Gods and Ghosts Have Arrangements to Move Mountains and Seas

Chapter 9 Super Dad Bodyguard

Ling Zhaoxia kicked off the fence and jumped onto the roof. He walked on the roof like a flat river, and ran out of several buildings one after another.

The mist didn't expect Ling Zhaoxia to run in front of it, and was startled for a moment, it was too late to turn around, Ling Zhaoxia's big sword had already slashed over, the mist was cut into two balls, and the two balls of mist continued to split, more and more divided , the volume became smaller and smaller, and finally solidified into little hamster-like creatures fleeing in panic, some ran into the wall, some went straight into the ground, and one clumsily ran in the wrong direction. He bumped out from the fleeing army, rolled to Su Yi'an's feet with a grunt, and a little fluffy hamster gradually appeared on the empty dv screen.

"Wow! So cute!" Su Yi'an grabbed it and held it on the palm of his hand, pointed at it with the dv, the little hamster shrank into a ball and trembled, it finally realized that it had materialized and was discovered by others! qaq

The little hamster was terrified, and the big teardrops rolled down one by one like broken beads.

"It's just a low-level little monster." Ling Zhaoxia's voice sounded.

"Ah... Hero, what a coincidence hahaha!" Su Yi'an quickly hid the dv and the little hamster behind her back as if she had been caught cheating on an exam.

Ling Zhaoxia stretched out his hand expressionlessly: "Here."

"..." Su Yi'an had no choice but to hand him the dv, and said frankly, "Actually, I didn't take any pictures. I just bought it and was about to try it out, when I saw you..."

"I mean, that monster!" Ling Zhaoxia is not afraid that he will capture something, as long as the monster is not materialized, modern equipment cannot capture it.

Su Yi'an had no choice but to hand the little hamster up. The little hamster rolled into a ball in his palm, and his tearful appearance was very pitiful. It recognized that it was the enemy chasing them, so it trembled even more. In the shadows, anxious and frightened, some brave ones have already ran out to save it.

"Hero...don't chop it up?" Su Yi'an watched Ling Zhaoxia take over the little hamster, feeling very worried.

"Don't cut it." Ling Zhaoxia put it down on the ground. The little hamster was sitting on the ground in a daze and hadn't regained consciousness. Ling Zhaoxia smiled and pushed it, "Don't leave, leave it to me as a pet?"

The little hamster ran away a few steps in a jerk, looked back, and disappeared in a wisp of smoke.

"I thought it was a ferocious beast, but I didn't expect it to be a collection of little monsters. Oh, it's a waste of time." Ling Zhaoxia raised his head, just in time for the dv camera, and Su Yi'an urged: "Hero, laugh again... ...Don't be shy! You smiled so softly just now!"

Ling Zhaoxia didn't change his face, but his ears were red like red lanterns. He raised his big sword and slashed at Su Yian. Of course, to Su Yian, it was like a gust of wind. Jian, look at the dv screen again.

In the camera, Ling Zhaoxia's hands were empty, and he stretched forward slightly, as if he wanted to shake hands with him, so Su Yi'an held the dv in one hand, and reached out to shake Ling Zhaoxia with the other hand.

"Wow! This is the most soul-stirring handshake I've ever seen!" Wei Jiexiu sighed, "Sparks burst out!"

"It's not too bad!" Su Yi'an moaned and rubbed his hand that was about to be broken. He picked up the chopsticks to pick up the beef balls and dropped them a few times. Wei Jiexiu reluctantly put down the dv, picked up the beef balls and sent them to his best friend mouth.

The grumpy Qiongqi came again, pushing the baby carriage and shouting as soon as he entered the door: "Ten strawberry cakes, hurry up!"

"What are you in such a hurry for? Reincarnation?" Chef Tao lazily leaned against the door, staring sideways at the guests, showing no intention of entering the kitchen at all.

"Are you going to do it or not?" Qiongqi's temper was tough, and he directly followed him.

Chef Tao chuckled: "What if you don't do it, you hit me?"

Qiongqi thought he was not pleasing to the eye, so he lit the fire, and Qiongqi immediately exploded. He slapped the table and walked to Chef Tao viciously... The grandfather in the stroller began to cry.

The menacing Qiongqi immediately let out a breath, hugged the grandfather and coaxed him, and Chef Tao chuckled: "Look at you, you wake up the child by talking so loudly, you deserve it, don't you?"

Qiongqi: "Aren't you tired of living..."

Baby: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Be good, ancestor, don't cry!" Qiongqi gently and softly served grandpa to change diaper → breastfeed → scratch his arm, after a set of procedures, grandpa finally fell asleep again.

Qiongqi put him back in the stroller, and when he looked up, he saw Chef Tao put ten small gift boxes containing strawberry cakes on the table.

Qiongqi (in a small voice): "These are mine?!"

Chef Tao: "Yeah!"

Qiongqi didn't believe it (in a small voice): "So fast?!"

Chef Tao didn't bother to explain, and waved his hand: "If you don't believe me, don't eat it!"

Qiongqi came up again in a rage, he grabbed Chef Tao's collar (in a small voice): "What's your attitude? Believe it or not, I'll eat it... smashed your shop?!"

Chef Tao shrugged: "Come on, it's not my shop anyway."

The owner, Ling Zhaoxia, calculated the bill calmly without looking up.

Only Wei Jiexiu got nervous and yelled anxiously: "Speak up if you have something to say, don't do anything!!!"

Qiongqi: "Fuck! Keep your voice down!"

The grandfather's mouth flattened: "Yi~"

Diaper → Changed.

Milk → fed.

Arm → scratched.

(ps: Although there are no mosquito bites.)

Q: My baby is about to cry again, what should I do?

Qiongqi: Hehehe!

Parenting expert Qiongqi used the magic weapon—the pacifier—before his ancestors were about to cry! ...Put it in the mouth of the ancestor!

Grandpa Zu took a breath, closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

The weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly. The full-time dad pushed his ancestors to the park, found a shade tree, put the stroller in place, and sat beside him with a cigarette in his mouth to watch his phone.

——In the year of raising the baby, I couldn't sleep well almost every day, and I was scolded by my mother-in-law. I felt that my whole life was gloomy!

——Four years of full-time mother!

——You have four years, and I have almost eight years!From conception to childbirth, I took care of everything by myself, super tiring!

——My mother-in-law is okay, she can help me share the burden.

——My mother-in-law is a master at taking care of babies 223333~

After logging in, Qiongqi typed the following sentence in the post:

Qiqi: "Weakly ask, what is the mother-in-law, and where did you catch it?"

"What is a mother-in-law? Miss, are you kidding me? ⊙▽⊙?!"

"Grandma is an evil spirit!"

"Nonsense! Grandma is an angel!"

"It's all wrong! Kiki don't listen to them! Mother-in-law is actually the abbreviation of Berserker!"

Qiongqi wondered, Berserker?How can such a person bring a child?

Zeng Guohao's thin voice sounded: "Wife calls her husband's mother mother-in-law."

The clever Qiongqi understood: "What about your mother-in-law?"

Zeng Guohao: "...my mother has returned to my hometown."

A ball was about to fall into the stroller, Qiongqi raised his hand and grabbed the ball firmly.

The little boy ran over: "My ball! My ball!"

Qiongqi threw the leaking ball over and threatened viciously: "Throw it over again, be careful I'll eat you!"

No longer paying attention to the little boy's expression on receiving the ball, Qiongqi raised his hand and crushed a small mosquito to death.

Mosquito→itch→grandfather will cry.

Must be destroyed!

The leaves fell, Qiongqi pinched it with two fingers, and threw it away.

A few butterflies flew over, but Qiongqi failed to catch them a few times, so he had to bend down and cover the stroller with his body, and then straighten up after the butterflies flew away.

The children nearby were blowing soap bubbles, Qiongqi stared at the soap bubbles and poked them one by one.

An old man passing by was smoking, the smoke drifted over and was blown back by Qiongqi.

Qiongqi opened the small gift box, grabbed the cake and ate it while paying attention to the wind and grass around him. There was a young man in a suit and leather shoes sitting on the lounge chair. He stared at Qiongqi unceremoniously, and Qiongqi ignored him. Continue to unpack the gift box and eat the cake.

When Qiongqi ate the seventh cake, the man in the suit finally stood up. Qiongqi looked at the business card handed to him and snorted coldly.

Seeing that Qiongqi ignored him, the man in the suit had no choice but to put away his business card and said sternly, "My name is Luo Qiu, are you Mr. Zeng Guohao?"

"Hmm, what's the matter?"

Qiongqi asked Zeng Guohao in his body: "Your friend?"

Zeng Guohao: "I haven't seen it, I don't know it."

Luo Qiu stretched out his hand, and Qiongqi looked up at him.

Luo Qiu said, "Shake hands."

Qiongqi shook hands with him inexplicably, a small electric current flowed in Qiongqi's hand, Qiongqi felt his body numb like being bitten by an ant, and the strange force pulled his soul, what a pity he His soul was dragged by Zeng Guohao, and he couldn't get out at all.

A little monster was sensed, and its virtual body gradually appeared.

The little monster was hungry, and when he came out to look for something to eat, he just smelled the cake. As soon as he touched the gift box, he was electrified out of shape.

Their race is the lowest level among monsters. They usually frighten their opponents by gathering together to become big monsters. Small monsters must practice for hundreds of years to materialize.

And this little monster, who was born not long ago, actually materialized ahead of time under Luo Qiu's electric shock.

Luo Qiu picked up the little fried hamster, looked at it for a while, and put it down again.

The young hamster was so insignificant that Qiongqi didn't even look at it.

"Yi~" The baby kicked his legs in his sleep and kicked the blanket away.

Qiongqi covered the grandfather with a blanket, but the ancestor didn't appreciate it, and continued to kick with a wrinkled face.

Luo Qiu reminded: "His body temperature has risen, he is hot."

Qiongqi replaced the blanket with a thin quilt, and the grandfather felt comfortable.

Qiongqi stopped talking to Luoqiu, continued to unwrap the gift box, and swiped his phone while eating the cake.

The little hamster monster stared at the cake with bright eyes, and Qiongqi took a mouthful without any intention of sharing it. The little hamster looked at Luo Qiu again, hoping that he could feed him some food.

Luo Qiu also ignored the little monster, he continued to ask without words: "Where did you buy your strawberry cake?"

"A store."

"What store?"

"Dessert shop."

"where?"

"..." Qiongqi threw the empty box over impatiently, "There is a QR code on it!"

Luo Qiu scanned the QR code and remained there.

Qiongqi wondered: "What's the matter with you? If you bother me again, I'll eat... I'll hit you!"

Luo Qiu is obviously not a master at striking up a conversation, so he went straight to the topic without preparation: "Shall we get to know each other?"

Qiongqi: "Damn, I'm sick!"

Luo Qiu: "..." Oh, the target started to feel disgusted!

Luo Qiu thought for a while: "I want to buy a piece of cake with you."

Qiongqi was so annoyed by him that he picked up a gift box and threw it over, telling him to get lost.

The conversation could not proceed, Luo Qiu had to leave with the gift box.

The little hamster trotted to keep up with Luo Qiu, but its short limbs were not as good as his long legs. After running for a while, it was exhausted and called out to Luo Qiu: "Squeak!"

Luo Qiu really understood. He sat on the chair, opened the gift box, and patted the chair to signal it to come up.

The little hamster hopped hard...and bumped into Luoqiu's leg, embarrassing!

Luo Qiu hugged the little hamster to the chair, picked up the phone and sent a message: "Verification failed."

A few seconds later, a reply came: "Continue to observe."

The little hamster was so hungry that his face was covered with cream, Luoqiu wiped his face, stood up and left the chair.

Not far away, there was another sound behind him: "Squeak~"

The little hamster avoided pedestrians and trotted all the way to Luoqiu. Luoqiu knelt down and asked it, "Aren't you going home?"

Little hamsters don't know what home is.

It was separated from the family not long after it was born (in fact, it was lost by itself), and then it has been wandering and digging through garbage to eat. Today is its lucky day, and it is more important to meet a fairy who helped him cultivate his appearance. What's more, the fairy is so gentle, and even feeds it cakes! (☆▽☆)

Follow the fairy → have cake to eat → will not be hungry anymore! ~(≧▽≦)/~

The cute and silly little hamster looked at Luo Qiu with bright eyes, and waggled its short tail.

The baby is in a particularly good mood today. He opened his eyes when he was full of sleep, and heyed to his father.

Qiongqi asked him: "What do you want to eat tonight? How about deep-fried pork ribs?"

The grandfather waved his little hand: "Yeah~"

Qiongqi took his ancestor's little hand and shook it. His chubby little hand held onto Qiongqi's fingers. Qiongqi remembered the post in the forum. When the baby's mood is high, it is the best time to teach him to speak. The mothers discussed Shangqianlou on this topic, and Qiongqi watched Shangqianlou verbatim.

Qiongqi said softly, "Call me Dad!"

"Yi~"

"father!"

"Ah~ ah~"

"Dad! Daddy!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who looked at the cheap son and smiling.

Qiongqi picked up the baby and rubbed his face affectionately: "The ancestor is so amazing!"

Go to a dessert shop for dinner, there's no way, who can tell that it's delicious there... Qiongqi has a very picky mouth, he doesn't like ordinary food!

It just so happened that there was still a vacant seat in the store, and we shared a table with others, and when Wei Jiexiu led the way, Qiongqi got scalped, damn it, isn't that crazy? !

Luo Qiu, who was playing with his mobile phone, raised his head and smiled at him, "What a coincidence! Xiao Zeng."

Zeng your sister!Qiongqi & Zeng Guohao roared in their hearts at the same time.

"Hey, you guys know each other! That's just right!" Wei Jiexiu asked Qiongqi, "What would you like to eat? Ten strawberry cakes, packed?"

"Hurry up!" Qiongqi waved his hand irritably.

Wei Jiexiu put a piece of strawberry cake and a plate of pasta, and Qiongqi wondered, "I didn't order pasta?"

"Mine." Luo Qiu smiled.

"Is the number of cakes wrong?"

"Mine." Luo Qiu smiled.

Qiongqi: "..."

Qiongqi was too lazy to talk to Luo Qiu, and continued to say to his ancestors: "Dad, Dad~"

"Are you his dad or is he your dad?" Luo Qiu asked.

The veins on Qiongqi's forehead twitched, and he changed his words: "Mom, mom~"

"He's a man, not a woman." Luo Qiu corrected solemnly.

Qiongqi slammed the table: "Are you looking for death... Hey, good ancestor, don't cry, don't cry~"

Luo Qiu touched the shrunken little hamster with his fingers: "Don't be afraid, ignore him, let's continue eating."

Qiongqi, who was humming a lullaby softly, almost suffocated blood.

Ling Zhaoxia put down the phone and said to Su Yi'an, "Go and deliver the food!"

Su Yi'an moved closer to Ling Zhaoxia's ear: "Why don't you go?"

"My little brother, it's not good to be passive and sabotage!"

"Hero...he is a man in a suit who catches a nine-tailed fox, so dangerous!"

"Well, I know." Ling Zhaoxia patted Su Yi'an, "He has never met me, and he doesn't know Da Tao's identity. We are safe, but you, he recognized you."

The incident of being knocked into the water has always been a thorn in Luo Qiu's heart. When he entered the door and saw Su Yi'an's expression was as if he had eaten shit, he turned around and left, but the little hamster on his shoulder smelled of cake With a squeak, Luoqiu thought about it and reluctantly came in to eat.

Chef Tao personally brought the cake and glanced at Luoqiu.

Luo Qiu was resting his chin on one hand and playing with the short tail of the little hamster with the other.

Qiongqi lost his temper at Chef Tao: "Why are you in a daze! You can't even pretend to be a cake?!"

"Why are you pretending?"

"I packed it!"

"Hey! Here's the box!"

"you……"

"You don't have any hands, you want me to serve you?"

"Are you looking for a fight?!"

"Come on! I'm afraid of you!!!"

The two big men looked at each other fiercely.

"Come on, come on!!!" Wei Jiexiu ran to put out the fire, and frantically packed the cakes into small gift boxes one by one. One of the gift boxes was not held firmly, and when he was about to fall to the ground, Luo Qiu quickly gave him a hand.

"Thank you!" Wei Jiexiu was grateful.

"You're welcome." Luo Qiu still had a serious tone.

At night, after the grandfather fell asleep, Qiongqi put on his pajamas and lay happily on the bed, thinking that he would have a good night's sleep tonight.

"Hey, I'll go to bed first, wake up by yourself at night!" Qiongqi said to the other soul in his body.

"Got it! Hurry up! I haven't touched my son for a few days!" Zeng Guohao was more anxious than him.

Qiongqi: "Good night."

Zeng Guohao: "goodnight."

Qiongqi: "What milk?"

Zeng Guohao: "It means good night."

"Oh, Grandma Gu." Qiongqi closed his eyes, the phone suddenly rang, and the explosive rock music rang, Qiongqi was startled, grabbed the phone and wanted to hang up, Zeng Guohao hurriedly said: "Don't hang up! It's from the team Foreman, take it!"

Qiongqi had no choice but to grab his phone and run to the balcony, saying in a vicious voice, "Calling in the middle of the night, are you looking for death?!"

Zeng Guohao: Oh!

"...Who are you?!" The foreman was terrified.

"I am Zeng Guohao!"

"Go! Ahao, are you okay?!"

When did the gentle and gentle Zeng Guohao use such a tone to talk to his boss?

Qiongqi: "You are the one..."

Qiongqi heard Zeng Guohao say a few words, and changed into a sighing tone: "Zhou Tou, alas, I just drank and I feel irritable, don't take it for granted."

Zhou Tou sent a letter, and he lowered his voice and asked, "Are you also being followed?"

track?Qiongqi was at a loss, Zeng Guohao thought for a while, and asked Qiongqi to say yes.

Qiongqi: "Yes, what about you?"

"Me too. At first I thought I was overthinking, but then I found out that everyone in the team was being followed!" Zhou Tou said in a small voice, "You have to be careful about those people in suits, I'm afraid it's something Criminal gangs commit crimes collectively!"

"...a suit?" Qiongqi thought of Luo Qiu, a man in a suit who was seriously ill, "Is he a young man in his twenties?"

"No, everyone is different. Take me as an example. I was followed by a bald man in his forties." Zhou Tou's voice became softer and softer, as if he was afraid that the wall would have ears, "I found that he seems to be... Watch me!"

There is such a thing?Qiongqi really didn't notice, he recalled Luo Qiu, could it be that Luo Qiu, a man in a suit who was seriously ill, was responsible for following Zeng Guohao?

"Are the others okay?" Qiongqi asked.

"Fortunately, nothing happened. Everyone is safe now, but you must pay attention to safety, and remember to call the police if something happens!"

Qiongqi doesn't care, next time he sees Luo Qiu, he just eats it, what are he afraid of?

Qiongqi lay back on the bed, closed his eyes, and the phone rang again.

Depend on!Forgot to adjust the vibration!

Zeng Guohao yelled: "Don't hang up! It's my mother! Quickly answer!!!"

Qiongqi had no choice but to run to the balcony again, and after connecting, he shouted nicely: "Mother-in-law!"

Zeng Guohao: Oh!

Mother Zeng: "What???"

Qiongqi: "Hehe, Mom, it's so late, what's up?"

"I've got the ticket, and I'm on the bus now!" Zeng's mother flipped through a newspaper, and the headline read that a gas pipe was suspected to have been dug during the construction site and a serious explosion occurred. Seventeen people died and 36 were injured. When the mother found the newspaper, it had been a while since the explosion, and she was relieved when she heard her son's voice, "I'll probably be home tomorrow, are you still going to the construction site? Oh, what happened, it's terrible It's gone!"

Qiongqi: "Hehe! The construction site is closed, and now I am at home with my wife."

Mama Zeng: "Little mother???"

Zeng Guohao: "Xiao Bo! Boo, Bo!"

Qiongqi: "... Bu, Bu oh... Bo!"

Mother Zeng felt that her son was weird, but she didn't think much about it at the time, her heart was filled with longing for her son and grandson. Mother Zeng only had one thought now, which was to go home early, hug Xiaobo, and do things for her son Rice, make old fire soup!