Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

In the quiet and cool night wind, the crooked and crooked figure of the old woman gradually blurred.

Finally, it dissipated into the boundless night.

At the moment when the old woman ghost disappeared, several scattered golden lights floated into Lian Xi's hand, he looked down at his hand, and gently shook it.The golden light danced at his fingertips, and finally merged into his body and disappeared.

No one saw the golden light melting into Lian Xi's body.

The old ghost was reincarnated, and the local Master Heiwuchang lowered his eyes indifferently, and opened the certificate of impermanence.

I saw a name slowly emerge.

"Zhao Yuying, 1928-1980, died of illness"

The old woman was reincarnated as a ghost, and Lian Xi reaped the golden light, everyone was happy!

...is that enough?

The dwarf roommate swallowed his saliva, squinting his eyes to observe a certain Mr. Hei Wuchang, while walking cautiously to Lian Xi's side in small steps.When he stood behind Lian Xi, he breathed a sigh of relief, and looked flatteringly at the man across the road: "Then, Mr. Heiwuchang, since this ghost has already been reincarnated, let's go first!"

As soon as the words fell, he pulled Lianxi up and ran away.

then……

pull.

Not pulling.

I will pull again!

……

Su Jiao: "..."

Su Jiao turned her head, with a mournful face: Lian Xi!run!

Lian Xi glanced at him, shook his head slightly, and broke away from his hand.He looked up at the man across the road, took a deep breath, and walked over.

In the cool and pleasant night wind, a man in black with one hand in his pocket and the other hand holding a certificate of impermanence, was looking down.From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a shadow walking towards him, he turned his head to look at Lian Xi, and then slightly raised his eyebrows.

And at this time, Lian Xi finally saw this man clearly.

At this moment, the golden light clusters that tightly surrounded him completely turned into specks of starlight, no longer hiding his appearance, but hovering around him, like glittering and translucent golden fireflies.Her short hair is pitch black, moving with the wind, her sharp and handsome eyebrows go straight to her temples, but there is a tiny black mole that cuts across her right eyebrow.This man had a condescending face, his eyes were deep and colorless, like a god staring at all living beings indifferently, his momentum was majestic.

Not easy to get close to.

Lian Xi approached step by step, and finally, he stopped in front of this man.

Endless golden light danced in the air, bumping into Lian Xi from time to time, and gliding away.

In the dark night, the young man stretched out his hand, and said in a soft and calm voice, "What should I call you, my name is Lian Xi."

……

Su Jiao: #Help my roommate crazy what to do! #

This is a lunatic!

Hopeless!

Does Lian Xi know who this guy is?

Su Cheng is black and impermanent, one of the two dead rabbits!I'm so old!Seeing a Xuanxiu kill another, a dead rabbit who wouldn't even let him take a trip along the way! ! !

Su Jiao was about to turn his head and run away, but as an outstanding contemporary young man, he thought about the warming iPhone he just got, gritted his teeth, and stamped his feet——

At worst, I'll wait another ten seconds for you!

It's only ten seconds, I'll run if it's too long!

However, what Su Jiao never expected was that after Lian Xi finished speaking, that Hei Wuchang didn't kill anyone.

Hei Wuchang looked down at Lian Xi seriously, carefully, up and down... with his eyes lowered.

Looking at this picture, Su Jiao was taken aback for a moment, always feeling something weird.

From his angle, he could just see Lian Xi's profile.

From the first day when he moved into the new home, Su Jiao knew that his roommate was good-looking, only a little worse than him.

The eyebrows are elegant and handsome, the eyes are slightly hooked, but the eyes are clear, and the lips are pale and thin.In ancient times, he was the kind of young man who stood on the bridge to look at the scenery and didn't know much about the world. Now, he is at least a schoolboy.

but……

Why do I always feel that something is wrong.

Across the road, Su Jiao looked at Lian Xi and the local mad Bi Hei Wuchang looking at each other.

Well, they're staring at each other.

They stared at each other for several seconds.

Still looking at each other.

return……

Fuck? !

Look at each other? !

Su Jiao stared: No way, no way, this dead rabbit, Hei Wuchang, won't fall in love with Lian Xi, right? !

In Su Jiao's heart, heaven and man are struggling, is this short-lived plastic friendship desperate to drag Lian Xi away, or "the roommates are originally roommates who are in trouble, and each fly Lian Xi worships and finds a good person to reincarnate in the next life" and walk away Suddenly, this black impermanence finally moved.

The man glanced at Lian Xi's outstretched hand. Instead of reaching out, he raised the corners of his lips and said two words——

"The minister."

Huo Chen?

Lian Xi asked, "The list?"

The man laughed and didn't answer him.

Even Xi was not upset, his eyes were calm, and he looked at the man in front of him quietly.After a few seconds, Su Jiao asked the most unusual question with the most unusual tone in his eyes: "So...you are really Su Cheng Local black impermanence?"

The man's eyebrows moved slightly, but he didn't say anything.

After a while, Lian Xi smiled, and his tone was affirmative: "It seems that you are indeed Heiwuchang from Sucheng. Then..." He raised his head, looked at the other party with clear eyes calmly, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, so Where did the black impermanence go?"

The bright and clear eyes of the young man shone with confidence and determination, without a trace of fear, without a trace of retreat, shining brightly like a bright moon.

Looking at the person in front of him, for some reason, Jichen's lips moved, but he didn't speak.

After a while, he smiled: "I tell you, you also answer my question."

"what is the problem."

"How do you know that I'm not the original Heiwuchang in Sucheng?"

***

Sioux City is a famous water town in the south of the Yangtze River in China, known as "Oriental Venice".The water network here is vertical and horizontal, and there are large and small waters and lakes everywhere.

There are rumors that the roads in Sioux City were never built along the north-south direction, but along the water.A water system can be seen beside every road in Sioux City, which meanders and twists, which also creates the changing and criss-crossing road trend of Sioux City.

Three days ago, at three o'clock in the morning, by Yishan Lake.

This lake is one of the oldest lakes in Sioux City. In ancient times, it was formed by the flooding of the plain and the backflow of the sea tide.In the 40s, the puppet government used to build fields around the lake in order to exploit manpower. Who knew that a heavy rain would wash away the fields that had just been surrounded, and the fertile land was returned to the lake, and Yishan Lake returned to its original appearance and became what it is today.

But at this moment, Yin Qi is entwined here, and a dense black air invisible to mortals presses down on the earth.

Heiwuchang, a native of Sioux City wearing a ghost hat and holding an impermanence certificate, was seriously injured and fell by the lake, spitting blood.

He just killed a demon.

This evil spirit drowned at the bottom of Yishan Lake three years ago, and in the past three years, there has been no incident.Until last year, a developer reclaimed this land. When digging the foundation, he accidentally poured water into the lake. The evil spirit was awakened, and he frantically killed people on the construction site. In just half a year, three workers died.

If it is usual to encounter this kind of evil spirit who has only been dead for three years and ate three people, the local Heiwuchang in Sucheng is definitely not a problem.But last year he fought with a century-old evil spirit and was seriously injured.Now subduing this evil spirit will make things worse, to the point of dying and reincarnated!

When he was out of breath, Hei Wuchang opened his impermanence certificate: he wants to call the hell!He had to ask the underworld to send a new Hei Wuchang over immediately!

However, this black impermanence had just opened the impermanence certificate and hadn't called for anyone. Suddenly, he looked up and saw a black figure crawling up from the depths of the ground step by step!

"...???"

Fuck? !

Since when did the superiors become so efficient?

The retirement application he submitted last year has been processed this year?

Normally, you have to wait two or three years, and squeeze them for another two or three years?

Holding his wound and standing up with difficulty, Hei Wuchang walked in front of the black figure.

The person who just came out of the underworld was too cloudy, and the night was so deep that he couldn't see the other person's face clearly for a while.He nodded and patted the other person on the shoulder: "Brother, it's better to come early than to come at a good time. It's time to change shifts!"

……

Su Jiao: "??? Damn it! So you're actually Su Cheng's new black impermanence?"

Lian Xi: "When did you come here?"

Su Jiao: "When you just started telling stories."

Lian Xi nodded: "It turns out that Black and White Wuchang can still change shifts. So if Black and White Wuchang is about to die, he can be reincarnated? No, whether Black and White Wuchang is a human or a ghost, I thought they were all ghosts."

"It doesn't matter if it's a human or a ghost."

The man's deep and steady voice sounded, and Lian Xi looked up at him.

Ji Chen's tone was indifferent: "Human ghosts and spirits are all impermanent. Impermanence is impermanent, and the world is impermanent."

The voice seemed ethereal and dreamy, with a meaning of looking down that was different from that of human beings.

Lian Xi was slightly stunned.

After a while, Lian Xi: "So, in fact, my lord, you are the new Heiwuchang in Sucheng, and you have only been in office for three days?"

Su Jiao gave Lian Xi a strange look: Your Excellency?

Ji Chen nodded slightly.

Lian Xi smiled.He looked at the man in front of him with an indifferent face, who was out of place with the world, who even wore weird clothes, and didn't even have a mobile phone except for Zhang Wuchang's certificate. He asked sincerely and kindly: "Then do you have a place now?" live?"

Su Jiao: "???"

Jichen looked at him with raised eyebrows, with a smile in his eyes: "No."

Lian Xi: "In that case, actually, my lord, my house is quite big, and there are currently two rooms vacant, and the rent is not expensive. If you want, I can rent another room from the landlord..."

Su Jiao grabbed him and said, "Wait a minute, Lianxi, what's wrong with you, tonight..."

As if being stepped on by the tail, Lian Xi opened his eyes wide, and said righteously: "Golden light? What golden light? Don't talk nonsense! Mr. Hei Wuchang is new here. As local residents of Sioux City, shouldn't we treat you well? What golden light, shut up!"

Su Jiao was extremely wronged: "I didn't say golden light! What golden light!"

"You really want to help me?"

After a pause, Lian Xi turned to look at the man.

The four eyes met, looking into the man's dark and deep eyes, Lian Xi's eyes slowly moved away from the golden light dancing wildly in the sky, and his heart calmed down.For some reason, he gave the answer: "Yes."

Ji Chen smiled: "Okay, thank you."

As soon as the words fell, several golden lights scattered from his body, jumped and ran to Lian Xi's body, and then melted into it!

Lian Xi:? ! ! !

So immediate? !

Jichen: "But I will live there, on one condition."

Su Jiao stared, and forgot to be afraid for a while: "Fuck, please live for free, but you still have conditions?!"

I saw the man's fingers move slightly, and a thin and simple book suddenly appeared in his palm.An ordinary and simple white cover, a palm-sized booklet without any characteristics, the only difference is that it also has three typographical characters printed on the cover——

Proof of impermanence!

Wait, the certificate of impermanence that this man took out before was in a black cover, but now this... a white cover? !

Lian Xi suddenly realized something, he hadn't spoken yet, when he raised his eyes, the man narrowed his cold eyes slightly.

"That Heiwuchang said that the Baiwuchang in this place has been dead for more than ten years, and he has been reincarnated in the underworld to report. The new Wuchang should have arrived long ago, but he has not found him, so Bai Wuchang has been absent from work for more than ten years. All the work in Sioux City these years has been done by him alone."

Lian Xi: "Eh...so?"

You want me to help you find that Bai Wuchang?

Jichen snapped his fingers and threw the Bai Wuchang card out, Lian Xi subconsciously caught it.

Jichen: "It means you have been absent from work for more than ten years?"

Lian Xi: "...???"

Fuck? !

Are you all so casual about impermanence? ! ! !

The author has something to say:

Sucheng Heiwuchang: You are the new Heiwuchang who came to change shifts!

President Xi who just ran out:?Oh, I am black impermanence, I am black impermanence, I am black impermanence [self hypnosis]

CC: ? ? ?Then why am I white impermanence? !How old was I ten years ago! ! !

Su Jiao: Lian Xi has changed!he's changed! [A look of grief and indignation] Why is he suddenly so stupid!