Gods and Ghosts Have Arrangements to Move Mountains and Seas

Chapter 22 Missing Person Notice

Holding a cup of coffee, Zhou Zhifeng stared intently at the TV. The singer Robert made a high-pitched note, and the scene erupted with a scream higher than his. The little parrot yawned again and again. What's so good about the song.

Zhou Zhifeng also snorted a few times, not even knowing that the coffee was cold.

snort!Humans are so boring!The little parrot turned its head and pecked its wings. Zhou Zhifeng moved the cage in front of him and sang to the little parrot: "******"

Little parrot: "???"

Zhou Zhifeng slowed down and sang seriously: "******"

Damn, this guy is teaching me how to sing? !

After realizing this problem, Bi Fang quickly analyzed the syllables in his mind. He thought he had a high IQ, but he still couldn't understand.

Zhou Zhifeng said: "Forget it, Robert's songs are indeed difficult."

Just know!

Zhou Zhifeng comforted: "Don't worry, I will teach you slowly."

...Who wants to learn this kind of thing? !

Zhou Zhifeng turned up the volume of the TV, and the room was filled with Robert's inarticulate singing.

The little parrot looked at the TV with a helpless face. In the prehistoric era, he only heard the singing of Wuwu. Although Wuwu was a fierce beast with a hideous and terrifying prototype, he was born with a good voice. At that time, there was no accompaniment and no sound, and Wuwu could sing casually. Humming a few words can attract many listeners, and his deep and thick voice has a rustling magnetism, which is very pleasant to listen to.

A white thing the size of a fingernail flew out of the window, landed in front of the TV, turned around, ran up to Zhou Zhifeng's nose and waved its paws. Bai Ze blew onto the table.

Little Baize shook his head, then floated up to Zhou Zhifeng and waved his paws: "Hey, is there anyone inside?"

"Bai Ze! Bai Ze!"

"Huh? Who?"

The little parrot flapped its wings and shouted softly, "Bai Ze! I'm here!"

Zhou Zhifeng: "Huh???"

Zhou Zhifeng picked up the cage, and the little parrot pecked at its feathers as if nothing had happened.

"Did you hear me wrong?" Zhou Zhifeng put down the cage, watched TV for a while, and got up to go to the bathroom.

Little Baize flew to the cage and asked him, "Who are you?"

"It's me! Bi Fang!" said the little parrot, "There is no one in his body, I transferred it!"

When Zhou Zhifeng came back, the little parrot stopped talking.

Zhou Zhifeng continued to teach the little parrot to sing in front of the cage, and little Bai Ze listened to it for a while, and then sang along: "Om ah, wow, kang bala..."

Little parrot: "..."

Xiaobaize reported a number and asked him to save it in his mobile phone for easy contact.

Little Bai Ze flew away, and the little parrot looked at the window helplessly.

Brother, why don't you leave me a mobile phone? !

At the concert site, the camera slowly swept across the auditorium. At a glance, there were banners and light sticks all over the place. The fans screamed with excitement. As for the special seats... the camera cleverly avoided it.

In the first row with the best location and view, Tu Chenggang was sleeping soundly while wearing a blindfold, Zhang Daxian was buried in playing with his mobile phone, Luo Qiu was buried in reading e-books, Qiongqi and Taotie looked calm, their eyes were like watching monkeys in the zoo like.

Robert sang and danced on the stage, sweating heartily, the thin chains on his clothes swung around and around as he turned around, and swept across a few centimeters away from the supporting dancer Meimei in a thrilling way, Tao Tie was so sleepy watching, When the chain can hit someone is the only motivation for him to watch.

Qiongqi watched it with relish, but Zhang Daxian was always a thorn in his heart, when Qiongqi stole a glance at Zhang Daxian, Tao Tie turned his face back.

"Don't look around." Taotie wrapped his arms around his neck, "Just watch the stage, although that guy is not as handsome as me."

Smoke spewed out from the stage, and stars fell from the sky, shining silver. Fans stretched out their hands to catch them, and Qiong Qi also stretched out his hand, and the light spots fell into the palms of their hands and floated down.

As soon as the light on the stage dimmed, white birds flew out. As Robert sang, the birds turned into flames and disappeared, and a silver dragon flew out on the stage. One divided into two, two divided into four, and four dragons swam Get out of the stage and into the audience.

Qiongqi was dumbfounded.

"It's a three-dimensional projection." Taotie exclaimed, "It's comparable to our spells."

Robert's concert used the most cutting-edge stereoscopic projection technology, and it was difficult to distinguish the fake from the real, so that when a floating boulder appeared above the stage, everyone thought it was a stereoscopic projection.

The boulder was covered with weeds, and beside it was a tree with a crooked neck. Qiongqi said to Taotie, "Look at the top."

"?" Taotie raised his head, his eyebrows twitched.

There happened to be these floating islands in the prehistoric era, and Taotie often lay down on them to bask in the sun. Now that I see them, I feel very cordial.

Taotie exclaimed, "It really looks like it."

Qiongqi: "Yes."

The boulder appeared for a few seconds and then disappeared. No one noticed that a small piece of gravel fell on the stage and was just stepped on by Robert.

Robert spun in a circle, swept his kick secretly, and kicked away the pebble.

The smoke spewed out again, and Robert got into the fog, the light and shadow changed, and when Robert came out again, there were more people beside him.

Taotie: (⊙□⊙)? !

Qiongqi: (⊙▽⊙)? !

The translucent Su Yi'an danced like Robert, he twisted his buttocks when he turned in circles, and continued to twist his buttocks when Robert twisted his buttocks.

Robert walked around in a circle, and the thin chains on his clothes were drawn straight towards Su Yi'an.

Su Yi'an imitated his steps, circling with one foot off the ground, and winking at the stunned Taotie and Qiongqi.

Taotie was angry and impatient, could it be that this unlucky bastard ejaculated his soul again? !

Xiao Taotie and Xiao Qiongqi ran into the room, Su Yi'an was lying on the bed in his pajamas, he was exhausted after a busy day, and after sleeping, his soul flew away again.

Dajian frantically smacked the unlucky guy's face with tassels, good luck, Ann!It's fine to ejaculate until you get out of your body, but even doing housework can also make you out of your body?

Su Yi'an didn't know that his soul was out of his body, he thought it was a dream, he jumped up and down on the stage, thinking that being a star is what it feels like, it seems quite easy!

He imitated Robert and yelled a few times. Robert sang a few wrong words under his interference. Fortunately, no one could hear what he was singing. Robert walked in circles, intentionally or unintentionally away from the loudspeaker.

The backup dancers are all at a loss, it seems that the position is not right?

Robert sang and spun around. Everyone thought that when he finished singing, he spun back again. The backup dancers had to adjust accordingly, but because they didn't know where Robert would turn next, there was an empty space on the stage. There is a large area of ​​positions for him to toss around.

Robert was depressed, that bastard was like a follower, and he couldn't even shake him off.

It's fine if you can't get rid of it, and you still sing along with blind jb. At the end of singing, Robert's words are all off the track.

Taotie wanted to rush up and drag the unlucky guy off, but he couldn't, so he secretly threw a little Taotie, who climbed onto the stage and got into the smoke.

At the end of the song, the lights dimmed and Su Yi'an disappeared.

Zhang Daxian looked up, then lowered his head and continued playing the game.

Tu Chenggang has been sleeping.

Luo Qiu has been reading e-books.

Only the little hamster found Su Yi'an, squeaked happily, and got a piece of popcorn.

Su Yi'an had a big bump on his head, and he lay listlessly on the little Taotie's back, and the little Taotie carried him all the way back to the special seat.

"Run around again, be careful I'll eat you!" Little Taotie shook his body, shaking Su Yi'an down.

After Su Yi'an left the little Taotie, his proportions returned to normal. Taotie sat with a calm expression on his face, but was actually holding onto Su Yian.

Tired of playing, Zhang Daxian rubbed his eyes, looked around, and landed on Taotie.

Taotie is sharing popcorn with Qiongqi, a translucent human head is turning back and forth between Taotie's legs.

Zhang Daxian: "..."

Seeing Zhang Daxian, Su Yi'an winked at him and made faces.

Qiongqi followed his line of sight to look over, Taotie pressed Qiongqi's head into the socket of his neck, and in Zhang Daxian's eyes, the two big men hugged each other sweetly.

Hey, what a blind eye!

Zhang Daxian continued to play with his mobile phone.

Taotie breathed a sigh of relief, and whispered into Qiongqi's red ear: "He seems to be able to see An An, and we can see An An, too, but he doesn't know that we can see An An, so we have to pretend we can't see An An."

Qiongqi: "..."

Taotie: "Concentrate on watching the stage, or, watching me."

Halfway through the concert, Su Yi'an was so bored that he kept yawning between Tao Tie's legs, when Robert sang to the point of excitement, the audience all stood up and sang along with clatter.

Tu Chenggang thought it was noisy, so he plugged in headphones and continued to sleep.

Zhang Daxian was playing with his mobile phone as if nothing had happened. Luo Qiu had already read several million words of e-books, and was seriously asking Wei Jiexiu what other books were good. Wei Jiexiu thought for a long time and recommended him an article with more than 3000 million words Luo Qiu continued to search for the super long novel, and continued to read after searching.

Qiongqi and Taotie shared the popcorn while still looking at the monkey.

The photographer burst into tears, can you cooperate with me?

"I want to go home." Su Yi'an said.

"Don't worry, your wife is here to pick you up." Qiongqi said.

"I don't even have a girlfriend."

"Heroes."

"Ah!" Su Yi'an's eyes lit up, "He's here?!"

Su Yian anxiously wanted to go to the entrance to pick him up, but Taotie held Su Yian between his arms to prevent him from running away, so Su Yian could only stretch his neck and look towards the entrance, when little Qiongqi landed in Qiongqi's palm, Qiongqi said, "Here we are."

"Where is it?" Su Yi'an was still looking at the entrance, his figure suddenly shrunk, and Ling Zhaoxia threw him on Xiao Qiongqi's back.

Ling Zhaoxia still looked the same, neither skinny nor fat, Su Yi'an hugged Ling Zhaoxia and screamed happily, afraid that he was dreaming, so he pinched his arm.

"Don't pinch it, it's not a dream." Ling Zhaoxia couldn't laugh or cry, "Your soul has left your body!"

"Ah? The soul has left the body?" Su Yi'an touched himself, then Ling Zhaoxia, "What about you? Have you recovered?"

"Not yet, but close."

"..." Su Yi'an unfastened his belt, and was rewarded by Ling Zhaoxia.

Zhang Daxian looked at Taotie again, seeing that Doubi Youhun disappeared, he didn't pay much attention to it.

Ling Zhaoxia recognized the person who injured him, Zhang Daxian set up a formation in the tunnel, almost all the wandering souls evaporated when the formation was activated, Ling Zhaoxia was on Xiao Qiongqi's back at that time, the size was too small, Zhang Daxian did not see him.

Little Qiongqi started the return journey, Xiao Taotie hugged Xiao Qiongqi's tail and groaned and gnawed, flying over the food street, Xiao Qiongqi suddenly let go of his claws and fell, Xiao Qiongqi was startled, and his tail stretched out to wrap him up , said angrily: "Idiot, hold on tight!"

"You guys go back first, I'll go and have a look." Little Taotie broke free and landed on the stinky tofu stall, and little Qiongqi landed next to him, sneezed and said it stinks.

So Xiao Taotie stopped studying and ran forward, Xiao Qiongqi asked Ling Zhaoxia: "Shall we go back first?"

Ling Zhaoxia asked Su Yi'an: "Are you tired? Do you want to go back?"

Su Yi'an shook his head and hugged Ling Zhaoxia's waist. To him, all this was like a dream, and he wasn't tired at all.

Xiao Qiongqi quickly followed Xiao Taotie, Xiao Taotie was studying charcoal-grilled squid, and the scent wafted up and down, Xiao Qiongqi was so greedy that his mouth was watering.

After getting off the ground, Su Yi'an returned to normal proportions, and touched the grilled squid. It was really tormenting to see but not to touch when he was hungry! qaq

Ling Zhaoxia also went down to the ground, and walked slowly with Su Yian, Su Yian looked back, Ling Zhaoxia raised his eyebrows handsomely, and looked at the hand that was outstretched.

Su Yi'an: "Come on, hold on."

Ling Zhaoxia: "..."

Su Yi'an: "There are so many people here, it's not good to get lost."

Ling Zhaoxia crossed his arms and looked at him with a smile on his face.

Su Yi'an: "Hey, what... I mean, it's okay if I get lost."

Little Taotie glanced at the hands held by the two, then looked down at his own paws, and finally stretched out his tail, and little Qiongqi was startled: "What are you doing?"

"Bite you."

Little Qiongqi: "Have you lost your mind?"

Little Taotie: "Don't forget it."

"Yes!" Xiao Qiongqi bit down on it, fearing that the little Taotie would regret it, he hugged it with his paws, and lay his whole body on the long tail.

Satisfied, Xiao Taotie dragged Xiao Qiongqi to continue shopping.

In the live TV concert in the food stall, a group of people sang along around the TV. At the end of the song, the backup dancer left the stage. Robert took the microphone to give a speech, and walked off the stage to shake hands with the fans, causing screams and screams.

The concert was coming to an end, Tu Chenggang was full of sleep and stretched himself.

Zhang Daxian cleared the level and started playing another game.

Luo Qiu...had finished reading the 3000 million-word long novel, and was asking Wei Jiexiu if he had any other recommendations.

The camera came to a close-up of Robert, and Robert walked around the auditorium and returned to the stage: "Youth belongs to everyone... Thank you for staying with me..."

Fan: "Ahhhh——robert!!!robert!!!o(≧mouth≦)o"

Robert said: "Tonight is really an unforgettable night..."

His eyes fell on the premium seats in the first row, Nima, don't sleep, don't play, can you cooperate?

Robert laughed, waved and blew kisses, and the audience screamed. Seeing that the atmosphere was good, Robert impromptu danced and sang a song with the fans.

"What are you thinking about?" Su Yi'an waved his hand in front of Ling Zhaoxia's eyes.

Ling Zhaoxia said: "I was thinking, should I give you a seal?"

"Ah, why?"

"If you leave your soul too much, it will affect your body. Your soul is too easy to separate from your body."

"But I think it's very convenient." Su Yi'an jumped up and down, "The leg doesn't hurt anymore, and I can fly again, and I don't need to buy tickets to watch the concert!"

Su Yi'an floated up, and Ling Zhaoxia shook his head, holding the big human-shaped balloon and continuing to think about his thoughts.

Robert said on TV: "Finally, I have one more sentence..."

"Oh, I haven't finished yet." Taotie yawned.

Qiongqi was also drowsy, Taotie tugged at him: "Let's go, the venue will be crowded with people later, let's go now."

After Qiongqi and Taotie left their seats, Robert said solemnly on the stage: "Chaos, Wuwu is looking for you..."

The expressions in the audience were extremely exciting, the fans looked bewildered, Tu Chenggang took off his blindfold, Zhang Daxian dropped his phone, Qiongqi and Taotie were stunned, and then ran away quickly—going around to the backstage to block Robert.

Luo Qiu's cell phone was also dropped, and his subordinates sent messages asking for instructions. Luo Qiu was shocked for a few seconds, then calmed down quickly, and replied: "Wait."

Robert's missing person announcement caused a lot of discussion. Fans didn't understand what Taowu was, and Zhou Zhifeng was also puzzled. The little parrot slipped and almost fell.

This, this, this... Could it be that the scorpion is attached to Robert? !

Xiao Qiongqi carried Ling Zhaoxia to the concert site, and Xiao Taotie carried Su Yi'an back home.

"Why can't I go?" Su Yian refused to accept, and was pushed towards his body by the little Taotie. The moment he got close to his body, Su Yian felt an irresistible suction pulling him.

Little Taotie said to Uncle Chicken: "I'm going out for a while, please help look after An'an!"

Uncle Chicken: "Oh——"

Uncle Ji walked up and down beside Su Yi'an with his head held high, half of Su Yi'an's soul had entered, and the remaining half struggled desperately, and gradually emerged from his body.

Uncle Chicken flapped his wings at him, and Su Yi'an said, "Please take a look at my body!"

Uncle Chicken: "Oh——"

When Su Yi'an chased him out, Xiao Taotie had already disappeared without a trace, so he had no choice but to float in the direction of the concert by himself.

Qiongqi and Taotie strode forward aggressively when Robert came out, were stopped by security guards, and then were overwhelmed by fans who also came to block Robert.

There were also a few men in suits sent to inspect in the crowd. They crowded around in the crowd, and were quickly squeezed out of sight. A man in a suit accidentally bumped into Taotie's arms, and Taotie looked disgusted. Pushing him away, he led Qiongqi and sneaked out of the crowd.

Robert said goodbye to the fans, got into the car and left, the assistant reported to him with the documents, Robert waved his hand wearily: "I'll sleep."

Robert quickly fell asleep and started snoring.

Wu Wu shared the same body with him. After Robert fell asleep, Wu Wu came out. He opened his eyes, pretending to have just woken up, and asked his assistant with a yawn, "Have you received any news from Chaos?"

"No." The assistant was curious, "Who is Chaos?"

"a friend."

"Missing?" Seeing Robert's expression, the smart assistant knew he had guessed right. "Have you called the police yet?"

"Call the police? Ha ha." Wu Wu waved his hands with a wry smile, and closed his eyes in his seat.

Robert was dreaming, he dreamed that he was sitting in the garden drinking coffee, a man in black robe appeared in the garden, sat opposite him, shaking his head sadly.

Robert poured him a cup of coffee and comforted him: "Don't worry, it won't take effect so quickly, just wait a few more days, as long as he watches TV, he will definitely notice that you are looking for him."

"Oh." Zhu Wu sighed, "Where did he go?"

"Is Chaos your girlfriend?"

"Public friend."

"All right……"