Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

The east is white, and the morning light is dense.

A black Didi parked on the side of the road, carrying two impermanents.

Perhaps it was because Didi was about to go home to rest after running all night. As soon as Lian Xi and Ji Chen got into the car, the driver looked at them from the rearview mirror.When the car started, the driver sitting in the front row smiled and said, "It's so early, did you just go out, or didn't come back all night."

Of course Master Hei Wuchang would ignore him, and even Xi was not good at speaking.

But after a few seconds, Lian Xi still bit the bullet and said, "I just got home."

The master nodded and looked at the two of them: "You young people, the nightlife is really rich." This is when they went to the nightclub to play all night and just returned home.

Lian Xi hemmed and hawed to deal with it.

Seeing that the driver was about to chatter again, Lian Xi's scalp felt numb, and he felt that it was more difficult than dealing with a kid. Suddenly, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, so he opened it.

It's a WeChat message.

[Xu Lang: Liancheng, I looked at your live broadcast data for the past few days, it is better than before, last night was not bad. 】

Taking this opportunity, Lian Xi hurriedly lowered his head and replied, no longer talking to the driver: [Mmm...]

Xu Lang replied in seconds, a little surprised: [Did you not sleep, or just woke up? 】

[Didn't sleep. 】

【Is it ok to accept phone call? 】

Lian Xi couldn't ask for it: [Yes. 】

The next second, the phone rang, and the driver in the front row had no choice but to shut up.

Xu Lang: "Hehe, your live broadcast data reached a new high last night, not bad, Liancheng."

Lian Xi laughed dryly.

From dozens of viewers to more than 100 viewers, it is indeed a new high.

Xu Lang: "I have arranged a good recommendation for you tonight. You should prepare and make some live broadcast effects."

Hearing this, Lian Xi remembered: "Don't waste the recommended position for me."

Xu Lang smiled instead: "How can you call it a waste, I am very optimistic about you. Tonight this is the best home page recommendation for Quan Dou Ya, don't waste this opportunity, work hard. I remember the first time three years ago hydrogen Being on this recommended position, I gained 30 fans in one night and received tens of thousands of gifts."

Lian Xi's lips moved, but he didn't say much after all.

... tens of thousands of RMB a night.

I really want it.

***

A person always has a dream.

When I was in kindergarten, Lian Xi wanted to be the conductor of the choir in the kindergarten, because everyone likes to be friends with the conductor and talk to him.But it was a pity that Lian Xi practiced the repertoire at home for a week. When the day came when the teacher chose the conductor, she didn't let the children run for election, but directly called a child to go up.

The child's father is the vice president of Sioux City Park Hospital.

Later, Lian Xi wanted to be a scientist, an astronaut, and a millionaire...

People always have dreams, you see, didn't he become a millionaire by relying on demolition?

So now, Lian Xi still has a lot of dreams.

What if he was not careful and he also received a gift of tens of thousands of RMB tonight?

With excitement and nervousness, at eight o'clock in the evening, the dumb studio officially started broadcasting.

In front of the computer desk, the handsome and handsome young man took a slight breath, and opened the live broadcast room seriously.In the next second, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room soared from 100 to [-] in an instant!Then before anyone had a chance to react, whoosh, whoosh, the number of followers rose to ten thousand!

Lian Xi: "!"

Su Jiao: "!"

Mr. Xi stood aside, arms crossed.

Tsk, I don't understand what these two humans are excited about.

Su Jiao: "I see, this is too powerful, you are going to be a great anchor!"

Even Xi was also very excited, but his indifferent little white face was still very calm, without any fluctuations: "It's still very early..."

With the attention of more than 1 viewers, the live broadcast officially began.

[Who is this anchor, Liancheng?Never heard of it. 】

[Recommended by the home page, used for pesticides.What is the main anchor? 】

[Wow, the anchor was recommended on the homepage tonight, awesome, do I want to develop a big anchor too?I watched the anchor when he only had [-] fans! 】

[This anchor mainly focuses on Ma Chao and Sun Shangxiang, and is in the national uniform. 】

Lian Xi silently added in his heart: Thank you, and Zhuge Liang and Zhao Yun.

The live broadcast room was very lively, but Lian Xi seldom spoke, and in a game, he might utter twice at most.Slowly, there were fewer and fewer people in the live broadcast room.Even if a new viewer clicks in from the recommended position on the homepage, after watching the dumb live broadcast for a few minutes, they feel bored and run away again.

Slowly, there were only a few thousand people left in the live broadcast room.

[Anchor, please say something, you are not really a dumb live broadcast room, are you? 】

[Why don't the host sing a song. 】

There are also old viewers: [Is the anchor talking last night your roommate? You can sing a song with him.You two sing together, and I will brush the plane for you. 】

airplane? !

100 yuan!

Lian Xi's eyes lit up.

But he quietly looked back at Mr. Heiwuchang who was sitting on the sofa and rarely went out to work today...

Forget it, he can't afford the 100 yuan.

Lian Xi: "He doesn't like to sing."

[Wow, the anchor's voice is very nice, why don't you talk more. 】

[It sounds good, pay attention to the host!Your roommate doesn't like to sing, the host should sing one yourself. 】

Lian Xi was about to say that I don't like singing, but the audience said: [I really don't want to sing, or you can tell a story as an anchor.Anyway, you are so good at playing games, killing and killing, and tell us a story with one mind.Tell a story, I'll paint you a plane. 】

Lian Xi regained his energy immediately, he recalled for a moment in his mind, and spoke slowly.

"Then... let me tell you a story."

[Tell me! 】

[Send a blood bottle to the host!Speak quickly! 】

Lian Xi was silent, and while manipulating the characters to play games, he told the story in a calm voice.

"I heard this story from a college roommate. My roommate is from Yancheng, Jiangsu, and his middle school is Yancheng Middle School. Their school is very large and has many campuses. Among them, the campus of the junior high school is located in Yancheng City District, is the old campus, established in the last century, has a long history of 93 years."

[Wow, reports from Yancheng people! 】

[The sense of substitution is here! 】

Outside the door, the dwarf roommate passed by after taking a shower. Hearing that Lian Xi was actually telling a story, he sat down curiously.

Lord Heiwuchang also raised his eyes from the Wuchang certificate, and he looked at Lianxi. From his perspective, he could just see the smooth jawline of the young man.

Lian Xi said quietly: "Yancheng is the revolutionary base of the New Fourth Army. There is a Zhengbei building in the old campus of Yanzhong. It is a small two-story building. Many famous generals lived there during the war, such as General Chen Yi. The building is also called Chen Yilou by the locals.”

"There are many flowers and plants in the old campus, and there are many trees, the kind of towering trees. Even if the sun is strong in summer, unless the sun is hanging above your head at noon, if you walk on the campus, many places will not be exposed to the sun at all, and they will be tens of meters away. Tall trees block it."

[Real name recognition, the anchor doesn't seem to be making up a story, the flowers and plants in our salt are extremely lush, and the big mosquitoes in the salt don't want to recall. 】

[Alumni recognize relatives!Don't want to recall +1! 】

Slowly, the number of people in the live broadcast room increased again.

Lian Xi glanced at the barrage.After the game was over, he didn't start a new game, but put down his phone and told the story seriously.

"There are many horror legends in every school. The simplest and most widely spread one is that every school is built on a cemetery. First, you can use the righteousness of the students to suppress evil spirits, and second, the cemetery is cheap. , the school doesn't care about these.

"My roommate said that when he was in junior high school, there was a horror legend in the school.

"It says that there is a ghost in the small forest behind the Zhengbei Tower..."

[Fucking ghost story? 】

[I took off my pants and you actually told me ghost stories? 】

"At that time, my roommate was just in the first grade of junior high school, and he was a boarding student. There were eight people in the dormitory, six freshmen in the first grade of junior high school, and two old students in the second grade of junior high school. The two second grade students secretly told them that the windows on the first floor of the dormitory building were actually It is broken, as long as you break it with your hand a little, the iron railing will bend. People who are a little thinner can get out, and they often go out to play like this at night.

"When he said this, the six first-year students were very excited and wanted to go out to play. That night, after the lights were turned off, they sneaked to the first floor together. Just like what the two second-year students said, the window railings are It's bad, but they broke it hard for a long time, and they only bent it a little.

"In the end, it was only enough for two sophomores, my roommate, and a thin guy wearing glasses, and the four of us got out.

"There are security guards patrolling at night, but there are too many trees and flowers in the salt, and it is September when school just started, and it is very hot in summer. The security guards are not willing to drill into places with many flowers and plants, because they are full of mosquitoes and insects. They hide in these places. In the tall and big vegetation, I quietly ran to the Zhengbei Tower, and ran all the way to the small woods."

[Is there a small forest behind Zhengbei Building?The senior sister who graduated ten years ago said she forgot all about it. 】

[Anchor Modo Modo! 】

"Four children, just running and running, got into the woods, and my roommate and another first-year student suddenly became scared.

'Will the teacher find out? '

'Are there really ghosts here? '

'Shall we go first? '

"The two second-year students told them that it is very simple to go to hell. Find the thickest tree in the grove, cover your face to the tree, and count down to [-] seconds in your heart. After [-] seconds, if When the ghost appears, it will pat you on the shoulder. At this time, you must not look back. You can ask the ghost a question, and the ghost must answer you honestly. After he answers, he will ask you to look back at him. But no matter what he does Threats and temptations, you can't turn back.

"Then they found the thickest tree, covered their faces ... and started counting down."

[...It's midnight, the anchor, let's play games. 】

[Give the anchor a plane!Keep talking, I love to hear it! 】

[The anchor's voice is really nice, ghost stories are not scary anymore. 】

In the room, Su Jiao hugged Lian Xi's pillow tightly and swallowed.

Hei Wuchang leaned against the sofa calmly, with one leg raised, leaning against the back of the sofa, his single eyelids were slightly closed, as if listening to the story casually.

Lian Xi: "100, 99, 98...

"Finally, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

"My roommate yelled, did someone tap you on the shoulder?!

"The other three shook their heads in unison, covering their faces and daring not to take their hands away, saying that no one patted their shoulders.

"The four children waited in fear for a few minutes, but there was still no movement, only the wind whistling behind them.

"My roommate and his friend were scared when suddenly, two junior high school students laughed.

'No way!Are you really serious? '

'I laughed so hard, freshmen are so stupid. '

"My roommate was angry. I was scared to death by them in the middle of the night. The two second-year middle school students acted like they were real. They told a lot of things about old students going to hell on the way here, but it turned out to be false. Another Dai The freshman with glasses was also very angry, he let go of his hand and was about to leave.

'You guys are so boring!Chen Kai, let's go, ignore them. '

"The two first-year freshmen made up their minds not to talk to the two second-year students again, and they wanted to go back to the dormitory together. As a result, when they turned their heads... suddenly! Two gloomy faces suddenly appeared in front of them, with white eyeballs. Almost taped their eyelids!

"I saw those two second-year juniors slowly turned their heads, looked at them with grinning grins, and asked...

'Hee hee hee, didn't I tell you...don't look back? '"

in the live room.

【…】

【…】

【…】

[Canceled. 】

[The scary anchor has been turned off. 】

[Anchor 88888. 】

Lian Xi: "..."

You guys made me tell the story!

Seeing more and more people cancel the level, the audience who promised to send the plane at the beginning disappeared. Lian Xi felt heartbroken and hurried to save: "Fake stories, obviously, are all lies. And it's not scary. My roommate said it was all a dream, and when he woke up, he found that there were only six people in their dormitory, and he made up the two second graders, and there was no second grader at all."

[I won't cancel if the host sings a song. 】

【Sing sing! 】

Lian Xi: "..."

Why is it so difficult to be an anchor!

After the broadcast, Lian Xi was sweating and out of breath, feeling like he had experienced a catastrophe.

The dwarf's roommate still had lingering fears: "The story you told was quite true and a little scary. It turned out to be a dream."

Lian Xi glanced at him: "It's really just a dream. It's just that my roommate told the other five people in the same dormitory about this dream the next day, and all four of them found it funny, except for the skinny roommate with glasses who didn't speak. During lunch, the roommate with glasses quietly grabbed my roommate and told him...

"He also had the exact same dream."

Su Jiao: "..."

Hey!

Su Jiao: "Bored! Let's go! Go to sleep!"

In the quiet room, only Lian Xi and President Xi were left.

I don't know why, Mr. Xi didn't go out to catch ghosts and reincarnate tonight with all his heart, and it's very strange that even Xi didn't ask.

After the broadcast, Lian Xi closed the live broadcast room, and soon, his WeChat was activated.

Click to take a look.

[List Boss-Fried Squid: How about the anchor, my national server Zhuge Liang list is ready, August is coming to an end, can I have the national standard next month? 】

Lian Xi lowered his head, silently watching the message flashing on the phone screen.

【Liancheng: Well, it's done. 】

[Boss Shanzi-Fried Squid: Okay, after I get the national standard at the beginning of next month, I will pay you the rest of the balance.Hey, don't fail to work hard at the end of the month, save yourself a little time and be a brother.Oh, by the way, anchor, the ghost story you told tonight is quite interesting, did you really make it up?I am from Yancheng, and listening to your story is quite immersive. 】

[Liancheng: Well, it's fake, it's not interesting. 】

[Boss Shanzi-Fried Squid: It’s okay, it’s very interesting. You can tell more ghost stories in your live broadcast in the future. Next time, I will show you the plane. 】

[Liancheng: Do you find it interesting? 】

[Boss Shanzi-Fried Squid: It's fun, what's up. 】

【Liancheng: Then you might as well turn around now. 】

【Single Boss-Fried Squid:...】

[Boss Shanzi-Fried Squid: Hahaha, do you still want to scare me [doge]]

[Boss Shanzi-Fried Squid: Let me tell you, I have been scared since I was a child, and I am not afraid of anything!I'll take a video for you to see if there is a ghost behind me. 】

A six-story residential building in Yancheng, Jiangsu.

In a small, narrow room, a young man with a short hair was sitting in front of the computer, his dry and thin face was illuminated by the faint blue light.He grinned his teeth, looked at the words of the king anchor in WeChat who deliberately scared him, and laughed nonchalantly. He turned on the camera of his mobile phone, intending to shoot a video for this little anchor to see how bold he is, and then he will slowly.

He turned his head.

crunch.

crunch.

In the dimly lit room, there was the sound of a needle falling.Turning around, the young man's smile suddenly froze on his face.

He saw a pair of feet...

He raised his head, his eyes suddenly stopped when he saw the man in black behind him.

Under the dark light, the man's profound and handsome facial features were sharpened like an axe. He raised the corners of his lips and smiled lightly.

"It's time for you to reincarnate."

The young man with a flat head opened his eyes wide and his lips were wide open. Before he could recover, it turned into a ray of white light and dissipated in the air.

At the same time, Sioux City was hundreds of miles away.

Lord Heiwuchang, who had been sitting on the sofa in a daze for several hours, now slowly closed the certificate of impermanence in his hand, his slender legs fell to the ground, and he stood up.

Jichen looked down at his colleague and raised his eyebrows: "Let's go, go out and work."

Lian Xi got up obediently and changed her clothes.

When the two went out, Lian Xi thought for a while: "You look happy?"

Jichen: "Yes?"

Lian Xi nodded: "Yes."

This fried squid asked Lian Xi to play Zhuge Liang in the national uniform last month, so he added a WeChat friend, and has been appearing in Lian Xi's live broadcast room for the past few days.Lian Xi finished typing his list this morning, and contacted him on WeChat, and it was his mother who replied.It was only then that Lian Xi found out that the fried squid died suddenly from overwork three days ago.

Although it was a live broadcast, sitting on the sidelines, and catching a ghost who forgot that he was dead and did not go to reincarnation, it was indeed a performance.

But you always waited for several hours for this ghost!

With this time, you can always go out and catch three ghosts.

But he looks pretty happy...

Walking onto the street, the cool evening breeze blows in your face.

Lian Xi: "Are you happy because you took in a ghost?"

The stern-faced man in black put his hands in his pockets. Hearing this, he laughed in a low voice: "Oh, that's really very happy."

Lian Xi didn't understand, so: "Why?"

"Why?" The man looked back at him, with a dark and teasing light shining in his deep eyes: "Because, this is not a ghost belonging to Su Cheng."

Lian Xi was taken aback for a few seconds before he realized, and then: "..."

It is said that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing!

Dare you be extremely excited now because you stole the performance of Yancheng Guicha? !

Quietly taking a look at Hei Wuchang next to him, Lian Xi thought to himself: If there is a partner in the future, why not go out to steal fish every day?

Heiwuchang's deep voice sounded: "Are you scolding me?"

Lian Xi: "?!"

The young man looked calm and raised his head: "No."

Hei Wuchang smiled: "Oh, remember, communication is not only based on language, but also on words... You need to use your heart."

Lian Xi: "..."

Hei Wuchang is so handsome.

Black impermanence is really powerful.

Lord Heiwuchang has boundless mana, surpassing the gods!

……Did you hear that?

Ji Chen looked at Lian Xi meaningfully, and Lian Xi also looked at him.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

At the same time, after Lian Xi and Ji Chen left home to go to work, a bedroom door slowly opened in the corner at the top of the corridor of the house.Standing inside the door was a short roommate with a mask on. He raised his hands to smooth the wrinkles on the mask while looking at the door of the house.After a while, he snorted coldly: "I think you are deceived by lard, you son of a bitch!"

"There's no way to live in this place."

The short roommate pursed his lips, scolding Lianxi for being inexplicable, dog-legged, took out his suitcase, and started to pack his things.

"I want to move back to school! I can't live anymore! I can't live anymore!"

The author has something to say:

CC: At first glance, he looks like a scumbag, Neptune, who likes to steal!

President Xi raised his eyebrows: Did you steal it?so excited.

after a long time.

President Xi: …………

CC: Oh!Ah!