Gods and Ghosts Have Arrangements to Move Mountains and Seas

Chapter 3 Eat well

Su Yi'an, male, is in his youth (?) in his twenties. He is currently working as a salesman in a certain company. He has bought lottery tickets for more than ten years and has never won a prize.

But he didn't end up with bad luck. He once had a brilliant deed. When Master x held an event with iced black tea, he bought another bottle every time it was a must-win. He drank up the stock in the store for the price of one bottle and had diarrhea for three days.

He is a bit tall, a bit handsome (self-confessed), has a bright smile (verified by the masses), and has hills on his arms (personally tested).

Besides, Su Yi'an couldn't figure out when he became famous.

"I think I look like a star. Look at Xiaoling's reaction, it's like meeting a movie king."

"I think he was scared?" Wei Jiexiu really couldn't bear to expose his best friend's dream, but the fact is that when Ling Zhaoxia sent Su Yi'an down, his whole face was pale, and his words were as angry as silk.

"It's all right, let's go." Ling Zhaoxia left a word, didn't look at them again, and walked to the security room by himself.

Well, the problem is coming.

"Do you think I know him well?" Su Yi'an asked.

"Not familiar, I haven't met a few times in total."

"Then when did he become my fan?"

"People were scared by you."

"I look like a human being, why did I scare him?"

"I don't know... Did you say something that irritated him?"

"He asked me what my name was, and I said my name was Su Yi'an, and then his expression changed immediately, and he looked very surprised."

"……that's it?"

"Yeah." Su Yi'an wiped her face, "Your umbrella is really leaking."

"Your one is a parasol, and mine is an umbrella."

Su Yi'an turned her head and saw that the umbrella of her best friend really deserved to be an umbrella. It was pouring rain outside, and it was also pouring rain inside...

Both of them fell ill the next day, with dizziness, fever and sore throat, and they couldn't eat a plate of food.

Chef Tao made a plate of vinegared vegetables and put them on the table: "Eat, it's a sweet and sour appetizer."

"Da Tao, you're so kind!" Wei Jiexiu immediately whetted his appetite when he saw the sour food, and he enjoyed eating a few mouthfuls. He picked up a chopstick for his best friend, "It's delicious! Try it!"

Su Yi'an drooped his head and remained motionless. Chef Tao personally held a chopstick for him, and said with a smile: "I made this, it was originally for serving wine to myself!"

A layer of light blue animal claws appeared on the rough hands, Su Yi'an shuddered suddenly, raised his head, and met Chef Tao's eyes.

Su Yi'an didn't tell her girlfriend what happened yesterday, it was too mysterious after all, who would have thought that there was a huge beast lurking in the dining hall?

This behemoth is not an entity, but a cloud of light blue mist.

Now, this cloud of mist emanates from Chef Tao's body.

Others were indifferent, a waiter passed behind Chef Tao, and didn't even know that he passed through the giant bone spur formed by the fog.

Su Yi'an shook her hands, picked up the vinegared vegetable and put it into her mouth.

"Is it delicious?" Chef Tao asked.

"Delicious!" It was Wei Jiexiu who answered him, "One more!"

"It's really that delicious?" A reassuring voice sounded, Su Yi'an raised his head in surprise, and saw Ling Zhaoxia took a bite of vinegared vegetables.

Chef Tao didn't move, but the mist on his body flashed, and his huge claws slapped Ling Zhaoxia's head. At the same time, Ling Zhaoxia's broad-edged sword had already reached Chef Tao's neck.

"Wait! Don't do anything!!!" Su Yi'an was shocked, "Don't do anything here!!!"

Wei Jiexiu: (⊙_⊙)? ? ?

The masses: (⊙_⊙)? ? ?

All eyes were on Su Yi'an.

Su Yi'an was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. He was really afraid that they would fight on the spot, so he desperately persuaded: "Put down your weapon! Put down your weapon! Don't get excited!!!"

Fuck!arms? ? ?

Everyone stopped eating, threw away their chopsticks and bowls, and exited in a big circle with Su Yi'an's table as the center.

Wei Jiexiu, who was in the center of the crowd, was dumbfounded, and was completely stunned there with the bowl in his hand.

The Minister of Security rushed over with a group of security guards, and was terrified when he saw the situation. Was it a gun or a bomb? !

With an expression of stepping on shit, Chef Tao retracted his claws in embarrassment. Ling Zhaoxia hesitated for a moment, and then retracted his broad sword.

In the eyes of everyone, Chef Tao pushed the plate towards Ling Zhaoxia, and as for Ling Zhaoxia, the suspended chopsticks finally fell, picking up a piece of vinegared vegetables...

In the security room, the head of security turned around like a raging lion, stood still, and fired at them: "What are you doing? Ah? What are you doing?!"

"Report! Eat!" Ling Zhaoxia straddled his hands behind his back, held his head high, and replied neither humble nor overbearing.

The Minister of Security looked around him and landed on Chef Tao.

Chef Tao still had a simple and honest look: "Hehe, I made them a plate of vinegared vegetables!"

"Vinegared vegetables?" The Minister of Security glanced at Wei Jiexiu, "He gave you a plate of vinegared vegetables?"

Wei Jiexiu nodded, and turned to his girlfriend for help.

"What about the weapon?" The Minister of Security finally stood in front of Su Yian, and because Su Yian was half a head taller than him, the Minister of Security raised his head and stared at him.

The sweat on Su Yi'an's face merged into a stream, dripping down from his chin.

Hehe, it was so cool to shout at that time, now you know you are afraid?The Minister of Security straightened his back and roared again: "Ask you! Where are the weapons?!"

"Weapon...weapon..." Su Yi'an looked at the long tail coiled on the ground with a livid face. The tail was covered with dangerous bone spurs, and it swept back and forth like a mace.

Su Yi'an is depressed, why can't other people see it... He really wanted to remind the Minister of Security that he is poking your ass with a bone spur, you know? !

Su Yi'an, male, was born in the third yin period. He was born with evil spirits and suffered constant disasters throughout his life.

Ghost collision rate: 99.999%

Bad luck value: 99.999%

Lucky value: 0.001%

To put it simply, everyone sees people suffer, ghosts worry about ghosts, and the supernatural radar with extraordinary talents, but the person involved doesn't know it.

The reason for not knowing is simple, no one has ever told him about it.

Ling Zhaoxia knew.

Ling Zhaoxia calculated that he would meet a super evil star, and the name of this evil star was Su Yi'an.

There is a small longevity lock hanging around Su Yi'an's neck, which was given to her by her grandmother, and she did not disclose any information to her grandson until her grandmother passed away, but she only told her that the longevity lock must never be removed.

This longevity lock broke a few days ago and broke into two pieces. These two pieces of broken jade are still kept in Su Yian's drawer.

Even the longevity lock can't stop Su Yi'an's catastrophe.

But that day, Su Yi'an met the great savior Ling Zhaoxia on the infinite loop of stairs...

After Su Yi'an typed out more than 3000 words, he slumped in front of the computer. Wei Jiexiu made him a cup of lemon tea and encouraged him, "Come on! There are still [-] words!"

"Are you saying that the leader has lost his mind? A 1-word review report! I have to review over and over again more than [-] words... Hah!"

Wei Jiexiu wiped his nose for him, sighed and said, "Who told you to yell nonsense and even sneezed on the Minister of Security, now you can't escape if the leader comes forward, right? Hurry up and write, it's due tomorrow!"

"but I……"

"Ok?"

"Oh, forget it, it's nothing." Su Yi'an hid a big secret in his heart, and he kindly reminded him that he was still misunderstood in the end, so he kept panicking.

Wei Jiexiu has known him for many years, and he has never seen a girlfriend so entangled. He sat next to him and persuaded him kindly: "If you have something on your mind, it will be better to say it."

"If I tell you, will you believe me?"

"Well, you said."

"I like you."

"...Oh...ah?!!!" Wei Jiexiu blushed suddenly, "I...I, I..."

Seeing Su Yian holding back his laughter, Wei Jiexiu finally realized that his best friend was teasing him, and was so angry that he rubbed Su Yian's head in his arms, who was laughing loudly.

Su Yi'an was rubbed dizzy by him, glanced at the wall clock, and suddenly thought of a question.

Rain or shine, Ling Zhaoxia didn't pass by tonight?

The torrential rain was pouring, and the roar of thunder was getting louder and louder. The windows in the dining hall were not closed, and the heavy rain poured in, forming puddles on the ground.

Ling Zhaoxia stepped into the puddle, leaped onto the wall, took advantage of his kick, flew into the air and turned over with his hands, fell to the ground and rolled, got up and jumped onto the table, jumped into the air, raised his hands above his head...

"What is he doing?" Wei Jiexiu looked puzzled, "Practicing acrobatics?"

Su Yi'an clenched her fists, sweating from nervousness.

Ling Zhaoxia was fighting with the giant blue beast, but Wei Jiexiu couldn't see it.

The appearance of the giant beast was clearer than last night, the fangs around its mouth could be seen clearly, the gluttonous tail was very long, and now it had gone around Ling Zhaoxia's back, giving it a big swing!

"!!!" Su Yi'an opened his mouth wide, watching Ling Zhaoxia slam into the wall like a kite with a broken string.

Ling Zhaoxia's reaction was very fast, he had already adjusted his posture the moment he was shot, and put his feet on the wall, subtly defusing the momentum.

If it wasn't for the critical situation, Su Yi'an would almost applaud.

Ling Zhaoxia swung his big sword and cut off the tail of the giant beast. The giant claws of the giant beast also slapped Ling Zhaoxia's arm. One person and one beast jumped away at the same time. Ling Zhaoxia coughed up a mouthful of blood and tried to move his arm, but the arm It was as cold as ice, and I lost my sense of numbness.

"The strength is recovering pretty well." Ling Zhaoxia tapped a few acupuncture points, secretly raised his breath and walked his tendons, but there was still a mocking smile on his lips, "It's thanks to the God of God, thunder and rain, right?"

"Heh!" the giant beast uttered Chef Tao's voice. It pawed the ground with its claws and its beard swelled angrily. "I'm not the only one who escaped from the seal. Why do you keep staring at me?"

Ling Zhaoxia didn't answer, and charged forward again with his sword in hand.

Wei Jiexiu asked softly, "Who is he talking to?"

no respond.

"An Zi?" Wei Jiexiu turned his head and saw Su Yi'an scratching his neck with a flushed face.

Wei Jiexiu patted him: "Stop playing, I'm asking you!"

Su Yi'an shook his head, his face wrinkled into a ball, two hands were stuck around his neck, those two hands suddenly exerted force, and pulled him back, Su Yi'an fell to the ground, and was dragged by those hands and slipped out in an instant A few meters away, Wei Jiexiu couldn't believe his eyes, he saw his best friend writhing and struggling, sliding into the depths of darkness like a piece of soap.

When Ling Zhaoxia heard the movement, he was stunned for a moment, and he didn't dodge. His thigh was swept by the tail. Ling Zhaoxia got up several times in a row, clutching his legs and limping towards the corridor.

what happened? !what happened? !

When Wei Jiexiu was running, he couldn't stop thinking, what was Anzi caught by? !

Su Yi'an's speed was so fast, he slipped out of the light range in the blink of an eye, Wei Jiexiu stepped on the puddle and slipped to the ground, the phone dropped from his hand, and the battery fell out.

Surrounded by suffocating darkness, Wei Jiexiu got up, gritted his teeth and continued to chase.

He had a premonition that if he failed to catch up with his best friend, he might never see him again in this life.

Lightning struck and illuminated the corridor, Su Yi'an stretched out his hand to hold the water pipe, he couldn't breathe, his eyes turned black, unable to withstand the strange force, he finally let go of his hand.

Wei Jiexiu swooped into his best friend's arms and hugged him tightly with hands and feet, but it was useless, the strange force dragged the two men to continue sliding, Su Yi'an tried his best before falling into the fire escape Push Wei Jiexiu away with all his strength.

The fire escape was pitch-black, with no freight elevators, no stairs, and nothing. Wei Jiexiu grabbed Su Yian's hand just in time when he fell into the abyss, and the other hand grabbed the fire door. The two of them were like hanging a gourd Hanging in nothingness.

The hands of the two were sweaty. Wei Jiexiu tried a few times, but he couldn't make it work. He shouted down: "Anzi, hold on!"

Su Yi'an was speechless, blood was dripping from the corner of his mouth, and he was in great pain. Fortunately, there was no light here, and his best friend couldn't see his distressed appearance.

"Don't let go!!!" Ling Zhaoxia arrived in time and grabbed Wei Jiexiu. Suddenly a gust of cold wind blew from the bottom of the abyss. Wei Jiexiu couldn't see it, but Ling Zhaoxia did.

Several dark shadows rushed towards Ling Zhaoxia, wanting to take him down as well.

Ling Zhaoxia was sweating on his forehead, he was holding Wei Jiexiu with one hand, and wielding a broad-bladed sword with the other. Several wrists were wrapped around Ling Zhaoxia's waist, and his figure swayed, almost falling down.

At this moment, Taotie opened his mouth wide, bit Ling Zhaoxia and shook his head, pulling out Wei Jiexiu and Su Yi'an, Su Yi'an still had a series of shadows with unclear faces on his feet.

Taotie ate them all at once, and the fire escape returned to normal. Just as the door of the freight elevator opened, the head of security came out aggressively with a group of security guards. After a while, the head of security lay on the ground.

"Minister! Minister!" The security guards helped him up one after another. The security minister held his waist and gasped, pointing to the water on the ground and emphasized, "The cleaning work is not done well! This matter must be reported!"

"Yes yes yes... Minister, are you alright?!"

"It's okay, I fell this one, I'm going to die..." The Minister of Security felt really ashamed, and the tiger showed his strength and led the patrol himself, and fell as soon as he came out. Is there anyone more unlucky than him?

……Have.

Outside the fire door, there were three people lying in a haphazard manner. Under their bodies, there were long sliding marks...

"The leader said that we fell unconscious when we stepped on the water, do you believe it?" Su Yi'an hung one leg, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"I feel like I had a dream. I woke up and went to the hospital." Wei Jiexiu was wrapped up like a mummy, and he also stared blankly at the ceiling.

"Skate from one end of the corridor to the other... Hehehe, why don't you go to the ice skating competition?" Chef Tao was in a good mood and cut up the apples, peeled them into cute bunnies, put toothpicks on them... eat by yourself .

Wei Jiexiu didn't know Chef Tao's identity yet, so he clamored to eat an apple. Chef Tao kindly pierced a piece and fed him.

Ling Zhaoxia turned his head and looked at Chef Tao coldly.

The light blue phantom condensed on Chef Tao's body was nibbling at the black shadow on Su Yi'an's body with relish.

Su Yi'an, who lost his longevity lock and the golden card of the Buddha statue, stared blankly at another black shadow that rushed up.

After eating all afternoon, Taotie hiccupped and felt full.

"I'm leaving, I still have to cook for the canteen!" Chef Tao patted his ass and left after eating and drinking.

There were so many wandering spirits in the hospital, Su Yi'an was surrounded by black shadows, turning into a big black ball.

Ling Zhaoxia asked Wei Jiexiu: "You also have a gold card from Zhang Kaiguang?"

"Ah."

"where?"

"In the bag."

"Borrow it and use it."

Wei Jiexiu threw the backpack over with difficulty, and the backpack hit the other person's stomach, and the black shadow ran around and fled in a panic.

The three of them turned around in Taotie's stomach, and they were covered with a lot of cold air, and lay down in the hospital for more than a week.

During the period, Chef Tao delivered meals and fruits, and was extremely active. Wei Jiexiu was moved. Only Su Yi'an and Ling Zhaoxia knew that Taotie came to the hospital for dinner.

"You're like that, you specialize in attracting swarms of flies." Ling Zhaoxia commented on this expressionlessly.

Su Yi'an: "...Shit?"

Ling Zhaoxia: "Just know!"

Su Yi'an complained: "Why not flowers?!"

"...Are you worthy?" Ling Zhaoxia pushed him away and walked into the fire escape.

Su Yi'an followed behind him obediently, and went down to the first floor safely. Ling Zhaoxia was too lazy to look at the evil star, and turned back to the security room.

Su Yi'an called to stop him: "Hey!"

A vein popped up on Ling Zhaoxia's forehead, he turned around and stared at him coldly.

"Who are you? Why are there..." Su Yi'an made a golfing gesture, "A sword?"

"none of your business?"

"I want one too."

"dream!"

"Oh." Su Yi'an scratched his head, "Then... what kind of animal is Chef Tao?"

"Gaotie, an ancient beast!" Speaking of this, Ling Zhaoxia was extremely depressed, "If I hadn't rushed to save you, maybe I would have sealed him by now!"

"Ah! Then, what should we do then?" Su Yi'an's face became hot all of a sudden, he just went to have a look out of curiosity, how did he expect such an accident to happen?

But when it comes to Chef Tao, Su Yi'an thinks he is quite a kind person, he will secretly add a spoonful of food when scooping up vegetables, he can pickle and cook, he is proficient in all kinds of Chinese and Western food, and more importantly, this beast seems to like to eat it Those black wandering souls.

Just as he was lost in thought, he heard Ling Zhaoxia say another sentence: "It's very difficult to deal with him now, it would be great if we could find out where he lives."

"Why are you looking for a place to live?"

"Gaotie's strength is weak now, and he needs to sleep to save energy. During sleep, he is the weakest time. He can't materialize now, and he is supported by a body, like a flower, rooted in the soil, understand?"

After speaking, Ling Zhaoxia turned around and left, ignoring him any more.

"..." Su Yi'an was extremely conflicted, he is a flower, I am shit, bah!

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that I really don't know where Chef Tao lives.

He was the first to go to work and the last to leave work every day. After locking the kitchen door at night, where would he go?

lock the kitchen door...

kitchen……

"Could it be the kitchen?" Su Yi'an muttered and walked towards the gate, but Ling Zhaoxia stopped as if enlightened, turned around, and rushed into the fire escape.