Dress up as a high-risk occupation

Hua Qingyan washed all the ingredients needed and put them in the vegetable basket.Then he looked left and right, and finally found the kitchen knife on the side of the wall.He picked up the kitchen knife, picked up another fish from the bucket and pressed it on the cutting board, muttering in his mouth: "Fish, today I'm going to kill. You can do it? Cherish it. In the next life? Good luck, don't let anyone catch you again."

Mu Junnian, who has extremely sensitive ears, heard these whispers, he: "..."

After Qingfeng Xianzun finished reciting the mantra of rebirth, he raised his knife and dropped it! With a "snap", he closed his eyes and chopped it down fiercely!

Hua Qingyan: "Yeah——"

The master suddenly let out a low cry, and Mu Junnian's heart trembled in shock. He hurriedly stepped forward and asked anxiously, "Master, what's wrong with you?"

Mu Junnian was startled in his heart, thinking that his hand was injured when the master cut it.As a result, Master turned around with an innocent face, glanced at the carp that had rolled to the ground and was bouncing wildly, slapped the carp on the ground with its tail, and whispered: "I didn't hold it down, the cutting board was chopped by a kitchen knife In two halves..."

For a moment, Mu Junnian didn't know what expression to make, but at least the master didn't hurt his hand, so he quietly breathed a sigh of relief.He wanted to hold his forehead with a smile, should he say that the master used too much strength, so that the cutting board was chopped in half by him with a kitchen knife?Or should it be said that the strength he used was too small, so that he couldn't hold the carp so that it "escaped"?

"It's okay..." Mu Junnian said with relief, "It's good that Master is not injured."

As for killing fish or something, let him do it.

Hua Qingyan gave way resentfully, not forgetting to save some face for herself, "Me? This is also the first time to kill with a kitchen knife."

He is a cultivator of immortals, holding a high-quality fairy sword in his hand, who slays demons and saves the common people. It is really embarrassing to ask him to attack a weak life.

[Yu'er, Yu'er, it's not that the Immortal Venerable refuses to let you go, it's because my apprentice insists on taking over, you will definitely not escape this disaster today. ]

Hua Qingyan babbled in her heart for a long time, and her inner drama was extremely rich.

After Mu Junnian killed the fish cleanly and scraped off the scales, Hua Qingyan just came back to her senses, and hurriedly stopped her: "Okay, okay, what about the cooking next? You agreed to let me do it. You put that spatula down and let me-"

[Why is this sentence familiar? ] Hua Qingyan shook her head without thinking too much, took the spoon from her apprentice, and prepared to show off her skills.

After pouring water into the pot, the fire almost burned the roof.In a hurry, Hua Qingyan put the lid on the pot to put out the fire, and then forgot to put salt and vinegar in the dishes...

He still didn't ask Mu Junnian to help, in short, he was quite flustered and "turned his back on his back".

When Hua Qingyan finally finished her busy work, she brought out all the prepared dishes and put them on the table.

The master looked at the dishes on the table that looked really bad, and he was a little ashamed, "That...how about me? Do it again?"

"No need." Mu Junnian didn't dare to let Master cook anymore, the risk level was too high.He smiled and said, "Master has done a good job, at least he didn't burn the kitchen down."

Hua Qingyan said leisurely: "Are you kidding me?"

Mu Junnian said seriously, "I don't dare."

After he said that, he pulled out the chair and let the master sit on the seat.Afterwards, bowls and chopsticks were brought out, and the rice was placed in front of Master.

The two of them were about to start dinner, and Hua Qingyan stared nervously and expectantly at his apprentice, who put a chopstick of food into his mouth.

Mu Junnian's eating posture is always very pleasing to the eye, he will finish a meal slowly and well.Therefore, when Hua Qingyan caught Mu Junnian chewing the food he made, the expression on his face flashed across.Hua Qingyan's confidence was greatly reduced in an instant, and she tentatively said: "If it's really unpalatable, don't force yourself..."

"No, it's delicious." Mu Junnian whispered, holding a chopstick for Master, "Really, if you don't believe Master, try it."

Hua Qingyan squinted her eyes slightly to look at him for a while, then picked up the vegetables in her bowl suspiciously and tasted it, and instantly wanted to cry.

[Hmm...it's really not as bad as imagined.But still - hard to swallow wow wow wow! ]

"Don't eat." Hua Qingyan swallowed the food in her mouth with difficulty, and she wanted to throw all the chaff on the table.He was afraid of eating such a hard-to-swallow food, so why did he have the nerve to let the apprentice continue to eat it?

But Mu Junnian stopped him, "Master has a bad appetite, so he thinks it tastes bad, but I think it tastes good. I'm not saying this to coax Master. "

This is the first time Master made food other than coke, which is worth commemorating.He had to remember this taste well.

"Really?" Seeing his sincere eyes and earnest expression, Hua Qingyan couldn't help believing in her heart: [Could it be because I have too much appetite? ]

"Of course it's true." Mu Junnian said with a smile, "Could it be that I can still lie to Master."

Just as he was talking, Mu Junnian's two spirit beasts who ran outside to play came back.Two spiritual pets, one gray and one white, circled around Qingfeng Xianzun's legs, trying to jump onto Xianzun's body.

Hua Qingyan bent down to pick them up, and the two spirit beasts poked their heads and pulled the edge of the table, staring at the jade porcelain bowl in front of them and smelling the smell of food, which was different from the usual smell.They moved their nostrils, seeming a little curious.

Hua Qingyan saw that the two of them seemed to want to taste it, so she put a piece of fish in front of them, "Want to eat? Here, open your mouth."

The spirit pet with gray and white fur was the first to fight for the sovereignty, and took a mouthful of the half-scorched and half-tender fish meat, so angry that the spirit beast named "Xiaobai" could only stare blankly.

Hua Qingyan was a little nervous, and asked expectantly: "How about Xiao Hui, is it delicious?"

Xiao Hui was silent for a moment, as if petrified for a moment.It swallowed the really delicious fish in its mouth with difficulty, and then fell down with a plop.

Hua Qingyan didn't notice it for a while and didn't stop it, and let the little thing roll off the table with a snort.

He was stunned for a moment, and Xiaobai, the other pet in his arms, also dropped his jaw in shock.

what happened??What kind of doom did it just... escape? !Small gray! ! !

Mu Junnian: "..."

Anyway, since then, Hua Qingyan has been stimulated for several days.He plunged his head into the kitchen, and he must learn how to make an edible meal.

Mu Junnian was helpless, Master got angry and he could only do all kinds of coaxing, what? As long as he knows how to cook, why bother Master to do it himself?

"The master should stay away from the cook, and the apprentice washes his hands to make soup."

There are too many persuasions like this to deceive people, but Master is stubborn.As an all-round master who is good at making talismans, designing mechas, making seals, and creating magic circles, how could it be possible that he can't even cook? !

Are you determined to paint Qingyan? The idea is to light up this skill.Mu Junnian had no choice but to be his master.Accompany him to soak in the kitchen, and from time to time give the master some advice, what ingredients should be put in what dishes, and when should the dishes be cooked?

Hua Qingyan also studied hard, giving full play to her excellent comprehension ability and memory, so that she can make food with exactly the same taste after doing it again.

There will be no more oil if there is one more gram of salt and less oil, and the portion control is extremely strict.

Isn't it just cooking?It's almost like doing an experiment!

After "retreating and practicing" the skill of cooking and cooking, Qingfeng Xianzun Hua Qingyan proudly announced: He has graduated from the teacher!

apprentice!I will cook for you as a teacher in the future!

Unfortunately, during the few days when he was teaching Master how to cook, Mu Junnian basically didn't touch the food much.

Then, he successfully fasted.

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"Help!Too much cuteness [Quick travel]》

world one:

Shou: "As a nine-tailed fox fairy with thousands of faces, there is nothing in this world that I cannot change."

Gong: "I have a mirror of reincarnation, which can pass through three thousand worlds, and there are many strange and cute pets in it. Wait, it's not for you to look in the mirror! It can wear..."

world two:

Shou: "What should I do once I become a little Suzaku raised by a big fierce beast? Help! How do I feel that he is going to eat me?"

Gong: "Little Suzaku is so soft and cute, he wants to be rua... But he seems to be afraid of me, what should I do?"

World Three:

Shou: "The master is so kind. He feeds me fish food, lives in a big pond, and changes the water for me every day. But that's...what if he keeps asking me to lay eggs?"

Gong: "Hey, let me touch your tail again, okay? I promise, I will never let you give birth again next time."

World Four:

Shou: "I can't survive without money, I can only change back to my original form, and broadcast live online that panda cubs are eating bamboo..."

Gong: "Good, so cute. You stay by my side, and I will take care of you."

World Five:

Shou: "I picked up a wounded little beast, and it turned out to be the lost Lord of the Demon League! Thinking of what I did to the Lord of the Demon League in the past, is there still time for me to escape?"

Gong: "He's so nice, he hugs me to sleep every day and even combs and bathes me. But why did he run away when I regained my real body? Does he only like my prototype?"

World Six:

Shou: "The little domestic hamster runs on the wheel every day. Oh, I'm so tired from running."

Gong: "Hey baby, don't stuff your cheek pouches with food anymore, come here and let me clean it up for you."

World Seven:

Shou: "I'm dressed as a kitten raised by the eldest prince, but I commit stupid troubles every day. What if the master doesn't want me anymore?"

Gong: "Ask the owner of the cat nestled in his arms, once he becomes a soft and cute little boy, how should he react?"

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Other worlds to be determined.

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