The NPC Was Once Again Frightened By Me

Chu Tianshu: "Did no one tell you that you are not allowed to touch other people's cats?"

Lin Huai leaned on his shoulder and nodded solemnly.

Chu Tianshu dragged his voice: "One, two, three..."

Lin Huai nodded solemnly.

Chu Tianshu: "Tsk, there's another one in the door. Let me tell you... don't you need to pay copyright fees for copying my brother's voice?"

Lin Huai is very solemn...

He hooked his claws on the other's sweater, and inadvertently released it, almost slipping the whole cat down.Chu Tianshu quickly stretched out his hand to hold his cat's butt, and Lin Huai was held between his left hand and his chest in a more solemn posture.

Chu Tianshu maintained the posture of supporting the cat, his wrist was a little tired, but he didn't say anything.Among the crowd of ghosts watching, he held the cat in one hand and a wrench in the other, holding a solemn treasure.

"Come on, let's settle the score." He stepped out of the elevator, flipped his left hand, changed his posture, and naturally carried Lin Huai on his shoulder to reduce the weight of his hand, and felt in his heart that he was acting like this Very eloquent, "First of all, it's about the copyright fee. Ask my cat to open the door for you?"

401: ...

"Don't worry, I've always paid good for bad, and I'm more open-minded. I especially like to help people solve problems." Chu Tianshu smiled casually, "You don't have to worry about opening the door in the future."

After he finished speaking, he turned to the mud and the spider woman inside the 402 door.

"This mud... There seems to be nothing to search for in this mud," Chu Tianshu thought for a while, "I will give you a free spa package, which is your thank you for 'taking care' of my cat."

"There is also this Spider Woman, too many hands are unattractive, you must be very inferior. It's okay, I will send you a cosmetic and plastic package later, so that you can return to your original appearance."

The two ghosts screamed and were about to run away. Chu Tianshu stood there with a bared grin and put his left hand to his mouth, as if he wanted to whistle and pretend to be aggressive. However, Lin Huai on his shoulder was stronger than him. positive.

He quickly jumped off Chu Tianshu's body, yelled "Meow Meow Meow", and chased after him with vigor.

A silver-white kitten ran around chasing two ghosts like this, it was almost a different cat from the one that had voluntarily confessed its love and left the room with its brain more than ten minutes ago.

"puff."

Chu Tianshu looked at the smoky cat's tail, scratched his head and caught up: "Can you start a group and wait for the dps? Are you afraid that people will eat you?"

He said so, but the mood on his face was very good.

He just likes the way his tail starts to wag after he is out of danger.

The high-pressure water gun sprayed the silt onto the floor of the living room. The silt groaned and was sprayed into pieces and diluted. If it were a human being, it would almost melt.Lin Huai squatted on the sofa, gloating at this scene.He licked his paw gracefully, and commented: "This is called physical settlement."

Chu Tianshu: "It's not clean enough, it has taken care of you for so long, of course I have to repay it."

As he spoke, he washed the mud a little cleaner.

Spider-woman was locked into the kitchen by them, screaming frantically inside.Seeing that the silt was thoroughly processed and "cleaned", Chu Tianshu showed a smile with zero friendliness.

Lin Huai looked at his expression and raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

After noticing Lin Huai who was observing secretly, Chu Tianshu's smile brightened a little.He shook the water gun in his hand and snorted, "Working is really glorious. I love working, and working makes me happy."

With that said, he was going to the kitchen.Lin Huai looked at the silt all over the ground and suddenly felt that he had nowhere to lay his claws.While thinking, Chu Tianshu picked him up again.

"Let's go~"

As he spoke, he ignored Lin Huai's struggle and pushed him on top of his own head.

Lin Huai: "Meow meow?"

Chu Tianshu: "Hey, does it feel like flying? Is it a height you have never reached?"

Lin Huai: "...you hit my lungs."

One person and one cat arrived at the kitchen in a swaggering manner.Chu Tianshu wore a cat hat on his head, but his eyes became very stern when he saw Spider-Woman, so stern that he looked a little reliable.

He casually dragged a chair into the kitchen, sat down, took out the package, took out a kitchen knife and threw it to Spider-Woman.

... Lin Huai no longer wants to complain about what is hidden in his package, let alone know which copy he brought out of his collection.

The kitchen knife hit the ground, and the sound of "clang" shocked the sky.The spider girl flaunting her might in front of Lin Huai flinched, and crawled towards the corner on both hands and feet.

It's a pity that it had too many hands and feet, and it couldn't synchronize for a while, so it fell down.

"This is for you." Chu Tianshu lazily said, "Do you do it yourself or should I do it?"

Spider Woman: ...

"Don't mind, brother," Chu Tianshu said with a smile seeing Spider-Woman's delay in making a move, "What kind of outsider do you take me for? Are you embarrassed? Why didn't you see you being so embarrassed when you bullied others? In a few days it will be Double Twelve, would you like to have a preview first?"

As he said that, he pulled Lin Huai who was lying on his head off his head, put it into his arms, and rubbed his chin: "You can do it faster, but I may not. I never When doing housework and chopping meat, it is not done by chopping, but by grinding."

As he spoke, he accidentally pulled a strand of Lin Huai's hair, and Lin Huai opened his mouth and bit his finger.

He didn't bite too hard, but just grinded it with his fangs, leaving a small tooth mark.

Spider Woman: ...

The person on the opposite side is stroking the cat, but I want to chop my hands.What a human tragedy this is.Spider Woman gritted her teeth, knowing that today's matter would not end well.

... But who would have thought that a tasker would chase up and beat someone for one of his cats? !

That cat seemed weak and deceitful to her, while the young man sitting in front of her seemed to be at ease, but his aura around him made her dare not even have the slightest thought of resistance.

She had no doubt that this young man was enough to tear her apart alive, and she would not have the ability to resist at all.

As soon as it was about to pick up the knife, it heard the cat with clear eyes look at her, then looked up at its owner (in her eyes), and meowed twice.

what does that mean?

Is it...

Are you pleading for her?

'You said,' Lin Huai looked at Chu Tianshu and communicated with him through brain waves, 'how did her hands decide which one was cut off? '

"Uh," Chu Tianshu rubbed his head, "All-hand referendum? The most unpopular hand was cut off?"

Lin Huai nodded: "Yes."

Since entering the game until now, Lin Huai has always formed an unsolved mystery with his hands.In each dungeon, he is either cutting off his hand, or on the way to chop off his hand, or is being held back by others.This may be inseparable from his desire to live a peaceful life.

Spiderwoman's all-hand referendum ended, and soon she chose one of the hands, and held down the frantically struggling hand with three hands, and raised the kitchen knife high with the other hand——

At the moment when the kitchen knife fell, Chu Tianshu suddenly made a voice like every imperial envoy who always rushes to the vegetable market at the last moment when the protagonist of a costume drama is about to be beheaded:

"Wait a minute—"

"Boom!"

The kitchen knife fell to the ground and narrowly missed.

Spider Woman looked at Chu Tianshu in surprise and fear, and Chu Tianshu made a simulated gesture of digging out her ears: "Who told you to cut off your hand?"

Spider Woman: ? ?

"I'll let you..." He lifted Lin Huai up, "shave off your hair."

Lin Huai:? ?

Chu Tianshu: "You're the one who bald my Huai Huai's tail? Cough cough cough..."

The subsequent coughing sound came from Lin Huai's angry cat-mao fist attack on his big face.

Just like Lin Huai and his hands formed an indissoluble bond, Chu Tianshu also forged an indissoluble bond with his hair.They each have their own hobbies, which makes them get along very harmoniously.

When Lin Huai arrived at 402, 402 was just a scene of a small-budget Japanese-style psychological horror film with a weird atmosphere everywhere.However, by the time they left, 402 had become an American horror movie scene with blood and no money.

"We have made a small contribution to the funding of this game." Chu Tianshu commented, "You said that I am a novelist in Shanghai, why did I become a special effects artist in the game?"

Lin Huai meowed at him sincerely: "Then your special effects are quite real."

Chu Tianshu said: "Everything about me is real."

Lin Huai: "=="

Chu Tianshu: "Hey↗hey↘hey→~"

Lin Huai stuck out her tongue and made a "vomit" expression.

After getting rid of Spider Woman, Chu Tianshu went to 401 again——401 seems to be a very strange place.It tempts every player who passes by to open the door for it. As for what happens after opening the door, it is self-evident.

Chu Tianshu then slowly chewed gum in front of this door.

It's not that Chu Tianshu didn't have the idea of ​​"just take your door away, so you don't have to worry about opening the door in the future".It's just that he thought about it, the "something" in the door wanted to open the door, he was born as a human being and couldn't always be too kind to others.Occasionally, a little bit of righteousness should also be shown.

He stuffed the chewing gum into the key slot, and with 502 and newspaper, he slowly blocked the unlocking method.The "thing" in the door kept begging him.Lin Huai squatted beside her, and when she heard the "something" in the door, it was indeed her own voice, which was a bit helpful at first.

——And the get arrived, the reason why Chu Tianshu showed a "benefited" expression when he knew that the door was begging him with his own voice.

It's just that after realizing that Chu Tianshu seems to have deliberately slowed down the blocking speed, Lin Huai didn't enjoy it very much.

He grabbed Chu Tianshu's knee several times, and Chu Tianshu jumped up and down, finally speeding up.Seeing that Chu Tian was as comfortable as a stone, the "something" in the door cleared his throat and changed to a female voice:

"younger brother……"

Chu Tianshu: "Hey~~"

Chu Tianshu is really shameless, he actually sang along with the things inside, you ask and I answer.The "something" in the door cried and said don't forget how I took care of you when I was a child, Chu Tianshu happily replied "I never forget that you forced me to wear women's clothes on my birthday and took you out All to see".The things inside scolded Chu Tianshu for "shameless", Chu Tianshu hummed and said, "Don't be shameless, give me one if you have the ability".

What's inside: ...

It seemed to know that the man outside couldn't win, and fell silent.

And Chu Tianshu's work has reached the final step.

Just as he was about to lock the door for the last time, a faint voice came from inside.

"...Xiao Shu."

When hearing that voice, Lin Huai could visibly feel that Chu Tianshu was stiff.

"...Xiao Shu."

It was a woman's voice, gentle, resentful, and gentle.

Faint, faint, like the orchid at midnight, and like from a long time ago...

Time.

"Xiao Shu, mom misses you very much."