Hot Spring Mental Hospital

The original lyrics of this song I'mnotyourdog is not like this, but I'mnotyourgirl, which is the popular single of the international queen Cai Linlin. Cai Linlin is the goddess of Lou Tiannan. Ever since I saw Cai Linlin on the TV in the mental hospital Lou Tiannan became her fan.

"So..." Quan Lu's mouth twitched, "What is the name of our show? "I'm not your girl"?"

"No, no, no," Lou Tiannan waved his hands, and said triumphantly, "So we have to find another way. Han Yuan said that Anmu is a girl, and we are all boys, so of course the name of the show cannot be called This, we are not the kind of people who don't distinguish between men and women like Queen Wang."

Quan Lu laughed dryly.

"That's why our show is called—Dangdang! I'm not your dog!"

Quan Lu: "..."

Lou Tiannan said, "I also asked my elder brother who is a female celebrity upstairs to help us make some performance costumes."

Quan Lu: "..."

As Lou Tiannan said, he rummaged through boxes and cabinets in Han Yuan's room, and after a while, three sets of tan dresses were placed on Han Yuan's bed.

When Quan Lu saw it, his eyes turned dark: "Fuck, Lou Tiannan, what the hell is this!"

There are three fluffy clothes on Lou Tiannan's bed. At first glance, they look like kawaii animal styles, but why is the top short, revealing a large belly at first glance, and there is a suspicious brown bow on the clothes. The outfit was even more frightening, it turned out to be a short furry skirt, and there was a pile of furry things behind the skirt.

Accessories also include dog ear scrunchies, dog paw gloves, and dog paw boots.

Quan Lu: "..."

What kind of thing is this, fun play? It's too scary, too scary!

"What the hell is this?" Quan Lu pointed at the lump on the back of his trousers.

"We are puppies." Lou Tiannan blinked his big black and white eyes, "This is the tail of a puppy."

……

Why do you want to be a puppy if you don't want to be a good person!

Quan Lu helped his forehead: "Aren't you dancing Cai Linlin's dance? Why are you wearing a puppy costume?"

It’s still such a shameful puppy outfit. Is this really made by the male sister upstairs who can be a female celebrity? This is basically bought from a special supply store. How can it be repaired? Be harmonious.

What the hell is going on in this hospital, what kind of patients are they, I can't stay any longer if you let me out.

Lou Tiannan said: "Our dance is called 'I'm not your dog', of course we have to wear puppy costumes, don't you like it, Your Highness, puppies are very cute."

Speaking, Lou Tiannan picked up the dog ear headband and put it on his head, clenched his fists, blinked at Quan Lu, and barked twice.

Quan Lu: "..."

Damn it, what's the matter with the weird cuteness? Lou Tiannan's yellow hair with this dog ear headband... Coupled with his black and white shiny big eyes, he really looks like a golden retriever.

but……

Quan Lu's gaze shifted to the navel-baring outfit again.

"It's better not to wear this." Quan Lu said.

"Eh?" Lou Tiannan was surprised, "Why, Your Highness, isn't this cute?"

Quan Lu rolled his eyes silently, and his eyes moved to the side of Han Yuan whose expression was unpredictable: "Han Yuan, you also think it's not good to wear this, don't you?"

Han Yuan almost burst into tears: "Yes, Your Highness is wise."

"Hmph," Lou Tiannan cast a contemptuous glance at Han Yuan, then reluctantly glanced at the puppy outfit on Han Yuan's bed, and stroked it affectionately, "Well, it seems that there is no chance for His Highness to wear such a cute dress. .”

Quan Lu let out a breath.

As for dancing this I am not your dog, Quan Lu is a little bit embarrassed, one is that this dance is too feminine, such as twisting waist and winking, I feel like a big man can't accept it!The second is that Quan Lu really doesn't have much talent for singing and dancing. It's better to let a robot dance if he wants to dance.

Lou Tiannan, who started to help Quan Lu rehearse, obviously noticed this.

"Your Highness, lower your waist a bit and raise your head...Your Highness, why are you worse than Han Yuan?"

Han Yuan on the side nodded silently.

Quan Lu: "..."

"Sigh," Quan Lu shook his head, "Do you know why I can't dance? Because I'm a person who doesn't indulge in sex or sex."

Lou Tiannan & Korean Won: "=口="

Quan Lu continued to turn on the pretentious mode, "Have you ever seen me sing and dance? It's not because I can't, but because I disdain to have fun. We are people who want to do big things, how can we be addicted to dance and music? Do you remember What is our purpose?"

Han Yuan and Lou Tiannan were taken aback by him, they shook their heads one after another.

Quan Lu was heartbroken: "Look, a mere show distracted you, and you even forgot your own goal—it's okay, I'll help you remember, our goal is—kill the regent, overthrow the king and queen, Bring down the eldest prince and win over Prime Minister Wang! Have you forgotten! Do you still remember the dream of youth! Like a flower that never fades! Where are your flowers! Are they all withered! The cold leaves are falling and shedding my tears, you betrayed me Really sad!"

"It's to win over Prime Minister Li..." Han Yuan corrected in a low voice.

Lou Tiannan was already sobbing: "Woooooo... Your Highness, I didn't expect... Woooo, I was wrong, I will never dance again."

"No, no, no," Quan Lu quickly waved his hand, "Wu, you can still dance, you can even wear your favorite puppy costume, you still have to have a dream, in case you participate in The Voice of China, Teacher Wang Feng asks you What is your dream and how should you answer it, so, since you like dancing, go dancing, so when Mr. Wang Feng asked you why you sing, you can answer to become an excellent dancer."

Lou Tiannan was stunned for a moment, but he didn't turn his head around: "But Your Highness, didn't you just mean that you are playing with things and losing your mind..."

Quan Lu shook his head: "No, no, no, you misinterpreted my meaning, I mean don't be addicted, you know, if you like it, you will be presumptuous, but if you love it, you must restrain yourself, understand, if you love dancing, then you must persist, but you can't be presumptuous , to restrain..."

……

Lou Tiannan was stunned when he heard this, Han Yuan at the side finally couldn't stand Quan Lu's serious nonsense, and quickly pulled Quan Lu away: "Your Highness, what do you want to do after talking so much?"

……

It's still Won who understands me, Won is indeed a mild psychosis.

"That..." Quan Lu was a little embarrassed, "So, can I stop this dance?"

……

The final result of the three people's discussion was surprising and sad: Lou Tiannan performed the "I'm Not Your Dog" dance on stage, and the other two acted as props and extras.

Lou Tiannan was very satisfied with the result, he didn't like playing with Han Yuan in the first place, he always felt that there was a strange feeling in Han Yuan, which he and Quan Lu didn't have.

This feeling made Lou Tiannan repel subconsciously.

In fact, Quan Lu also feels that Han Yuan is always a little weird, because sometimes he is very quiet and gentle, like a normal person, and sometimes he is a bit cold, saying that he is a national teacher to assist Quan Lu, and sometimes he is like a crazy person every day Shouting to go out and catch ghosts and butterflies...

It's almost like a fine score.

Forget it, he was originally a psychopath in a mental hospital.

Quan Lu thought about it, and finally found that there was nothing special about Han Yuan, but there was nothing special about him.

Maybe he was thinking too much, Quan Lu thought again, it’s okay to think Mo Wenfeng was suspicious before, but now he still thinks Won is suspicious, Won is a patient, and it’s normal to have all kinds of strange behaviors.

Quan Lu stopped his imagination in time, and glanced at the corner of the wall, Lou Tiannan was seriously practicing his movements.

Lou Tiannan takes everything very seriously, but he actually likes to dance, and he still dances this kind of vigorous song and dance... It's really hard to judge by appearance.

***

The day of the show was coming soon, Lou Tiannan got up early in the morning to put on makeup - he also invited makeup artist Wang Hongmian, both of them painted their faces like monkey butts, Lou Tiannan still couldn't hold back the little The temptation of a dog, put on that puppy outfit, that tufted tail, no matter how you look at it, it looks so pornographic, Quan Lu really wants to call the police.

But Lou Tiannan is okay, Wang Hongmian is too horrible to look at directly - he is wearing a bright red jumpsuit, with a big red rose pinned to his head - needless to say, it was picked from the flower bed downstairs , Mo Wenfeng knew that he was going to violently hurt people in minutes.

What's even more frightening is that he is said to have learned the coquettish makeup of a Mei Niang from the recently hit TV series Legend of Wu Mei Niang. It is a pity that the hospital's cosmetics are limited, and Wang Hongmian is new to the pseudo-mother business, and her makeup skills are also limited. People and ghosts can shoot the midnight bell every minute.

The scary thing is that he told Quan Lu that he was playing Zhou Yu.

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu said that he does not want to watch this show for the time being.

The venue for the show is in the main square of the mental hospital. The stage is open-air and built temporarily, which looks a bit shabby.

Sitting under the stage are patients, normal and abnormal; those who have recovered and those who have not; patients from ordinary hospitals, special hospitals, and some family members of patients.

As people who are going to perform soon, Quan Lu and Wang Hongmianmao discussed today's plan together.

——They want to spy on the seventh floor.

"Later, you perform first," Wang Hongmian said, "After your performance, you wait for me here, and we will go together when I finish the performance."

Quan Lu expressed his understanding.

"Very good," Wang Hongmian was extremely pleased, "Come on, let's say the code now."

Quan Lu silently rolled his eyes, and said without fighting spirit: "Jewei Spicy Duck Neck."

Wang Hongmian is as good as others: "Xinjiang big plate chicken."

Quan Lu: "..."

"Not bad." Wang Hongmian praised.

At this time, a mess of music sounded, and Quan Lu listened carefully, and found that it was a life in full bloom.

Under the roar of Teacher Wang Feng, the host came on the stage. The host is a little girl. I heard that she is the daughter of some leader in the hospital. Anyway, she is a little stammer. As soon as she came on stage, she said: "Respect, respect...leader, leader, welcome ,Welcome to...we, Wen, Hot Spring Town...mental...hospital."

Quan Lu covered his ears, and if he continued to listen, he couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't get violent and hurt others.