Gods and Ghosts Have Arrangements to Move Mountains and Seas

Chapter 28 Prehistoric World

In ancient times, there was a woman who missed her husband, looked at the direction where her husband left day and night, and finally turned into a husband-watching stone.

Now there is a little hamster, hugging a big strawberry, facing the store door eagerly looking forward to it. It has been looking forward to it for a long time, and Wei Jiexiu is really afraid that it will evolve into a main stone.

Wei Jiexiu put cream on its little nose, the little hamster licked it, and shook its short tail towards him.

"Maomao has been refusing to eat recently, what should I do?" Wei Jiexiu asked Su Yi'an for help. Su Yi'an had never raised small animals, so he didn't know what to do. If the hero lost his temper, he would feed him a kind of food Satay dried fish.

Su Yi'an dug out small dried fish from the cabinet, picked one up and fed it to Maomao, Maomao was very repulsive, turned his head and refused to eat, Su Yi'an said: "Maomao, small dried fish is delicious, look."

The dried fish was handed to Ling Zhaoxia's lips, and Ling Zhaoxia, who was so busy that his head was smoking, opened his mouth and took it away.

After the notice of closing for renovation was posted in the store, the number of customers surged. Ling Zhaoxia managed to count the money until his hands cramp. Su Yian handed over the dried fish, and Ling Zhaoxia took it away again.

Ling Zhaoxia came back to his senses, and slapped the stinky rascal on the leg: "Don't be lazy! Work quickly!"

"pain!"

Ling Zhaoxia rubbed his face with a stinky face, Su Yian grabbed his hand to kiss him, Ling Zhaoxia withdrew his hand, and said with red ears, "Dirty."

The stinky hooligan licked his lips: "It's not dirty, the hero is very clean."

Ling Zhaoxia never expected the stinky hooligan's mouth to spit out ivory. He handed out a stack of bills, and the two of them buried themselves in the bill.

Wei Jiexiu, as an omnipotent clerk, was summoned by customers to serve dishes. Maomao looked left and right, and pulled the bag of dried fish. Su Yi'an smiled and said, "If you want to eat, take it yourself!"

"Squeak~"

"But, let's save some, my big baby still wants to eat!"

Without raising his head, Ling Zhaoxia bumped him with his thigh, and Su Yi'an bumped back with a smile.

Little Baize flew over from the window, landed in front of Ling Zhaoxia and said, "They have made an action, Yun Zhongzi reminds you to pay attention."

He spoke in a low voice, Su Yi'an didn't hear clearly, only saw Ling Zhaoxia nodding his head indistinctly.

Little Baize turned around and saw the little hamster sniffing him. Little Baize flicked his tail and roared, "Baa~~~~"

Ling Zhaoxia: "..."

Su Yi'an: "..." Did he really think of himself as a sheep?

The shop stayed open until evening, and Ling Zhaoxia closed the gate after seeing off the last batch of customers.

Chef Tao set the table together, brought out the hot pot, took out the remaining ingredients and said with a smile, "Eat as much as you want, don't leave any leftovers!"

"Eat, eat!" Su Yi'an finished sorting out the bill and sat down, but was dragged by Ling Zhaoxia to wash his hands.

The little hamster ate a stomach full of dried fish and burped in satisfaction. Wei Jiexiu put it on the pillow, and the little hamster turned over and curled up into a ball.

Qiongqi was lying on the sofa and sleeping soundly. He was still awake when several men were cooking the dishes around the hot pot. Su Yi'an wanted to wake him up, but a certain wife and slave shook his head and said, "Let him sleep for a while, let's go sleep first." eat."

A wife and slave pulled ingredients into the hot pot, Su Yi'an reminded: "Where's the meat?"

A wife slave put away the remaining pile of beef and big chicken legs: "These are for him!"

People: "...Hey!"

Qiongqi woke up by himself when he smelled the fragrance. He held the chopsticks in one hand and served the bowl the whole time. A certain wife slave scalded vegetables, fished them, and cooled them down.Wei Jiexiu was self-reliant and said he would do it by himself, Su Yi'an let out an oh, and fed the fans into the big baby's mouth.

People: "...Hey!"

Halfway through the meal, Wei Jiexiu's cell phone rang, and there was the sound of crying and crying. Wei Jiexiu hung up the phone in a hurry after chatting for a few words, stood up and said he wanted to leave.

Su Yian heard a girl's voice on the other end of the phone, seeing Wei Jiexiu's nervous look, Su Yian thought it was Wei Jiexiu's girlfriend.This kid is usually quiet, but he actually found a girlfriend?

Even Ling Zhaoxia thought so.

It was Lin Yanchun who called.

Lin Yanchun said that she had a quarrel with her boyfriend and came out to drink, and happened to be nearby, and wanted to chat with him.

In fact, Wei Jiexiu didn't know her very well, in his heart they were just ordinary friends, but a girl was wandering around drunk, Wei Jiexiu couldn't help it anyway.

Wei Jiexiu's idea is very simple, first stabilize the girl and call her boyfriend to pick her up.

The little hamster was awakened by a sudden movement, and opened his eyes to find that Wei Jiexiu was gone!

Su Yi'an teased: "Maomao, what should I do if Jiexiu doesn't want you?"

"Squeak! Squeak!"

Su Yi'an laughed loudly, put the whirling little hamster back on the mat, and smiled along its fur: "Don't worry, Jiexiu will be back after going out for a while."

Mao Mao sat on the cushion with her head drooping for a while, and then she couldn't help but crawled down to the ground. Su Yi'an wanted to catch it, but Ling Zhaoxia shook his head: "Let it go."

"but……"

"It's okay, it's a little monster, and it's very clever!"

Wei Jiexiu rubbed his eyes, the river disappeared and the streets returned to normal.He felt that he must have had an illusion caused by alcohol. Wei Jiexiu patted his face and ran forward quickly. He felt that something was wrong with his shoes. He took off his shoes and touched his socks. They were wet. water.

Strange, did you step on water just now?

Wei Jiexiu didn't think much, he turned across the street and waved to the girl sitting by the road from a distance.

Lin Yanchun thought that Wei Jiexiu was at home, so he specially waited near his residence, but he didn't expect that Wei Jiexiu didn't come home for the first time, Lin Yanchun forced out a smile, and said with a breath of alcohol, "Senior!"

Wei Jiexiu could smell alcohol from a distance, it seems that Lin Yanchun really drank a lot.Wei Jiexiu wanted to help her up to rest, but she hung on Wei Jiexiu's shoulder and shook her head, saying she wanted to walk.

She thought the street was too noisy, so she took Wei Jiexiu into an alley.

Wei Jiexiu naively persuaded her not to be sad, asked her for her boyfriend's phone number, and told him to come pick her up.

Lin Yanchun drunkenly chatted with him about her love history.

Wei Jiexiu had no choice but to respond humbly.

Lin Yanchun's hand gradually moved to Wei Jiexiu's neck, and it was at this moment that the little hamster bravely charged up, hit her viciously like a shell, and bit her satchel.

Things fell down with a splash, and finally caught Wei Jiexiu's attention.

"Maomao?!" Surprised and angry, Wei Jiexiu put it on his shoulder, and kept apologizing to Lin Yanchun.He couldn't figure out why Maomao didn't like Lin Yanchun, and every time he saw her, he would make trouble or make trouble.

The little hamster bit Wei Jiexiu's ear, jumped off the ground, and pulled Wei Jiexiu's trouser legs resentfully.

Wei Jiexiu covered his ears, he couldn't laugh or cry, did the little troublemaker eat explosives today or something, isn't he too irritable?

He immersed himself in helping Lin Yanchun pick things up, picked up the badge, but the badge slipped out of the holder.

The picture on the badge was of a dark-skinned girl.

Not Lin Yanchun.

This badge with a sticker on it is not hers.

Wei Jiexiu raised his head.

Lin Yanchun was smiling at him.

After Ling Zhaoxia dressed, he threw the stinky hooligan into the room with his backhand.

Su Yi'an wailed: "Hero~~~~~"

"Call again!"

"Hero~~~~~~"

Ling Zhaoxia turned his head and left, Su Yian chased after him, but was thrown into the room by his wife again.

"It's so late, where are you going?" Su Yi'an held him.

"Go to the museum for a meeting." Ling Zhaoxia avoided his gaze and said flatly, "Be back soon."

"Okay, then I'll sleep first."

"Well."

"Good night."

"If you dare to get out of your body, I will cut you off when I come back!"

Su Yi'an straightened her waist: "...Do you want to cut it here?"

"Stinking rogue!"

boom!

The door is closed.

The room suddenly became quiet, Su Yi'an smiled and lay down on the bed, touching his chest, always feeling very flustered, so he simply got up and watched a movie, and lay back down after watching a movie.

The small plants in the wilderness were a little wilted, Su Yi'an got up again, took some water and sprinkled it in the basin.

The little Taotie who usually sleeps on the window sill is not here, so I don't know where to play with Xiao Qiongqi again.

The sudden silence made him feel uneasy. He picked up the longevity lock Ling Zhaoxia gave him to play with.

Ling Zhaoxia said he bought it in a museum and told him to take it with him.

Su Yi'an was wearing it on his body, but not around his neck.

The sheets were replaced with new ones, exuding a delicate smell of washing powder.

Not long ago, they still left traces of their passion on this bed, as if the smell was still lingering at the tip of their noses.Su Yi'an's hand that reached into his trousers accelerated unconsciously, Ling Zhaoxia gasped under him, hooked his neck and kissed him, the sound and the smell seemed to be in his arms and never left.

Su Yi'an closed her eyes, and murmured to Ling Zhaoxia.

Stores are closing their doors one after another, and KFC and McDonald's, which are open all night, are still brightly lit.

There was fog, rivers appeared on the streets, forests covered the reinforced concrete buildings, and floating boulders emerged from the buildings. Before people noticed the abnormality, the virtual images suddenly disappeared.The wind picked up, and the entrenched mist flowed slowly, and another moon appeared next to the moon. The two moons overlapped, and the earth trembled slightly.

At the same time, an inexplicable hurricane blew in the city, flying paper scraps and dust all over the sky. It was at this time that Su Yi'an reached the peak. He straightened his body and shot out a high arc.

Su Yi'an closed his eyes tiredly, and soon fell into a dark dream. He dreamed that he was floating in the air again. He wanted to go to the museum to find Ling Zhaoxia, but his body was out of control, as if being pulled by an inexplicable force. Looking back, it turned out that a wild boar with tusks was hooking him with its claws.

Li tightened his paws and howled tearfully: "Help me, I don't want to go back!"

"You, who are you?!" Su Yi'an struggled with black lines on his face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Su Yi'an: "..."

"Ah——" The huge shadow hit like a meteorite, and Hide and Lili couldn't see it well, so they immediately pushed the savior away with all their strength.

Unexpectedly, Yingyu ticked his beard: "Phew, it's a good thing I met you."

Crowd: "..."

The miserable, unlucky guy bumped into a ball with them. He looked up and saw that there were sporadic strange beasts from mountains and seas all around. They were all sucked into the air by an inexplicable force.

When he realized that he was sucked into the scene of the explosion, Su Yi'an heaved a sigh of relief. Last time he was here, there was a tunnel under the big pit, and he still wanted to escape along the tunnel.

I didn't expect to fall into it this time, and there was endless darkness under the big pit.

As if being torn by an invisible hand, the muscles were broken and the bones were shattered.Su Yi'an couldn't hold on anymore, his eyes went dark and he lost consciousness...

After an unknown amount of time, Su Yi'an was awakened by a gust of wind. He opened his eyes drowsily, and instead of seeing the subway tunnel he expected, he saw a vast expanse of grass, where a small plant was waving its leaves and beating him. Su Yi'an moved his head, and the plant withdrew its painful branches, and swished into the ground.

Su Yi'an rubbed his head and sat up, his butt was bitten by something, he groped on the ground, parted the grass, and touched a sharp corner that stood up.

When I dug it out, I found that it turned out to be something like a brick. It was dark, like tempered glass, and extremely hard.

He couldn't break it even if he kept breaking it, he weighed it, it's quite handy as a weapon!

Su Yi'an stood up holding the brick, and stared wide-eyed to look around. He felt that he might die, and he would go straight to the [-]th floor of hell, but does hell look like this?Doesn't seem right?

The sun was shining brightly, the sky was blue and the clouds were white.Without the high-rise buildings of reinforced concrete, the sky looks blue and clean.

The little plant that hit him sneaked out leaves, Su Yian squatted down, and it shrank back.

"Hello?" Su Yi'an knocked on the soil, but the little plant ignored him.

The breeze brings the fragrance of the earth, the environment is very beautiful, the grass shows a kind of unspoiled tender green, and there are some beautiful small flowers blooming on it... Although it is more ferocious, it is spitting at him (...).

As soon as Su Yi'an approached, those plants shrank into the ground again.

Su Yi'an walked around, but he didn't see anyone except for the strange birds that occasionally flew over his head.

As if he had strayed into a paradise by mistake, Su Yi'an was both curious and scared.

He walked for a long time, and found a forest under the guidance of a kind little plant.

The plants in the forest are also very strange, not only the leaves are big, but the flowers are also big.He smelled a faint sweet smell, which came from a petunias-shaped plant.Su Yi'an climbed up the branch, pulled the petals and looked in, the flower was full of clear liquid, he dipped his fingers into it and licked it, yo, it's nectar!

The flower shook and threw him off.

Before he landed, he was grabbed by a huge moth. Su Yian immediately picked up a brick and hit him with a backhand...

- Boom!

The big moth looked down at him.

Su Yi'an burst into tears, the moth's body was as hard as armor!

The big moth was probably the boss, and the moths that followed it were all very small. Those little moths flew to the morning glory, and burrowed into it in groups.

Su Yi'an raised his hand to grab the big petals.

The morning glory was pulled crookedly by him.

"Let go of me!" Su Yi'an kicked the moth desperately, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The trumpet flower is wobbly, with a mouth full of worms and very helpless.

The big moth concentrated on dealing with the little fresh meat, and didn't notice the plants approaching behind him at all.

The plant opened its mouth wide and swallowed the big moth and Su Yi'an together.

Then it had a stomachache...

"Ouch—" the big plant spat out the unlucky egg, and kicked it far away with the leaves.

Su Yi'an got up wetly, sniffed her arms, hey, it's not the nectar that's sweet, it's their digestive juice that attracts bugs!

What kind of weird dream is this?

As the saying goes, there are dreams in the day and dreams in the night, why don't you see him dreaming of Ling Zhaoxia?

Su Yi'an sat down on the leaf in distress, and when the leaf was thrown hard, he flew out. Su Yi'an learned to be smart after landing, and found a big rock far away from the plants to sit on.

He had to think hard about what was going on.

The boulder swayed, and he stretched out his head to look at him.

Su Yi'an: "..." If it's a dream, wake up quickly! qaq

The big stone stretched out its limbs and tail, and began to crawl slowly. Su Yi'an sat on its shell, following it wandering aimlessly in the woods.

Su Yi'an patted the big rock: "Can you talk?"

The big stone ignored him.

Well, maybe he's the only human in this damn place? qaq

Faintly, as if someone was humming, Su Yi'an quickly jumped off the rock and followed the sound to find it.He heard the sound of rushing waterfalls in the distance, he pushed aside the leaves, and saw a waist-length...man!

The pitch-black robe fell to the ground, revealing a strong and strong body. He walked into the lake humming a song, splashed water on his body, the water droplets slowly slid down his strong muscles, Su Yi'an automatically compared with his wife in his mind, and I quickly came to a conclusion: it is best to be a daughter-in-law! ←The store owner tested it personally, the taste is all good!

The man coiled his long hair behind his head, and suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Zi.

"Who?" The man just asked.

Su Yi'an could hear the murderous look in his tone.

Su Yi'an sneaked away, but was hooked back by the big claws, he turned his head to see... um...

A huge strange-looking monster was stretching its neck to sniff him. It was a strange creature that Su Yi'an had never seen before. It had a big mouth, and its exposed fangs looked like sharp daggers.Su Yi'an couldn't see the monster's emotions, because the monster had no eyes, no nose, and only a big mouth on its face, but above the big mouth were two small holes that seemed to be used for breathing, and two holes grew beside the big mouth. A small tentacle, probably has the same function as the whiskers of cats and dogs, but...it's too short.

Su Yi'an thought that the big monster was going to eat him, so he closed his eyes and tensed his body, but after a while, the big monster was still touching him with its small tentacles, so Su Yi'an grabbed one and pulled it.

Chaos: "...It hurts!"

Su Yi'an: "Ah! You are the one taking a bath..."

Chaos let go of him, gradually shrinking in size, and condensed into a long-haired man in black robe in front of Su Yi'an.

The prototype of Chaos has no face, but the humanoid face is quite handsome, with dark and indifferent eyes, he frowned and said, "Why do you watch me take a bath?"

This has wronged Su Yi'an, he would rather see his daughter-in-law!

Su Yi'an said, "I don't want to either."

"Then you still watch?" Chaos was very concerned.

Su Yi'an was speechless, so don't take a bath in the open air if you are afraid of people watching!

Chaos pinched his arm and asked, "Are you human?"

Su Yi'an doesn't know what clothes the human forms of other alien beasts wear, but he has seen Taotie and Qiongqi. When they first transformed into human forms, they wore black robes. It's really convenient and cool. Could this be their colleague?

The clever Su Yi'an immediately guessed who it was. Seeing that the other party had withdrawn his murderous aura, he boldly asked, "Are you Chaos?"

Chaos: "How did you get in?"

Su Yi'an: "What kind of place is this? The prehistoric world?"

Chaos: "..." Rage value up↑

Su Yi'an: "Hey, you ask first."

"I won't say it a second time if I repeat it." Chaos put his hands behind his back and looked at him arrogantly, "What's the answer?"

Su Yi'an: "Yes, I don't know."

chaos:"…………"

Su Yi'an: "It's your turn."

Chaos took a deep breath: "...What did you ask just now?"

Su Yi'an: "..." No wonder he didn't say the repeated words a second time, so he didn't remember it at all? ! =_=