The NPC Was Once Again Frightened By Me

It took Chu Tianshu a little effort to move Lin Huai to the car.

This is not because the other party is too uncooperative after being drunk and dances with hands and feet. On the contrary, all his obstacles come from——

Lin Huai is really too cooperative.

He is like an octopus, no matter where Chu Tianshu goes, he will crawl and hang on him with both hands and feet.In order to avoid traffic accidents, Chu Tianshu tried his best to imagine himself as a tool man without emotion or desire, with a smooth surface and no friction.He was so talkative that he stuffed Lin Huai into the back seat of the car.

When he closed the car door, Lin Huai seemed to be tired too.He was lying on his side on the seat, covered with a quilt, his cheeks were flushed, and he seemed to be sleeping obediently.

Looking at his sleeping face, Chu Tianshu wiped off his sweat: "Fuck, you are so troublesome..."

He complained like this, but his eyes were full of smiles.

He opened the car door and sat in the driver's seat. Before he could start the car, someone wrapped his arms around his neck from behind.

Chu Tianshu screamed "goose goose goose" because of suffocation, Lin Huai held him in his arms very contentedly: "Hee hee, I caught you."

"Knock knock."

There was the clack of knuckles on the window.

"Goose goose, Xiao Linzi, you, let go first." Chu Tianshu struggled with his hands and feet, "Can you keep pretending to be aggressive?"

Lin Huai: "Hmph."

He refused to let go, so Chu Tianshu had no choice but to use his trump card.

He struggled to grab a can of cherry-flavored Coke that he had been given as a gift from the basket on the side of the seat, and tried to hold back his nausea before Lin Huai strangled him to death, and took a big gulp for himself.Then, he opened his mouth, turned his head sideways, and gave Lin Huai a steamy "ha".

Lin Huai: ...

Lin Huai showed an expression of "being insulted". He held his nose and lay down straight back in the back seat of the car as if dissatisfied.

...and turned his back to Chu Tianshu.

Chu Tianshu: "I'm really a genius."

The genius Chu Tianshu put the cherry flavored cola on the shelf.He straightened his appearance and raised his hand to close the window.

Before pressing the button, Chu Tianshu paused, and found another pair of sunglasses from the car basket of the passenger seat.

Cheng Yubao knocked on Chu Tianshu's car window, but he never got a response.The car seemed to be very lively, and there were constant sounds of collisions and fights.

When he finally thought of something that was not harmonious, the dark car windows were pulled down in front of his eyes.

What appeared in front of his eyes was a very handsome face, with a high nose and deep eyes, with a somewhat unapproachable air in the frivolous and coquettish air.He looked at Cheng Yubao in front of him, and pulled down his sunglasses with one hand: "What's the matter?"

Cheng Yubao: ... Tsk.

Obviously, Cheng Yubao was briefly intimidated by his pretentious gesture.Through Chu Tianshu, he saw the figure in the back seat: "He..."

"sleeping."

Cheng Yubao: ...

For some reason, he always felt that this conversation was weird... Cheng Yubao tried his best to get rid of the strange feeling in his mind.He looked at Chu Tianshu and said coldly, "You and him..."

Chu Tianshu: "You guess?"

Cheng Yubao: ...

"There's something wrong with this person." After much deliberation, he said firmly, "That kid Cheng Yu'an has been out of shape all day long, and he always runs here without saying why. I have long felt that, There is something wrong here. Although I don't know who he is, his identity is definitely not simple... What is your relationship with him? How did you know each other? He must have a ghost..."

"Hey, I'm a materialist," Chu Tianshu sneered, "Show your little girl palm reading, and stop playing feudal superstition in front of me. 9102 year old bro. "

"you……"

Chu Tianshu refused to enter, Cheng Yubao was so angry that he fell down.He was silent for a while, and said, "Are you investigating him? Or are you protecting him? You..."

"Little brother, let me teach you a lesson in life." Chu Tianshu said, "Keep your head down."

Cheng Yubao lowered his head in confusion, and Chu Tianshu hung his sunglasses on the opponent's nose.He raised his eyes to look at him from below, with a full smile, but his eyes were cold: "When you are away from home, don't worry about other people's family affairs. Compared with my family, you should care more about your two little brothers."

"Brother?" Cheng Yubao was taken aback, "I only have one brother and one sister..."

Chu Tianshu smiled: "In short, this person in the back is under my cover. I will be responsible for what he wants to do and what troubles he provokes. How about you, hold your hand a little shorter, if you let me Saw you touch him..."

"What do you want?" Chu Tianshu's tone made Cheng Yubao very uncomfortable. He immediately remembered that more than ten years ago, because he laughed at Chu Tianshu as a coward for not practicing magic, he was pushed to the ground by his opponent who was one year younger than him. The experience of beating.Cheng Yubao, who is now in his 20s, said coldly: "Otherwise, what are you going to do? Are you going to fight against the entire Cheng family and fight one by one?"

The young man glanced at him with a meaningful smile.

"It's the 21st century, brother, and now it's the age of information warfare," he said.

"so?"

"Next time when your Cheng family stores the ledger for tax evasion, change to a better encryption method." Chu Tianshu patted him on the shoulder, "Ps I copied a copy of the ledger and kept it in my sister's hands. She will come to you next month." When talking about things here, be polite to her, understand?"

Cheng Yubao: "...Damn it! You're playing tricks!"

"This is called an information-based materialist war. It's fair and aboveboard." Chu Tianshu whistled and closed the window. "It's been a long night, let's go home."

"What the hell are you trying to do!"

Cheng Yubao didn't expect Chu Tianshu to reply, but unexpectedly, he heard the other party's voice amidst the sound of the engine.

"I just want to have a relationship, hand out leaflets, and live a peaceful, beautiful, and everyday life." The person in the car said, "Get up at nine in the morning, eat at noon, work in the afternoon, and live a bit of adult nightlife in the evening. That's all."

Cheng Yubao: "Then why did you steal my account book?!"

"Hey, who makes life so involuntary?" Chu Tianshu's voice came from the car, "In order to maintain my peaceful life, I always have to do some unconscionable, prepared actions. The thing about the attack. It hurts me too, but there’s nothing I can do about it.”

"Goodbye, please take care of your family more often." Chu Tianshu whistled, "Bon voyage."

He carried Lin Huai who was lying on the back seat, and went back to the downstairs of the rental house very smoothly.Parked the car in the parking space, Chu Tianshu opened the door of the back seat, Lin Huai was still curled up in the seat, refusing to get up.

"Let's go?" Chu Tianshu stretched out a hand, "Go upstairs?"

Lin Huai turned her head slowly, looked him up and down, and gave him a contemptuous look.

"No," he refused vaguely, "your mouth stinks."

Chu Tianshu: ...

Lin Huai was obviously still drunk, and his attitude of expressing likes and dislikes was so naive and clear.Chu Tianshu looked around for no one, touched his nose, and climbed into the back seat by himself.

"Ok!"

Lin Huai obviously resisted his approach and shrank into the corner.Chu Tianshu lifted his chin and reached into him for a kiss.

Lin Huai grabbed his arm and pulled out the folds of the fine windbreaker.Chu Tianshu ended the kiss and asked him, "Does it still stink?"

The young man blushed, with water in his eyes.He frowned, as if thinking.

After being drunk, Lin Huai behaved so well that people doubted that he could do whatever he wanted with him.Chu Tianshu's breathing became slightly rapid.He scratched the opponent's chin with his thumb, and said in a low voice, "Go back and let you smell it slowly."

Unexpectedly, it was Lin Huai who grabbed his shoulder and pulled him off.He half-closed his drunken eyes, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Well... let me smell it again."

He rubbed the corner of the other's mouth with the tip of his nose, frowned, and said with satisfaction: "It smells good now."

Chu Tianshu: ...

He listened to the other party's ending sound that was particularly sticky due to drunkenness, and his forehead felt a little hot.

Unexpectedly, the other party added the last sentence: "Well...it's my taste."

Chu Tianshu: %￥…………#! $! !

"I'm sorry." He remarked bitterly, and pulled the drunken young man out of the car.The young man didn't cooperate even after being dragged out, he leaned against the pillar and refused to leave, smiling at him.

"Hahaha, hahaha." The young man laughed loudly, "Your nose bleeds."

Chu Tianshu: ...

Young man: "Hahahahaha."

Chu Tianshu: ...

Several passing girls looked at the pair with strange eyes.

"The two of them..."

"Is it my illusion, I feel that the atmosphere here is so deep♂dark♂fantasy..."

"You've read too many novels recently."

"Hey, hey, look at this gossip, I just checked Moments, and I saw Xiao Deng saying that she saw five homosexuals arguing on the xx road tonight, and it was a mistress who was catching rape, and the relationship was so chaotic. .”

"Tsk, the calcium circle is really messed up."

Chu Tianshu: ...

Lin Huai: "Hee hee."

He leaned close to Chu Tianshu's ear: "They are saying...we are in a mess."

Chu Tianshu tried hard to carry him on his back, sweating profusely: "We are a two-person Arctic Circle."

Lin Huai: "Oh, good polar bear, I'm a penguin."

It took a long time for the polar bears to catch the penguins.

"Cooperate, little friend." Chu Tianshu grabbed his hand, pushed him against the car roof, and decided, "If you don't cooperate, I will..."

"...I've done you here." He warned, "Understood?"

Lin Huai was dumbfounded.Seeing his cute appearance, Chu Tianshu's heart felt hot, and his body changed with a stone.He resisted the urge to kiss him now, and dragged him up: "Let's go back—"

"Just try it in the car." Lin Huai suddenly leaned into his ear and said, "I haven't tried it yet."

Chu Tianshu: ...

"There are no curtains on the car." He said sternly, "We'll talk about it when we go back."

He was so upright in his mouth, and half pushed and half hugged the other person out of the car, but his head was already thinking about buying a big villa with its own garage in the future.

When he finally got Lin Huai home, he was already sweating profusely.

During the whole process, Chu Tianshu was surrounded by a strong sense of frustration.When Lin Huai was embracing a pole and refused to leave, he even heard a passer-by asking him, "Do you want to call the property management?"

However, Chu Tianshu didn't want to bother the property management. Relying on superman's willpower, he finally hugged Princess Lin Huai and kept his dignity as an attacker.

He held Lin Huai in front of the elevator in a manly manner, like a powerful and domineering president.However, soon, he realized his own shortcomings——

He has no hands to press the elevator buttons!

In the end, it was Lin Huai who smiled and helped him press the elevator.

When he returned home, it was Lin Huai who opened the door with the key in his arms.Chu Tianshu finally realized a big problem that he had neglected when he was researching the techniques of pretending for many years——

When the domineering president hugged the shy heroine who kept resisting in his arms, took her to the elevator, and returned home——

Who opened the door?

He finally threw Lin Huai on the bed like a financial migrant worker throwing out a resignation letter.Soon, like a financial migrant worker who couldn't find another home, he made sober tea for the other party with a sincere heart.

The tea was ready, and Lin Huai's wine finally woke up for a while.

He was still a little dazed, and he didn't know what he did while he was in a coma.He turned his head and realized he was on a bed.

Chu Tianshu held a cup of strong tea and looked at him expressionlessly.

Lin Huai looked at his nose, a little confused: "...your face?"

Chu Tianshu: ...

After much deliberation, he decided to save his dignity.

"You did," he said sincerely.