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Bian Xiaocheng sent a painting, more than one meter high and two meters wide, occupying one wall.The workers hung up the painting clangingly, paid the bill and left, leaving Ye Chuyang, Facia and Bian Xiaocheng standing in front of the painting and having a meeting with a dozen pairs of eyes in the painting.

Ye Chuyang raised his head, looked at the painting on the wall with a stern face, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly: "Secretary Bian, why did Mr. Jiang send such a painting?"

Bian Xiaocheng was also a little dumbfounded, usually extremely clever, but now he is clumsy, and said with a dry smile, "Hehehehe, yes, why did you send Dr. Ye such a painting?"

Facia rubbed her chin and watched with relish: "Wow, a group of naked girls are having a party."

She summed it up roughly but accurately, the painting is indeed a group of nude women, to be precise, a group of 'fairies', because this oil painting is called 'fairies'.

As soon as Ye Chuyang and Facia arrived at the office this morning, Bian Xiaocheng led the workers excitedly, saying that Jiang Ying sent a gift, Ye Chuyang must like it, the gift is very big and needs to be hung on the wall .Asking Ye Chuyang which wall would be convenient - Ye Chuyang was feeding the fish at that time, and he looked indifferent to the gift from Jiang Ying, and casually pointed to a white wall facing the desk.He was not interested in the gift from Jiang Ying, and when Haiyang called, he left the whole room and went out to answer the phone.

Jiang Ying would send some food from time to time. Ye Chuyang was used to it, so he didn't take the gifts from Jiang Ying seriously. It was discovered that the gift Jiang Ying sent this time was not trivial; Jiang Ying sent an oil painting, a dozen or so nude women were hung on the wall, with different postures and plump bodies.

Bian Xiaocheng searched the past and present of this oil painting on the Internet, and read the text aloud: "This painting is called 'Fairy', the artist is Adolphe Salian Bouguereau, and the original work is currently stored in the Stockton Harkin Museum The painting Mr. Jiang bought is a high-quality imitation of a German, and it is exactly the same as the real one, hahahahaha."

Ye Chuyang doesn't have any artistic cells in his body. He can't appreciate the artistic attainments in the paintings. He only sees nude women who are not suitable to be hung in the office. Such paintings may be very valuable for collection and appreciation, but normal One would never hang it in the office.Ye Chuyang didn't know what purpose and consideration Jiang Ying had for sending such a painting to his office.

Bian Xiaocheng has known Ye Chuyang for a long time, and is used to Ye Chuyang's poker face, but he has never seen Ye Chuyang's stinky face. Now that he sees Ye Chuyang, he thinks Ye Chuyang's non-sulking appearance is quite scary. He smiled and asked, "Dr. Ye, do you like it?"

Ye Chuyang felt that this was a very connotative question. He turned his head to look at Bian Xiaocheng, and asked with a blank expression, "What do you like? Do you like these naked women?"

Bian Xiaocheng: "...then I'll change you into a pair of clothes?"

Ye Chuyang waved his hands irritably, and said, "You take the painting away, I don't want it."

Bian Xiaocheng said, "Then you can talk to Mr. Jiang personally, I dare not make a decision on my own."

Ye Chuyang: "Is he upstairs?"

Bian Xiaocheng: "Boss Jiang? He hasn't come to the company yet, why don't you call him?"

Ye Chuyang walked away a few steps to call Jiang Ying, and the call was connected quickly. Jiang Ying smiled and said, "Dr. Ye, have you received my gift?"

Ye Chuyang's heart was on fire, and he said coldly: "Mr. Jiang, what do you mean?"

Jiang Ying: "It's not interesting. I think it suits you very well, so I bought it for you. Don't you like it?"

Ye Chuyang stared back at the naked girl on the wall with wide eyes: "Do you think I will like it?"

Jiang Ying: "You don't like it? How could it be? Have you tried it? Try it."

Ye Chuyang was startled: "This... how to try?"

Jiang Yingdao: "Hands-on experience, immersive experience, the effect must be amazing."

Ye Chuyang didn't know whether the effect of the immersive experience would be explosive or not. He just felt that his brain was about to explode, and said: "Mr. Jiang, I only now know that you are so frivolous and not self-respecting. I don't like the I don’t want to experience it as a gift, so ask Secretary Bian to take it away quickly!”

Jiang Ying paused, then smiled and said, "What's wrong with you, Dr. Ye? I'm coming to your office soon, let's meet and talk."

Jiang Ying hung up the phone, Ye Chuyang shoved the phone into his pocket forcefully, took out a box of Band-Aids from the drawer, walked towards the painting angrily, and pasted all the dew point pictures with Band-Aids.A well-known world-famous painting 'Fairy' has become a 'Band-Aid Fairy' under Ye Chuyang's hands.

Bian Xiaocheng also applauded his stinky feet, "Dr. Ye is so creative."

Soon, Jiang Ying arrived. Jiang Ying knocked on the door twice and strode in. He smiled energetically and said, "Dr. Ye, I couldn't make it clear on the phone just now. Why are you so angry?"

When Ye Chuyang saw him coming, he turned his head and went back to sit behind the desk, and slammed on the keyboard with a stern face, hitting the keyboard until sparks burst out.

Jiang Ying walked over, sat on the edge of his desk, looked at him with a smile and said, "Speak up, Dr. Ye, why don't you like the gift I gave you?"

Ye Chuyang looked at him with eyes of 'you dare to ask', and said in disbelief, "Why do you think I will like it?"

Jiang Ying shrugged, his face was clear: "I think we have similar preferences, and you will like what I like."

With a creak, Ye Chuyang squeezed the mouse tightly, looked at Jiang Ying and said, "Did you forget that Fan Yunxi said he met me at the Lanjue Bar?"

Jiang Ying nodded: "I remember."

Ye Chuyang raised his finger to the oil painting hanging on the opposite wall: "Then do you think I will like them? Even if you want to make fun of me, you should send me a group of men without clothes."

Jiang Ying looked back at the painting, frowned instantly, and said, "What the hell is this?"

Facia smiled and said, "Boss Jiang, it's not a female ghost, it's a naked woman."

Jiang Ying frowned and asked Bian Xiaocheng, "Where are the monitors and game consoles I asked you to give?"

Bian Xiaocheng stared: "Huh? It's right here, no, no, no, I mean this is the painting that the logistics company sent."

Jiang Ying's face darkened immediately, he took out his mobile phone and made a call, and said in standard fluent Cantonese: "Xiao Xu, how do your people do things? I asked them to send the paintings to my home, and the game consoles to me." I went to the company, but they sent me the wrong way. Mistake? I don’t care about any mistakes in the middle, and I will deliver my goods to the designated place within an hour.”

He spoke Cantonese, Ye Chuyang couldn't understand it completely, but he got a rough idea, Jiang Ying seemed to have bought paintings and game consoles at the same time, and sent both to Jiang Ying's home, the same to the company, and the games in the company The game console must have been a gift from Jiang Ying, but the people from the logistics company made a mistake and reversed the destinations of the painting and the game console, so they sent the painting to his office.

Jiang Ying hung up the phone, wiped away the cloudy clouds rolling on his face as soon as he turned his face, smiled at Ye Chuyang, and said, "Dr. Ye, this is a misunderstanding. I asked a friend to buy a set of VR games in Hong Kong Equipment and a painting, what I want to give you is a set of game equipment, the people from the logistics company made a mistake and sent the painting over."

Ye Chuyang's ears are very soft. As soon as Jiang Ying explained, whether it was true or not, he immediately believed it. Then he remembered that he scolded Jiang Ying for being frivolous and not self-respecting. He felt a little guilty, so he lowered his eyes and did not look at Jiang Ying, and said: "Why did you give me the game console?"

Jiang Ying said with a smile: "The latest VR machine has not been sold directly in the mainland. It is the most cutting-edge technology. Aren't you also working on virtual somatosensory technology? I think you will like it too."

Ye Chuyang didn't understand at first, but after thinking about it carefully, he found that Jiang Ying compared the virtual experience in the game with the spiritual cabin.He took a look at Jiang Ying, and felt that Jiang Ying was a bit childish in his heart, and he would treat the spiritual cabin of life and death as a game.

Ye Chuyang supported his forehead and sighed, feeling that he was childish enough to lose his temper with Jiang Ying just now.

Jiang Ying bent down with his hands on the table, looked at him and said, "Dr. Ye, are you still angry with me?"

Ye Chuyang raised his eyes, and saw Jiang Ying drooping his eyebrows, with a smile on his face, with a very innocent look, which looked like he was acting like a baby.

Jiang Yingdao: "I really just wanted to give you a game console, I didn't want to make fun of you, don't be angry, okay?"

Ye Chuyang thought of the big golden retriever named Pikachu from the new media company next door. When the big golden retriever begged for food, he put his chin on his knee and looked at him pitifully. It was exactly the same as Jiang Ying at this moment.

Ye Chuyang still had a stern face, seemingly unmoved like a stubborn rock, but in fact he was very lively inside, just pretending to be calm.He pushed his glasses first, then picked up the cup and drank a couple of sips of water, then said with a serious face, "Boss Jiang is serious, I didn't take it to heart."

Jiang Ying smiled: "Really?"

Ye Chuyang turned his head and deliberately did not look at him: "Yes."

At this time, Jiang Ying's cell phone rang, Jiang Ying saw the caller ID, and the childish and coquettish look on his face disappeared immediately, and he showed an elegant and faint smile as usual, and said, "Baby, are you there yet?"

When Ye Chuyang heard this, he immediately looked up at him.

"Okay, then sit in the lobby for a while, and I'll ask the secretary to go down to pick you up." Jiang Ying hung up the phone, and said to Bian Xiaocheng, "Go down and pick up someone, Zhou Qingchu."

Bian Xiaocheng was very clever, he didn't ask this person named Zhou Qingchu whether he was a man or a woman or what he looked like, and went downstairs to pick him up with only a pair of bright eyes like torches.

Jiang Yingdao: "Dr. Ye, people from the logistics company will take this painting away soon. I'll go up first and call if I have something to do."

After Jiang Ying finished speaking, he turned around and left. Ye Chuyang watched him take a few steps forward, and asked mysteriously, "Who do you ask Secretary Bian to go down to pick up?"

Jiang Ying stopped and looked back at him, as if he didn't expect him to ask such a question, but he still answered: "You met, the girl in the boxing gym last night." He smiled and said, "She is my girl now. girlfriend."

Jiang Ying left, and Facia froze in place, as if struck by lightning: "Girlfriend? Jiang Ying has a girlfriend? Cousin, wasn't it you who went to the boxing gym with Jiang Ying yesterday? Why did you suddenly appear?" A Jiang Ying's girlfriend? Oh my god, did my CP end in such a frightful tragedy so soon?"

Without saying a word, Ye Chuyang found an electric screwdriver from the toolbox, held the electric screwdriver, and walked towards the wall where the painting hung. The screw came out.

Haiyang found Ye Chuyang's office with a roll of materials in his hand. As soon as he entered the door, he saw Ye Chuyang holding an electric screwdriver and screwing. The buzzing sound was very noisy.

Haiyang: "...Chuyang, what are you doing?"

With both hands occupied, Ye Chuyang pushed his glasses with his elbow, and said, "Brother Haiyang, sit down for a while. I'll remove this painting."

Haiyang was worried that the tool in his hand would hurt himself if he used it improperly, so he snatched the screwdriver away: "What painting do you have to take off? Find a carpenter—"

Before he finished speaking, he looked at the wall and saw the naked women all over the wall, so he pushed Ye Chuyang away: "Get out of the way, I will unload."