So death came
Chapter 77 The So-Called Law
75. The Situation Changes Again
Because the level of obscenity of the Great Demon King really broke through the sky, in order to avoid embarrassment in the capitalist society and perform strange things like seaside idiot.av*i, Li Yuan decisively left Andre behind and went to Caesar They swim.
"Swimming?" Caesar pulled down his sunglasses a little, kicked Casio down and said, "But the water in the Undead Realm is different from the water here, and the buoyancy is also very different. It's too troublesome to practice now, I'd better bask in the sun." Bar."
"I can swim... Forget it, I can't." Casio just wanted to say that he learned to swim because he wanted to pick up girls, but he shrank back obediently after seeing Caesar's smirk, and his cowardice was completely different from that day Good morning.
What a coward!Li Yuan spurned, and went to look for Jez again.
"Swimming? I want to swim, but this book won't let me go." Jez raised his hand helplessly. The travel guide on it was tightly wrapped around his arm, rolled like a spring roll, and his temples were veined. It all burst out, "Although I want to kill him, but in that case, Andre will probably let the noble council sentence me to death."
"..."
"By the way," Jez remembered something, and suddenly motioned Li Yuan to come closer, pointing maliciously at Andre, who was lying on the beach chair in the dark, "I tell you, he lives in the castle all year round. You can’t swim. Hurry up and drag him into the sea, I’ve long wanted to see him drown like a stupid dog.”
"That, Jazz..." Li Yuan hesitated to speak.
"What's wrong?" Jez waited for the compliment with a smile on his face.
"Why do you think... that I would play tricks on my lover for the sake of outsiders?"
"..." Jazz wiped his face in grief and indignation, "getoutmyway!"
This is really enough for the dog and man who show affection all the time!enough!God, come and burn this pair of dogs to death!
Jazz lowered his head, Shu was looking at him, and the depression in his heart increased by more than 100 layers.
Li Yuan went back in despair.Although he replied to Jez like that just now, it has to be said that the little flame in his heart was really ignited by Jez.After hesitating for a while, he happily jumped to Andre's side and patted him hard: "Andre, let's go swimming together!"
Andre lazily opened his eyes: "No."
"Go... Or," Li Yuan deliberately used aggressive methods, "You don't know how?"
Generally speaking, successful people are unwilling to admit their failures!Especially the aristocrats, since ancient times, have been the biggest criminals who want to save face and suffer!As for Andre, the nobleman among the nobles, the devil king among the devil kings, that is naturally...
"No." Andre said naturally.
"..." He forgot that Andre's face was also different from ordinary people.
"But you can teach me." Andre suddenly left the beach chair, motioning Li Yuan to follow, "Come on, tell me how to swim."
Li Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then geared up: "Okay!"
Hahaha, he will definitely teach him "well"! !Just tell the technical essentials, and then demonstrate the wrong posture, and see how Andre flops in the water! !
Li Yuan secretly made up his mind, cleared his throat, walked into the water with Andre, and then slowly said: "Let's teach you breaststroke first. First, exhale... Then the legs are retracted and kicked, Finally, there are three movements of raising, stroking and swiping hands. You need to cooperate with your hands and feet, do you understand?" Li Yuan roughly demonstrated it, then raised his head triumphantly, waiting for Andre to continue to ask.
"Is that right?"
Li Yuan's jaw dropped.
Andre has already swam well in the water, his posture is so much more standard than Li Yuan's two swords, and he is gradually exploring the deformation of his posture, and finally turned into the prototype of butterfly stroke and freestyle swimming , even figured out the backstroke...
This, this... this non-human learning ability!
It's maddening to compare people to people!He still doesn't know how to swim butterfly and freestyle!
Li Yuan felt that his self-esteem as a human being had been hit by [-] points, and asked unwillingly: "Is this really the first time you learn to swim? Didn't you know it before?"
Andre stopped and swam to Li Yuan's side: "Of course not. I'm very busy."
"..." I would rather you say that you have practiced secretly before.
"Woo!! beautiful boy!!!"
It might be that the noise from Li Yuan's side was too loud, which disturbed other people in the beach.Several foreigners looked this way frequently.Foreigners are always open, and an uncle even swam over directly, patted Li Yuan's shoulder vigorously, and said loudly in English: "You are so beautiful! Boy!"
"Ah... really?" Li Yuan smiled awkwardly, not quite used to this kind of enthusiastic way of getting along.Really look better?No way?
Li Yuan decided to go back and take a good look in the mirror.
"#¥#%#¥%#...!"
???
The uncle didn't speak English anymore, but switched back to the language of his own country, said a lot, and looked Li Yuan up and down, which made Li Yuan's hair stand on end.
Andre seemed very angry, and he also said a series of words very severely.Although the expression was still the same as usual, Li Yuan, who was familiar with all of Andre's character, knew that this guy was definitely angry.
Li Yuan suddenly felt a strong force, and he was brought into an embrace: "Eh?!"
Andre held Li Yuan in his arms and looked at the other party demonstratively. After saying another word, he dragged Li Yuan and turned around and left without hesitation.As a result, when leaving, Li Yuan's feet got stuck in the sand by the sea, but Andre was still dragging Li Yuan away, so...
"Hmm!" - This is the muffled groan from the boy who really eats dirt
Andre quickly picked up Li Yuan who had fallen into the mud and said, "It's all right."
Li Yuan looked at Andre angrily, expressing his feelings with his eyes! "What did you just say to him!"
"He said in Italian that you are beautiful and wanted to pick you up, so I said go away, he is mine."
"..."
The uncle over there watched all this happening, suddenly shrugged his shoulders and smiled happily.He swam over slightly, and said to the two live treasures: "Ah, this is the one who wants to kill the gods, no, is he the one who kills the law? Hmm... quite interesting."
Something seemed to stagnate in the air.
The pupils of Li Yuan and Andre dilated.
This person speaks pure undead language!
Only then did Li Yuan seriously look at this strange uncle.He has an unshaven beard, an ordinary appearance, a big beer belly, and a smile that blinds his eyes. He is completely a cheerful and ordinary Western uncle, without any unique features.If there is a slight difference, it is that there is always a feeling that is too ordinary, so ordinary that it seems to be done deliberately...
But why would he know everything they said before? !Why does he speak undead language!
Andre suddenly pulled Li Yuan back, confronted this uncle, and said solemnly: "I am Duke Andrei Koslowski, the second generation Death God in the undead world, may I ask who you are?"
The uncle still kept a hearty smile on his face: "Well, it doesn't matter who I am."
Andre protected Li Yuan more tightly, with a serious expression on his face.Feel a surge of power from the skin in contact.Li Yuan was startled, Andre is...
Ready to fight?
"Don't be so nervous," the uncle shrugged, speaking in undead language very slickly, "I'm not interested in your little lover."
"But you were obviously looking at him before." Andre said indifferently, but his eyes became more and more fierce, not letting go of any subtle move of the person opposite.
"I look at him because ... I think he's a key variable."
"variable."
"Yeah!" The uncle laughed, but he didn't continue the topic, but instead said, "Have you ever thought about the situation where you will live forever and your lover will gradually grow old? He is human after all. "
Li Yuan was taken aback.He really never thought about it.In other words, no matter how imminent the death warning is in the minds of young people, they still feel that death is too far away, so far away that it is not a problem that should be considered now.
Will you be separated from Andre...?He will grow old, and Andre will always be so handsome...?
After thinking about it, Li Yuan felt extremely irritable, and immediately decided to put this issue behind him.There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and at worst, just getting along for the rest of my life is enough.Andre is so good, even if he dies, there will be more good people to take care of him, so that he will not be sad.
Andre is not as open-minded as Li Yuan.He frowned, and loosened his brow after a while: "There will be no such situation.
Either grow old together or live together. "He said very firmly without hesitation, as if this answer had been brewing in his mind for a long time before.
"Really?" The uncle seemed not surprised by the answer, "So, do you want to make a bet?"
Andre looked at the blond uncle coldly and didn't speak.
The uncle didn't expect his reply, so he continued cheerfully: "I know you have formed an alliance with Krikov. It doesn't matter, I don't care about these things. However, although the God of Light hates it, it is good or bad. It's also a god, and the touching emotion is really... well, it's a sad and perfect tragedy." The uncle shook his head and said, "You know our life is also very boring, who are you helping?" ’ is also a headache. So… let’s make a bet.”
The expressions of the three people are very calm, and the tone of speech is like reminiscing with friends. Therefore, although they are among the crowds at the beach, they do not attract everyone's attention at all. The three interlocutors glanced at each other, then hurried away bored.
Everyone thought it was just a few foreigners talking with friends in a language they didn't understand, but they didn't know that there was already an undercurrent in it.
"With a limit of three years, how about seeing who can climb to the top of the entertainment industry?" The uncle smiled narrowly, "Let's see whether it is better in this life or in the previous life?"
Because the level of obscenity of the Great Demon King really broke through the sky, in order to avoid embarrassment in the capitalist society and perform strange things like seaside idiot.av*i, Li Yuan decisively left Andre behind and went to Caesar They swim.
"Swimming?" Caesar pulled down his sunglasses a little, kicked Casio down and said, "But the water in the Undead Realm is different from the water here, and the buoyancy is also very different. It's too troublesome to practice now, I'd better bask in the sun." Bar."
"I can swim... Forget it, I can't." Casio just wanted to say that he learned to swim because he wanted to pick up girls, but he shrank back obediently after seeing Caesar's smirk, and his cowardice was completely different from that day Good morning.
What a coward!Li Yuan spurned, and went to look for Jez again.
"Swimming? I want to swim, but this book won't let me go." Jez raised his hand helplessly. The travel guide on it was tightly wrapped around his arm, rolled like a spring roll, and his temples were veined. It all burst out, "Although I want to kill him, but in that case, Andre will probably let the noble council sentence me to death."
"..."
"By the way," Jez remembered something, and suddenly motioned Li Yuan to come closer, pointing maliciously at Andre, who was lying on the beach chair in the dark, "I tell you, he lives in the castle all year round. You can’t swim. Hurry up and drag him into the sea, I’ve long wanted to see him drown like a stupid dog.”
"That, Jazz..." Li Yuan hesitated to speak.
"What's wrong?" Jez waited for the compliment with a smile on his face.
"Why do you think... that I would play tricks on my lover for the sake of outsiders?"
"..." Jazz wiped his face in grief and indignation, "getoutmyway!"
This is really enough for the dog and man who show affection all the time!enough!God, come and burn this pair of dogs to death!
Jazz lowered his head, Shu was looking at him, and the depression in his heart increased by more than 100 layers.
Li Yuan went back in despair.Although he replied to Jez like that just now, it has to be said that the little flame in his heart was really ignited by Jez.After hesitating for a while, he happily jumped to Andre's side and patted him hard: "Andre, let's go swimming together!"
Andre lazily opened his eyes: "No."
"Go... Or," Li Yuan deliberately used aggressive methods, "You don't know how?"
Generally speaking, successful people are unwilling to admit their failures!Especially the aristocrats, since ancient times, have been the biggest criminals who want to save face and suffer!As for Andre, the nobleman among the nobles, the devil king among the devil kings, that is naturally...
"No." Andre said naturally.
"..." He forgot that Andre's face was also different from ordinary people.
"But you can teach me." Andre suddenly left the beach chair, motioning Li Yuan to follow, "Come on, tell me how to swim."
Li Yuan was taken aback for a moment, then geared up: "Okay!"
Hahaha, he will definitely teach him "well"! !Just tell the technical essentials, and then demonstrate the wrong posture, and see how Andre flops in the water! !
Li Yuan secretly made up his mind, cleared his throat, walked into the water with Andre, and then slowly said: "Let's teach you breaststroke first. First, exhale... Then the legs are retracted and kicked, Finally, there are three movements of raising, stroking and swiping hands. You need to cooperate with your hands and feet, do you understand?" Li Yuan roughly demonstrated it, then raised his head triumphantly, waiting for Andre to continue to ask.
"Is that right?"
Li Yuan's jaw dropped.
Andre has already swam well in the water, his posture is so much more standard than Li Yuan's two swords, and he is gradually exploring the deformation of his posture, and finally turned into the prototype of butterfly stroke and freestyle swimming , even figured out the backstroke...
This, this... this non-human learning ability!
It's maddening to compare people to people!He still doesn't know how to swim butterfly and freestyle!
Li Yuan felt that his self-esteem as a human being had been hit by [-] points, and asked unwillingly: "Is this really the first time you learn to swim? Didn't you know it before?"
Andre stopped and swam to Li Yuan's side: "Of course not. I'm very busy."
"..." I would rather you say that you have practiced secretly before.
"Woo!! beautiful boy!!!"
It might be that the noise from Li Yuan's side was too loud, which disturbed other people in the beach.Several foreigners looked this way frequently.Foreigners are always open, and an uncle even swam over directly, patted Li Yuan's shoulder vigorously, and said loudly in English: "You are so beautiful! Boy!"
"Ah... really?" Li Yuan smiled awkwardly, not quite used to this kind of enthusiastic way of getting along.Really look better?No way?
Li Yuan decided to go back and take a good look in the mirror.
"#¥#%#¥%#...!"
???
The uncle didn't speak English anymore, but switched back to the language of his own country, said a lot, and looked Li Yuan up and down, which made Li Yuan's hair stand on end.
Andre seemed very angry, and he also said a series of words very severely.Although the expression was still the same as usual, Li Yuan, who was familiar with all of Andre's character, knew that this guy was definitely angry.
Li Yuan suddenly felt a strong force, and he was brought into an embrace: "Eh?!"
Andre held Li Yuan in his arms and looked at the other party demonstratively. After saying another word, he dragged Li Yuan and turned around and left without hesitation.As a result, when leaving, Li Yuan's feet got stuck in the sand by the sea, but Andre was still dragging Li Yuan away, so...
"Hmm!" - This is the muffled groan from the boy who really eats dirt
Andre quickly picked up Li Yuan who had fallen into the mud and said, "It's all right."
Li Yuan looked at Andre angrily, expressing his feelings with his eyes! "What did you just say to him!"
"He said in Italian that you are beautiful and wanted to pick you up, so I said go away, he is mine."
"..."
The uncle over there watched all this happening, suddenly shrugged his shoulders and smiled happily.He swam over slightly, and said to the two live treasures: "Ah, this is the one who wants to kill the gods, no, is he the one who kills the law? Hmm... quite interesting."
Something seemed to stagnate in the air.
The pupils of Li Yuan and Andre dilated.
This person speaks pure undead language!
Only then did Li Yuan seriously look at this strange uncle.He has an unshaven beard, an ordinary appearance, a big beer belly, and a smile that blinds his eyes. He is completely a cheerful and ordinary Western uncle, without any unique features.If there is a slight difference, it is that there is always a feeling that is too ordinary, so ordinary that it seems to be done deliberately...
But why would he know everything they said before? !Why does he speak undead language!
Andre suddenly pulled Li Yuan back, confronted this uncle, and said solemnly: "I am Duke Andrei Koslowski, the second generation Death God in the undead world, may I ask who you are?"
The uncle still kept a hearty smile on his face: "Well, it doesn't matter who I am."
Andre protected Li Yuan more tightly, with a serious expression on his face.Feel a surge of power from the skin in contact.Li Yuan was startled, Andre is...
Ready to fight?
"Don't be so nervous," the uncle shrugged, speaking in undead language very slickly, "I'm not interested in your little lover."
"But you were obviously looking at him before." Andre said indifferently, but his eyes became more and more fierce, not letting go of any subtle move of the person opposite.
"I look at him because ... I think he's a key variable."
"variable."
"Yeah!" The uncle laughed, but he didn't continue the topic, but instead said, "Have you ever thought about the situation where you will live forever and your lover will gradually grow old? He is human after all. "
Li Yuan was taken aback.He really never thought about it.In other words, no matter how imminent the death warning is in the minds of young people, they still feel that death is too far away, so far away that it is not a problem that should be considered now.
Will you be separated from Andre...?He will grow old, and Andre will always be so handsome...?
After thinking about it, Li Yuan felt extremely irritable, and immediately decided to put this issue behind him.There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, and at worst, just getting along for the rest of my life is enough.Andre is so good, even if he dies, there will be more good people to take care of him, so that he will not be sad.
Andre is not as open-minded as Li Yuan.He frowned, and loosened his brow after a while: "There will be no such situation.
Either grow old together or live together. "He said very firmly without hesitation, as if this answer had been brewing in his mind for a long time before.
"Really?" The uncle seemed not surprised by the answer, "So, do you want to make a bet?"
Andre looked at the blond uncle coldly and didn't speak.
The uncle didn't expect his reply, so he continued cheerfully: "I know you have formed an alliance with Krikov. It doesn't matter, I don't care about these things. However, although the God of Light hates it, it is good or bad. It's also a god, and the touching emotion is really... well, it's a sad and perfect tragedy." The uncle shook his head and said, "You know our life is also very boring, who are you helping?" ’ is also a headache. So… let’s make a bet.”
The expressions of the three people are very calm, and the tone of speech is like reminiscing with friends. Therefore, although they are among the crowds at the beach, they do not attract everyone's attention at all. The three interlocutors glanced at each other, then hurried away bored.
Everyone thought it was just a few foreigners talking with friends in a language they didn't understand, but they didn't know that there was already an undercurrent in it.
"With a limit of three years, how about seeing who can climb to the top of the entertainment industry?" The uncle smiled narrowly, "Let's see whether it is better in this life or in the previous life?"
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