Hot Spring Mental Hospital

Quan Lu opened his eyes again, only to feel that the bones of his body seemed to be run over by a truck, and the sunlight outside was so dazzling - in order to prevent seeing the King Kong Barbie goblin who often appeared in the flower bed downstairs, he clearly held back Who opened the curtains!

But he stared at the curtains carefully for a long time, and then realized belatedly: the orange curtains are no longer the sky blue curtains in the mental hospital ward.

On the orange curtains, there are still yellow ducklings full of childishness. You don’t need to think about it. There is still a blackened trace on the left curtain foot. Once there was a power outage at home, and Quan Lu did his homework by lighting a candle. Be careful to blacken the curtains.

This curtain has been used for a long time, since I was in junior high school.

Quan Lu looked around again...it was indeed his own room, with the "Great Compassion Curse" that Quan Lu's mother bought was pasted on the door, and Quan Lu's father had watched a TV series and wrote it himself to encourage Quan Lu to study hard "The Winning Tactic".

Seeing the familiar "Great Compassion Mantra" and "The Jue of Victory", Quan Lu felt tears welling up in his eyes.

Oh my god, have I come back through time travel?

He quickly lifted off his shirt, and there was a hideous scar on his abdomen.

He returned to his body?

Finding the mirror, seeing his familiar face in the mirror, Quan Lu just wanted to growl: "Thank God, thank fate!"

No, I have to do a thorough examination to see if there is any problem with my body.

Quan Lu quickly stripped himself naked, and checked himself thoroughly.

After checking the top, he started to check the bottom.

At this moment, the door of his room opened with a "click".

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu's father came in with a bowl of porridge, and at a glance he saw Quan Lu Quanguo standing in front of the full-length mirror.

Quan Lu's father: "..."

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu: "Ah! Dad, why don't you knock on the door!"

With that said, Quan Lu quickly rolled onto the bed and wrapped himself in the quilt.

Quan Lu's father looked at Quan Lu, the corner of his mouth twitched and said, "Baby, everyone is a big man, why are you so shy, could it be that you... are masturbating?"

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu's father lowered his head in thought, then raised his head, his eyes wandering: "Baby, it's okay, this is a normal phenomenon, everyone is a big man, Dad understands you, or if you masturbate first, Dad will go out first?"

Quan Lu: "..."

This is my father?

"Could it be..." The corner of Quan Lu's father's mouth twitched: "You don't want Dad to help you... Bao, you are such an old man..."

Quan Lu's pupils trembled wildly: "...Dad, can you stop being so wretched, I'm afraid."

"Oh," Quan Lu's father calmly put the porridge in his hand on Quan Lu's bedside table, "Come on, your mother made porridge for you. Although you said you wanted to drink lotus seed lily porridge two days ago, didn't you hate it the most when you were young? That, so your mother thinks that you must be sick and your brain is broken, so she boiled preserved egg and lean meat porridge for you, but why do you want to drink lotus seed and lily porridge? This is unscientific, you hate drinking that for more than 20 years Ah, alas, you have become a little confused since you were injured, my poor treasure, I told you not to go to places like bars, do you know that there are bad people there, alas, you never listened to your father since you were a child ..."

Quan Lu: "...Dad, I want to be quiet."

"Who is Jingjing?" Quan Lu's father sat on the edge of Quan Lu's bed and said earnestly, "Is it your girlfriend? Oh, you like men, oh, my treasure, why do you like men? Who is Jing Jing? Bao, is that your boyfriend? Is it the one in your office who often sends you home? Oh, Bao, why do you like men? Is it Electra complex? Oh, Dad knows , Dad is a very good man, it is normal for you to rely on Dad since you were a child, but Bao, you are in your 20s, and you have passed the age of relying on Dad..."

Quan Lu: "...Dad, I have a headache, can you go out and let me rest for a while?"

"Oh," Quan Lu's father turned around and was about to leave again, but he seemed to remember something and said in distress, "No, baby, Dad decided to supervise you to finish this bowl of porridge, you are always picky eaters, Dad don't worry, you Look, Mom and Dad care about you so much, why can't you make Mom and Dad feel at ease..."

Quan Lu couldn't bear it anymore, he felt that he didn't need to bear it anymore, he roared: "Mom, I want to sleep!"

Then, a woman's roar sounded from downstairs: "Quan Jude, you talkative, get out of here! Don't disturb my son to rest!"

……

Quan Lu's father felt wronged and went downstairs.

As soon as Quan Lu's father left, Quan Lu pinched his face. This painful feeling gave him the illusion that he had returned to his body.

But, what happened to the Hot Springs Mental Hospital?What happened to Quanlu?Has he returned to his body?

Quan Lu thought for a while and went downstairs.

Quan Lu's father was washing the dishes, and when he saw Quan Lu coming down, he happily changed his voice: "Baby, you're coming down."

Quan Lu's mother was watching TV. When she saw Quan Lu coming, she asked with concern: "Lu Lu, are you feeling better? You fainted just now and you scared my mother to death. Did the wound recur? Does it still hurt? Mom will take you Shall I go to the hospital?"

Quan Lu shook his head: "Mom and Dad, I'm fine."

Now that he has returned to his own body, the feeling of incompatibility in Quan Lu's body is gone, but his head is a little swollen and hurts.

It turned out that Quan Lu had also passed out just now, and so did he. When the two of them woke up, their bodies had returned to normal.

Quan Lu wholeheartedly wanted to return to his body, but now he suddenly recovered.

He was... a little uncomfortable.

"Lulu, what's the matter?" Quan Lu's mother asked, "I'd better go to the hospital to see, I think you've been acting weird these days, you don't look like you anymore."

Quan Lu shook his head: "Mom, no need, I'm really fine."

Those few days are not like myself, that's for sure, the person in the body is Quanlu after all.

He sighed, what's going on in the mental hospital now?When he passed out, Mo Wenfeng was by his side, and he didn't know if Dr. Mo was frightened.

Thinking of Dr. Mo, Quan Lu felt strange in his heart.

He sighed.

Go back to the room and turn on the computer, Quanlu's penguin is not online.

At this moment, Quan Lu heard a burst of music.

"Come to Taipei in winter to watch the rain, maybe I can meet you~"

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu was stunned for a while before realizing that it was his cell phone.

After Quan Lu switched bodies with himself, in order to prevent exposure, he also used his own mobile phone, but why did the ringtone have to be replaced with this nostalgic song? Could it be that Quan Lu is a post-60s generation?

Quan Lu found his mobile phone from the desk, and the caller ID read: "San."

... who?

"Hello?" Quan Lu answered the phone.

The other party paused for a moment, then said slowly: "Quan Lu?"

Quan Lu asked cautiously: "... who?"

The other party paused for another moment, then hung up the phone.

Quan Lu: "..."

Who the hell is it? I clearly know someone, why did I hang up the phone? Is this a prank call!

Quan Lu was speechless.

He looked at the number again, the note is Sheng, is there anyone with this name among the people he knows?

And the nickname turned out to be one word, how intimate it is.

Quan Lu thought about it, but he still didn't think of who the person who remarked a word would be.

If it wasn't someone he knew, then it must be someone Quan Lu knew.

and many more……

A figure of a person suddenly flashed in Quan Lu's mind.

No way……

Just then, his phone rang again.

It turned out to be the same person named "Sheng" just now!

Quan Lu: "...Hello?"

There was no sound for a long time, just when Quan Lu thought the other party was going to hang up like last time, the other party spoke again: "Come to work."

After finishing speaking, I hung up, hiding my merit and fame.

Quan Lu: "..."

This time Quan Lu understood, it was indeed the voice of his psychotic colleague Yue Rensheng.

Damn it, oh my god, Quan Lu actually got Yue Rensheng's phone number!

Who is that person, Yue Rensheng!

Quan Lu returned the remark to Yue Rensheng as "Holy"!Yue Rensheng also took the initiative to call Quan Lu!

Oh my god, is this world crazy!

But considering that such an unreal thing happened that he and Quan Lulian exchanged bodies, what is a mere Yue Rensheng?

To tell the truth, Quan Lu was not an ordinary person who was able to subdue Yue Rensheng, who became a genius after the founding of the country.

Quan Lu suddenly admired Quan Lu very much, after all, Quan Lu was No. 1 to be so close to Yue Rensheng.

Why did Yue Rensheng ask him to go to work?

If I remember correctly, today should be the weekend.

Does he still think that he is still the same way as before?What do they go to work for?go for a date?

Wait, I've already called him "Holy", do they have an affair?

……

Quan Lu felt that his teeth were chattering, it was too...

Thinking of this, Quan Lu quickly called Yue Rensheng, he was not going to tell the other party that he was not the same as before, anyone who said that would be regarded as crazy, right?

He decided to take a side note.

The phone rang for a long time before Yue Rensheng answered it.

"Hello."

#岳人圣Can be so polite when answering the phone, it’s really unscientific#

But his voice was cold and devoid of emotion.

Quan Lu swallowed his saliva, and his whole body was as tense as if Yue Rensheng was standing in front of him, as if Yue Rensheng exuded that kind of mysterious aura all over his body in front of him.

"Xiaoyue..." Quan Lu pondered for a long time, and decided to adopt this address in the office.

Unexpectedly, Yue Rensheng was the first to say on the other end of the phone: "I know you are not Quan Lu."

Quan Lu: "...Huh?"

"You are Quan Lu, not Quan Lu." Yue Rensheng's voice over the phone was extremely calm and clear.

...is this a tongue twister?

"I'll help you," Yue Rensheng said again, "come to work."

After finishing speaking, Quan Lu was not allowed to express his opinion, and Yue Rensheng hung up the phone again.

Quan Lu: "..."

He could see that Yue Rensheng was really a simple and willful person.

Although he didn't understand what he meant by "I'll help you", Quan Lu still decided to go to the unit. He had an intuition that Yue Rensheng must know something and would not hurt him.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, Yue Rensheng is also a very kind person. For example, Yue Rensheng often waters the flowers and plants in the office, and sometimes prints materials for colleagues.

Quan Lu thought for a while, went out, and found his bicycle from the garage.

Seeing that he was about to go out, Quan Lu's parents rushed out immediately: "Baby, where are you going?"

Quan Lu's father also said: "My treasure, where are you going, don't let mom and dad worry about it, mom and dad are the only son like you, Lulu! My treasure!"

Quan Lu: "..."

"I'm going to work, my colleague has something to do with me." Quan Lu said, stepped on the bicycle, kicked it involuntarily, and headed towards the work.

Looking at Quan Lu's leaving back, Quan Lu's mother couldn't help but whisper: "This child, since he was injured, has never ridden a bicycle again. Why did he suddenly think of riding a bicycle today?"

***

Quanlu's unit is not very far from his home, and it takes less than 10 minutes to get there by bicycle.

Before reaching the entrance of the unit, Quan Lu saw a man in a robe and with hair tied standing at the entrance of the unit, and occasionally passers-by walked by, pointing at him.

Quan Lu: "..."

What should I do if I suddenly don't really want to get close.

The person wearing a robe with his hair tied up in a bun with a bamboo stick similar to disposable chopsticks is naturally Yue Rensheng.

Seeing Quan Lu coming on a bicycle, Yue Rensheng frowned, and opened his mouth and said, "Your body is weak and your Qi is insufficient. Walking is more suitable for you. Compared with bicycles, it can strengthen your body."

Quan Lu expressionless: "Oh."

I have to say that Yue Rensheng actually looks pretty good, especially in this weird ancient costume, and Nima is wearing a wig, a bit like Huo Jianhua in the Paladin costume.

...May I ask what this is for, playing cosplay?

"Why are you dressed like this?" Quan Lu asked curiously, "Aren't you hot?"

Although it is autumn, the heat has not faded, and Quan Lu is still wearing short sleeves.

Yue Rensheng shook his head, and said indifferently: "Calm down, naturally cool."

Ha ha.

Quan Lu laughed dryly in his heart, don't think I didn't see that your hair was sticking together because of the heat.

Yue Rensheng said: "Follow me."

Quan Lu asked: "Where are you going? Didn't you say you wanted to help me? What do you mean when you say I'm not Quan Lu?"

Yue Rensheng glanced at him, frowned, and then said: "I know that your body has two souls, and you are the original one. Not long ago, a new soul entered your body, and now that soul has left. .”

It turns out that he is really a magic stick...

Quan Lu looked at Yue Rensheng with admiration.

"Grandmaster……"

"Don't call me master." Yue Rensheng frowned.

"Oh, let's call you Xiaoyue. Then what do you want? Before you said that I was not that Quan Lu, then you must have known his name. Now that my body has returned, there should be nothing to do, right? .” Quan Lu shrugged.

Unexpectedly, Yue Rensheng's face changed when he mentioned that Quan Lu.

He was originally facial paralyzed, but he didn't expect to change his face when he mentioned this topic. Quan Lu looked at it for a while and found it too novel.

"He..." Yue Rensheng's expression turned ugly, "You came back, but he didn't."