Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

"Don't be impulsive, you can't beat him!"

As soon as Lian Xi got out of the elevator, before he could see his house number clearly, he heard a chattering noise.He raised his head in surprise, Su Jiao turned his head and just saw him, his eyes widened immediately, as if seeing a savior: "Come and help us fight! Lian Xi!"

Lian Xi: "..."

It was said to be a fight, but in fact it was the tall and thin young guy at the opposite door who wanted to beat the boss unilaterally.He used both hands and feet, furious, Su Jiao grabbed and pulled him like an octopus, so that he didn't let him rush up to die.Mr. You, who was dressed in black, put one hand in his pocket, and glanced at them calmly. Seeing Lian Xi coming back, Mr. You still had time to look back at him lightly.

In the dimly lit corridor, two young men were seen pawing at each other, while the man in black looked on indifferently with lowered eyes.

……

What's the matter!

Lian Xi walked up and pulled them away: "What's the matter?"

The young guy sneered, and said to Lian Xi: "What's the matter? I've heard from people in the village that people in your city are different, and you don't visit or say hello to each other. But you don't need to curse when you meet, right? Your roommate "He pointed at Mr. Xi, "When we met for the first time, he let me reincarnate?! Listen, is this in human language? What does he mean by this, please tell me clearly!"

Lian Xi suddenly had one head and two big ones, he apologized again and again, then turned to ask Su Jiao: "What's wrong?"

Su Jiao wept bitterly: "What do you think?"

Then, Lian Xi heard about the cause and effect from Su Jiao.

Lian Xi's eyelids twitched, he calmed down the furious neighbor, and walked over to President Xi.

With extremely cold eyebrows and eyes lightly drawn together, Ji Chen calmly looked at the young man walking in front of him, before Lian Xi could speak, he spoke first, concisely: "He is not human."

Lian Xi: "..."

Su Jiao: "..."

The boy at the door: "You are not human, your whole family is not human!!!"

"Oh?" The corner of his mouth twitched, and he smiled softly.He raised his eyes and glanced at the violent and cursing young man, his dark eyes flickered coldly, and when he flipped his left hand, a thin golden purple light album appeared in his palm.The guy at the opposite door was stunned when he saw this scene, and subconsciously said, "You..."

At this moment, the already cool air in the corridor suddenly dropped in temperature, and a chill that climbed up from the depths of hell, like maggots on the tarsus, climbed up the back and went up quickly, making the scalp numb!

The lights flickered on and off, and there seemed to be a rapid whistling sound.

The golden album with purple light floated slightly in the air.The powerful and terrifying majestic momentum came crashing down, making everyone want to bow their heads involuntarily.

"There is a way in the universe, but there is no door to hell..."

"receive!"

Thin and slender fingers pressed lightly and settled on the golden album.

A designated voice!

As if the big move was activated, in an instant, the sky filled with golden light filled the narrow corridor, majestic and irresistible!

The young guy's eyes widened in horror, and even Xi and Su Jiao looked serious.

Amidst the golden light, there was a noble and calm purple light rushing towards the boy's Tianling.Everyone held their breath, and the boy on the other side opened his eyes wide in shock, his eyes tearing open in shock!Then……

Ji Chen: "..."

Lian Xi: "..."

Su Jiao and the guy opposite: "..."

The golden light spread out.

Everything is back to normal.

There was a long silence.

Lian Xi looked at Jichen: "Is there something wrong?"

Jichen narrowed his eyes and looked at the album in his hand.

Jin Zhenyuguang Ziwen: "..."

It's none of my business!

The guy at the door: "Fuck! Who are you, what is this! What is this, I want to call the police, I want to call the police!"

Lian Xi immediately stepped forward and said with a smile, "It's nothing, it's all a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding? My mother! A notebook that flew up, it flew up! You see it is still flying, it is still flying! There is also that light, the golden and purple light of hula hula, what is this, I want to call the police, I Call the police now!" he said, taking his phone from his pocket.

Lian Xi pressed his hand: "Have you seen magic?"

The boy at the door: "...huh?"

Lian Xi looked serious: "David Copperfield, the one who stuffed a person into a bucket, cut it in half with a saw, and the person was still alive and kicking."

The boy at the door: "Huh?"

Lian Xi took a deep breath, without changing his face: "It's all magic!"

Su Jiao hurriedly spoke to the side: "Yes, yes, it's all magic."

The guy opposite had a look of "Do you think I'm a fool?"

Lian Xi: "..."

It seems to be a bit harsh.

The handsome young man turned his wrist, revealing a bronze bell tied to his hand.Lian Xi untied the bronze bell, and said to the guy at the door: "Look at it, it looks like a bell."

The guy at the opposite door looked solemn: "Then it actually..."

"It's actually a magic tool." Lian Xi untied the red rope expressionlessly and rang the bell.The bronze bell was paralyzed speechlessly, not wanting to move at all.Lian Xi's eyes tightened, and he moved it again, and the bronze bell reluctantly flew into the air unsteadily.

Lian Xi pointed to the bell: "Look, the flying magic bell."

Then he pointed to the golden album flying in front of Mr. Xi's eyes: "Look, the flying magic workbook."

Ji Chen: "..."

Jin Zhenyuguang Ziwen: "..."

The boy at the door: "...I think I need Jing Jing, don't ask me who Jing Jing is."

Watching the guy at the opposite door open the door and enter the room in a trance, everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the slamming sound of the door closing.

Go home.

Su Jiao: "I can't serve you anymore, I won't serve you anymore, I'm leaving, don't think about me, I won't do it anymore!"

Lian Xi stopped him: "You wait first."

Lian Xi looked up at the man: "Master Heiwuchang."

Ji Chen looked down at him.

The two looked at each other, and after a long silence, Jichen said calmly, "He is not human."

Su Jiao: "It's not a human anymore! We often see people across from us when we go out, they are just human beings."

Ji Chen glanced at him, and let out a chuckle from his nasal cavity. He didn't continue this topic, but looked down at Lian Xi's belly.

Lian Xi: "..."

What are you looking at!

Jichen: "What did you put there?"

It was only then that Lian Xi realized that he took out a napkin from his trouser pocket and opened it, revealing a small black bug.

"It's like this. I went to the hospital this morning and met a strange old man..."

Lian Xi briefly recounted what happened to him this morning. After listening to his words, Su Jiao stroked his chin strangely: "Then it seems that this black bug belongs to that old man?"

Lian Xi: "It should be." He looked up at Jichen, "Master Heiwuchang, do you know what's going on?"

Prime Minister Xi was confident, and blurted out: "I don't know."

Lian Xi: "..."

Why do you seem a little proud!

But there was one thing that he was curious about.Jichen raised his eyebrows: "How did you know that woman was a corpse?"

Speaking of this, Lian Xi took out a thin certificate of impermanence: "It told me."

an hour ago.

Lian Xiben had already pressed the button for the first floor, and the elevator went up smoothly.Suddenly, he felt a warmth on the inside of his thigh.He reached out his hand strangely, and took out the thing that he accidentally brought with him from his trouser pocket.

Open it up.

I saw a line of words slowly printed on the small notebook...

"Fang Xiaolin, 1995-2020, died of illness"

Lian Xi narrowed his eyes.

So, he pressed the button on the negative third floor and returned to the morgue.

Su Jiao thought for a while: "That old man should be a living person, but I've never heard of anyone raising worms to eat internal organs... Why does he eat the internal organs of corpses? It's so weird, I don't understand."

Lian Xi put away the little bug: "Okay, let's put this thing away first. As for the matter at the opposite door..." He turned his head to look at Qiaochen, and was silent for a moment: "Do you really think he is not a human? Impermanence proves right He didn't respond, you just tried your black impermanence binding magic weapon, and it didn't have any effect."

Su Jiao watched the excitement from the sidelines and didn't think it was a big deal. He muttered in a low voice: "You are a living person, and suddenly someone tells you to reincarnate. Let alone him, I would be anxious to replace him."

Lian Xi ignored him, he quietly looked at the man in front of him: "What do you think?"

Ji Chen sneered, not taking it seriously: "He is not human."

Lian Xi: "Okay, then I believe you."

It seemed that he didn't expect this answer, his eyes trembled for a moment, and he lowered his head slowly, looking at the young man in front of him.

The young man with a handsome face has a pair of hooked eyes that are slightly raised, his eyes are clear, peaceful and quiet.Obviously, he was still a little irritable just now, because he used the magic weapon of Heiwuchang to recover the ghost, but failed, which was beyond his cognition.But looking at the young man's trusting and firm eyes... Suddenly, for some reason, the boredom disappeared.

After a long time, Jichen's voice was calm: "Do you believe me?"

Lian Xi nodded: "Because you are Master Heiwuchang."

Tightening his fingers slightly, he took a deep look at the young man, and then he turned and walked towards the bedroom.

Until the moment before he entered the room, the man felt deeply that the young man's eyes were fixed on him.There was a bewildering, unfamiliar blaze in those gazes, without blinking or moving, just looking at him non-stop.

Ji Chen turned around quickly.

Lian Xi froze for a moment, then nodded to him, showing a gentle smile.

Ji Chen paused, and after a few seconds, without saying a word, he walked into the bedroom.

... what is he looking at?

Inexplicably, he began to ask questions.

Of course he doesn't know...

Lian Xi is looking at the golden light!I am seeing countless and inexhaustible golden lights!

Strange!Obviously, when he said that he believed in the golden man just now, two grains of golden light were shaken, and they were about to lean on him.Why is it suddenly gone?

Could it be that his hypocrisy just now was discovered by Mr. Jin Guang?

No, he wasn't really completely hypocritical.

Su Jiao's faint voice sounded: "Lian Xi..."

Lian Xi turned to look at him, and then said, "Ah, what kind of eyes are you looking at?"

Su Jiao: "You have changed! You were not like this before, I don't know you anymore! How could you become such a dog, are you so afraid of death!"

Lian Xi didn't react for a while: "What did you say?"

Su Jiao looked sad and indignant: "Aren't you afraid of death, so you please him, thinking that after you die, he will open a back door for you, so that you can have a good pregnancy in your next life or something."

"Impermanence can also help people choose reincarnation?"

"I guessed it! Otherwise, why are you so stupid!"

"What do children know..."

"I am older than you!"

After talking to the dwarf's roommate, Lian Xi said: "I'll go back to the room and change my clothes. I believe it's normal for Mr. Hei Wuchang to say it, because he is Hei Wuchang. He said that the person opposite him must be someone else. It makes sense." I don't know if it was intentional or not, but Lian Xi's voice was not too loud, just enough to pass into the bedroom, and he said sincerely, word by word, "So, I believe him."

Su Jiao: "..."

I believe your ghost!

Lian Xi waved his hands and walked towards the bedroom, feeling that he could not communicate with this person.

Would he believe in that Lord Heiwuchang just because of the golden light?

Is he that shallow?

He trusts the minister because the other party is so sure, and because when no one trusts him and even the facts are in front of his eyes, he still insists on his own opinion... It reminds Lian Xi of many years ago.

Because many years ago, there was a child, when he pointed to the corner and kept saying "there is someone there".

No one believed him.

Because many years ago, there was a child, when he took an apple from the orphanage and said that he would share half with his "only friend", the other children looked horrified at him and called him a lunatic.

No one believed him.

No one told the child which was a human and which was a ghost.

They can only scold, beat, and hate abandonment.

Some people look like ghosts, and some ghosts look like people.

Everyone ghosts, ghosts everyone.

Children can't tell the difference, but can adults really tell the difference?

Today, 23 years later, Lian Xi still can't tell the difference between a human and a ghost.

Sometimes he saw a ghost, but it seemed to him like a human being.Sometimes he sees a person, but he thinks that person is worse than a ghost.

Walking into the bedroom calmly, Lian Xi wanted to ask Mr. Hei Wuchang which room he wanted to live in, but he had just entered the bedroom door, and before he could say "Which other room do you want to live in", Lian Xi suddenly opened his eyes wide, Staring at the game figurines on the bookshelf by the door...

"Ahhh?!!!"

With a swoop, Lian Xi rushed forward.

Boss Jin Guang: "...?"

With trembling hands, Lian Xi picked up Da Qiao who was holding the staff. He turned his head and looked at President Xi.

After seeing the things in his hand clearly, President Xi rarely showed a trace of embarrassment on his handsome face, and he coughed: "I glued it back for you, there should be no traces."

Lian Xi: "..."

There's really no trace, but...

"Have you seen Big Joe, the anti-gravity wand!!!"

In Lian Xi's hand, the figure of Da Qiao with big braided ponytails and a phantom gauze skirt was indeed glued very well at this moment without showing any traces.But at the end of her staff, the orb that was supposed to be vertically downward, now soared into the sky, pointing straight up!

Lian Xi was distraught.

Newton's coffin can't hold it down anymore, okay?

Mr. Xi finally realized it, and he was slightly taken aback: "This should be hanging down? It's not impossible."

Lian Xi didn't understand what he meant: "What do you want to do?"

"Isn't that okay?"

The next moment, the man stretched out his hand, and...

Click!

Broke the hand-crafted staff again.

Lian Xi: "???!!!"

The black light danced in the man's hand, and the staff was glued back perfectly and beautifully again.Jichen let go of his hand, and raised his eyebrows at Lianxi: Are you satisfied?

Lian Xi: "..."

Isn't black impermanence amazing!

Can Heiwuchang just let Newton do sit-ups in the coffin?

Black impermanence is...

"Thank you." The handsome young man smiled slightly, his eyes were gentle: "Was that the black impermanence spell just now?"

Jichen nodded: "Well, it should be in every black impermanence."

Lian Xi said sincerely, "It's really amazing."

The rainbow fart that the youth praised and admired made the man's lips curl up meaningfully, and immediately, two golden lights flew to Lian Xi's body with great satisfaction and melted into it.

Lian Xi: "..."

……Good for you.

The author has something to say:

CC: Is having more golden lights a big deal?Can Jin Guangduo do whatever he wants?golden light...

Mr. Xi: Huh? [biubiubiu ~ launch golden light]

CC: You are amazing~~

Mr. Xi: This man keeps looking at me, do you think he is...