Hot Spring Mental Hospital

After talking on the phone with Quan Lu, Quan Lu rushed to the Internet room again.

He felt that his name was so good that he was like a galloping deer (PS the kind that is vigorous and graceful).

Han Yuan and Lou Tiannan were still there, and they were watching the cartoon Balala Little Demon Fairy together. When the protagonist shouted "Balala Energy Transformation", Lou Tiannan couldn't help stretching out into the air Raised a hand and made a transformation pose.

Quan Lu: "..."

Seeing Quan Lu's expression, Lou Tiannan withdrew his hand, Quan Lu hurriedly stepped forward to pat him, and encouraged him: "It's okay, I know everyone is eager to sign a contract with QB to become a horse monkey shochu .”

Lou Tiannan asked: "What is Horse Monkey Shaojiu?"

Quan Lu said while turning on the phone: "It's the young magician... male."

Lou Tiannan let out an "oh", his eyes sparkled.

Quan Lu took a look at him and thought to himself: Damn it, I didn't mean to open some serious door for him.

He was surfing the Internet, Han Yuan saw that Lou Tiannan finally didn't want to watch cartoons anymore, he opened the movie and started watching, Lou Tiannan saw that Quan Lu ignored him, Han Yuan was watching something he couldn't understand, he was bored in the Internet room Searching here and there, he finally found a fan. He sat beside Quan Lu and shook the fan desperately for him.Quan Lu's hair was fluttering in the air, and his mouse was fluttering on the screen. To exaggerate, he felt that he was going to lose weight.

Lou Tiannan asked, "Your Highness, are you still cool?"

Quan Lu felt that he was losing his mind, so he nodded.

It's too cool, okay?

Lou Tiannan asked again, "Your Highness, do you want to listen to a little song?"

When Quan Lu heard it, he glanced at Lou Tiannan, "You can still sing?"

Lou Tiannan shyly covered his face with a fan, the wind finally stopped, when Lou Tiannan opened his mouth, it was a standard Peking Opera tune, the words were correct, and the emotion was in place.Peking opera is hard to say but simple is not easy.But to sing Peking opera like Lou Tiannan is even more difficult than climbing to the sky.

Quan Lu regrets and hates, in a sea of ​​"Fahai refuses to let Xu Xian go, flooding Jinshan and using swords.... Your Highness, Your Highness~~ I hope that Jiaoer can't see her, so that Aijia will feel sad~~ I would like to steal for Your Highness." Grass jelly oh oh oh~~~" I got hurt in the center.

Han Yuan couldn't listen anymore, he weakly snatched the fan and played the beat to Lou Tiannan.Lou Tiannan sang more and more vigorously, and finally Han Yuan couldn't bear it anymore. He turned off the computer angrily, and put his fan into Quan Lu's arms—he was watching Godzilla, and he felt that Lou Tiannan's singing voice was better than his brother's. Sarah is also scary.

Lou Tiannan was taken away, just like all the ministers who bravely defended the country were generous, his heroic voice and high-spirited singing were deeply left in Quan Lu's mind, Quan Lu looked at the computer screen, He looked at the fan in his hand again, feeling very ashamed. ——It turns out that I also have the potential to be a conductor, Quan Lu thought with shame, he was really ashamed.

Before Han Yuan left, he handed Quan Lu a bag of candy, glanced at Quan Lu, his eyes seemed to have something to say, but he still said: "Your Highness is troubled."

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu took the sugar, taro-flavored, strawberry-flavored, red bean-flavored, and he stuffed them all into his mouth.

Quan Lu decided to continue surfing the Internet, and the male protagonist of the training game on the screen showed a charming smile, facing...fuck, why is the other one also a male, and you started doing it as soon as you said it, and I didn’t order anything How do you take off your pants so fast!

There is such a lewd game in the world, it is really a decline in the world.

Quan Lu turned off the game uninterestedly, after thinking for a long time, Quan Lu decided to go shopping, haha, now he finally has a delivery address, anyway, he can write Mo Wenfeng's name.

The first thing Quan Lu thought of was to buy a pillow for himself. He likes to sleep with things in his arms. After entering this hospital, the only thing he can hold in his arms at night is his quilt. He can't sleep every day because he is not well. .

The characters on the shopping page are all in Japanese.

This is a famous Japanese shopping website. It has a Chinese guide, but the product introduction and index are all in Japanese. Although Quan Lu can’t understand a single word, this does not prevent him from buying things, shopping by looking at pictures and then paying. meeting?The first thing he wanted to buy was a body pillow. He searched and found a Two-dimensional loli with big breasts. There were related product recommendations under the product, and one of them had a special appearance that caught his attention.

The picture taken by the seller is not very good, it is a little blurry, there is a watermark on the photo, and this pillow is the same style as EVA's goddess Ling Boli, the face is very detailed, comparable to a BJD doll, but the part below the neck is all blurred , but just looking at the face, I feel that this thing is extraordinary. Although Quan Lu is gay, this does not stop him from admiring the goddess.

Although this pillow looks weird, with a human shape and limbs, the face is quite realistic from the picture?The material looks like plastic.

Is this really a pillow?Quan Lu dragged down again, looked at the product details, and there was a lot of Japanese, Quan Lu didn't know it, but after thinking about it, even if it wasn't a pillow, it would be fine to buy an EVA peripheral.

The point of this thing is that this is a goddess, a goddess who is rarely available on the Japanese Internet!

Just looking at the face feels very realistic.

Quan Lu didn't look at the product details anymore - he didn't recognize him after reading it, and he didn't bother to find any Google translation. He directly ordered, paid, and wrote the address of Wenquan Town Mental Hospital and his name. Mo Wenfeng's, now I'm waiting for the product to arrive via direct mail from Riwang.com.

Even for the lifelike face of Goddess Lingbo, he felt it was worth it.

After finishing all this, Quan Lu suddenly felt that the image of Mo Wenfeng in his heart was full of brilliance at this moment. With Mo Wenfeng, he could sleep well at night.

Coming back from the internet computer room, Quan Lu thought that everyone was asleep. It was almost eleven o’clock at night. From a distance, many rooms in the ward building were turned off. Quan Lu walked upstairs slowly, thinking that it would not be so late in the future. up.

Just as he was going upstairs to turn a corner, he felt something tap his shoulder lightly.

Then, there was a soft "Hello~"

Quan Lu's fine hairs stood up all over his body, and then the moonlight shone faintly in the corridor, and he saw it from the reflection of the glass window in front of him - behind him was a long-haired man in a red floor-length skirt, who was holding out a hand. on their own shoulders.

"Ah!" Quan Lu cried out in a hopeless way.

He could almost think about the news in the morning newspaper of Hot Spring Town tomorrow morning - the beautiful man came back from the Internet at night, died suddenly in the corridor, a friendly reminder: Young people, don't stay up late.

Quan Lu felt that his teeth were chattering, but the ghost behind him said contemptuously, "With your guts, you still want to find the criminal?"

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu wanted to get violent and hurt someone, he turned his head and glared at the person in front of him - yes, this person was Wang Hongmian.

"Why are you dressed up at night, it's scary."

Wang Hongmian plucked her long hair twice, and said eccentrically, "You haven't done anything wrong, and you're still afraid of ghosts coming to you?"

……

Really familiar scene and dialogue.

Before Quan Lu could refute, Wang Hongmian made a small gesture, and whispered in Quan Lu's ear, "Tell me, how many floors does our building have?"

Quan Lu looked at Wang Hongmian with eyes like looking at a fool: "The seventh floor."

Does that look seem to say that you are mentally retarded?

"Have you ever been upstairs?"

"upstairs?"

Quan Lu shook his head, he thought for a while, it seems that the people living upstairs in this building are not of the same type as them, although they are all delusional, but the people living on the third and fourth floors seem to be delusional that they are harem concubines. The gods engage in palace fighting.

I have no interest in their Golden Branch Desires, and he has no intention of visiting here at all, and only thinks about how to get out of the hospital every day.

"I also lived on the third floor," Wang Hongmian said in a low voice. "Later, I got to know Lou Tiannan and the others, and I was judged by them to belong to their own country, so I moved down, but—"

Wang Hongmian blinked: "I inquired about some things today, and I found something strange."

Quan Lu: "What...?"

"Come to my room," Wang Hongmian beckoned, and the two sneaked into Wang Hongmian's room.

"Why do I feel like we're having an affair..." Quan Lu rubbed his chin.

Wang Hongmian glanced at Quan Lu contemptuously: "Who would like a little boy like you, but I like Wang Baoqiang."

Quan Lu: "..."

You seem to be careful about revealing your sexuality.

The honest and simple man and Wang Hongmian, the arrogant and annoying little goblin... can accept it after some brainstorming.

Wang Hongmian said that he lived on the third floor before, and the third and fourth floors were the harem area, where he fought in palace fights every day, and sometimes house fights.

"Wait, they are all men."

"Of course, there are no women in this building." Wang Hongmian rolled her eyes, "In addition to the different directions of delusions, the symptoms of people on the third and fourth floors are also more serious than those downstairs, and some patients there may have some common aggressive behaviors." , such as cruelty to small animals or something, it’s okay to say, today I inquired about the situation upstairs in the name of a performance.”

"upstairs……?"

"Yes, a group of cultivators live on the fifth floor, and a group of Two-dimensional people live on the sixth floor. They just think they are Pikachu, Balala, Little Demon Fairy or something. We all know that."

Quan Lu nodded, he still didn't understand what Wang Hongmian wanted to tell him.

"Do you remember the distribution map of the ward that the nurse gave you? I have a copy too."

As he said that, Wang Hongmian found out the distribution map that he had already prepared from under the pillow, there were several of them, including Cultivation, Harem, Two-dimensional, this distribution map was the same as what Quan Lu got.

"These are the distribution maps of other buildings. They were given to us by the hospital to save trouble. I have already checked the different buildings, and there is nothing abnormal."

Wang Hongmian showed Quan Lu a bunch of blueprints of campus version and interstellar version one by one. At first, Quan Lu didn’t understand why Wang Hongmian showed him the blueprints of other buildings until Wang Hongmian took out the blueprints of other buildings. Comparing the blueprints of this building, Quan Lu immediately noticed the difference!