So death came

6. Non-human bullying skills have reached a new level

"I was so busy there that you still bought computers and lived in a mortal's house. Duke Andrei, Duke Andrei, believe it or not, I impeached you and took your title away in the noble council ?!" The man gritted his teeth and walked to Andre, turning his body to face himself.

Andre sneered, leaned on the counter behind him, and lazily opened the hand that was about to touch: "Duke Jazz, I wish you had my duke title, I don't want to do it for a long time. You'd better Go back and impeach me, and I will use all my voting rights to help you."

"You!" Jez slapped the counter angrily, and couldn't help sneering, "After so many years, you still lack pumping." He took a step back suddenly, and took out two gray black iron hands from behind. *Gun, "It's really hard to understand the hatred in the Duke's heart without killing you."

With a "bang", two groups of flames that were burning to the point of being almost white shot out, and exploded suddenly when they approached Andre, surrounding Andre in it.

Andre stood there quietly, watching the flames gradually approaching.At the moment when he was about to be swallowed, he jumped away at an invisible speed, no more, no less, just avoiding the flames: "The new weapon is well designed."

"It's useless for you to flatter me!" Jazz rushed to Andre's side, "bang bang" two more shots, "Don't force me, I know you are still injured!"

Andre jumped back, his expression remained unchanged, and even his tone was as flat as ever: "Ah, I'm really flattering and farting."

"..."

"Have you played enough?" Andre suddenly disappeared, "I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Jazz was taken aback, but he didn't expect Andre to leave: "Hey! You are back! I have business to do!"

In the next second, Andre's figure gradually gathered from the blank space in front of him, with a look of disgust on his face: "How old are you, and you are still playing around, how decent it is."

"..." Jez was so angry that he almost shot him twice.Since the two of them took over as the commander of the death god and met the god of the dead, they have never liked each other.He has been busy with work for nearly thousands of years, and he has not seen Andre for a long time.I thought I could finish torturing Andre, but I didn't expect to be so angry by his increasingly sophisticated poisonous snake.

Andre's expression was serious, and he quickly switched back to work mode.He stood with his chest folded: "Say something quickly. Is something wrong with the undead world?"

"It's not a follow-up issue from the last undead riot!" Jazz put his hands on the counter, leaned back, and sat down on the glass cabinet with a light leap, saying angrily, "Some undead have escaped!"

"You are quite useless, undead god." Andre said leisurely with his right arm pressed against the counter.

"You!" Jez closed his eyes and forced himself to bear it, don't bother with this poisonous snake maniac, "They are mixed in different dimensions of the human world, some appear in the name of possession, and some are reborn. The key is , you know that in the world of the undead, there are countless undead with no characteristics, and I don't even know which ones have escaped, damn it!"

"You have been told to strengthen the management of the undead world, but you didn't listen." Although Andre complained like this, he also knew that Jazz was to blame.After the soul in the human world is separated from the body, it will be brought to the human world by the gods of death at all levels as quickly as possible, and the memory will be washed away.After millions of years, there are countless undead in the undead world, and most of them are floating around, like walking dead, how to count and manage them one by one?

Originally, according to the normal procedure, the undead would have the opportunity to return to the human world after varying years, and a new memory would be opened from then on.But the problem is that, although the undead riot was quickly suppressed last time, a few undead escaped by chance and entered the human world directly.Entering the human world through informal means, not only may the memory be restored, but also other changes may occur, disrupting the order of the human world.That's why Jazz was so eager to get them back.

After thinking about it, Andre tapped on the table, and continued, "I'll let the God of Death under my command take care of you."

"It's not too bad." Jazz snorted, but his face softened a lot.

"How did you find out the reason for the undead riot last time?"

As soon as this was mentioned, Jazz's face became ugly again: "Does this still need to be investigated? Ten to ten were done by the person from the Light Realm."

"I know," Andre held out a finger, "I mean, let you check that one."

"You mean..." Jez's eyes became condensed.

"I can't say it, I always feel something is wrong."

"Okay, I will, thanks for the reminder." Jez let out a breath, "By the way, you seem to be in a good mood."

Andre seemed to have thought of something, and his expression suddenly relaxed a lot: "It's okay."

Jez was a little surprised: "You really found it?"

Andre nodded: "Eight * nine is close to ten."

Jazz sighed with an expression of "as expected", and said, "Although I don't know what you are obsessed with, I am also very happy to be able to find it. After all, he... once saved the entire undead world. It's just," Jay said. Zizi looked at Andre with a bit of worry, "The him at this moment is not the same as before, is he? You...you have to distinguish." The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

Although I have always disliked Andre, in all fairness, Andre is indeed a very good person, at least he is very responsible for the undead world.For so many years, he has also seen his attachment to that person.Since that person disappeared, he has also become more and more silent. Sometimes he may not say a word outside of official business for decades, so how can he still have such a lively and vicious tongue now?It's just that he has paid so much to find that person, and this time he was even seriously injured. Even after more than 20 years of recuperation, it still has an impact.if……

Andre's eyes became softer.He nodded: "I know. But...it's okay." After a pause, "His body can't return to the undead world yet."

"I was just planning to ask you to bring him back, and we will have a celebration. But that's okay, I always suspect that there are spies in the undead world. It is indeed risky for you to take him back. But you should also pay attention here," Jie said. "I always feel like something is brewing over there," he stressed.

"understood."

"Oh." Jazz didn't know what to say, and the eyes he looked at Andre became more and more sympathetic.

Andre said dryly without appreciation: "If you look at me again, I won't fall in love with you. Give up."

"..." Jez took out his pistol unbearably, and shot Andre in the head again.

***

The day of joy, sky, joy, joy and loneliness finally passed.After finishing the last-second evening self-study, Li Yuan stuffed the books on the table into his schoolbag, turned around and left with the schoolbag on his shoulders, without staying for a second.The so-called senior year is really torture every second.

Not to mention that today is still a very satisfying test paper review plus reward and punishment day.The list was posted high on the wall, watched over and over again by the eyes of countless people, enjoyed a lot of surprised, happy or strange eyes, listened to one lecture after another, especially was taken to the office during the break Re-educated again and again, Li Yuan felt that it was not easy for him to persist until now before escaping.

I really don't want to go to high school again in my next life.

Walking out of the school gate, unexpectedly, he saw Andre's figure: "Are you waiting for me?"

Andre nodded, putting his hand on his shoulder.Just like in the morning, they returned home without being noticed.

Li Yuan felt that the emotion in his heart was very strange.A little touched, and a little...overwhelmed?

When he walked out of the school gate at noon, he never expected that he would really see Andre.He took himself to a nearby fast food restaurant for lunch, waited for himself to finish eating, and then sent himself back to school.At night, too...

This feeling of being accompanied by someone is really... the first time I experience it.

"Why are you in a daze?" Andre asked, looking at Li Yuan who was rarely stunned, frowning.

Li Yuan rubbed his nose: "No, I'm just thinking about the exam."

Andre looked at Li Xiaoyuan with drooping ears, and felt an urge to comfort him.But unfortunately, the words that come out of the mouth of the poisonous tongue will always change into a feeling: "What is there to think about? It has already become an established fact. Can you get more points if you think about it?"

"..." Li Yuan turned around and left without any emotion.

The weird and harmonious (fog) cohabitation life is, in all fairness, pretty good.Although the reason at the beginning was a bit strange, and although Andre's status as the god of death and his work status would always scare Li Yuan time and time again, to a certain extent, the two of them lived in peace and cooperated with each other tacitly.

During the day, Li Yuan brushed his classes, and Andre didn't know what to do, but he would show up at mealtimes.In the evening, Li Yuan would go to the bedroom to do his homework and endorse, while Andre would hold the newly bought computer and crackle in the living room, not knowing what he was doing.After that, everyone said good night, another day.

In fact, Li Yuan is quite satisfied with this kind of life.He himself is actually a bit isolated, and he doesn't like others to intervene in his life. It feels a little cool to not interfere with each other, but care about each other in life.

Another night of homework, as usual.The days of high school dogs are always like this, endless loop.Li Yuan hadn't solved a math problem for half an hour, and his irritability almost broke through the sky, and he almost tore up all the scratch paper and fed it to the dog.

While chatting nonsense on the paper, he heard the sound of the door being pushed open: "What's the matter?" Li Yuan said angrily.

"I heard that you humans have a kind of novel called time travel, and there is also a kind of rebirth novel?" Andre leaned against the door and said slowly.

"Yes yes, what's the matter?" Fuck, I still have no idea, it's really annoying!

"You find me some."

"Don't you know how to surf the Internet? Go on your own! I'm so annoyed!" Another algorithm was declared invalid, and with a "stab", Li Yuan couldn't bear it and cut the innocent draft paper.

"I'm lazy."

With two simple words, Li Yuan was so angry that he tore another piece of draft paper: "Can you leave me alone!!! I'm really going crazy!!"

Andre ignored Li Yuan, who was completely in a state of bombardment, and walked forward in a few steps.After glancing at the topic, he took out a pen from the pencil case, and wrote down the key points ignored by Li Yuan on the paper twice: "Got it?"

"...I'll get you the package." Li Yuan escaped from the dormitory silently.

Non-humans don't have such a bullying IQ t^t