from the car window. Xu Chen turned his head and saw a pale face. A middle-aged male zombie was sticking to the car window looking at him. His face was the same color as cement, and his inorganic eyes dragged A bloody severed arm made a strange "scare" sound from its mouth.
I'm so fucked!
Xu Chen almost fell backwards and yelled, "Drive fast!"
"Sit still." Qi Jun smiled at them and started the car.
To be able to laugh at a time like this is indeed a pervert...
The middle-aged male zombie was thrown out, and Xu Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Zombies can be seen everywhere along the way, it seems that Qi Jun's guess is right, and now the virus has begun to break out.
Fortunately, their speed was fast enough, and the zombies did not mutate, so they easily dodged them.
"I didn't expect what you said was true." Qi Ji looked out the car window with a serious expression.
"Now I finally believe it!" Xu Chen was not in the mood to say anything more.
"But I still don't believe that I will fall in love with a man..." Qi Ji turned his head and looked at him with contempt: "Besides, I don't think there is anything worthy of my liking in you, such as flat chest..."
Depend on!If you find me a man with an uneven chest, I will definitely kneel down for you!
"Maybe it's because of the contrast that produces beauty. Compared with those losses, he is still a human at any rate." Qi Jun said suddenly.
Xu Chen: "..."
Qi Ji: "..."
Don't try to justify the poisonous tongue, you will die miserably...
When they arrived at the public supermarket, it was getting late.
"Don't go into the supermarket, there are likely to be zombies inside, and then drive east and get on the highway." This is roughly the route.
"Driving in the dark is dangerous, and we need to rest." Qi Ji said, "Should we stay in the car, or find a place to live?"
"I feel safer in the car." Xu Chen pondered.
"You can't stay in the car, it's easy to be spotted, and it's very dangerous if you get mobbed, just like that." Qi Jun finished speaking and pointed to a car not far away, surrounded by a group of zombies.
"Fuck! How cruel!"
The car drove east for a while, and came to a relatively remote section of the urban area.
"There are relatively few people here, there should be no zombies yet, look for a place to live." Qi Jun drove down the street.
I did not encounter zombies along the way, not even a living person, and all the shops were closed.
"Why didn't I see anyone?" Xu Chen looked at the empty street and asked in confusion.
"I should have seen the news, so I'm hiding at home." Qi Ji guessed, and suddenly pointed forward: "There's a hotel over there, go and have a look."
Following Qi Ji's fingers, he saw the four characters "Red Maple Hotel".
Standing in front of the store were two guys holding guns in both hands who seemed to be armed police officers. They didn't seem to be in business. Speaking of which, those who dare to open a store at such a time are either too stupid or too idiot...
"Get out of the car." After Qi Jun finished speaking, he opened the car door and walked out.
Qi Ji and Xu Chen also took their luggage and got out of the car.
"Hello, may I stay here?" Qi Jun asked.
"Yes, but a full-body examination is required." One of them said, "This is a temporary resettlement site. In order to ensure the safety of the masses, I hope you can cooperate."
"it is good."
Three people entered the hotel and were taken to a room.
"Take off all your clothes." The one who spoke was a burly female nurse with a deep voice. If it weren't for her bulging chest, Xu Chen wouldn't believe that she was a woman if he killed her...
"Take off your clothes?" Xu Chen hesitated in embarrassment, "This is not good..."
"Nonsense! How do I know if you've been bitten by a zombie if you don't take off your clothes!" Nurse King Kong rolled her eyes at him.
Glancing at Qi Jun, who was watching him with a sinister smile, and Qi Ji, who was as tangled up as him, Xu Chen took off his backpack and shirt embarrassingly.
Then she reached out and slowly took off the trousers, revealing her well-proportioned white legs.
Both hands stopped on the last piece of fig leaf, and whispered: "You don't need to take this off, do you?"
"Take off! Hurry up!" Nurse King Kong yelled loudly, "Don't dawdle, you're still a man!"
Damn!It's even more ferocious than zombies TT...
Quickly took off Pangci, covered his face, and immediately pulled up Pangji and his trousers after hearing the thick "It's ok", and shrank to the side.
Nurse King Kong then "cut": "It's so small, no wonder I'm embarrassed."
wipe!There is absolutely no way this guy is a woman! ! !
"next."
Seeing Qi Jun take off his clothes calmly and raised his eyebrows at him, Xu Chen silently looked away, really shameless.
After the inspection, Nurse King Kong gave them a card, and the three of them walked out of the house and looked for the room.
Qi Jun put his hands on Xu Chen's shoulders, bowed his head and whispered in his ear, "The butt is nice, it's up." Then someone with a petrified face was left laughing and walked forward.
"Pervert!" Xu Chen came back to his senses and cursed.
"He's always been so shameless, just get used to it." Qi Ji patted him on the shoulder and followed him.
After finding the room, I found that there were only two narrow single beds in it.
"How do I sleep here..." Both Xu Chen and Qi Ji looked at the bed worrying.
In fact, I could still sleep on the floor, but there is no extra bedding at all, and the weather is already a bit cold. If I sleep on the floor, I will catch a cold eight out of ten.
"You are brothers, so you should be able to sleep in the same bed." After Xu Chen finished speaking, he threw himself on the bed and decisively occupied a bed by himself.
"No, you're relatively small, it's too wasteful to sleep alone." Qi Ji protested.
"I'm gay, you dare to sleep with me?" Xu Chen deliberately smiled evilly at him.
"Who said I'll sleep with you." Qi Ji looked disgusted: "I mean you sleep with my brother in the same bed."
"I don't want to sleep with that pervert!!!" Xu Chen strongly protested.
Without saying a word, Qi Jun threw his luggage on the ground and sat down on the bed occupied by Xu Chen.
"Damn! You don't really want to sleep with me, do you?" Xu Chen got up from the bed.
"My brother is right, you can't have a bed to yourself." Qi Jun adjusted his glasses and smiled: "In order not to let you harass him, I had to wrong myself."
I feel sorry for your second uncle!
"I don't want to sleep with you." Instead of sleeping with this pervert, he might as well sleep with Qi Ji, at least he can take the opportunity to cultivate a relationship: "I'd rather sleep with your brother."
"Whatever you want, as long as he is willing to sleep with you, I'll take a shower." After speaking, Qi Jun got up and walked into the bathroom.
At the same time, Qi Ji took out his pistol and vowed to defend his territory to the death: "You don't want to sleep in my bed!"
Xu Chen: "..." Your uncle!
He returned to the other bed in a dull mood, took his backpack, and began to dig things out of it.
Mobile phone, biscuit, chocolate, bread, fruit knife, nail clipper?pepper?Toilet water?And... a stack of RMB? !
"Why do you still need to bring money?" Qi Ji looked at him suspiciously.
Xu Chen looked up at him, expressionless: "I want to see if what is said in "Brother Corpse" is reliable." He took out all the living expenses on purpose.
"Brother Corpse?"
"You guys who only read Sherlock Holmes don't understand."
"..." Qi Ji's gaze shifted to the toilet water again: "Then why do you bring toilet water? Is it to repel mosquitoes?"
"This one... I bought it for free on the street, so I just took a bottle." Lying is already blushing and heartbeating.
"..."
The third wear: the so-called rival
By the time Xu Chen came out of the shower, the Qi family brothers had already laid down on the same bed.
Xu Chen silently walked between the two beds, leaned against Qi Ji's bed, and took a few steps back to the other side after seeing the pistol shown by the other party.
Turning his head to look at Qi Jun who was seriously reading the magazine (this guy is still in the mood to read magazines?), struggling in his heart.
She also has backbone, if she said she wouldn't sleep with a pervert, she wouldn't sleep with a pervert!
So he took out some clothes from his bag and put them on his body one by one.
"You don't want to sleep on the floor, do you?" Qi Ji asked in surprise.
"I'm not following—" He immediately changed his words after seeing Qi Jun's glance at him: "I like to sleep on the floor, the floor is good, the floor is cool..."
Damn!The floor is really cool...
In the middle of the night, Xu Chen got up from the ground trembling all over, walked to Qi Jun's bed, lifted the quilt and got in.
"Bang!" He was kicked to the ground.
"Don't you like to sleep on the floor, go on sleeping." The other party's tone was full of malice.
"I regret it." Xu Chen rubbed his sore arm, climbed up again with perseverance, and was kicked down again.
wipe!There is no end!
"Take off your clothes and come up again."
(^o^)/~Xu Chen pulled off his clothes three times and five times, and got under the quilt in his pajamas.
It's so warm, I'm so alive.
In the narrow single bed, it is inevitable that the limbs of the two will touch each other, so——
"Damn! Why don't you wear clothes!" Xu Chen, who accidentally touched the other's bare chest, growled.
"Sorry, I'm used to sleeping naked (ps: This time I sleep naked and wear fat times...)."
I didn't hear the meaning of "sorry" from his tone at all, but it was a natural feeling. Hey!
"Sleeping naked is beneficial to enhance the secretion of skin glands and sweat glands, the excretion and regeneration of the skin, the regulation of nerves, and the enhancement of adaptation and immunity. In addition, it has a very high curative effect on the treatment of nervous diseases, especially The tense state of the abdominal visceral nervous system is easily eliminated, and it can also promote blood circulation, so that chronic constipation, chronic diarrhea, low back pain, headache and other diseases can be greatly improved. At the same time, naked sleeping will also have a certain effect on people with insomnia Soothing. So, you might as well try it.”
mud!dirt!up!
"roll!"
Xu Chen turned his back to him and huddled into a ball.
"You sleep like this, no wonder you don't grow tall."
==Convex!
"none of your business."
"Tsk tsk, as a teacher, I feel that I have the obligation to change your habit of swearing." Qi Jun pushed him down and put him under him.
Xu Chen was forced to lie on the bed and turned to stare at him: "What are you doing!"
Feeling that the fat times were being torn off, Xu Chen began to struggle: "Fuck! You pervert!"
"Slap!" The PP was slapped hard.
=Dish=Your uncle's!Ever since I was a child, no one has dared to hit my master's pp, it's tolerable or unbearable!
"Damn pervert, fuck labor and capital!" No matter how hard Xu Chen struggled, he was still firmly pressed under his body.
So there was another "pop!"
"I promise to let you go without swearing in the future."
"piss off!"
"Snapped!"
"I bought a watch last year!!!"
"Snapped!"
……
"Snapped!"
"Brother, I was wrong..."
"Snapped!"
"Damn it! I'm wrong and you still hit me!"
"Conditional reflex... But, what did you just say, I seem to have heard something I shouldn't have heard?"
"No, I promise I won't swear again in the future."
"Really?"
"More real than real gold."
"That's about the same." Qi Jun let go of him, put on his pants for him, and patted his head: "Go to sleep."
TT...
The next day, Xu Chen got up, went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, while Qi Ji's children's shoes kept staring at him with very strange eyes.
"What's wrong?" He mumbled while brushing his teeth.
Qi Ji asked in a teasing (wretched) tone: "What were you doing in bed yesterday? It felt intense..."
"Gudong." Xu Chen choked on his words.
=Dish=Damn it!Toothpaste is also swallowed...
Immediately took a few sips of water and kept coughing.
"Tsk tsk, look how excited you are..." Qi Ji shook his head.
Peat, which of your eyes saw that the young master was freezing chicken!Young master, this is frightened, okay?
"Not what you think! Absolutely not!"
"How is that?"
"..." It's hard to say...
"Just pretend, it's okay. Although I'm not gay, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, and my brother is quite a good person. You should cherish it." Qi Jiyu said earnestly.
... It's you that the young master wants to pick up, why is Mao doing this?
Knowing that the place would soon be occupied by zombies, the three packed their bags and left the Red Maple Hotel.
Driving on the highway all the way, in the evening, they finally arrived safely at Baiyao Town, which was about to become an evacuation point.
Resting in Baiyao Town for one night, they drove eastward and arrived at the neighboring city L City in the afternoon.
In the evening of that day, City H was blocked.
Seven days later, the virus spread and zombies ran rampant again.
An off-road vehicle is driving on the national highway.
Inside the car, a tall man in a black sweater was driving the car with a small amount of blood on his face. There were two men sitting behind the car. One of them was bitten on the arm, and the other was helping him treat the wound. Both of them were mushy. His face was stained with blood.
"Don't worry, this is a good thing." This means that the ability is about to be activated.
"It's not you who was bitten emotionally!" Qi Ji complained.
10 minute later.
"Is this the ability you mentioned?" Looking at the blue-purple ball with sparks in his hand, Qi Ji looked surprised: "It looks very weak..."
Half a second later, the ball disappeared.
"Why is it gone?"
Xu Chen thought for a while, and replied: "Maybe it's because you used it for the first time, it will be relatively weak and unstable, and it will be fine after you get used to it."
I'm really a little envious, jealous and hateful, the Lun family also needs supernatural powers (rolling).
In fact, speaking of rebirth, it should also be considered a fraudulent ability. Is there anyone who can foresee the future?
Wiping his face, well, that's all he can do to comfort himself...
His eyes shifted to Qi Jun who was driving, but he also had no powers. Why is this guy so awkward?
It's a fortress that can kill zombies with just a dagger, shouldn't Qi Ji's children's shoes who have a gun and are bitten be ashamed?In fact, he should be ashamed for hiding behind the two of them...
Ever since Qi Ji opened the golden finger, escape has become travel?
How is this possible? Using a supernatural power consumes mental power, and it can only be used two or three times a day at most.
After more than half a month of eating, sleeping, and fighting zombies, a scene that Xu Chen was extremely unwilling to see finally ushered in a truck surrounded by several zombies.
An inexplicably familiar scene, Jiang Xinyu, his nominal rival in love should be in the car.
So does he save or not?
Just when Xu Chen was in trouble, the car door was opened, and a man in a blue tracksuit got out, holding two iron bars in his hand, and beat a zombie's head flying like a baseball.
Fuck!Awesome!
Wait, why does this person look so familiar?
Nima, isn't this his roommate Ye Yifan!
The rest of the zombies rushed towards him one after another, and he kicked the two zombies in front of him down with a backflip, and he reached out and stuck their heads hard with an iron rod.
Even so, he still couldn't escape the zombies rushing up from behind.
Seeing that the zombie was about to bite Ye Yifan's neck, another boy with short hair got out of the car and blocked the zombie that was about to bite him with his hand.
"Xiaoyu!" Ye Yifan yelled, kicked off the zombie, and pulled the bloody right hand of the young man from the bite.
"Stop the car and save them." Xu Chen said to Qi Jun who was sitting in the front left driver's seat.
Qi Jun frowned: "It's too dangerous here."
"I beg you."
"Ok."
After the car stopped, Xu Chen pulled Qi Ji out of the car and whistled at the zombie: "Hey! Brother corpses, come and gather!"
The remaining three zombies turned their heads to look at him blankly, and they really came here.
"Miracle children's shoes, they'll leave it to you!" Xu Chen patted Qi Ji on the shoulder and hid in the car.
Qi Ji: "..." Why is it like this every time...
After finishing off the remaining zombies in twos and twos, Xu Chen got out of the car again and walked to Ye Yifan's side.
"Han Shu?" Ye Yifan was a little surprised.
"It's me, it's me." Xu Chen said perfunctorily, looking at the young man beside him like scanning a QR code. After the identification, he was determined to be Jiang Xinyu.
Jiang Xinyu was also looking at him at the moment, and his eyes were not very friendly.
Ah?Why does Mao feel that he sees himself the same as his enemy?Hasn't he fallen in love with Qi Ji yet?How did you get into the show so soon?Could it be that he was also reborn?
"Yifan, who is he?" Jiang Xinyu turned to look at Ye Yifan.
"Oh, he's my roommate, his name is Han Shu, Han Shu, this is Jiang Xinyu." After Ye Yifan introduced the two, he suddenly thought of something, frowned, and took Jiang Xinyu's hand to look carefully : "Xiaoyu, you were bitten, what should you do, you won't turn into a zombie..."
"Don't worry, he will be fine." Xu Chen said kindly.
"Why?" Ye Yifan looked at him in surprise, Jiang Xinyu's expression was complicated after hearing his words.
"Because he is a supernatural being, and being bitten by a zombie, not only will he not be infected with the virus, but it will also activate the potential supernatural abilities in his body."
"That's really great." Ye Yifan showed a faint smile.
Jiang Xinyu looked suspicious: "How do you know that I am a supernatural being?"
"Because I am a prophet~"
"Prophet?" Jiang Xinyu sneered.
Ye Yifan on the side opened his mouth to defend Xu Chen: "It's true." He told him about the end times, and it really came true.
Jiang Xinyu glanced at Ye Yifan and said displeasedly, "Okay."
"We have anti-inflammatory drugs in the car, let's go there." After Xu Chen finished speaking, he pointed to the off-road vehicle not far away.
So Xu Chen and the others teamed up with Ye Yifan and the others as a matter of course. There were still a few survivors in Ye Yifan's truck.
After the sun went down, the car drove to a wilderness where there was no village in the front and no shops in the back.
"It looks like we're going to camp here today," Qi Ji said.
"That's right..." Xu Chen said absent-mindedly, his eyes kept falling on the big truck in the side mirror of the car.
When Jiang Xinyu was taking the medicine just now, Jiang Xinyu looked at Qi Ji in a wrong way. Although he pretended to be meeting him for the first time, Xu Chen could almost confirm that he was also reborn.
In this way, things are not so good.
I don't know if it's due to Han Shu's subjective influence. He doesn't have a good impression of Jiang Xinyu. He looks weak and looks like a little white lotus. In fact, the city is very deep. Otherwise, he would not be able to interfere and destroy Han Shu and Qi. trace of emotion.
"What's wrong with you?" Qi Ji looked at him strangely: "Why do you always lose your mind?"
Xu Chen turned his head and stared at him: "I have a question for you."
"what is the problem?"
"What do you think of that Jiang Xinyu?"
"Jiang Xinyu? The child who was bitten by a zombie just now?"
"Yes."
"Uh...it's fine, what's the matter?"
"Compared to me?"
"Huh? What are you talking about? Why do I feel like I don't understand?" Qi Ji touched his nose and said.
"Then let me ask you this, if he and I fell into the hands of zombies at the same time, who would you save first?"
"Eh?" Qi Ji looked puzzled: "Why do you ask that?"
"Pfft~ Isn't student Han Shu jealous?" Qi Jun, who was driving, interjected, "Could it be that Jiang Xinyu is your future rival in love?"
In a word!
"So what?" Xu Chen rolled his eyes and continued to press Qi Ji, "Quickly tell me, who should I save first?"
"Actually, I still don't really believe that I like men..." Qi Ji said with a sullen face, "If I had to choose, I would choose you, but don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in you at all." No, really!"
==Why does it look like he is forcing someone into prostitution...
"Then why did you save me?"
"How can you say that you are also my sister-in-law? Compared with that child, you are not an outsider, and he has supernatural powers to protect him, so you are a useless piece of wood with no power to restrain a chicken—"
"I'll beat you to death! Who is your sister-in-law! Who is a good-for-nothing! Tell the labor and management clearly!"
"My brother said it!" Qi Ji pushed the blame completely.
Xu Chen glared at Qi Jun fiercely: "What the hell did you tell him!"
Qi Jun looked indifferent: "We've already had sex, and you still want to renege on it?"
……
How could this person be so shameless? !The so-called papapa is not papapa in that sense at all, okay?
Xu Chen raised his middle finger at him: "*!"
"It seems that the lesson from last time was not profound enough, how could I forget it so quickly..."
Xu Chen: "..." Abnormal!
Qi Ji: "..." Sure enough, there is love...
small theater:
Xu Chen: If Jiang Xinyu and I fell into the hands of zombies at the same time, who would you save first?
Qi Ji: Let me save you first...
Qi Jun: Save the zombies first.
Xu Chen: ...
Qi Ji: ...
Zombie: ...
The third wear: sixgod you deserve
That night, a group of people set up a simple tent in the wilderness, intending to spend the night here.
Looking at Jiang Xinyu who was busy distributing food to others, Xu Chen angrily stuffed biscuits into his mouth.
The back of the head was patted lightly, and Xu Chen turned his head angrily, fiercely: "Tongue (who)!"
"You won't be afraid to die if you eat like this." Qi Jun sat down beside him and laughed.
"It's Shi Shi's business to rub it against me (what the hell is it to do with me)!"
Qi Jun put his hand on his shoulder: "Tsk tsk, look at your virtue, and look at others, no wonder my brother will abandon you."
╰_╯, this product is here again!
"How do you know your brother abandoned me?"
"Guess."
"..."
"Looks like I guessed right."
"..." Is there a prize for guessing right? I'm so happy!
"So you won't be heartbroken and commit suicide afterwards, right?"
"That's not it." Hoho, I must have guessed wrong~
Shit, he's having fun...
"That is, you were heartbroken, left the survival point, and were killed by zombies?"
Fuck!How on earth did he guess it!This unscientific!
Xu Chen's shocked expression had acquiesced to Qi Jun's guess.
"I guessed right again."
==...
"I didn't expect you to be more stupid than I imagined."
"Have you laughed enough?" Xu Chen's face was grim, and the biscuit in his hand was crunching.
"To be honest, when dealing with a man like my brother, you should take the gentle route like him." Qi Jun said while rubbing his chin.
Xu Chen's eyes lit up: "Are you sure?"
"Of course, just look at that kid." He pointed at Jiang Xinyu.
"Cut~" In fact, that guy has a dark belly.
"You can try if you don't believe me."
"How to try?"
Qi Jun leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Listen to my instructions later."
Xu Chen nodded and decided to trust him for a while.
"So you're here, I've finished my food, do you have any more?" Said Cao Cao Cao Cao would be here, Qi Ji walked towards them while talking.
Before Xu Chen could answer him, Jiang Xinyu, who was still far away a second ago, ran over with a bag of food.
"Brother Qi Ji, do you want any more bread here?" He took out a bag of bread from his bag and handed it to him.
"Thank you." Qi Ji took the bread.
"You're welcome, if Brother Qi Ji hadn't saved us before, we would have been in danger. It's just a bag of bread, nothing more." Jiang Xinyu smiled.
The biscuit in Xu Chen's hand crackled again, angrily obliterating his sense of existence.
"What's the matter with you?" Qi Ji looked at his gloomy face, and wondered, he was fine just now.
"Pay attention to your expression and be gentle." Qi Jun whispered in his ear.
Taking a deep breath, Xu Chen showed a faint smile.
"Ask him if he wants to drink water, pay attention to his voice, be gentle, gentle, and gentle."
Xu Chen smiled and picked up the water beside him, got up and walked to the guarded Qi Ji, and whispered, "Brother Qi Ji, are you thirsty, do you want some water?"
Qi Ji: "..." I really need to drink some water to calm my shock.
Jiang Xinyu: "..." Why does it feel like he is even more cheap than before he was reborn.
Qi Jun: "..." What an idiot.
"Thank you... thank you..." Qi Ji stretched out his hand in a daze, trying to take the water.
Xu Chen stopped suddenly, unscrewed the bottle cap, and smiled, "Brother Qi Ji, I'll feed you."
Qi Ji: "..." Help!
So, Qi Ji's children's shoes were stimulated, and they ran away with bread.
Qi Jun was amused at the side: "You are really stupid to say you are stupid, but you actually did what I said."
Xu Chen's face was distorted: "You, this, this, soul, light!"
In the middle of the night, a shrill roar woke everyone up.
"What happened?" Xu Chen got up, reached out and grabbed Qi Jun's sleeve, his voice trembling slightly.
"Don't be afraid." Qi Jun reached out and rubbed his hair, pulled him up and took out the dagger from his waist: "Go out and have a look."
After getting out of the tent, Qi Ji, who was on guard at night, was holding a gun in both hands and looking forward defensively.
Everyone heard the sound and ran out of the tent, only one person in the tent was completely silent.
"Go and have a look." Qi Jun headed towards the tent, Xu Chen and Qi Ji followed behind him.
On the other side, Ye Yifan and Jiang Xinyu also came to the tent.
There was a "creaking" sound from the tent, like... a wild animal biting its prey.
Ye Yifan held the iron rod in his forehand, and opened the curtain of the tent little by little.
"Be careful." Jiang Xinyu reminded.
Xu Chen tightened his grip on Qi Jun's sleeve, feeling that something terrifying would happen at such a time...
The curtain was lifted, and then, a terrifying scene really appeared—the four people in the tent, no, they should not be human, but zombies, eating a bloody corpse.
=Dish=!
Xu Chen stared blankly at the bloody scene in front of him, covered his mouth, it was so disgusting...
When one of the zombies heard the movement, he raised his blood-stained face and made a "scare" sound.The other three zombies all raised their heads after hearing this.
"Get back to the car!" Qi Jun frowned and said loudly.
At this time, the originally quiet crowd broke out into screams again, and people scattered like beasts.
Ye Yifan teamed up with Jiang Xinyu to join hands with the zombies in the tent, and said, "We are here, you go there quickly."
When the three of Xu Chen arrived there, they found that zombies had also appeared there, throwing a little girl down and biting her neck.
"Bang!" Qi Ji shot, killed the zombie, and rescued the little girl.
At this time, the little girl suddenly changed her face.
"Be careful!" Xu Chen yelled, "She's a zombie!"
A silver light flashed, and the little girl stopped suddenly and fell slowly to the ground with a dagger stuck in her forehead.
Qi Jun walked up to her, took out the dagger with a solemn expression, and reached out to touch her eyes.
"Why is this happening? Obviously she was not bitten by a zombie." Qi Ji asked.
Qi Jun lowered his eyes: "It's the mutated mosquitoes that spread the virus."
Mosquito?
Xu Chen frowned. This kind of thing didn't appear in Han Shu's memory at all. Of course, this didn't mean that there wasn't one. It just meant that he didn't encounter this kind of mosquito.
Ye Yifan and Jiang Xinyu, who had finished dealing with the zombies, came to meet them, and all the people who had been avoiding them also joined them.
"Everyone, check yourself first to see if you have been bitten by mosquitoes." After learning about the situation, Ye Yifan said to the people who came over later.
"There are mosquitoes here!" A man's voice sounded in the crowd.
"It's here too!"
There are more and more mosquitoes, and finally they come in groups, like wasps.
"Be careful, everyone, don't get bitten."
So a group of people began to avoid mosquitoes everywhere.
Mosquitoes are too small to be dealt with with guns or daggers, and no one dares to shoot them to death for fear of being bitten.
Xu Chen silently took out Liushen toilet water from his bag, and Qi Ji waved his hand to drive away the mosquitoes, and said contemptuously, "How could this kind of thing be useful—"
The mosquito that had flew right in front of Xu Chen turned around and turned back, resolutely avoiding him.
Oh, it's really useful, Liushen V5!
Xu Chen sprinkled toilet water on Qi Jun, and then threw the bottle at Qi Ji: "Go on!"
The toilet water was quickly used up, and Xu Chen silently asked the system for a few more bottles.
Qi Ji took the dew water with a look of astonishment on his face: "...how did you bring so much?!"
"Hehe, since it's free, I just picked up a few more bottles."
Qi Ji: "..."
So a few bottles of toilet water saved everyone ==
The escape continued. An equipped truck and an off-road vehicle traveled through the wilderness. After five days, they finally arrived at a small town on the border where the virus had not yet arrived.
A group of people found a hotel in the small town to stay. Because of the limited number of rooms, allocation became a big problem.
After the other people were arranged, there were only two rooms left. Xu Chen, the two brothers from the Qi family, Ye Yifan and Jiang Xinyu hadn't been assigned yet.
"Yifan, can we live in one room?" Xu Chen hurried to Ye Yifan's side and begged.
Now I can finally get rid of that pervert, lol~
Ye Yifan secretly glanced at Jiang Xinyu, and said hesitantly, "Uh..."
Jiang Xinyu looked at Qi Ji with a smile and said, "I'll sleep with brother Qi Ji."
Ye Yifan lowered his eyes in disappointment.
When Xu Chen heard this, he secretly screamed that it was not good, this guy wanted to take advantage of the situation!
"Wait, you can't sleep in the same room with Qi Ji!" Xu Chen left Ye Yifan and walked quickly to Qi Ji, standing between Jiang Xinyu and Qi Ji like an old hen guarding its chicks.
"Why?" Jiang Xinyu looked at him with innocent little eyes.
Depend on!Please take back your disgusting Bala eyes.
"Because he wants to sleep with us." After Xu Chen finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Qi Ji with sharp eyes: "Right?"
Qi Ji was furious when he saw him: "This...well, brother, I'll sleep with you tonight..." Sleeping with his brother is safer than sleeping with those two, because they want to break up with each other. What about him...
Qi Jun hooked his lips and smiled: "Okay."
"Then Xiaoyu should stay with us." Ye Yifan walked to Jiang Xinyu's side.
"No!" Xu Chen and Jiang Xinyu said at the same time.
eh?
Xu Chen looked contemptuous: "Who wants to be with him?"
Jiang Xinyu ignored him: "I'm with Brother Qi Ji and the others."
"No!" Xu Chen frowned again.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you want?" Jiang Xinyu complained in a low voice.
"Anyway, you can't sleep in the same room with Qi Ji." Even if it's three people, he wants to put an end to all hidden dangers!
"It's better to ask the person concerned about this kind of thing," Jiang Xinyu said, looking at Qi Jun and Qi Ji.
"I agree." Qi Jun stretched out his right index finger to help his glasses: "But let me declare first, you are sleeping with my brother."
"no problem."
Qi Ji: "..." Pushing my younger brother into the fire pit, is this still my own brother? Absolutely not...
"I protest!" Xu Chen shouted dissatisfied.
"The protest is invalid." Qi Jun dismissed it expressionlessly.
"Then I want to sleep with you too!" No matter what he said, he couldn't let that guy climb onto Qi Ji's bed.
"Yes." Qi Jun nodded: "You can sleep on the floor."
ORZ...
Ye Yifan who was completely ignored on the side sneered: "You guys discuss it slowly, I'll go first."
Xu Chen looked at his leaving back with some guilt, but didn't follow him.
On the contrary, Jiang Xinyu gave them a pale look and followed them silently.
Jiang Xinyu followed Ye Yifan into the room.
"Aren't you going to be with them? What are you doing with me?" Ye Yifan put his backpack on the bed and tidied up his things expressionlessly.
Jiang Xinyu walked behind him silently, put his arms around his waist, and put his face on his back: "I'm sorry."
Ye Yifan was silent for a while, and then said: "Xiaoyu, if you really like Qi Ji that much, I will try to let go, but you don't
You can... don't bother me anymore..."
Jiang Xinyu's face was slightly distorted, and his voice became cold: "You think I'm bored?"
"I... just think it's meaningless." Ye Yifan gently opened his hand.
"Then what do you think is meaningful? Leave me to be with that bitch surnamed Han?" Jiang Xinyu's voice suddenly rose.
"What are you talking about!" Ye Yifan turned around and frowned at him: "Han Shu is my friend, how can you say that about him!"
"What? You don't want
There was a sudden noise from the car window. Xu Chen turned his head and saw a pale face. A middle-aged male zombie was sticking to the car window looking at him. His face was the same color as cement, and his inorganic eyes dragged A bloody severed arm made a strange "scare" sound from its mouth.
I'm so fucked!
Xu Chen almost fell backwards and yelled, "Drive fast!"
"Sit still." Qi Jun smiled at them and started the car.
To be able to laugh at a time like this is indeed a pervert...
The middle-aged male zombie was thrown out, and Xu Chen finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Zombies can be seen everywhere along the way, it seems that Qi Jun's guess is right, and now the virus has begun to break out.
Fortunately, their speed was fast enough, and the zombies did not mutate, so they easily dodged them.
"I didn't expect what you said was true." Qi Ji looked out the car window with a serious expression.
"Now I finally believe it!" Xu Chen was not in the mood to say anything more.
"But I still don't believe that I will fall in love with a man..." Qi Ji turned his head and looked at him with contempt: "Besides, I don't think there is anything worthy of my liking in you, such as flat chest..."
Depend on!If you find me a man with an uneven chest, I will definitely kneel down for you!
"Maybe it's because of the contrast that produces beauty. Compared with those losses, he is still a human at any rate." Qi Jun said suddenly.
Xu Chen: "..."
Qi Ji: "..."
Don't try to justify the poisonous tongue, you will die miserably...
When they arrived at the public supermarket, it was getting late.
"Don't go into the supermarket, there are likely to be zombies inside, and then drive east and get on the highway." This is roughly the route.
"Driving in the dark is dangerous, and we need to rest." Qi Ji said, "Should we stay in the car, or find a place to live?"
"I feel safer in the car." Xu Chen pondered.
"You can't stay in the car, it's easy to be spotted, and it's very dangerous if you get mobbed, just like that." Qi Jun finished speaking and pointed to a car not far away, surrounded by a group of zombies.
"Fuck! How cruel!"
The car drove east for a while, and came to a relatively remote section of the urban area.
"There are relatively few people here, there should be no zombies yet, look for a place to live." Qi Jun drove down the street.
I did not encounter zombies along the way, not even a living person, and all the shops were closed.
"Why didn't I see anyone?" Xu Chen looked at the empty street and asked in confusion.
"I should have seen the news, so I'm hiding at home." Qi Ji guessed, and suddenly pointed forward: "There's a hotel over there, go and have a look."
Following Qi Ji's fingers, he saw the four characters "Red Maple Hotel".
Standing in front of the store were two guys holding guns in both hands who seemed to be armed police officers. They didn't seem to be in business. Speaking of which, those who dare to open a store at such a time are either too stupid or too idiot...
"Get out of the car." After Qi Jun finished speaking, he opened the car door and walked out.
Qi Ji and Xu Chen also took their luggage and got out of the car.
"Hello, may I stay here?" Qi Jun asked.
"Yes, but a full-body examination is required." One of them said, "This is a temporary resettlement site. In order to ensure the safety of the masses, I hope you can cooperate."
"it is good."
Three people entered the hotel and were taken to a room.
"Take off all your clothes." The one who spoke was a burly female nurse with a deep voice. If it weren't for her bulging chest, Xu Chen wouldn't believe that she was a woman if he killed her...
"Take off your clothes?" Xu Chen hesitated in embarrassment, "This is not good..."
"Nonsense! How do I know if you've been bitten by a zombie if you don't take off your clothes!" Nurse King Kong rolled her eyes at him.
Glancing at Qi Jun, who was watching him with a sinister smile, and Qi Ji, who was as tangled up as him, Xu Chen took off his backpack and shirt embarrassingly.
Then she reached out and slowly took off the trousers, revealing her well-proportioned white legs.
Both hands stopped on the last piece of fig leaf, and whispered: "You don't need to take this off, do you?"
"Take off! Hurry up!" Nurse King Kong yelled loudly, "Don't dawdle, you're still a man!"
Damn!It's even more ferocious than zombies TT...
Quickly took off Pangci, covered his face, and immediately pulled up Pangji and his trousers after hearing the thick "It's ok", and shrank to the side.
Nurse King Kong then "cut": "It's so small, no wonder I'm embarrassed."
wipe!There is absolutely no way this guy is a woman! ! !
"next."
Seeing Qi Jun take off his clothes calmly and raised his eyebrows at him, Xu Chen silently looked away, really shameless.
After the inspection, Nurse King Kong gave them a card, and the three of them walked out of the house and looked for the room.
Qi Jun put his hands on Xu Chen's shoulders, bowed his head and whispered in his ear, "The butt is nice, it's up." Then someone with a petrified face was left laughing and walked forward.
"Pervert!" Xu Chen came back to his senses and cursed.
"He's always been so shameless, just get used to it." Qi Ji patted him on the shoulder and followed him.
After finding the room, I found that there were only two narrow single beds in it.
"How do I sleep here..." Both Xu Chen and Qi Ji looked at the bed worrying.
In fact, I could still sleep on the floor, but there is no extra bedding at all, and the weather is already a bit cold. If I sleep on the floor, I will catch a cold eight out of ten.
"You are brothers, so you should be able to sleep in the same bed." After Xu Chen finished speaking, he threw himself on the bed and decisively occupied a bed by himself.
"No, you're relatively small, it's too wasteful to sleep alone." Qi Ji protested.
"I'm gay, you dare to sleep with me?" Xu Chen deliberately smiled evilly at him.
"Who said I'll sleep with you." Qi Ji looked disgusted: "I mean you sleep with my brother in the same bed."
"I don't want to sleep with that pervert!!!" Xu Chen strongly protested.
Without saying a word, Qi Jun threw his luggage on the ground and sat down on the bed occupied by Xu Chen.
"Damn! You don't really want to sleep with me, do you?" Xu Chen got up from the bed.
"My brother is right, you can't have a bed to yourself." Qi Jun adjusted his glasses and smiled: "In order not to let you harass him, I had to wrong myself."
I feel sorry for your second uncle!
"I don't want to sleep with you." Instead of sleeping with this pervert, he might as well sleep with Qi Ji, at least he can take the opportunity to cultivate a relationship: "I'd rather sleep with your brother."
"Whatever you want, as long as he is willing to sleep with you, I'll take a shower." After speaking, Qi Jun got up and walked into the bathroom.
At the same time, Qi Ji took out his pistol and vowed to defend his territory to the death: "You don't want to sleep in my bed!"
Xu Chen: "..." Your uncle!
He returned to the other bed in a dull mood, took his backpack, and began to dig things out of it.
Mobile phone, biscuit, chocolate, bread, fruit knife, nail clipper?pepper?Toilet water?And... a stack of RMB? !
"Why do you still need to bring money?" Qi Ji looked at him suspiciously.
Xu Chen looked up at him, expressionless: "I want to see if what is said in "Brother Corpse" is reliable." He took out all the living expenses on purpose.
"Brother Corpse?"
"You guys who only read Sherlock Holmes don't understand."
"..." Qi Ji's gaze shifted to the toilet water again: "Then why do you bring toilet water? Is it to repel mosquitoes?"
"This one... I bought it for free on the street, so I just took a bottle." Lying is already blushing and heartbeating.
"..."
The third wear: the so-called rival
By the time Xu Chen came out of the shower, the Qi family brothers had already laid down on the same bed.
Xu Chen silently walked between the two beds, leaned against Qi Ji's bed, and took a few steps back to the other side after seeing the pistol shown by the other party.
Turning his head to look at Qi Jun who was seriously reading the magazine (this guy is still in the mood to read magazines?), struggling in his heart.
She also has backbone, if she said she wouldn't sleep with a pervert, she wouldn't sleep with a pervert!
So he took out some clothes from his bag and put them on his body one by one.
"You don't want to sleep on the floor, do you?" Qi Ji asked in surprise.
"I'm not following—" He immediately changed his words after seeing Qi Jun's glance at him: "I like to sleep on the floor, the floor is good, the floor is cool..."
Damn!The floor is really cool...
In the middle of the night, Xu Chen got up from the ground trembling all over, walked to Qi Jun's bed, lifted the quilt and got in.
"Bang!" He was kicked to the ground.
"Don't you like to sleep on the floor, go on sleeping." The other party's tone was full of malice.
"I regret it." Xu Chen rubbed his sore arm, climbed up again with perseverance, and was kicked down again.
wipe!There is no end!
"Take off your clothes and come up again."
(^o^)/~Xu Chen pulled off his clothes three times and five times, and got under the quilt in his pajamas.
It's so warm, I'm so alive.
In the narrow single bed, it is inevitable that the limbs of the two will touch each other, so——
"Damn! Why don't you wear clothes!" Xu Chen, who accidentally touched the other's bare chest, growled.
"Sorry, I'm used to sleeping naked (ps: This time I sleep naked and wear fat times...)."
I didn't hear the meaning of "sorry" from his tone at all, but it was a natural feeling. Hey!
"Sleeping naked is beneficial to enhance the secretion of skin glands and sweat glands, the excretion and regeneration of the skin, the regulation of nerves, and the enhancement of adaptation and immunity. In addition, it has a very high curative effect on the treatment of nervous diseases, especially The tense state of the abdominal visceral nervous system is easily eliminated, and it can also promote blood circulation, so that chronic constipation, chronic diarrhea, low back pain, headache and other diseases can be greatly improved. At the same time, naked sleeping will also have a certain effect on people with insomnia Soothing. So, you might as well try it.”
mud!dirt!up!
"roll!"
Xu Chen turned his back to him and huddled into a ball.
"You sleep like this, no wonder you don't grow tall."
==Convex!
"none of your business."
"Tsk tsk, as a teacher, I feel that I have the obligation to change your habit of swearing." Qi Jun pushed him down and put him under him.
Xu Chen was forced to lie on the bed and turned to stare at him: "What are you doing!"
Feeling that the fat times were being torn off, Xu Chen began to struggle: "Fuck! You pervert!"
"Slap!" The PP was slapped hard.
=Dish=Your uncle's!Ever since I was a child, no one has dared to hit my master's pp, it's tolerable or unbearable!
"Damn pervert, fuck labor and capital!" No matter how hard Xu Chen struggled, he was still firmly pressed under his body.
So there was another "pop!"
"I promise to let you go without swearing in the future."
"piss off!"
"Snapped!"
"I bought a watch last year!!!"
"Snapped!"
……
"Snapped!"
"Brother, I was wrong..."
"Snapped!"
"Damn it! I'm wrong and you still hit me!"
"Conditional reflex... But, what did you just say, I seem to have heard something I shouldn't have heard?"
"No, I promise I won't swear again in the future."
"Really?"
"More real than real gold."
"That's about the same." Qi Jun let go of him, put on his pants for him, and patted his head: "Go to sleep."
TT...
The next day, Xu Chen got up, went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, while Qi Ji's children's shoes kept staring at him with very strange eyes.
"What's wrong?" He mumbled while brushing his teeth.
Qi Ji asked in a teasing (wretched) tone: "What were you doing in bed yesterday? It felt intense..."
"Gudong." Xu Chen choked on his words.
=Dish=Damn it!Toothpaste is also swallowed...
Immediately took a few sips of water and kept coughing.
"Tsk tsk, look how excited you are..." Qi Ji shook his head.
Peat, which of your eyes saw that the young master was freezing chicken!Young master, this is frightened, okay?
"Not what you think! Absolutely not!"
"How is that?"
"..." It's hard to say...
"Just pretend, it's okay. Although I'm not gay, I don't discriminate against homosexuals, and my brother is quite a good person. You should cherish it." Qi Jiyu said earnestly.
... It's you that the young master wants to pick up, why is Mao doing this?
Knowing that the place would soon be occupied by zombies, the three packed their bags and left the Red Maple Hotel.
Driving on the highway all the way, in the evening, they finally arrived safely at Baiyao Town, which was about to become an evacuation point.
Resting in Baiyao Town for one night, they drove eastward and arrived at the neighboring city L City in the afternoon.
In the evening of that day, City H was blocked.
Seven days later, the virus spread and zombies ran rampant again.
An off-road vehicle is driving on the national highway.
Inside the car, a tall man in a black sweater was driving the car with a small amount of blood on his face. There were two men sitting behind the car. One of them was bitten on the arm, and the other was helping him treat the wound. Both of them were mushy. His face was stained with blood.
"Don't worry, this is a good thing." This means that the ability is about to be activated.
"It's not you who was bitten emotionally!" Qi Ji complained.
10 minute later.
"Is this the ability you mentioned?" Looking at the blue-purple ball with sparks in his hand, Qi Ji looked surprised: "It looks very weak..."
Half a second later, the ball disappeared.
"Why is it gone?"
Xu Chen thought for a while, and replied: "Maybe it's because you used it for the first time, it will be relatively weak and unstable, and it will be fine after you get used to it."
I'm really a little envious, jealous and hateful, the Lun family also needs supernatural powers (rolling).
In fact, speaking of rebirth, it should also be considered a fraudulent ability. Is there anyone who can foresee the future?
Wiping his face, well, that's all he can do to comfort himself...
His eyes shifted to Qi Jun who was driving, but he also had no powers. Why is this guy so awkward?
It's a fortress that can kill zombies with just a dagger, shouldn't Qi Ji's children's shoes who have a gun and are bitten be ashamed?In fact, he should be ashamed for hiding behind the two of them...
Ever since Qi Ji opened the golden finger, escape has become travel?
How is this possible? Using a supernatural power consumes mental power, and it can only be used two or three times a day at most.
After more than half a month of eating, sleeping, and fighting zombies, a scene that Xu Chen was extremely unwilling to see finally ushered in a truck surrounded by several zombies.
An inexplicably familiar scene, Jiang Xinyu, his nominal rival in love should be in the car.
So does he save or not?
Just when Xu Chen was in trouble, the car door was opened, and a man in a blue tracksuit got out, holding two iron bars in his hand, and beat a zombie's head flying like a baseball.
Fuck!Awesome!
Wait, why does this person look so familiar?
Nima, isn't this his roommate Ye Yifan!
The rest of the zombies rushed towards him one after another, and he kicked the two zombies in front of him down with a backflip, and he reached out and stuck their heads hard with an iron rod.
Even so, he still couldn't escape the zombies rushing up from behind.
Seeing that the zombie was about to bite Ye Yifan's neck, another boy with short hair got out of the car and blocked the zombie that was about to bite him with his hand.
"Xiaoyu!" Ye Yifan yelled, kicked off the zombie, and pulled the bloody right hand of the young man from the bite.
"Stop the car and save them." Xu Chen said to Qi Jun who was sitting in the front left driver's seat.
Qi Jun frowned: "It's too dangerous here."
"I beg you."
"Ok."
After the car stopped, Xu Chen pulled Qi Ji out of the car and whistled at the zombie: "Hey! Brother corpses, come and gather!"
The remaining three zombies turned their heads to look at him blankly, and they really came here.
"Miracle children's shoes, they'll leave it to you!" Xu Chen patted Qi Ji on the shoulder and hid in the car.
Qi Ji: "..." Why is it like this every time...
After finishing off the remaining zombies in twos and twos, Xu Chen got out of the car again and walked to Ye Yifan's side.
"Han Shu?" Ye Yifan was a little surprised.
"It's me, it's me." Xu Chen said perfunctorily, looking at the young man beside him like scanning a QR code. After the identification, he was determined to be Jiang Xinyu.
Jiang Xinyu was also looking at him at the moment, and his eyes were not very friendly.
Ah?Why does Mao feel that he sees himself the same as his enemy?Hasn't he fallen in love with Qi Ji yet?How did you get into the show so soon?Could it be that he was also reborn?
"Yifan, who is he?" Jiang Xinyu turned to look at Ye Yifan.
"Oh, he's my roommate, his name is Han Shu, Han Shu, this is Jiang Xinyu." After Ye Yifan introduced the two, he suddenly thought of something, frowned, and took Jiang Xinyu's hand to look carefully : "Xiaoyu, you were bitten, what should you do, you won't turn into a zombie..."
"Don't worry, he will be fine." Xu Chen said kindly.
"Why?" Ye Yifan looked at him in surprise, Jiang Xinyu's expression was complicated after hearing his words.
"Because he is a supernatural being, and being bitten by a zombie, not only will he not be infected with the virus, but it will also activate the potential supernatural abilities in his body."
"That's really great." Ye Yifan showed a faint smile.
Jiang Xinyu looked suspicious: "How do you know that I am a supernatural being?"
"Because I am a prophet~"
"Prophet?" Jiang Xinyu sneered.
Ye Yifan on the side opened his mouth to defend Xu Chen: "It's true." He told him about the end times, and it really came true.
Jiang Xinyu glanced at Ye Yifan and said displeasedly, "Okay."
"We have anti-inflammatory drugs in the car, let's go there." After Xu Chen finished speaking, he pointed to the off-road vehicle not far away.
So Xu Chen and the others teamed up with Ye Yifan and the others as a matter of course. There were still a few survivors in Ye Yifan's truck.
After the sun went down, the car drove to a wilderness where there was no village in the front and no shops in the back.
"It looks like we're going to camp here today," Qi Ji said.
"That's right..." Xu Chen said absent-mindedly, his eyes kept falling on the big truck in the side mirror of the car.
When Jiang Xinyu was taking the medicine just now, Jiang Xinyu looked at Qi Ji in a wrong way. Although he pretended to be meeting him for the first time, Xu Chen could almost confirm that he was also reborn.
In this way, things are not so good.
I don't know if it's due to Han Shu's subjective influence. He doesn't have a good impression of Jiang Xinyu. He looks weak and looks like a little white lotus. In fact, the city is very deep. Otherwise, he would not be able to interfere and destroy Han Shu and Qi. trace of emotion.
"What's wrong with you?" Qi Ji looked at him strangely: "Why do you always lose your mind?"
Xu Chen turned his head and stared at him: "I have a question for you."
"what is the problem?"
"What do you think of that Jiang Xinyu?"
"Jiang Xinyu? The child who was bitten by a zombie just now?"
"Yes."
"Uh...it's fine, what's the matter?"
"Compared to me?"
"Huh? What are you talking about? Why do I feel like I don't understand?" Qi Ji touched his nose and said.
"Then let me ask you this, if he and I fell into the hands of zombies at the same time, who would you save first?"
"Eh?" Qi Ji looked puzzled: "Why do you ask that?"
"Pfft~ Isn't student Han Shu jealous?" Qi Jun, who was driving, interjected, "Could it be that Jiang Xinyu is your future rival in love?"
In a word!
"So what?" Xu Chen rolled his eyes and continued to press Qi Ji, "Quickly tell me, who should I save first?"
"Actually, I still don't really believe that I like men..." Qi Ji said with a sullen face, "If I had to choose, I would choose you, but don't get me wrong, I'm not interested in you at all." No, really!"
==Why does it look like he is forcing someone into prostitution...
"Then why did you save me?"
"How can you say that you are also my sister-in-law? Compared with that child, you are not an outsider, and he has supernatural powers to protect him, so you are a useless piece of wood with no power to restrain a chicken—"
"I'll beat you to death! Who is your sister-in-law! Who is a good-for-nothing! Tell the labor and management clearly!"
"My brother said it!" Qi Ji pushed the blame completely.
Xu Chen glared at Qi Jun fiercely: "What the hell did you tell him!"
Qi Jun looked indifferent: "We've already had sex, and you still want to renege on it?"
……
How could this person be so shameless? !The so-called papapa is not papapa in that sense at all, okay?
Xu Chen raised his middle finger at him: "*!"
"It seems that the lesson from last time was not profound enough, how could I forget it so quickly..."
Xu Chen: "..." Abnormal!
Qi Ji: "..." Sure enough, there is love...
small theater:
Xu Chen: If Jiang Xinyu and I fell into the hands of zombies at the same time, who would you save first?
Qi Ji: Let me save you first...
Qi Jun: Save the zombies first.
Xu Chen: ...
Qi Ji: ...
Zombie: ...
The third wear: sixgod you deserve
That night, a group of people set up a simple tent in the wilderness, intending to spend the night here.
Looking at Jiang Xinyu who was busy distributing food to others, Xu Chen angrily stuffed biscuits into his mouth.
The back of the head was patted lightly, and Xu Chen turned his head angrily, fiercely: "Tongue (who)!"
"You won't be afraid to die if you eat like this." Qi Jun sat down beside him and laughed.
"It's Shi Shi's business to rub it against me (what the hell is it to do with me)!"
Qi Jun put his hand on his shoulder: "Tsk tsk, look at your virtue, and look at others, no wonder my brother will abandon you."
╰_╯, this product is here again!
"How do you know your brother abandoned me?"
"Guess."
"..."
"Looks like I guessed right."
"..." Is there a prize for guessing right? I'm so happy!
"So you won't be heartbroken and commit suicide afterwards, right?"
"That's not it." Hoho, I must have guessed wrong~
Shit, he's having fun...
"That is, you were heartbroken, left the survival point, and were killed by zombies?"
Fuck!How on earth did he guess it!This unscientific!
Xu Chen's shocked expression had acquiesced to Qi Jun's guess.
"I guessed right again."
==...
"I didn't expect you to be more stupid than I imagined."
"Have you laughed enough?" Xu Chen's face was grim, and the biscuit in his hand was crunching.
"To be honest, when dealing with a man like my brother, you should take the gentle route like him." Qi Jun said while rubbing his chin.
Xu Chen's eyes lit up: "Are you sure?"
"Of course, just look at that kid." He pointed at Jiang Xinyu.
"Cut~" In fact, that guy has a dark belly.
"You can try if you don't believe me."
"How to try?"
Qi Jun leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Listen to my instructions later."
Xu Chen nodded and decided to trust him for a while.
"So you're here, I've finished my food, do you have any more?" Said Cao Cao Cao Cao would be here, Qi Ji walked towards them while talking.
Before Xu Chen could answer him, Jiang Xinyu, who was still far away a second ago, ran over with a bag of food.
"Brother Qi Ji, do you want any more bread here?" He took out a bag of bread from his bag and handed it to him.
"Thank you." Qi Ji took the bread.
"You're welcome, if Brother Qi Ji hadn't saved us before, we would have been in danger. It's just a bag of bread, nothing more." Jiang Xinyu smiled.
The biscuit in Xu Chen's hand crackled again, angrily obliterating his sense of existence.
"What's the matter with you?" Qi Ji looked at his gloomy face, and wondered, he was fine just now.
"Pay attention to your expression and be gentle." Qi Jun whispered in his ear.
Taking a deep breath, Xu Chen showed a faint smile.
"Ask him if he wants to drink water, pay attention to his voice, be gentle, gentle, and gentle."
Xu Chen smiled and picked up the water beside him, got up and walked to the guarded Qi Ji, and whispered, "Brother Qi Ji, are you thirsty, do you want some water?"
Qi Ji: "..." I really need to drink some water to calm my shock.
Jiang Xinyu: "..." Why does it feel like he is even more cheap than before he was reborn.
Qi Jun: "..." What an idiot.
"Thank you... thank you..." Qi Ji stretched out his hand in a daze, trying to take the water.
Xu Chen stopped suddenly, unscrewed the bottle cap, and smiled, "Brother Qi Ji, I'll feed you."
Qi Ji: "..." Help!
So, Qi Ji's children's shoes were stimulated, and they ran away with bread.
Qi Jun was amused at the side: "You are really stupid to say you are stupid, but you actually did what I said."
Xu Chen's face was distorted: "You, this, this, soul, light!"
In the middle of the night, a shrill roar woke everyone up.
"What happened?" Xu Chen got up, reached out and grabbed Qi Jun's sleeve, his voice trembling slightly.
"Don't be afraid." Qi Jun reached out and rubbed his hair, pulled him up and took out the dagger from his waist: "Go out and have a look."
After getting out of the tent, Qi Ji, who was on guard at night, was holding a gun in both hands and looking forward defensively.
Everyone heard the sound and ran out of the tent, only one person in the tent was completely silent.
"Go and have a look." Qi Jun headed towards the tent, Xu Chen and Qi Ji followed behind him.
On the other side, Ye Yifan and Jiang Xinyu also came to the tent.
There was a "creaking" sound from the tent, like... a wild animal biting its prey.
Ye Yifan held the iron rod in his forehand, and opened the curtain of the tent little by little.
"Be careful." Jiang Xinyu reminded.
Xu Chen tightened his grip on Qi Jun's sleeve, feeling that something terrifying would happen at such a time...
The curtain was lifted, and then, a terrifying scene really appeared—the four people in the tent, no, they should not be human, but zombies, eating a bloody corpse.
=Dish=!
Xu Chen stared blankly at the bloody scene in front of him, covered his mouth, it was so disgusting...
When one of the zombies heard the movement, he raised his blood-stained face and made a "scare" sound.The other three zombies all raised their heads after hearing this.
"Get back to the car!" Qi Jun frowned and said loudly.
At this time, the originally quiet crowd broke out into screams again, and people scattered like beasts.
Ye Yifan teamed up with Jiang Xinyu to join hands with the zombies in the tent, and said, "We are here, you go there quickly."
When the three of Xu Chen arrived there, they found that zombies had also appeared there, throwing a little girl down and biting her neck.
"Bang!" Qi Ji shot, killed the zombie, and rescued the little girl.
At this time, the little girl suddenly changed her face.
"Be careful!" Xu Chen yelled, "She's a zombie!"
A silver light flashed, and the little girl stopped suddenly and fell slowly to the ground with a dagger stuck in her forehead.
Qi Jun walked up to her, took out the dagger with a solemn expression, and reached out to touch her eyes.
"Why is this happening? Obviously she was not bitten by a zombie." Qi Ji asked.
Qi Jun lowered his eyes: "It's the mutated mosquitoes that spread the virus."
Mosquito?
Xu Chen frowned. This kind of thing didn't appear in Han Shu's memory at all. Of course, this didn't mean that there wasn't one. It just meant that he didn't encounter this kind of mosquito.
Ye Yifan and Jiang Xinyu, who had finished dealing with the zombies, came to meet them, and all the people who had been avoiding them also joined them.
"Everyone, check yourself first to see if you have been bitten by mosquitoes." After learning about the situation, Ye Yifan said to the people who came over later.
"There are mosquitoes here!" A man's voice sounded in the crowd.
"It's here too!"
There are more and more mosquitoes, and finally they come in groups, like wasps.
"Be careful, everyone, don't get bitten."
So a group of people began to avoid mosquitoes everywhere.
Mosquitoes are too small to be dealt with with guns or daggers, and no one dares to shoot them to death for fear of being bitten.
Xu Chen silently took out Liushen toilet water from his bag, and Qi Ji waved his hand to drive away the mosquitoes, and said contemptuously, "How could this kind of thing be useful—"
The mosquito that had flew right in front of Xu Chen turned around and turned back, resolutely avoiding him.
Oh, it's really useful, Liushen V5!
Xu Chen sprinkled toilet water on Qi Jun, and then threw the bottle at Qi Ji: "Go on!"
The toilet water was quickly used up, and Xu Chen silently asked the system for a few more bottles.
Qi Ji took the dew water with a look of astonishment on his face: "...how did you bring so much?!"
"Hehe, since it's free, I just picked up a few more bottles."
Qi Ji: "..."
So a few bottles of toilet water saved everyone ==
The escape continued. An equipped truck and an off-road vehicle traveled through the wilderness. After five days, they finally arrived at a small town on the border where the virus had not yet arrived.
A group of people found a hotel in the small town to stay. Because of the limited number of rooms, allocation became a big problem.
After the other people were arranged, there were only two rooms left. Xu Chen, the two brothers from the Qi family, Ye Yifan and Jiang Xinyu hadn't been assigned yet.
"Yifan, can we live in one room?" Xu Chen hurried to Ye Yifan's side and begged.
Now I can finally get rid of that pervert, lol~
Ye Yifan secretly glanced at Jiang Xinyu, and said hesitantly, "Uh..."
Jiang Xinyu looked at Qi Ji with a smile and said, "I'll sleep with brother Qi Ji."
Ye Yifan lowered his eyes in disappointment.
When Xu Chen heard this, he secretly screamed that it was not good, this guy wanted to take advantage of the situation!
"Wait, you can't sleep in the same room with Qi Ji!" Xu Chen left Ye Yifan and walked quickly to Qi Ji, standing between Jiang Xinyu and Qi Ji like an old hen guarding its chicks.
"Why?" Jiang Xinyu looked at him with innocent little eyes.
Depend on!Please take back your disgusting Bala eyes.
"Because he wants to sleep with us." After Xu Chen finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at Qi Ji with sharp eyes: "Right?"
Qi Ji was furious when he saw him: "This...well, brother, I'll sleep with you tonight..." Sleeping with his brother is safer than sleeping with those two, because they want to break up with each other. What about him...
Qi Jun hooked his lips and smiled: "Okay."
"Then Xiaoyu should stay with us." Ye Yifan walked to Jiang Xinyu's side.
"No!" Xu Chen and Jiang Xinyu said at the same time.
eh?
Xu Chen looked contemptuous: "Who wants to be with him?"
Jiang Xinyu ignored him: "I'm with Brother Qi Ji and the others."
"No!" Xu Chen frowned again.
"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what do you want?" Jiang Xinyu complained in a low voice.
"Anyway, you can't sleep in the same room with Qi Ji." Even if it's three people, he wants to put an end to all hidden dangers!
"It's better to ask the person concerned about this kind of thing," Jiang Xinyu said, looking at Qi Jun and Qi Ji.
"I agree." Qi Jun stretched out his right index finger to help his glasses: "But let me declare first, you are sleeping with my brother."
"no problem."
Qi Ji: "..." Pushing my younger brother into the fire pit, is this still my own brother? Absolutely not...
"I protest!" Xu Chen shouted dissatisfied.
"The protest is invalid." Qi Jun dismissed it expressionlessly.
"Then I want to sleep with you too!" No matter what he said, he couldn't let that guy climb onto Qi Ji's bed.
"Yes." Qi Jun nodded: "You can sleep on the floor."
ORZ...
Ye Yifan who was completely ignored on the side sneered: "You guys discuss it slowly, I'll go first."
Xu Chen looked at his leaving back with some guilt, but didn't follow him.
On the contrary, Jiang Xinyu gave them a pale look and followed them silently.
Jiang Xinyu followed Ye Yifan into the room.
"Aren't you going to be with them? What are you doing with me?" Ye Yifan put his backpack on the bed and tidied up his things expressionlessly.
Jiang Xinyu walked behind him silently, put his arms around his waist, and put his face on his back: "I'm sorry."
Ye Yifan was silent for a while, and then said: "Xiaoyu, if you really like Qi Ji that much, I will try to let go, but you don't
You can... don't bother me anymore..."
Jiang Xinyu's face was slightly distorted, and his voice became cold: "You think I'm bored?"
"I... just think it's meaningless." Ye Yifan gently opened his hand.
"Then what do you think is meaningful? Leave me to be with that bitch surnamed Han?" Jiang Xinyu's voice suddenly rose.
"What are you talking about!" Ye Yifan turned around and frowned at him: "Han Shu is my friend, how can you say that about him!"
"What? You don't want
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