Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

"Are you really going?"

"go!"

"Really go?"

"Correct!"

"Don't think about it anymore?"

"I'm done thinking, let's go!"

In the bright and spacious living room, Lian Xi watched as his roommate zipped up the suitcase and walked towards the door without hesitation.

Lian Xi: "Didn't you just pay three months' rent?"

Su Jiao: "..."

Whoops, forgot about this one.

Su Jiao snorted coldly: "Besides, I'll talk to Xiao Liu tomorrow."

Lian Xi: "..."

Fine.

Lian Xi personally sent his roommate out, watching Su Jiao walk into the elevator without hesitation.When the elevator door was gently closed, he sighed helplessly: "What's wrong with this again, it's weird."

On the other side, as soon as the elevator door closed, the angry and serious expression on the short roommate's face collapsed.Su Jiao scratched his head, staring blankly at the metal door of the elevator.

"Fuck? I just came out like this? No, even Xi he didn't try to keep me? Talking about keeping me won't work, take action! Pull me!"

Before reaching the downstairs, Su Jiao regretted it.

With a ding-dong sound, the elevator door slowly opened.

A housewife who just came back from grocery shopping stood outside the door. She saw Su Jiao standing still in the elevator for a long time, and asked, "Aren't you coming out?"

Su Jiao let out a cry, and was "driven" out of the elevator in a daze.By the time he realized it, the elevator had already gone up, and he was also downstairs looking at the elevator door in a daze for 5 minutes.

Su Jiao muttered: "Just, I'll give you another 5 minutes, come down and keep me."

Then, 5 minutes later.

"..."

"Let's go!"

"Hmph, I'm going back to school to live in the dormitory!"

A handsome, but a little short young man dragged his suitcase and strode aggressively towards the entrance of the community. The gears of the suitcase hit the cobblestone ground, making a rattling sound.

……

Lian Xi had no idea why Su Jiao had to move out.

If it is said that he does not want to live with the ghost guard in Sucheng, and is afraid of being beaten to death by the other party, but that is all about the previous Hei Wuchang!

Although this term of Hei Wuchang is mysterious and elusive, but after so long, Ji Chen has absolutely no intention of killing the other Xuanxiu in Su Cheng.We can still live in peace.

So what is Su Jiao doing awkwardly?

Of course Lian Xi doesn't know what Su Jiao is thinking, just like a straight man never understands the difference between bean paste color and aunt color, why is YSL supermodel liquid foundation suitable for summer, not winter... No, wait, Isn't liquid foundation and powder the same thing?

In fact, Su Jiao has been secretly popular for several days.

Lian Xi has changed, he was not like this before!

In the past, they would eat takeaway together, occasionally watch TV and play games together, and they had a great time.

In fact, when Su Jiao first moved into the new home, the relationship between the two was average and they seldom talked.But after the incident of Xu Lang's soul leaving the body, Su Jiao felt that the relationship between the two had become much closer in an instant, and they started talking and laughing.

Harmonious roommates, friendly coexistence.

How wonderful everything is.

until!That nigga officer in Su Cheng suddenly appeared, Lian Xi turned him into a dog's leg in an instant!

"What's so good about that nigger? Stay with him all day. Go out every day in the middle of the night to catch ghosts and reincarnate. You catch up on sleep during the day. You go out at night and you don't even see anyone. You haven't been serious with me for three days. Alright, let's talk!"

It's like elementary school students quarreling. We were best friends, but suddenly a third party came in.You ignore me all of a sudden, just play with him.

But it made Su Jiao very angry.

But why is he sullen all by himself, even Xi can't tell, he doesn't feel at ease at all, and every day he is in a sweet double row with black ghosts, going out to catch ghosts.

After getting into the taxi, Su Jiao was still very depressed. He said to the driver, "Go to Sioux City University."

The driver pressed the meter: "Okay!"

Forget it, it just so happened that his tutor was going to work on a project recently, and he was extremely busy every day. It would be good to live in a postgraduate dormitory for a while, and he could concentrate on researching the project, killing two birds with one stone.Hehe, let that bastard Lian Xi continue to lick the nigger, see if that nigger can help you get a good pregnancy in your next life!

***

Sioux City University is the largest comprehensive university in Sioux City, and it is also well-known throughout the country.

The postgraduate dormitory building is located at the corner of the North Campus of the school, next to an artificial lake.The late summer wind gently blows over the reeds on the lake, causing ripples.

Graduate students have their own canteen and dormitory area, which are separate from undergraduate students.

Su Jiao's research direction is ancient Chinese folk culture. His college is next to the postgraduate dormitory building, and it takes only 5 minutes to walk there.I have been living outside before, because the postgraduate dormitory is for two people. Since I have to have a roommate, it is better to live in a haunted house. The house is big and cheap, 160 square meters. Once the bedroom door is closed, I can enjoy my own life. Small world.

Now that Su Jiao came back to live in the dormitory, his roommate was very enthusiastic and even went downstairs to help him carry his luggage.

Su Jiao felt a little embarrassed: "Thank you, you helped me carry my luggage when we first met."

The roommate is a tall and thick guy, wearing a small vest, it doesn't look like a gentleman who studies ancient Chinese at all.He smiled and carried Su Jiao's suitcase: "It's nothing. You are a student of Mr. Li. I have heard about you before. My tutor showed me your paper last month and praised you all the time. Said that you are old and powerful."

Su Jiao listened to his accent: "Are you from the north?"

Roommate: "I'm from Shandong."

Su Jiao: "Hey, what a coincidence, I'm from Qufu!"

Roommate: "Hi, fellow, I'm from Qingdao. Haha, this is fate. My name is Xie Ze, and you can call me Lao Xie. I'm going to help my tutor with an undergraduate class later, and I'll meet again in the evening." Have dinner together? By the way, Teacher Li seems to have something to deliver to you, and he asked an undergraduate to deliver it to you. You can wait downstairs later, and it should be delivered soon."

Su Jiao: "Ah, I don't know him, what is the name of the person who gave it away, what does he look like, do you have his contact information?"

Xie Ze: "He's the class monitor of the sophomore undergraduate class of the Faculty of Arts. He's a man who looks like a bamboo pole. You can tell it at a glance."

Su Jiao nodded: "Okay, thank you."

After putting the suitcase in the dormitory, the roommates went out for class, Su Jiao made the bed and went downstairs to wait for someone.

"Can I find someone here? I didn't leave a contact information or anything..." Muttering softly, Su Jiao lowered his head and played with his phone boredly.

Just as he was thinking, a delicate and clear laughter sounded from behind: "Is it Senior Brother Su?"

Su Jiao was taken aback, and looked back.

In front of the swaying reeds, stood a girl with a ponytail and a white dress.

This girl has a round face, not very good-looking, but it is quite pleasing to the eye.Due to his own height, Su Jiao is particularly prone to pay attention to other people's height, so he glanced subconsciously.This girl is up to 155.

All of a sudden, there is a sense of intimacy.

Su Jiao: "Yes, my surname is Su, who is you?"

The girl smiled and said, "Brother, I am here to deliver materials to Teacher Li. My name is Sun Yan, and I am a sophomore."

Su Jiao: "Hey, didn't you say that a boy came to deliver it?"

"Wang Chao, he has something to do, so I'll help him."

"Oh, thank you then, give me the information."

The girl handed over the information: "Mr. Li always mentioned you and praised you when he taught us undergraduates. Brother, we have always been curious about you, but you don't show up in school. Hearing from Brother Xie, he share a dormitory with you, but you never live in a graduate student dormitory."

Su Jiao took the documents: "Ang, I just moved back and plan to live for a while."

"Brother, we plan to have dinner tonight, do you want to come together?"

Su Jiao didn't react immediately: "Huh?"

Girl: "There are a lot of graduate students, seniors and seniors. Brother Xie is also going. Brother, why don't you go together? Everyone really wants to know what kind of teacher Li's favorite student is. I didn't expect you to be so handsome."

Su Jiao chuckled: "Are you handsome?"

The girl smiled.

Su Jiao: "Okay, let's go together tonight."

"Brother, let's add a WeChat account and take a taxi together at night."

"Oh, okay."

Su Jiao quickly took out her phone and added her junior's WeChat.

Until he went upstairs and returned to the dormitory, Su Jiao felt elated and elated.

He just said, he is really handsome, he has been receiving love letters every week since he was a child.After coming to Sioux City, I don't know what happened. First, the real estate agent Xiao Liu, who has bad eyesight, actually likes the nigger's style;

Now this is the correct script!

At this time, the phone vibrated, and Su Jiao opened it to take a look.

It's Lian Xi's WeChat message.

[Lian Xi: When will you come back? I found out that you left a few masks in the bathroom and forgot to take them. 】

Ha ha!

[Su Jiao: I see you off. 】

[Lian Xi:? ? ?I don't wear a mask. 】

【Su Jiao: Then you can use it for that nigger. 】

Lian Xi was silent for a while, and it took a few minutes before replying to the message.

[Lian Xi: Su Jiao, do you have any prejudice against Hei Wuchang?In fact, he is not bad, but sometimes he is a little owed, and he is also very annoying, and he is not good at talking to people normally, but at least he is quite reasonable, and he will not kill people for no reason like the previous Ren Heiwuchang. 】

Su Jiao: "..."

You are still speaking for him!

The smelly man doesn't understand anything at all! ! !

"Heh, I don't miss you as a friend. I have many friends now."

Perfunctorily replying to Lian Xi with a cat emoji, Su Jiao continued to pack her luggage.Soon, he received a WeChat message from his school girl, and his new roommate also sent him a laughing emoji: [Okay bro, I've just been here for a long time, and someone has held a welcome party for you?I'll go back after class and pick you up for dinner. 】

[Su Jiao: Good. 】

As the sun sets, on the university campus full of youthful atmosphere, there are students who have just finished class and are riding bicycles to the dormitory building;

On the wide playground, the basketball players were sweating.

In the cafeteria, students come and go.

A girl with a small round face in a white dress came out of the school canteen and walked towards the dormitory.When passing by the basketball court, she stood for a while, and when the group of seniors finished playing, she happened to hand over a bag of mineral water she had just bought.

"I just bought some. Brother Liu and Brother Ji, do you want some water? There are other brothers, are you thirsty? Drink some water."

The tall boy took the mineral water and said with a smile, "Swallow, I heard that you are going to hold a welcome party for Mr. Li's graduate students tonight?"

"Yes, Senior Brother Su has just moved back to the dormitory, and he doesn't know everyone well, so I just wanted to have a meal together so that everyone can get to know each other."

"Okay, call me then."

Sun Yan: "Okay. By the way, is Senior Sister Xiao free? Do you want to go together?"

"Her, forget it. I was 5 minutes late to reply to her message at noon today, and she got angry. Don't call her, wait until I coax her tomorrow."

"Ah, senior sister Xiao is not such a stingy person, is it your fault, senior brother?"

"Hehe, she's so stingy, she gave me a scarf I didn't know where to buy as a present on Qixi Festival last month. I'm sick. Give me a scarf in summer."

The boy on the side laughed and joked: "Did someone weave it by hand?"

Sun Yan asked suspiciously: "Senior Sister Xiao is so busy every day, do you have time to weave a scarf? I heard that she is so busy that she can't even eat."

"Can she have the heart to knit a scarf for me? Forget it."

Everyone laughed.

After saying goodbye to the seniors, the girl in the white skirt walked towards the dormitory building.

When she reached the door of the dormitory building, she took out her student card and planned to swipe the card to enter the door, but just as she raised her hand, she stopped.In the next second, she slowly turned her head and looked at the corner by the door.

"What? It's not there in the morning, who put it?"

I saw in that narrow and cramped corner, for some reason, there was a weird cartoon sculpture.

The half-person-tall cartoon sculptures appear to be made of pottery clay, half-worn with chipped paint.It looks like a little white dove with its wings curled back.Black eyes, bright red lips, uneven and dilapidated body.The youthful university campus is incompatible with people coming and going, and there is a strange atmosphere all over his body.

But don't know why...

Sun Yan stopped and stared at it as if possessed.She just kept looking, and kept looking, as if her whole body was sucked into those dark eyes.

After a long time, Sun Yan crunched and lowered her head, looking at the line of words engraved on the neck of the little white pigeon.

She read out word by word, gently.

"Can you tell me about... your dream?"

The author has something to say:

CC: Mr. Hei Wuchang is just a bit mean, he is a bit indebted, and he can't speak the language of the world...but he is a good person!

President Xi: ...