Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Lian Xi was still weighing the certificate of Bai Wuchang in his hand, and the dwarf roommate stared straight at first: "Isn't it, you do things so casually in the underworld? Just give it like this, this is Bai Wuchang?" He whispered: "Then If I just grab a certificate of impermanence, can I also have an iron rice bowl..."

Lian Xi glanced at him, thinking that his dwarf roommate seemed to be not as good as himself: "Dream faster."

Su Jiao: "Hello!"

Lian Xi looked down at the thin certificate of impermanence.

Simple and unadorned cover, with the three large characters of "Impermanence Card" in Song typeface that can be seen everywhere.

When I opened the booklet, the first few pages were all "Impermanence Notes", and the back was blank.At first glance, it looks a bit like the Japanese manga "Death Note" that was popular more than ten years ago. The difference is that in the death note, people will die after writing their names, while the impermanence card is that after death, the name is automatically written.

Lian Xi casually turned to the last page. He was just flipping through it at random, but suddenly saw a sentence printed on the last page——

"No one dies in life since ancient times"

Lian Xi: "..."

Is this how it is used? !

Did you pay Wen Tianxiang copyright fees for using it like this? !

Lian Xi closed the impermanence certificate with a speechless face.

Lian Xi: "If you need, I can help you find the local Bai Wuchang in Sucheng." After a pause, he added: "I'm an anchor, live broadcast on time every day, and I'm pretty free at other times."

Ji Chen: "No need."

Lian Xi: "What?"

Ji Chen: "Isn't it you?"

Lian Xi: "..."

You guys are really not picky at all!

Speechless, looking at the golden light wrapped around the man in black that almost blinds people's eyes, and thinking about the bugs he ate and the cold bath he took every day these days, Lian Xi gritted his teeth: "If you really want to It's not impossible for me to be Bai Wuchang, anyway, I'm quite free..."

Su Jiao: "???"

When are you free?

You are obviously too lazy to go out every day, staying at home is a dead house!

The mole between the eyebrows twitched slightly because of the provocative eyebrows, and the minister lowered his eyes and said calmly, "I said, it's you."

Lian Xi: "Okay, then it's me."

Jichen: "It's really you."

Lian Xi: "Yeah, what you say is what you say." You are a boss of Jinguang, you are awesome.

Ji Chen smiled: "It is indeed you."

At this time, Lian Xi finally realized something was wrong.He raised his head and met the man's gaze.

There was a smile on the corner of the man's mouth, seemingly casual and casual, but there was no joke in his eyes, nor did he mean to throw the pot away.He looked down at Lian Xi, and noticed that the young man's expression had changed from being perfunctory at first to serious later on. He seemed to have discovered something interesting, so he bent slightly, moved closer, and almost repeated in Lian Xi's ear: "I said...it's you."

Lian Xi: "..."

Taking a half step back calmly, Lian Xi flipped through the proof of impermanence again, raised his head, and said calmly, "Is there any evidence?"

The man nodded thoughtfully: "It seems that you have also lost your memory."

Lian Xi: "???"

What? !

Am I forced to lose my memory like this? !

Next, Lian Xi heard a very strange theory of amnesia from this man.

According to Hei Wuchang, Su Cheng's predecessor, yin and yang are separated, and humans and ghosts have different paths. Any ghost or god who wants to return from the underworld to the underworld will always have to pay a price.Even ghost messengers who eat public food and follow the official path have a certain chance to pay the price when they go to the underworld.If it is serious, your strength will plummet, and you will have to go down to reincarnation before you see the sun in the world.

Although the former Hei Wuchang had never seen such a thing as amnesia, he had heard of it.

He even guessed that Su Chengbai Wuchang had been absent from work for so many years without reason, either because he was shameless, or because he accidentally lost his memory.

Lian Xi listened to his fallacies, and said earnestly: "Although what you said seems to make sense, I remember everything from childhood to adulthood very clearly."

Jichen: "Oh, there is another possibility."

Lian Xi was surprised: "There are more?"

Jichen: "When the predecessor Bai Wuchang was reincarnated in the underworld, Hei Wuchang was not there. Bai Wuchang suddenly encountered an evil ghost, and he was defeated and died. It was considered a sudden death. According to Hei Wuchang, when Bai Wuchang left, he might If you pass on your position to someone else, then the underworld will treat it as having sent a new impermanence up, and will not take care of it anymore. Of course, that person has not taken up the post for a long time."

Lian Xi: "..."

I was only 13 years old ten years ago. Are you serious about employing child labor in the underworld?

Lian Xi thinks that these dark impermanences in Sucheng are not narrow-minded and encroaching on the territory, but that they are extremely imaginative and unconstrained!

However, Lian Xi didn't take it seriously, he only thought they were talking nonsense, but the short roommate at the side touched his chin, poked him, and said with a serious face, "Lian Xi, will it really be passed on to you?"

Lian Xi: "..."

A cauldron fell from the sky!

Am I amnesia I don't know?

Lian Xi was speechless.

Just when he wanted to perfunctory and admit the blame for Jin Guang's sake, the man's hoarse and gentle voice sounded: "Besides, I have other evidence."

Lian Xi was taken aback: "What?"

The slender fingers moved slightly, and in the next moment, a small album with a golden cover and purple light appeared in the man's hand.

In an instant, Lian Xi and Su Jiao's eyes were drawn to this small album.

This is a palm-sized, exquisitely crafted album.Brilliant golden brilliance wrapped the cover, and in the middle were six small black characters in seal script.In the dark night, the golden light seems to move with the wind, and the arc of purple lightning dances on the quaint and majestic album pages. It has a strange and powerful magic power, which makes people can't help but look at it.

Lian Xi and the others didn't notice for a while, they opened their lips slightly, losing their composure.

Until the man's fingers flipped and the album clattered, the two regained their senses in an instant.

Lian Xi raised his head vigilantly and looked at the other party.

Ji Chen's voice was calm: "This is the magic weapon of impermanence that I brought from the underworld. Every ghost messenger will have a unique magic weapon."

This album is indeed frightening, but Lian Xi doesn't understand what it has to do with him.

But the next moment.

I saw the man's slender fingers gently pinching the album, slowly opening it like playing an accordion.

"Whoa-"

"Excuse me~!"

Lian Xi: "???"

Su Jiao: "???"

The two lowered their heads and looked at the bronze bell on Lian Xi's left wrist together.

Ji Chen raised the corners of his lips, and he opened the album again.

"Whoa!"

The bronze bell was extremely cheerful: "Excuse me!"

Golden Album: "Crash!"

Bronze bell: "Excuse me!"

"Crash!!!!"

"Excuse me!!!"

...You guys still sang it!

Ji Chen smiled: "Is this enough?"

Su Jiao's face was complicated, and he betrayed directly: "Lian Xi, do you really lose your memory, you don't know?"

Lian Xi: "..."

I almost believed your evil!

Having said that, Lian Xi's brain turned rapidly.

Su Jiao pondered: "More than ten years ago, did you meet someone who died suddenly. Just now, Mr. Hei Wuchang said that ghosts can be not only ghosts, but also people and spirits. Maybe there are people around you. Who is Bai Wuchang! Hey, I remembered, did you say that your father was drunk and drove away at dinner two days ago, was it more than ten years ago?"

Lian Xi said quietly: "...you said that Su Cheng's predecessor, Black and White Wuchang, was gay."

Jichen glanced at him: Huh?

Su Jiao: "That's right, the whole of China knows about it!"

Lian Xi: "That's my dad, could it be gay?"

Subconsciously, Su Jiao was about to blurt out "That's not necessarily the case", but under Lian Xi's cold murderous gaze, he swallowed his saliva and closed his mouth: "I'm sorry."

Lian Xi looked away.

He looked to the east, at the junction of the sky and the earth, there was a layer of light blue and light white.

Lian Xi: "Let's go home first." His voice paused, and he looked at the man in black standing in the wind: "Mr. Lie, together?"

His gaze stayed on the young man's elegant and delicate face for a moment, and the man flipped his hands back the golden-purple booklet: "Okay."

***

When the two returned home, it was already daylight.

After a sleepless night, as soon as he got home, Su Jiao went straight into the house and locked the door, and fell asleep.

Lian Xi took the man to his room: "I will find the landlord to rent another room during the day. If you don't mind, you can make do with it in my room first."

Jichen looked down at him, raised his eyebrows lightly: "Yes."

After closing the door, Lian Xi went straight to the door of the dwarf's roommate.

Boom boom boom!

"What are you doing!"

"Open the door, squeeze."

"...@#[email protected]#$%#@!"

The dwarf roommate was lying on the bed with the quilt in his arms, and while he was so sleepy that he was about to fall asleep, he muttered, "When did you become so kind?"

Lian Xi said calmly: "Learn from Lei Feng's spirit and be kind. What do you know?"

But the roommate has already fallen asleep: "Hululu..."

Foolish people have foolish blessings, Su Jiao is heartless and falls asleep in a second.Lian Xi at the side tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep.

The rising sun shone into the room through the window without curtains in the rental house, illuminating Lian Xi's frowning brows.He raised his left hand, looked at the small bronze bell on his wrist with complicated eyes, and then shook it.

No sound.

No matter how he shook it, the little bell made no sound at all.

Lian Xi knew that the bell would only ring unless he concentrated his mind and touched it with his fingers, and something would happen every time it rings.

but……

It rang today.

No warning, just as it should be.

Rang.

why?

When refuting Su Jiao, Lian Xi was justified and could not be refuted.But his own heart began to waver.

Because he remembered that many years ago, when his father was still alive, he would touch his head from time to time, look at the little bell on his wrist with strange eyes, and then say: "When Xi Xi grows up, Dad will tell you a secret."

"Dad, what a secret!"

"You'll know when you grow up!"

However, before he grew up, his father hit Ludunzi and died.

So, what's the secret?

Is it really related to Bai Wuchang, a local in Sioux City?Could it be that his father is really... Bai Wuchang? !

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind.

correct!My father once said that this bell was given by an old nurse who delivered him in the operating room when he was born!Then just find this old nurse and ask if it's all right?

Without further ado, Lian Xi gained momentum in an instant, lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

The dwarf roommate muttered: "What are you doing..."

"Going out to do some errands!" Lian Xi didn't have time to talk to him at all, put on his shoes, changed into his clothes, and strode straight to the door.

Soon, there was a bang on the door.

With the quilt between her legs, Su Jiao turned over and fell asleep.

In Lian Xi's room, the man in black squatted in front of his bookshelf, and curiously poked a figure of King of Glory Big Joe on the shelf.Lian Xi slammed the door shut, he was slightly taken aback, and with a little force in his hand, he broke Da Qiao's staff all at once.

Ji Chen: "..."

Big Joe holding half a staff: "..."

There was no fluctuation on his indifferent and handsome face. The man stood up nonchalantly, pursed his thin lips slightly, after thinking about it, he squatted down and picked up the half staff that fell on the ground, and then... pressed it back.

"pat-"

It fell again.

Press again.

It fell again!

Nonsense, no glue, how could it be possible to press it back!

His brows were slightly furrowed, and a cold and penetrating color shone in his dark and deep eyes.A layer of faint black light appeared between the fingers, and in the next second, the broken staff was suddenly "glued" back.

The man froze for a moment, raised his finger, and looked at the little black light left between his fingers.

... Is this also Hei Wuchang's ability?

All China Black Impermanence: "..."

We are not, don't talk nonsense!

We don't have the ability to take back the broken River of Forgetfulness!

***

Lian Xi ran out the door in a hurry. He had just pushed down the elevator when a door opened behind him.

He looked back.

It was the young guy in the rented room at the opposite door, and the one who came out was the one who opened the door to speak for him that day.

When the guy saw Lian Xi, he also grinned his teeth and smiled: "What a coincidence, are you going out to buy breakfast too?"

The author has something to say:

CC: You are a bell!

False Bronze Bell True Morning Bell: Humph!

Mr. Xi: You are a bound magic weapon of a low-level ghost!

A certain, who does not want to be named, Jin Zhen, wronged Baba, Yuguang, crying, Ziwen: I don't...

Mr. Xi: Huh?

A. Anonymous. Jin Zhen. Wronged Baba. Yu Guang. Crying and chirping. Zi Wen: Yes, I am woo woo woo QAQ!

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Speaking of which, I think of one thing and emphasize it~

Drunk driving is definitely wrong, but according to the timeline, CC's father was in 04 when he was drinking and driving a motorcycle and hit a road. His death is doomed.Drunk driving is 11 years in prison.