Interstellar future steamed buns

The author has something to say: This is a chapter with flavor, don’t read it while eating PS: Five chapters a day is really exhausting the baby, dear, don’t you plan to soothe my wounded heart...

The club that Han Mo applied for finally got news: Wang Ye said that the president asked to meet him in person in the dormitory.

What the hell!

Han Mo has been lingering at the door of Gu Nian's dormitory for two hours. He dared not go in, so he wondered why this kid had to stay in the dormitory if he didn't meet in other places!Could it be that he is plotting something wrong?

The terrible memories of the last time flooded up again, and Han Mo had the heart to run away several times.

It doesn't matter if this association is not established, if my innocence is gone, the loss outweighs the gain...

The moment he turned to leave, the door behind him was opened. Gu Nian was wearing a black close-fitting sweater and jeans, leaning against the door frame to look at him. "I've been standing for two hours, are you tired?"

It is rare to see the ancient home attire, so Han Mo secretly took a second look.The figure is really nothing to say, although it is a little worse than myself.

No, how did he know that he had been standing for two hours?

As if to answer his doubts, Gu Nian pointed to the computer on the table, "Monitor."

Damn, didn't I pick my nostrils, pick my teeth, pick my scalp, and you saw it all!

Han Mo instantly wanted to find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

"Can you come in? If you don't come in, I'll close the door."

Han Mo bit the bullet and entered the room.It is similar to the last visit, spacious, but the structure is very simple, without all the decorations, very simple and cold.

Gu Nian may be sorting out documents on the table, and the manuscript paper is piled up like a mountain, but without exception, they are all arranged in an orderly manner, which shows the rigor of this man.

Han Mo stood in front of him a little uncomfortably, neither standing nor sitting. It wasn't until the simple word "sit" in ancient years that he found a place for his butt like a soldier who was ordered.

After Gu Nian put him in, he didn't speak, and worked on the manuscript alone, holding the pen holder with his slender knuckles and turning, his thinking eyes were dark and deep.The whole person exudes a majestic kingly air.

Han Mo didn't dare to interrupt him after sitting for a long time, but he really wanted to go to the bathroom and couldn't help but want to fart.It's not good if the smell spreads...

Taking a peek at Gu Nian, he decided to go directly without telling him.

He just picked up his foot, and asked without raising his head in ancient times, "Where are you going?"

"To the restroom……"

This toilet is also quite advanced, and it also has ultraviolet disinfection. Han Mo's buttocks were scanned once as soon as he sat up, and all bacteria were scanned, followed by a sweeping forced disinfection.

Han Mo's face is full of black lines, but he takes a bath and washes diligently every day!

How could she be humiliated even when she went to the bathroom!

I want to pull you up!Han Mo thought angrily.

After going to the toilet, Han Moran moved head to toe very skillfully, and threw the toilet paper in together.

When I looked back, I really surprised myself, it was really full, and he pressed the flush button a little bit apologetically.

There was a beautiful sound of water coming from the water pump, splashing, splashing, the water flowed out and kept spinning, spinning with the toilet paper and papa.

But no matter how fast the rotation speed is in place, the goods just won't come out.Seeing that the mouth was blocked by the toilet paper, and the papa was floating on it, Han Mo panicked and pressed the flush again. This time the water was obviously strong. He thought that there should be no problem, but seeing the water level kept rising , but the papa in it just couldn't go down.

God lol it's not real it's not real!

It must be a hallucination... Please charge again!

Trembling fingers pressed the flush button again, and this tragedy was laid out in front of his eyes nakedly: the torrent and the poop were spinning together at high speed, rising and rising, but they just couldn't go down...

It's over, it's over, he blocked the toilet in Gu Nian's house!

Thinking of that man's terrifying expression, he got goosebumps.

I touched my pocket and found only a mobile phone and a piece of paper...

Could it be that you have to take it out with your hands?Would that be too harsh?

Cold sweat broke out on Han Mo's forehead, he suddenly picked up his phone, opened the forum and posted a post: What should I do if my toilet is blocked, please wait online!

Everyone is always happy to hear about this kind of thing, and someone replied to him soon.Han Mo clicked on it, and the content was: "No, the mask is cracked, wait for me to laugh first!"

Laugh peat ah laugh!The most basic sympathy of being a human being!

Soon there were several new replies:

"Laughing to death! Hahahaha!"

"Don't say anything, run away!"

"Suck it with your mouth!"

"Damn it, I'm actually fascinated by your serious nonsense!"

"Wait until I finish laughing!"

"Remember to wash your hands after cleaning!"

These joke-reading humans!

Han Mo thought that the Internet was really unreliable. Just as he was scratching his head and ears to think of other ways, he finally received a serious answer: "Find a water pipe, and plug one end into the toilet. Be sure not to leak air." , and connect one end to the faucet. Then turn on the water."

But where is the water pipe here?Ask directly if the ancient year will be exposed?

Han Mo turned his attention to the shower head of the shower. It should be all right if he removes the shower head and turns on the faucet, right?But will the shower be smelly...

Never mind, try it first!

The scene was a bit thrilling. While he was racing against time to disassemble the shower, there was a knock on the door suddenly.Gu Nian's cold voice came in from outside, "What are you doing, why don't you come out?"

"I'll be ready soon!" Han Moyi closed his eyes and went all out, spraying the toilet with the shower.The ecstasy smell permeated the whole bathroom, it was like purgatory on earth.

Gu Nian outside felt something was wrong when he heard the movement. Han Mo only heard the door lock make a "click" and a biting cold wind rolled up behind him. He hurriedly turned back and crashed into Gu Nian's arms. Instantly domineering into the nasal cavity...

Gu Nian grabbed Han Mo by the neck and brought him to him, his strength was too great to resist.

"You, what, what are you doing?" Word by word, he gritted his teeth, as if he could crush Han Mo and throw him into the toilet.

The shower on the floor is still spraying water, the toilet is in a mess, and the whole bathroom seems to have encountered a violent storm-and the instigator is this cheap guy in his hand!

It took Gu Nian a lot of energy to calm down. He closed his eyes hard, threw Han Mocheng's parabola directly onto the bed, and called the dormitory manager himself: "Ventilate the whole room! Also, open the toilet!"

Han Mo jumped up from the bed quickly, and put on a training appearance, just like a puppy who has done something wrong.He vaguely remembered Dean Gou's teaching: To win the other party's forgiveness, you must first show your attitude, and you must not be arrogant, and you must not add fuel to the fire...

Gu Nian walked towards him with heavy steps, the low air pressure around him seemed to be able to crush people to death.Han Mo only felt that the mattress beside him sank, and the man had already sat beside him.

He didn't dare to look at Gu Nian, but was forced to look straight at him by the other party pinching his chin.

"You can't just say it when you're stuck? Do you have to make a mess to be happy?"

Han Mo shook his head desperately, a strong but aggrieved expression appeared on his handsome face, as if he had been wronged by the sky.

Gu Nian sneered, "Speak!"

Han Mo was frightened by the sudden increase in volume, and said to himself, can you speak well, can you stop being so scary!But on the surface, he still looks pitiful.

"Ugh."

Gu Nian let go of his chin, and said helplessly, "Are you afraid of me?"

Gu Nian would sigh!Han Mo was shocked, no less than hearing the earth explode.

"Don't dare dare!" He slipped his lips casually, and his black eyeballs rolled restlessly.

Gu Nian covered his forehead speechlessly, "Will I be angry if you don't do these inexplicable things?"

"..."

You think I want to block your toilet!Who knew your toilet was so brittle!Your toilet can't hold my poo!

It's a pity that Gu Nian couldn't read such a rich inner monologue from him. Looking at Han Mo who didn't want to look directly at him, Gu Nian suddenly felt a little frustrated.

"Tell me, what is your club going to do?"

Han Mo was really uncomfortable with the sudden change of topic.But he regained his composure in an instant, and explained his thoughts and goals.It's just that he didn't notice Gu Nian's instantly dark eyes.

"Is there an application draft?"

"There is no draft, there is a form." Han Mo thought of Wang Ye, "He helped fill it out!"

"A draft is necessary."

"Then what to do..."

Gu Nian got up and walked to the computer, pulled out the folded part, "You say I'll write."

Han Mo felt a little sorry, but he didn't dare to go against Gu Nian's meaning, so he cleared his throat and told Gu Nian what little ink he had in his stomach.

Gu Nian picked out the unreasonable parts and put them together for him. His slender and beautiful fingers crackled and he typed out an application draft.

When holding the application draft written by Gu Nian himself, Han Mo was really touched. Few people are willing to help a person like this, let alone he is the president of the student union!It is an honor to help him spell and write manuscripts. I don't know who can enjoy it.

"Thank you!" He sincerely thanked Gu Nian, with a rare serious look on his face.

"Ah."

Unknowingly, Gu Nian raised the corner of his mouth and cast a sidelong glance at Han Mo, and his mood suddenly changed for the better.

The two of them have been busy until now, and the maintenance personnel from the dormitory have come over. It's almost dark after the rest, and Han Mo's stomach makes an embarrassing grunt.

Gu Nian stood up from the chair and stretched his waist. The black sweater slipped up a little, revealing beautiful abdominal muscles and a small amount of back muscles. The smooth muscle lines undulate with his movements, which is extremely tempting.

"I'm going to cook, you stay here for dinner and then go."

Fuck the dormitory has a kitchen!

Han Mo's first reaction turned out to be this.

He followed Gu Nian in to take a look, and was instantly stunned. There were all ovens, ovens, and other kitchen utensils!

That person is always high above the ground, like a god who does not eat fireworks in the world. It is difficult to associate him with daily necessities. The fact that he can cook has refreshed his three views.

Thinking of going back to eat instant noodles, Han Mo agreed... In fact, what is occupying his mind now is, how can he miss the honor of being able to see Gu Nian cooking!

Gu Nian's apron is a pink plaid, which looks very comfortable on the outside of the close-fitting sweater, but I don't know when I changed into pajama pants underneath, looking like a good man at home.

person|wife?Virtuous?These two words popped into Han Mo's mind.

He couldn't help but be speechless, he really hadn't seen this side in ancient years, if it was photographed and uploaded on the Internet, it should have a good response...