Gods and Ghosts Have Arrangements to Move Mountains and Seas

Chapter 8 is Qiongqi not a dad!

Being thrown out of the room by Ling Zhaoxia for the nth time, Su Yi'an became more frustrated and courageous, clutching her waist and limping in again, only to be thrown out again after a while.

Ling Zhaoxia clapped his hands, lay back on the bed and continued to read. From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the unlucky guy limping in again. Ling Zhaoxia was angry and funny: "I don't know kung fu at all! Even if I know it, I won't teach you. You're dead!" Take care!"

Su Yi'an learned to be smart this time. He sat on the edge of the bed and asked mysteriously: "Hero, who are the man in the suit and the old man in the suit? They know how to use power grids!"

"do not know."

"What kind of animal is that dog?"

"What dog?"

"Nine Tails."

"Stupid! That's a fox! Nine-tailed sky fox!"

Su Yi'an took out his mobile phone and searched it. On the encyclopedia, it says that the nine-tailed fox is a creature in ancient Chinese myths and legends, and the source comes from "Shan Hai Jing".

It's Shan Hai Jing again!

"Hero, is Taotie also from the Classic of Mountains and Seas?"

"No."

"It's written on the Internet." Su Yi'an turned on the phone and showed him.

Ling Zhaoxia sneered: "How can you trust anything on the Internet?"

Su Yi'an took out a copy of "Complete Explanation of the Classic of Mountains and Seas with Graphics and Texts" from the bedside table.

Ling Zhaoxia: "...how can you trust books so casually?"

Su Yi'an read the slogan on the cover: "Published by the Ancient Books Publishing House, revised by experts for many years..."

"Okay." Ling Zhaoxia sighed, and finally admitted, "To be precise, they were sealed in the Shanhai seal, but the seal broke a while ago, and they escaped."

"So you want to catch them?"

"Correct."

"How many?"

"I don't know. I only found a part of the bamboo slips... that is, the seal. The little monster is nothing, but the four beasts must be captured."

"Hmph!" Little Taotie bit his tail and circled on the windowsill.

Ling Zhaoxia flicked the little Taotie, and the little Taotie rolled into the flowerpot with an oops.

"The energy in the place where the mountain and sea beasts are hiding is abnormal, which affects the wandering souls nearby. This is why you can see the mother and daughter even wearing the bamboo slice..."

"Like an amplifier?"

"Well, it's very appropriate." Ling Zhaoxia patted the smart and unlucky guy, "They haven't been sealed for long, and their strength hasn't recovered yet. Most of them are hidden. If the little girl didn't call, I wouldn't have found it... I thought it was a ferocious beast, but I didn’t expect it to be a nine-tailed fox. He hid well, but he hesitated to save you, so he exposed his identity.”

"Why did he run away?"

The little Taotie climbed out of the flowerpot humming and whimpering, and said very depressedly: "After so many years of being locked up, I finally escaped, who wants to be caught back!"

The smart Su Yi'an understood again: "That's right! After finally escaping from prison, of course I have to escape!"

Little Taotie, who was forced to escape from prison, thought for a long time but couldn't refute.

Su Yi'an which pot does not open and which pot to lift, one sentence directly pokes the little Taotie's heart: "Then can you still escape?"

"Is it possible to escape after being caught?" Little Taotie really wanted to cry. He was possessed well, but if nothing happened, he would live as chef Tao Tie, but in the end, he accidentally revealed his secrets. up!It's fine to reveal the secret, the big deal is to resign and change to another place, but he can't figure it out, how can he still be discovered when he hides well in the kitchen at night?

"Some bastard must have spotted me! Hmph!"

"Hah!" A certain bastard rubbed his nose, looking at Ling Zhaoxia with bright eyes, "Hero, I want to see the seal of mountains and seas!"

"It's just a roll of broken bamboo slips, what's there to see!" Ling Zhaoxia flicked his arms impatiently, pulling away the claws of the unlucky guy.

Su Yi'an had no choice but to change the subject: "Can you teach me kung fu? The kind that can jump onto a light box at once... ah ah——"

Su Yi'an flew out of the room upside down, Ling Zhaoxia scolded: "Get out!"

"Hero, this is my room."

Ling Zhaoxia: "..."

Ling Zhaoxia got off the bed with a straight face, and Su Yi'an hurriedly shouted: "Don't, don't, don't! Hero, don't get out! I'll just get out!"

With that said, Su Yi'an skillfully rolled into the hall, rolled all the way to the gate, stood up, and patted his clothes: "Hero, I'm going to the shop."

There were so many customers in the dessert shop on weekends, when Su Yian went downstairs, he tripped over his left foot and tripped over his right foot, and just as he was about to roll down, a strong hand reached out and caught him...the two rolled down together... …

Chef Tao hummed a little song and put the ice cream on the table, and the unlucky guy pushed the ice cream towards Ling Zhaoxia.

Ling Zhaoxia, whose nostrils were stuffed with tissues, turned his face silently. Chef Tao said, "Eating ice is good for nosebleeds. Ice will stop the bleeding quickly, hehehehe!"

A middle-aged man walked into the store and complained to the waiter, "Why didn't you deliver food today?"

"The delivery guy twisted his leg." Wei Jiexiu explained, "I can't deliver today!"

"Okay, five servings of strawberry cake! Hurry up!" The middle-aged man looked at Sven, but his temper was very irritable. He took out his mobile phone and played crazy birds, and raised his head after playing for a while, "It's not good yet ?!"

Wei Jiexiu: "It will be ready soon!"

"I've finished one level!"

"Come on, come on!"

Chef Tao brought out a strawberry cake and placed it in front of the man. The man raised his head and looked at Chef Tao. Chef Tao also squinted his eyes and looked him up and down.

"What are you looking at! Have you never seen a handsome guy?!" The man gave him a blank look.

Wei Jiexiu packed the cake and put it in a bag. When the man paid, his sleeves slid down, exposing his bandaged wrist. He took the bag, tightened his coat, and hurried out of the dessert shop.

Chef Tao picked up his apron and wiped his hands, and kept his eyes on the man's receding back.

Su Yi'an asked curiously, "Da Tao, do you know him?"

"I don't know." Chef Tao shook his head, "His stinky character and sloppy tone remind me of a bastard."

Zeng Guohao took out a small gift box from the bag, opened it, took out a spoon to dig and eat, but digging with a small spoon was obviously not his style, he got impatient after digging a few times, threw away the spoon, picked up the cake and stuffed it into his mouth inside.

When he got home, there was only one small gift box left. Zeng Guohao opened the door and heard the sound of crying from the room. He kicked off his leather shoes irritably, and ran into the room barefoot.

The baby is seven months old. Zeng Guohao's wife passed away during childbirth. The baby is usually carried by Zeng Guohao's old mother, but during this time the old mother went home to worship the ancestors, saying that she was afraid that the baby would be afflicted by ghosts. I didn't dare to take the baby back, so I entrusted it to a neighbor to take care of it.

In the evening, Zeng Guohao took the baby home after get off work.

This is Zeng Guohao's life when he was still alive.

Now, Zeng Guohao is dead.

There was a big explosion on the construction site, and Zeng Guohao's stomach was pierced by a steel bar, and his internal organs poured out on the ground.

Qiongqi found Zeng Guohao who still had a trace of breath in the mess.

Zeng Guohao's skin is still intact, healthy, and can be used after washing, so Qiongqi stuffed the internal organs of the ground into Zeng Guohao's stomach, used his strength to repair the wound, and then he attached himself to Zeng Guohao's body happily In fact, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to show up, no one can find him.

Qiongqi, who successfully escaped from prison, is full of longing for the future.

But Qiongqi didn't expect that after the possession, the tragedy began.

Qiongqi waved a small gift box in front of the baby: "Little ancestor, the meal is here!"

The baby didn't appreciate it, and kicked his legs with a wrinkled face: "Wow——"

"Ancestor! What do you want to do? Don't cry, just tell me what you have!"

The baby was still crying, and Qiongqi had no choice but to hug him and coax him. There was a smell coming from the baby's diaper. Qiongqi unbuttoned the diaper.

After changing the diaper, the baby really calmed down. He looked at his father with big watery eyes, but Qiongqi was not his father. He stared at the baby and threatened viciously: "Cry again, I'll eat you!"

The baby cried loudly, and Qiongqi was frightened again.

Zeng Guohao has been staying at home since the accident at the construction site, taking care of the baby full-time. A few days ago, Qiongqi was complacent and thought that he had picked a good body. He saw the situation at home from Zeng Guohao's memory, and after picking up the baby, he put it aside and left it alone. Well, it's not his child anyway, so what does it matter to him?

Qiongqi controls Zeng Guohao's body and packs his things. He is going to flee to another city and change his name to avoid the limelight.

But Zeng Guohao quit.

The little bit of Zeng Guohao's soul still remained in his body, and the luggage that Qiongqi managed to pack with great difficulty returned to its original state the next day after a sleep.

Not only that, Zeng Guohao also used Qiongqi as a battery, and at night when Qiongqi's soul fell asleep, he controlled his body to change his son's diaper and feed him milk.

The little baby is always fussy at night, when he makes a fuss, Qiongqi can't sleep anymore,

Qiongqi felt that this kind of life was too tiring. He fell in love with a body on the street and planned to change it. Zeng Guohao was already dead anyway. As long as Qiongqi left, Zeng Guohao would return to the state of a corpse, and the remaining soul would follow him. The body weakens and drifts away.

What about the baby?

snort!who cares!

Imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel.

Qiongqi hugged the baby and sat on the edge of the bed in a daze. He couldn't figure out why he couldn't break free from this body.

Not only can't break free, but also can't lay hands on the baby.

Qiongqi understands that Zeng Guohao's soul is playing tricks, but the problem is, that trace of soul is so weak that he can't catch it, where does the energy affect him?

If you can't walk and walk, and you can't kill and kill, what should you do?Consume it!

The baby grabbed Qiongqi's shirt with his small hands and tugged and tugged, and even tore open a few buttons.

"What do you want?" Qiongqi was at a loss.

The baby blows the mouth of the bubble: "嘿喝噗!"

Is he thirsty?Qiongqi recalled the parenting programs on TV, he unbuttoned his shirt to expose his chest, hugged the baby closer, the baby turned his head, and sucked the man's chest.

But where do men have milk?

The baby sucked a few times and couldn't drink milk, his mouth flattened, and he cried again. Qiongqi was so loud that he ran to make milk and poured it into a bottle to serve the grandpa. The grandpa thought it was too hot , refused to drink, continued to cry, Qiongqi coaxed him to want to cry, his mother, he is a majestic ancient beast who is bringing a baby, where is his dignity? !

After finally getting the milk cold, the baby fell asleep with a satisfied face after sucking the milk. Qiongqi covered the grandfather with a small blanket, touched his dry chest, and deeply reflected on why men don't have milk.

Looking at the small gift box, Qiongqi asked the ancestor: "Hey, do you still want to eat? If not, I will eat it!"

The grandpa's face was red and drooling from his sleep. Qiongqi wiped his saliva to make sure that the grandpa was fast asleep. Then Qiongqi sat by the bed and ate the strawberry cake.

Su Yi'an clenched his fist and regained consciousness in his right hand. He picked up his clothes. The bruises were still there, but they were returning to normal at a slow speed.

"It's all right." Ling Zhaoxia concluded after checking, "The matter has been resolved, and the mother and daughter have fulfilled their wishes, and will not come to you again."

"Really?"

"Well, so you can go back to sleep."

"Heroes."

"what?"

"this is my room."

"..." Ling Zhaoxia got up with a straight face, Su Yi'an stopped him: "Don't, don't! You don't have to go! I'll go!"

"Are you having a good time rolling today?"

"So cool!"

"Continue!" Ling Zhaoxia pointed at the door of the room, and Su Yi'an rolled out obediently.

Ling Zhaoxia lay on the bed for a while, and suddenly remembered that there was a mountain and sea seal in his room, and inside it was a strange beast that had not been unsealed, if something unlucky broke it...

Running out of the room, I saw the unlucky guy curled up pitifully on the sofa.

Ling Zhaoxia sighed: "Forget it."

"Hero, are you willing to teach me kung fu?"

"Get out!...Come back! Come in and sleep!"

Thunder and lightning flashed outside the window, and the heavy rain left water marks on the window. Ling Zhaoxia broke Su Yi'an's arm, stood up and looked out the window.

Ling Zhaoxia had noticed earlier that there was a seemingly invisible ray of cold air following behind the unlucky guy, but tonight, the main body of that cold air finally came to the door.

Ling Zhaoxia took a few glances, put away his sword, and said in a cold voice, "You have business with him?"

The wandering spirit was floating around outside the window, as if hesitating whether to go in or not. The little Taotie squatted on the window sill, not intending to give way, something came in through the crack of the window, and landed on the window sill with a jingle.

Little Taotie ran over to pick it up, and was surprised to find that it was a fifty-cent coin!

Su Yi'an slept soundly, it felt so good to have a dreamless night, he pressed the alarm to stop and continued to sleep, the lazy alarm went off again every 3 minutes, continued to press, and again, continued to press, and again...

Ling Zhaoxia couldn't bear it anymore, he picked up the big slacker, shook his hands and threw it out of the room...

Su Yi'an was in a particularly good mood, playing with a fifty-cent coin and humming, Wei Jiexiu waved his hand in front of him: "Master, I'm off work! Don't be dazed!"

"Huh, are you off work?" Su Yi'an finally came back to his senses, and carefully put the coins into his wallet.

Wei Jiexiu was curious: "Is this coin special? You've been touching it all day!"

"Of course! Hero here!"

"Do not believe!"

"Well, the hero said it was given by a customer!"

"Guest?" Wei Jiexiu asked with question marks all over his head, "Did the guest owe fifty cents?"

"It should be." Su Yi'an put on his backpack and smiled, "But I didn't see that guest, it was handed over by a hero, this coin must be my lucky star!"

Then the lucky star was accidentally spent by the unlucky guy.

The unlucky man watched the uncle give the coin to a girl, and he was heartbroken with regret!

The uncle who roasted the squid was very puzzled. Why is this young man crying while holding the squid in his mouth? Is his squid so delicious? !

A piece of news was playing on the radio. A bizarre murder occurred in a certain apartment. The owner xx died on the bed in the middle of the night. The woman who lived with her also went crazy. Everyone said there was a ghost in the house...

Su Yi'an never dreamed of the mother and daughter again. The experience in the small building seemed to be an overly real dream. He came to that road again when delivering food that day, the newsstand moved away, and the small building It was also dismantled into a pile of ruins.

Half an hour later, Su Yi'an returned to the dessert shop, and heard the baby's babbling and crying from a distance.

The irritable man dropped his chopsticks with a snap, and moved the baby on his back into his arms. Wei Jiexiu was really afraid that the man would throw the baby to the ground, so he was so frightened that he didn't dare to breathe, and was always ready to save the baby.

The store was quiet, and the customers all stared at the irascible father.

Qiongqi was so aggrieved that he kindly took his grandfather out for a walk, but he was ungrateful and kept arguing after eating!Qiongqi gritted his teeth, the veins on his forehead twitched, it's really a tiger that doesn't show its power, think of him as a sick cat!

He frantically took out from his pocket...the rubber duckling.

Qiongqi squeezed the duckling: "Ahhh~"

Baby:"……"

Qiongqi: "Puff puff puff, quack quack quack~"

The baby opened his big tearful eyes and waved his little hand: "Yi~"

Put the duckling in the hands of the grandfather, and while the grandfather is playing with the duckling, the daddy is forced to take the time to pick up the meal.

The baby sucked the duckling in his mouth, Qiongqi was startled, took the duckling away and scolded him: "You can't eat it!"

The baby was about to cry again with his mouth flattened, Qiongqi had no choice but to call the waiter: "Do you have milk?"

"Ah? I, I..." Wei Jiexiu touched his chest a few times, and said pitifully, "I don't have milk!"

Yaoshou!The veins on Qiongqi's forehead were twitching again: "I know you don't have milk, so I asked if you have any milk!"

"Yes." It was Ling Zhaoxia who answered him, and the owner went out to make a glass of milk himself, inserted a straw and handed it to him.

Qiongqi took the cup and handed the straw to the grandfather: "Drink, go to bed early after drinking!"

The grandfather cried loudly, kicked his legs, and almost spilled the milk, and Qiongqi's eyes turned red: "Master, what do you want?! Don't cry, just say it!"

"Um... did the baby pee his pants?" a girl asked tentatively.

Yup!

Qiongqi was so enlightened, look, women are experienced, and they hit the mark when they say it!

After changing the diaper, the baby calmed down.

Q: What should I do if the baby is crying?

答:

1: Hungry→feeding.

2: Urinated → change diaper.

3: Baba → Change diapers.

Summary: Changing diapers is the best way to calm your baby!

Qiongqi waited for the grandfather to change a diaper before going to bed, and he lay down happily, thinking that he would be able to sleep peacefully, but it didn't take long for him to sleep, and the baby started fussing again.

Qiongqi was tired and exhausted, trying to communicate with the other soul in his body: "Hey! Give me back your body, come out and bring your baby!"

Zeng Guohao's thin and weak soul said: "I have to wait for you to sleep before I can come out!"

Qiongqi: "Okay, I'll sleep right away!"

Baby: "Wow——Wow—"

Qiongqi: "..."

Qiongqi stared at his bloodshot eyes and sat up, breastfeeding the grandpa and changing the diaper. The grandpa was still crying. He unbuttoned his pajamas and let the baby suck his nipple. The baby sucked a few times and continued wow cry.

After tossing and tossing for half an hour, Qiongqi really couldn't help it. He hugged the grandfather and coaxed him, coaxing his eyes to turn red, and tears fell down in big drops.

He hasn't slept well for several days in a row. To be precise, he hasn't had a good night's sleep since he was possessed and took the baby back. The longest sleep record is five hours. During those five hours, Zeng Guohao came out , he coaxed his son himself, so that Qiongqi had a chance to sleep for a while.

"Ancestor, please let me go, I really want to sleep, woo woo woo!!!"

"Wow-wow--"

"What should I do, what should I do???" Qiongqi asked Zeng Guohao for help with snot and tears. Zeng Guohao also said that there was no way. Usually, the baby would be quiet after feeding and changing diapers, but for some reason today. After the procedure, the baby still kept crying.

Through his teary eyes, Zeng Guohao noticed that there was a small red spot on the baby's arm.

"Did he get bitten by a mosquito?" Zeng Guohao guessed, "Scratch him and apply medicine?"

Qiongqi gently scratched the grandfather's arm, hey, it really works!The baby is comfortable and crying less.

Qiongqi found another baby-specific medicine and applied it on him. He held the baby in his arms and hummed a lullaby. The baby finally fell asleep. Qiongqi covered him with a small blanket and looked around. Found a small mosquito that cost a thousand dollars on the wall!

A layer of light blue smoke emerged from Zeng Guohao's body. The mosquitoes were frightened, buzzed and flew up, and were swallowed into the mouth by the angry Qiongqi.

Qiongqi couldn't escape from Zeng Guohao's body, and it was already the limit to protrude halfway. In order to eat mosquitoes, he specially materialized the part above the neck. After killing a mosquito, the ferocious monster licked its mouth contentedly and let out a sneer.

When he turned his head, he saw Uncle Zuzu opened his eyes and stared at him. Qiongqi was immediately frightened. Why did you say he came out for nothing? Now it's all right. When Zuzu saw it, is he going to cry again? !

Qiongqi wanted to retract into his body, but the grandfather babbled and stretched out his little hand. Qiongqi pondered for a while, then stretched his head over, the baby's little hand touched Qiongqi's big nose, it was cool and wet, It's fun!

"Oh, grandpa, just play if you want, don't cry!" Qiongqi was tired, stretched his head and closed his eyes, and after a while, the baby hugged Qiongqi's nose and fell asleep drowsily past.

Q: What should I do if the baby is crying?

答:

4: Bitten by a mosquito→scratch→apply medicine.

(ps: Remember to eat the mosquitoes!)

5: Materialize, hug the baby's nose!