After I crossed over, I was pregnant with the cub of a rich and powerful boss

??Jiang Miao hasn't exercised for a long time. In fact, he is not much better than Gu Nanze. He was exhausted after sweeping the floor for a while. He quickly cleaned up the sofa and collapsed on the sofa, "I'm so tired, I want to It’s no good, then what, don’t clean those places you don’t need, just clean the living room, kitchen and room, and don’t clean other places such as window sills, balconies, and yards.”

?? Gu Nanze picked up a blanket from nowhere and put it on Jiang Miao's body, "You lie down, and I will finish the work."

"Okay, come on." Jiang Miao waved to him while lying on the sofa, and turned on the TV casually.

??When he lived alone, he didn't clean the house, so he simply tidied up the house every day. There was a sweeping robot for sweeping the floor, and he saved his clothes for a week for the cleaning to come and wash.

??Before time-traveling, he was also doing housework at home, but after time-traveling, he degenerated and became lazy.

??Jiang Miao was lying on the sofa. Although she didn't need to move anymore, she still felt sore all over.

??He looked at the busy Gu Nanze, and sighed from the bottom of his heart, "No wonder men want to get married. It's so cool to have someone to help you clean without having to do anything."

?? Gu Nanze wiped the TV opposite him, "You mean you exclude me from men?"

?? "You are not a man, you are a male god." Jiang Miao even compared his heart to him, "Come on, male god~"

?? Gu Nanze stopped what he was doing and looked up at Jiang Miao, "Are you reconciled with me? Then we can quit this show."

?? "Who is reconciled with you?" Jiang Miao changed her position and continued to watch TV while lying on her side, "We are about to divorce, but we haven't divorced yet. I can still treat you like my old Gong. "

??Gu Nanze: "..."

??Jiang Miao thought that Gu Nanze would refute him, but who knew that Gu Nanze had left.

??It was almost three o'clock, and Gu Nanze cleaned the room almost. After the program team checked and accepted, he paid 110 as a reward.

??Gu Nanze looked at the salary and at the staff of the program group, "Not only is there a problem with ability, but also with IQ."

?? "That's right, 180 minus 50 tool fees, and there is 130 left." Jiang Miao also felt something was wrong, and yelled on the sofa.

?? The staff of the program group explained: "I want to buy the ingredients for dinner in person at the vegetable market, and the program group only provides one car. Two people choose one to buy the ingredients. The car fare is 20."

?? Jiang Miao: "...only five people can be accommodated? Does that mean there is one person who wants to be the driver? If I am the driver, can I charge them 20 yuan each?"

??Staff: "No."

?? Jiang Miao waved his hand and said to Gu Nanze: "You go, my body is sore and I can't get up."

?? Gu Nanze took the money and sat on the sofa, "Let's make an order for dinner first, and then I'll go out."

?? Jiang Miao thought for a moment, "I can stir-fry some green vegetables, stew ribs soup, and nothing else. Didn't you learn to cook last time? How many dishes did you learn?"

?? "Just the few dishes you saw last time." Gu Nanze said.

?? "Did the program team say that everyone will eat together at night? Since we eat together, we have to get something that everyone can accept, and it has to be cheaper. It's only more than 100, and we can't buy anything." Jiang Miao looked at him Money in hand, "Can you buy vegetables? Let me go."

"I'll go." Gu Nanze looked at the money in his hand, "You make a pork rib soup, and I'll make the rest."

?? "The program team didn't say to make a few dishes, so why don't you just cook a dish? Go and buy some pork ribs, pumpkin, potatoes, corn, and beans." Jiang Miao thought for a while, "That's all, I see that the kitchen has seasonings .”

??Gu Nanze frowned, "What kind of dish is this?"

?? "Big mess, haven't you eaten it?" Jiang Miao wanted to take out his phone to find photos to show him, only to realize that the phone was confiscated by the program crew, so he had to give up, "When the time comes, let's make such a big pot , can be full again, it’s delicious, and it looks domineering, and the most important thing is that I don’t have to make soup.”

?? Gu Nanze: "...the last sentence is the key point."

??Jiang Miao chuckled twice, "Go quickly, the program team is urging you to leave."

"Okay, we have to go, but before we go, don't we have to settle our accounts first?" Gu Nanze put the money in his pocket, "I just mopped the floor and wiped the furniture..."

?? Jiang Miao interrupted him, "I can eat less for dinner."

"It's not up to you." Gu Nanze said as he walked over and pinched his chin and kissed him on the cheek.

??Jiang Miao was shocked. He covered his face and sat up from the sofa. He looked at Gu Nanze in a daze, then at the camera, and then at Nanze, "What are you doing? The camera is filming, and the two of us still Didn't make up, what are you kissing?"

?? "Although we are about to divorce, we haven't divorced yet. You are still mine. I can kiss you if I want." Gu Nanze returned what Jiang Miao said just now.

"Why are you imitating me!" Jiang Miao asked him pouted angrily.

?? His anger was of no use at all, and because of his pouting, Gu Nanze held his face and kissed him hard on the mouth.

??Jiang Miao jumped off the sofa and ran to the stairs in fear, "You, you, what are you doing? Why are you in love?"

?? Gu Nanze pointed his mouth with his finger, "You said that the meaning of your pouting is to let me kiss you. I have never forgotten it, and I will do it every time, and I will continue in the future."

?? Jiang Miao: "!!!"

?? "Wait for me at home." Gu Nanze stopped teasing him and went out to meet other people.

?? When Gu Nanze came out, he heard the couple next door quarreling again, and the quarrel was very fierce, as if someone would die at any moment.

?? Another three people came out, a 40-year-old middle-aged man, a 30-year-old young woman, and a neutral woman with short hair.

??The three of them did not expect that Gu Nanze would come out to buy vegetables with them, and they all showed rather surprised expressions.So the president dotes on his little wife so much?

??Gu Nanze has a cold personality and has always been ignorant of others. He got into the car directly.

??The other three people also got into the car, and with Gu Nanze sitting there, the big natural ice block, the others also became quiet. It was obviously a good opportunity to get to know each other, but he abruptly delayed it.

?? Just at this time, the quarreling couple had finished their quarrel. Adou rushed out of the house angrily, opened the car door and saw Gu Nanze, "Is there only the driver seat left? I'm driving? It's a disaster."

??Chu Shuang opened the door and saw Gu Nanze in the car, and thought of A Dou telling Jiang Miao that other people's men were better, and became angry again. He rushed over and dragged A Dou away, "You drive this car Everyone is dead, you should go back and stay."

?? "Can you stop scolding me in front of outsiders all the time?!" Adou stomped his feet angrily, but he really couldn't drive, so he could only watch them leave angrily. When he turned his head, he saw Jiang Miao standing at the door watching They, he ran over to find Jiang Miao, "Your husband is doing well, he works hard and even goes grocery shopping, why are you divorcing him?"

?? Jiang Miao quickly waved his hand, "This issue is too sensitive, so let's not bring it up."

?? Adou spread his hands helplessly, "If you want to talk about why my husband and I want to divorce, there are so many reasons, I can't count them all."

"Didn't you find out before you got married?" Jiang Miao asked him.

?? "No, I was so stupid during the passionate love period, I was completely deceived by his perfect appearance, if everyone could find each other's shortcomings during the passionate love period, who would still get married," A Dou asked him, "Did you not discover Mr. Gu's shortcomings before you got married?"

?? "Found it, I knew he was like this a long time ago, I thought he would change, but who knew he couldn't." Jiang Miao spread his hands, "Compared with you, I am even more stupid."

??The two comforted each other. They both felt that they had carried everything and were the most pitiful one in their marriage. Then they went into the house hand in hand to watch TV. They also ate some snacks brought by Adou. On the other side, their veteran is busy in the vegetable market.

??…

?? Gu Nanze has never been to a place like a vegetable market in his life. He has lived a life of opening his mouth and reaching for his clothes since he was a child. Whatever he needs, someone will deliver it directly to him as soon as he opens his mouth.

??This time the program group brought them to a large vegetable market, which has everything, but it is rather messy, and the taste is also very strong. The flavors of seasoning, vegetables, and various meats and seafood are mixed together. The market The top of the roof is that kind of plastic shed, and the smell is even more unpleasant when it is exposed to the sun.

?? Gu Nanze's face was ugly. He originally thought that their dusty house in the morning was enough for him to bear. This place made him not want to go in at all.

??He stood at the door with a gloomy face, and had no intention of going in. At this time, the staff came to him with a mobile phone.

?? Gu Nanze took the phone and heard Jiang Miao's voice coming from the other end of the phone.

??Jiang Miao used the landline in the house to call the staff to find Gu Nanze, "Gu Nanze, have you bought the food yet?"

?? Gu Nanze looked at the vegetable market. The door of the vegetable market was open, but there was a curtain hanging on it. The curtain was greasy. He didn't want to touch the curtain with his hands at all.

?? Jiang Miao: "Come back soon, there is a little shou at home waiting for you to feed."

??Gu Nanze: "..."

?? Jiang Miao: "You have to work hard~ I will show you my heart."

??Gu Nanze: "...Have you gradually forgotten the name of our show?"

?? Jiang Miao: "You forgot, you said that you want to pursue me again. Before pursuing success, you are my licking dog, my spare tire, and a fish in my fish pond. It is not natural for me to order you Is it?"

??Gu Nanze: "..."

?? Gu Nanze hung up the phone speechlessly, and entered the vegetable market after making sufficient mental preparations.

??He went to buy vegetables first, and found the pumpkin, corn and beans that Jiang Miao said, but he hesitated when buying potatoes, "Why is there mud on the potato skin?"

??The aunt who sells potatoes: "...Young man, you came here on purpose to find fault."

??No one has ever called Gu Nanze a young man. Gu Nanze automatically ignored the title of a young man and asked the aunt selling potatoes, "Are there any cleaner potatoes?"

?? "No, buy it or not." Auntie said.

?? A grandmother next to him waved to him, "I have it, young man, come to me."

?? Gu Nanze walked over and saw the nanny wash off the soil from the potatoes and gave him two clean potatoes.

??Gu Nanze looked at the large pile of vegetables in his hand, which was less than 20 yuan. Now he began to suspect that the person who bought the ingredients at home reported false accounts.

??He still has 100 yuan left in his hand. In his impression, meat and vegetables should be about the same price. He thought there would be a lot of money left in his hand after buying the meat. He remembered that Jiang Miao loves meat very much. If five people share it together, Jiang Miao can't eat a few bites.

??He took the money to the meat stall and handed over 100 yuan with great pride, as if he was making a deal of 100 million yuan, "Weighed [-] yuan for ribs."

?? The butcher's uncle glanced at Gu Nanze, and silently supported Gu Nanze with more than two catties of ribs.

?? Gu Nanze looked at the ribs. The quantity of these ribs was not the same as Gu Nanze expected. He glanced at the butcher's uncle in doubt, and his heart trembled when he saw the butcher's uncle. Putting one piece away, he quickly turned his back, obviously he did nothing wrong, but he didn't dare to look Gu Nanze in the eyes, "My scale is the most accurate in this market, let's go."

??Gu Nanze still felt that something was wrong, but the fishy smell from the meat stall was too strong. Even if he suffered a disadvantage, he was unwilling to stay longer, so he turned and left.

??Others bought it too. It was obviously the same money. He always felt that others were carrying more things than he was, and there were also people carrying drinks, beer and snacks. Gu Nanze looked at the things in his hands again. Buy less meat and save money to buy some snacks for Jiang Miao.

?? After returning, he pushed open the door and saw Jiang Miao and his new friend sitting on the sofa watching TV. The two chatted for some unknown reason, and slapped their legs and laughed.

?? He remembered that Jiang Miao would do the same thing when he was with that little Yang before. There was no image of smiling at all.

?? Jiang Miao would laugh in front of him, but not like this.

??Gu Nanze was a little unhappy, he didn't make a sound, and walked past them with his things into the kitchen.

??Jiang Miao saw him come back now, "You are back, and you bought a lot of things."

??The two people who were still laughing on the sofa just now sat up straight, like two elementary school students who were having fun and found their parents back.

?? The people from the program team also followed in, "The program rule is that all things must be done by two people together. The person who went shopping just now cannot cook, and another person should cook."

?? "Ah?" A Dou opened his mouth in surprise when he heard this rule, "I don't know how to cook. Can you put water for me?"

??Staff: "No, this is the program rule. The purpose of this rule is to let you understand each other's hard work."

??Adou thought for a while, "Isn't it just cooking, what's the problem? Let's see how I poison you to death at night!"

?? He rolled up his sleeves and left.

?? After Jiang Miao and the others left, they also rolled up their sleeves and entered the kitchen.

?? He saw Gu Nanze washing vegetables, and asked in surprise, "You know how to wash vegetables?"

??Gu Nanze: "...Don't ask such mentally retarded questions again."

?? "Don't always say that I'm mentally retarded, okay?" Jiang Miao drove him out, "Didn't you hear the program team say that people who buy vegetables can't cook? If you interfere with our mission, we will fail."

?? Jiang Miao took the food from him, "However, if you fail, will there be any punishment?"

??The staff of the program group explained in time: "Each task will have a corresponding reward. If it is not completed, there will be no reward. If you fail the task more than twice, you will be eliminated and change to another couple."

??Gu Nanze: "There were a lot of candidates before, even if we are eliminated, someone will pick up at any time."

"Oh." Jiang Miao nodded, "Is this show so popular?"

?? Gu Nanze: "What do you think?"

?? Jiang Miao nodded. He stopped asking questions and concentrated on washing the vegetables.

?? After washing the vegetables, he went to chop them again. He turned to look at Gu Nanze who was standing at the door, "Why are you still standing here? Are you afraid that I might cut them?"

?? Gu Nanze: "Supervise you, don't put too much salt."

?? "Is my cooking really that salty?" Jiang Miao chuckled, pulling her mouth, "Maybe I have a heavy taste."

??He stewed the vegetables, and only then did he think about which room he would live in at night. He asked Gu Nanze to watch the fire, and he ran upstairs.

?? Fortunately, the program team was not so crazy and prepared two rooms.

?? It was because his luggage was missing. He searched around, and finally found his suitcase under the bed in Gu Nanze's room. It was empty.

??He turned around and opened Gu Nanze's closet, and saw his clothes inside.

?? He felt that Gu Nanze did it on purpose, because Gu Nanze purposely hung the clothes of the two of them together, interspersed with each other, one of Gu Nanze's and one of his's.

??Jiang Miao took out her clothes one by one from the wardrobe and moved them to her room without a word.

?? After he finished tossing everything, dinner was already cooked when he went downstairs.

??He not only made a messy stew, but also stuffed the rice.

?? "Where are we going to eat?" He asked the program team, and the staff pointed outside, "In the courtyard."

?? "In the yard? Is there a table that big?" Jiang Miao went out to have a look, and people from other families also came out to look, "There is no table or chairs in the yard."

??The elder brother in his 40s said: "We can take out the chairs in our house, and take out two tables from the house and put them together."

"Good way." Jiang Miao listened to his command and went back to move the table. Gu Nanze had already moved the table out by himself. He wanted to get the chairs. Gu Nanze carried out two chairs one by one.

?? Jiang Miao followed behind him, "Didn't the program team say that everything should be done together?"

?? "This is not a mission." Gu Nanze looked at Jiang Miao who was chasing him, and told him to turn around, "Go and serve the food."

?? "Okay!" Jiang Miao ran back and brought out the pot, and Gu Nanze brought out the rice.

??Each family puts the dishes made by each family on the table, a big table full, super rich.

??The older couple made fish soup and braised pork, the young couple made pies and fried two dishes, the female and female couple made a few sweet dishes, and then A Dou and the others. The dishes are so dark that no raw materials can be seen at all.

??Jiang Miao stretched his head to look over, he asked Adou, "What are you?"

??A Dou pointed at the things on the plate, "Salt Baked Shrimp, can't you see it?"

?? Chu Shuang rolled his eyes at him, "I wasted the ingredients I bought. If I had known that you were cooking, I shouldn't have picked the ingredients so seriously. I should have just bought some."

?? "Look at you, every time you run on me in front of outsiders!" Adou was anxious, and wanted to rush up and tear him apart.

Seeing this, Jiang Miao hurriedly pulled him to sit down, "Stop arguing, let's eat, I won't be angry, you see I am always told by Gu Nanze that IQ is low, just don't care about him."

??Gu Nanze: "You don't care about me?"

?? Jiang Miao gave him a look, "Don't interrupt."

"Okay, okay, let's sit down and eat, and be gentle." The oldest brother brought the beer he bought in the afternoon, "Ice beer, let's calm everyone down."

?? "Wine!" Jiang Miao's eyes were about to glow green, he swallowed, and turned to look at Gu Nanze beside him, "Don't drink it, if you drink another stomach bleed, I don't care about you."

??Gu Nanze: "If I remember correctly, when I was hospitalized with stomach bleeding, I was still being ordered by you."

?? Jiang Miao coughed in embarrassment, "Isn't it to see if you can go for a walk? If you can't even get up from the bed, can I order you? I'm not a cold-blooded animal."

?? He took the glass and poured a glass of beer, "I'll just have one drink, I can't drink enough."

?? Everyone also understands, "Today, everyone will do what they can, drink as much as they can, and don't drink too much."

?? Jiang Miao picked up the chopsticks, "Come and taste my craft, I also want to taste the dishes made by everyone."

??Everyone picked up chopsticks to eat, maybe in front of the camera, everyone was holding them, the atmosphere was very harmonious, the meal was almost finished, and the atmosphere became more active after drinking.

??They started chatting, talking about how they got here today, the experience of buying vegetables, complaining about the stinginess of the program group, and the fact that cleaning tools are too difficult to use, or talking about some interesting things from the past. The people at the table quickly became familiar with each other. There is no sense of formality in the beginning.

??Originally, everyone thought that today's filming would end after eating, but who knew that the program crew had another moth.

??The staff came over and released a new task: "Tomorrow, couple roles will be swapped. Tonight, each person will say a shortcoming of the other party, or a point that the other party makes you hate. Each person can only say one, and there will be two people for the whole day tomorrow. You have to exchange each other's shortcomings, but you can't do this anymore. For example, A thinks that B doesn't like to wash his hands, and B will wash his hands frequently tomorrow, but A doesn't like to wash his hands."

??Jiang Miao heard this task and asked the staff, "I can only say one thing, and I will correct it tomorrow. If the other party does that, does this mean that I have to say another thing tomorrow? Until the last day of the show?"

??The program group: "Almost, but everyone has not so many shortcomings, so this task will not last for many days. The specific deadline depends on the arrangement of the program group."

?? Jiang Miao looked at the people at the table, "Who shall we start with first?"

??Adou took a bottle from under the table and put it on the table, "Turn the bottle, who is facing the mouth of the bottle, who will start first, and then continue clockwise?"

??Everyone had no objections, so Adou started to turn the bottle, and the 40-year-old elder brother was the first to turn it.

??The eldest brother looked at the bottle, then at everyone, "Then I'll go first."

"Okay." Jiang Miao applauded, "Give big brother some encouragement."

??The eldest brother saw that other people were clapping their hands too, so he quickly pressed his palms to stop them from clapping, "This is not something to be honored. There is no need to encourage it. We are so old and we are still fighting like this. Speaking of it It's embarrassing too."

??Everyone listened quietly, afraid that saying something out loud would embarrass the elder brother.

??The eldest brother thought for a while, and then looked at his wife next to him: "Since we came to this program, we both have a glimmer of hope for our marriage, hoping to find out what's wrong with our marriage, and I won't beat around the bush. Now, let me just say it, my wife is good everywhere, but she is too nagging. It’s okay outside, but when I’m at home, especially when I’m alone, she can say the same sentence ten times. I feel My head is going to explode."

?? As soon as his voice fell, his wife began to defend, "You always say that I am nagging, and you think I am annoying. Can I do it without nagging? Well, let me also talk about your shortcomings by the way. You always forget everything. When it’s cold, you don’t remember to wear a coat or thick socks, when you’re sick, you don’t remember to take medicine, and you don’t always eat on time. I have to urge you [-] times a day before you do it. I don’t nag you, can you do it? You don’t even pay attention to your own body.”

?? "I know you are kind," the elder brother obviously had a headache again, "but can you not say it so many times, I remember one time, I walked from the room to the kitchen to pour water, and you told me to drink medicine, It’s such a short distance, and it only takes 1 minute to go back and forth. In this 1 minute, you can’t wait to talk about taking medicine a hundred times, which makes me feel a headache every time I hear your voice, as if some kind of conditioned reflex has occurred. It's really hard to go on."

??The people from the program team brought two blackboards over, "We have already understood your situation. Write your questions on the blackboard and hang them on the wall. We will exchange shortcomings all day tomorrow."

?? "Okay." The two agreed and wrote down the question.

After them, it was Chu Shuang and Adou's turn. Chu Shuang came first, "Adou has too many problems, and I can't finish talking. Let me start with one today. He is too sloppy and always throws things around."

??A Dou pointed at him: "What I want to say is that this is what he looks like now. He always exposes my faults in front of outsiders."

??Chu Shuang: "The program team let me."

?? Adou was speechless: "Usually the program team didn't say anything, but you always exposed my faults, as if telling people about my shortcomings as if they were talking. This is super annoying, why don't you talk about yourself?"

??Seeing that the two of them were about to pull their hair out again, the program team quickly sent them two blackboards for them to write on.

?? After them are Jiang Miao and Gu Nanze.

?? Gu Nanze looked at Jiang Miao: "The IQ is too low."

?? Jiang Miao was expecting what Gu Nanze would say, but when he heard that his IQ was too low, his mouth twisted in anger, "You must be out of your mind. Change? Let me talk about your shortcoming first, that is, you are so superior now that you always think that others are stupid. Tomorrow I will try to show a higher IQ, and you, just act as a mentally retarded."

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