Hot Spring Mental Hospital

Under the auspices of the stuttering girl, the show started slowly.

There is no serial number drawn, the order of performances is based on the number of wards, 101-103 is the first program.

Lou Tiannan poked his head out from the backstage to look.

They didn't know the people on the first floor, and their show was "Wu Song Fights the Tiger".

There was a sound of gong beating, and a man in a cute tiger suit in shorts and shorts jumped onto the stage... Fuck, this style of painting seems to be the handwriting of those male sisters upstairs who know how to be popular.

——This is the same series as Lou Tiannan's puppy outfit.

The man in the cute tiger suit is alive and kicking on the stage. Compared with his clothes, he is not cute—his muscles are strong and powerful, and there is even a waistcoat line on his exposed stomach...

Quan Lu took a closer look, isn't this the girl who played "Catch Me" in the garden downstairs that day?

Apparently, Wu Song was the thin chicken man who chased him and called "Little Fairy".

The big man said in a coquettish voice, "It hurts so much, so much, so much, so much pain."

This picture... I can't believe it.

Quan Lu: "...my dog ​​eyes."

Quan Lu watched for a while, and found that the programs performed by mentally ill patients were so unexpected, no wonder people said that mentally handicapped children had a lot of fun, while mentally ill patients had a broad mind. If one had to choose between the two, Quan Lu would choose to die.

The backstage was already busy, and Quan Lu was watching the ridiculous and sour performance at the front desk, but suddenly felt that someone patted his shoulder.

"Hey, Quan Lu, what are you doing here?"

Quan Lu turned his head, just in time to see Mo Wenfeng's smiling face.

"Doctor Mo..." Quan Lu was a little embarrassed, "Why are you here, aren't you in charge of lighting?"

"The machine is fixed, so I don't need to operate it," Mo Wenfeng pointed to the floor lamps around the stage, and then looked at Quan Lu. Although he didn't want to reflect his own show, Quan Lu still had a headache. Putting on the puppy headband, Mo Wenfeng looked at it for a while, and felt that Quan Lu's blank expression matched the headband very well. He smiled, "What are you doing here? Don't you need to prepare for the show?"

Quan Lu shook his head: "Hey, I'm just a handyman, starring Han Yuan and Lou Tiannan."

"You have a good relationship with them?" Mo Wenfeng asked unexpectedly.

Why ask this question?Quan Lu didn't quite understand.

"It's okay, you can be regarded as my friend, what's wrong?" Quan Lu asked.

Mo Wenfeng looked at it for a while, and felt that Quan Lu's expression combined with the headband on his head was really cute.

He smiled, couldn't help reaching out and rubbing Quan Lu's head: "It's nothing, the situation of Won is not stable."

"what?"

Ignoring Mo Wenfeng's hand on his head, Quan Lu opened his mouth wide: "What is unstable?"

"It's just..." Mo Wenfeng was about to speak when someone suddenly called out.

"Doctor Mo!"

"Here we come." Mo Wenfeng responded lightly, then glanced at Quan Lu, smiled, "I'll tell you next time."

After saying that, Mo Wenfeng left, leaving Quan Lu alone in a daze.

Soon, it was the turn of Quan Lu and his group on the second floor to perform. Lou Tiannan was very nervous, but he couldn't help being excited. kept asking.

"Your Highness, Your Highness, is my makeup dirty?"

Quan Lu took a look at the face, which could no longer recognize the original facial features, and said calmly, "No, it's pretty good."

Lou Tiannan asked again: "Your Highness, Your Highness, are my clothes turned up?"

The dress is so short that the hem of the skirt rolls up on itself, making it easy to get rid of.

Quan Lu looked at Lou Tiannan's skirt, which would have been stripped even if it wasn't rolled up, and said calmly, "No, it's pretty good."

Lou Tiannan still wanted to ask, but he heard the stammering little host on the stage stammering: "Go, next... yes, please, special, the second floor of the special ward... the performance of "I, I am not, You, your, dog."

Hearing that this girl wants to be admitted to the Broadcasting and Hosting Department of the Film Academy, Quan Lu said: "..."

Cai Linlin's music started playing soon, and Lou Tiannan walked out slowly.

The moment the lights and music started, Quan Lu noticed that there seemed to be something wrong on Lou Tiannan's face.

He seemed... At first, he seemed a little at a loss, but in the next second, he seemed to be a different person, with all the expressions and movements on his face changed.

Quan Lu looked at Lou Tiannan in disbelief. How should I put it, it seemed that Lou Tiannan belonged to this stage. His movements, eyes, and expressions were all perfect, as if he had been trained. idol star.

He danced this dance, matched with the lighting scene, and he did not lose to those little stars on TV.

Quan Deer: =口=

He also heard several female staff behind him sigh: "Wow, so handsome."

Someone actually said that Lou Tiannan is handsome, it's too late for Mo Wenfeng.

But I have to admit that when Lou Tiannan stood on the stage, he could control even girls' sexy dances. This was his instinct.

After a while, the scumbag played by Han Yuan came up.

Lou Tiannan hugged him and danced close to his body, then kicked him away.

Quan Lu: "..."

The song is almost over, Quan Lu also has to fulfill his mission, his mission is - to jump on the stage, to be a pillar, to be hugged and danced by Lou Tiannan.

Lou Tiannan came up with this idea, although he didn't know why Lou Tiannan proposed this idea, but when Lou Tiannan proposed this, Quan Lu could see that Lou Tiannan's eyes were shining.

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu resigned himself to his fate and stepped onto the stage.

When Lou Tiannan saw him coming up, he rushed over and hugged Quan Lu's waist.

The screams of the little girl sounded from the audience.

Even the stammering little host held his face in his hands, staring at the two of them with a flushed face and burning eyes.

Quan Lu: "..."

He could already feel that Lou Tiannan was going to become a rising star in the mental hospital.

Lou Tiannan hugged him and twisted for a while, the song ended, and the three thanked him.

Quan Lu immediately ran outside. Judging from his many years of experience in helping art festivals in college, a new star like Lou Tiannan will definitely be enthusiastically supported by fans after the stage.

It's too late if I don't run for a while now.

He tore off the headband from his head, walked out, and slipped into the auditorium from the front.

After Lou Tiannan's show ended, it was Wang Hongmian's turn.

Wang Hongmian performed Yuji and Bawang, not... it was Yuji and Bawang. The whole dance was extremely tragic.

Wang Hongmian had a strong personality, so naturally she wanted to fight for the best position on stage, but the person who acted with him also had a bad personality.

"Is this falling in love and killing each other?" The little girls in the audience were all frightened.

When Wang Hongmian came off the stage and joined Quan Lu, Quan Lu found that his clothes were torn, his hair was messed up like a chicken coop, his face was covered with bloodstains, his mouth and lipstick were all smeared, and his whole body looked like he had been raped in the middle of the night. Women who escaped from their homes.

"Damn it, that little watch smasher dared to scratch me, next time I'll see if I don't tear his flowery skirt or cut his short skirt!" Wang Hongmian said angrily.

Quan Lu silently rolled his eyes: I don't understand the world of your hypocrites circle.

Wang Hongmian tidied up her clothes before saying, "Now let's go to the seventh floor."

Quan Lu let out a "hmm", "But you don't need tools to open the lock?"

"It's been ready for a long time." Wang Hongmian walked under a tree, poked it with his foot, and a palm-sized pink box was revealed. Wang Hongmian opened the box, and there were many small tools inside. Screwdrivers and pliers, and some things that Quanlu couldn't name.

"Go to the room." Quan Lu looked around, a little worried, "What if someone comes over."

Wang Hongmian responded very calmly, took out the box, and stuffed it into his clothes.

"Go to the bathroom," Wang Hongmian pointed to the public bathroom ahead.

The two of them slipped into the bathroom in an extremely wretched way, and then slipped into a cubicle in an extremely wretched manner.

Wang Hongmian opened his small pink box and uncovered the first layer. Quan Lu saw a small pistol on the second layer!

Quan Lu: "!!!"

Wang Hongmian covered Quan Lu's mouth: "Calm down."

Quan Lu nodded.

Wang Hongmian glanced at Quan Lu strangely, and said, "You have been a policeman for so many years, why are you still surprised?"

Quan Lu: "..."

That's not me!

Wang Hongmian took off his bright red robe, revealing the clothes he was wearing inside - a tights. He stuffed his gun into his waist, and then picked out some tools, and finally put the pink box Put it back on your body.

After finishing all this, Quan Lu and Wang Hongmian opened the toilet door.

……

What I never expected was that when I opened the door, it was Han Yuan who met me.

Quan Lu: "..."

Wang Hongmian: "..."

won:"……"

Han Yuan asked strangely: "What are you guys doing? Why are you in the same compartment."

Quan Lu: "..."

Wang Hongmian: "..."

Han Yuan's eyes moved to the tattered robe that Wang Hongmian had taken off on the ground, and his eyes slowly changed.

Quan Lu: "No, no, Won, you misunderstood."

Han Yuan swallowed, and looked at Quan Lu with an expression full of inquiry: "Your Highness, I didn't expect...you actually got together with Queen Wang."

Quan Lu's heart is ashamed.

Wang Hongmian's expression also collapsed a little.

Quan Lu was about to cry: "It's not what you think!"

"Your Highness, please stop explaining," Han Yuan said with a heartbroken expression, "He is your concubine mother! How could you... how could you... ignore human relations..."

are you crazy!

Wang Hongmian glanced at Han Yuan, and said in an incomparably noble and glamorous way: "Hmph, so what, you are just a small national teacher, can you control me?"

With that said, he pulled Quan Lu and went out.

Quan Lu: "..."

He felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to clean himself up.