Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

At seven in the morning, the sun rises.

Lian Xi and Su Jiao walked out of the gate of Suzhou City Public Security Bureau together.The two looked up at the rising sun in the east, let out a heavy breath, and then looked at each other, without words, some words are easy to understand——

What can I do with the impermanent identity certificate of the black (household)?

Su Jiao began to come up with an idea: "Or say that he is a black householder who has had too many children, escaped from family planning and got a second child, and give him a new household registration!"

Lian Xi hit the nail on the head: "Then who are the parents?"

Su Jiao gritted her teeth: "Mom and Dad thought it was too ugly when they were born, so just throw it on the side of the road and don't want it!"

Lian Xi was expressionless: "..."

"You say this again in front of Heiwuchang."

Su Jiao: "Then what do you say?"

Su Jiao's idea seemed a bit interesting, but when he thought about it carefully, it was full of loopholes. At least Lian Xi felt that Deputy Wu would definitely be able to spot something wrong at a glance.

You said that you always have a second child, and your parents didn't give you a registered permanent residence.OK, forget it.

You said Mr. Xi is too ugly and your parents don't want it at first glance... Well, let's pretend that the police are blind and have a weird aesthetic, let you fool it.

But in modern society, it is impossible for someone to live for more than 20 years without leaving a trace in society.Unless it is a savage in the mountains, or a vagrant who has been begging since childhood and made his home everywhere.In this regard, in today's harmonious society, the latter are rare, and it is difficult to find one.

Lian Xi pursed her lips: "I'll figure out a way."

Su Jiao asked curiously: "Do you have a solution? Although we used the nigger messenger to go on an emergency business trip and came suddenly to delay the time, but people said that if the nigger messenger came back from a business trip this week, he would immediately go to the Public Security Bureau to make up the transcript. "

Lian Xi was silent for a moment: "Leave this to me."

Su Jiao glanced at him quietly, and muttered softly: "You can still do it, why don't I believe it..."

Lian Xi didn't reply.

When Lian Xi said he wanted to solve this matter, he really wanted to solve it.

Really can't go any further.

The last time the real estate agent Xiao Liu wanted to see Mr. Xi's ID card, Lian Xichou was bald, so he posted a photo of his ID card overnight that night and sent it to Xiao Liu, even if it was covered up.But the police are not real estate agents, and the identity information of the public security bureau is all online. Of course, a simple P picture cannot fool the police's sharp eyes.

Come out from the Public Security Bureau and cross two roads.

Lian Xi was annoyed, he raised his head and looked across the road.

His sight suddenly stopped.

At the end of the wide zebra crossing, an indifferent and elegant man dressed in black stood under the street tree, with his right hand in his pocket, his left hand holding a certificate of impermanence, and his downcast eyes did not know what he was looking at.As if sensing Lian Xi's gaze, Ji Chen also raised his head and looked at him.

In the place covered by the shade of the trees, the golden light scattered all over the sky, surrounding the calm and handsome man in the middle.

For some reason, Lian Xi watched for a few more seconds.

When the red light turned green, he stepped up and walked across the road.

President Xi has been waiting here for a long time.

It was quite close to the community they rented, and the three of them walked home together.

while walking.

Ji Chen: "What is a business trip?"

Lian Xi was taken aback, turned to look at him, and before he could speak, Su Jiao who was at the side first bluffed, "You don't even know about business trips, it's because you are traveling far away to work in other places!"

"Oh." Mr. Xi said meaningfully: "For example, I went to Yancheng on a business trip to work in their territory..."

Lian Xi subconsciously continued: "Steal their achievements?"

Su Jiao's eyes widened: "Huh?"

Ji Chen glanced at Lian Xi and smiled: "I understand."

Business trip = grabbing performance.

Lian Xi: "..."

Although I don't know what you understand, but the feeling is definitely not a good thing.

Along the way, Lian Xi was thinking about how to get Mr. Xi an ID card, but he didn't notice that the man beside him glanced at him from time to time.

You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and people who look at the scenery look at you upstairs.

Under the dazzling morning glow, the young man stood across the road, the breeze blowing his hair on his forehead, and the sun shining on his fair skin, giving it a jade-like luster.And those clear and brilliant eyes stared at him quietly...

Hei Wuchang put his hands in his pockets, and a word flashed in his mind inexplicably.

The moon marrow of the Northern Desert's Guanghan Garden seems to be the same color...

Um, wait, what is the Northern Desert's Guanghan Garden?

Master Heiwuchang suddenly frowned his long eyebrows and fell into deep thought.

***

Back home, he was busy all night without sleep, but Lian Xi didn't rest immediately.

He tossed and turned on the bed, thinking for a long time, suddenly a flash of inspiration came to his mind.

Lian Xi opened the phone's address book, found a name he hadn't contacted for a long time, and made a call.

After a few seconds, the phone was picked up, and a refreshing male voice came from the other end of the phone: "Lianxi, why did you suddenly think of calling me?"

Lian Xi's fingers flexed slightly, and after a while, he said, "Well, I'm sorry, Chen Kai, I have something... I want you to help me."

At this moment, a Hong Kong-style tea restaurant in a shopping mall in Sioux City.

A young man in a neat suit walked out of the store and found a quiet corner. He held his mobile phone in one hand and said with a smile, "Hey, I have graduated for more than a year. I thought that just you, a social nerd, would probably spend your whole life. I won't take the initiative to contact us. Don't be so polite, after all, you will live together for four years, if you need help, just tell me."

As soon as Chen Kai finished speaking, the voice of his college roommate whom he hadn't contacted for a long time came from the other end of the phone: "It's just that I have a friend who is now a black householder without an ID card."

Chen Kai frowned: "What's the situation, a second child?"

Lian Xi: "It's a bit complicated. I saw in the group before that you seem to be in a relationship with the daughter of the deputy chief of the police station. I want to ask if you can help me register. I guarantee this person Absolutely clean, except for being a criminal."

Chen Kai smiled: "Can I not believe you? It's a trivial matter. I can trust your character. But then again, you know that my girlfriend is the deputy director's daughter. Say, is it me and Lao Zhao? When a few guys were chatting in the dormitory group, you kept peeping at the screen?"

Lian Xi laughed dryly: "...you found out."

Chen Kai: "Okay, I know you are a social terrorist, so there shouldn't be any problem with this matter. I'll ask you how to do it first. If you need any information, I will send it to you in the afternoon."

Lian Xi: "Thank you so much!"

Chen Kai smiled and said, "Why are you being polite. Oh yes, I remembered something. I heard from Lao Zhao last month that your live broadcast has improved."

Lian Xi: "A little bit."

Chen Kai laughed and said, "Are you still using my ghost stories to scare people?"

Lian Xi was taken aback: "...you found out again."

Chen Kai: "Hahaha, I didn't discover it. It was Lao Zhao who was watching Douya's live broadcast that day. When he saw your name on the homepage, he clicked in. It turned out that you were telling my ghost story. I didn't expect you Remember, I made it all up."

Lian Xi: "...cough, I'm sorry, I told your story."

"There's nothing embarrassing about it, haha." Chen Kai: "Okay, my mother, my girlfriend, and I are having breakfast. I just want to ask her how to get a household registration, so I'll hang up first. "

Lian Xi: "Okay, thank you, I'll wait for your news."

After hanging up the phone, the man pushed open the glass door of the tea restaurant and walked into the shop.Wearing an expensive light-colored suit and a confident smile on his face, he strode towards the window seat of the restaurant.It is one of the best viewing spots in the entire shopping mall, where you can see the beautiful lake view of Sioux City from a distance.I saw the blue waves rippling, the sky clear and the clouds wide.

Chen Kai walked over with a smile: "Mom, Qianqian, what are you talking about?"

The slightly affluent middle-aged woman said with a smile: "I heard from Qianqian what happened when you were in college." She beckoned her son to sit down.

Chen Kai opened the chair and sat beside his girlfriend.

The girl named Qianqian looks ordinary, but she has a pure temperament, and she has two sweet dimples when she smiles.However, compared to the boyfriend sitting next to her, she is indeed somewhat inferior.

When he was in school, Chen Kai was a well-known handsome guy in Sioux City University, a veritable school girl.

In fact, many girls have also said in private that Chen Kai's roommate Lian Xi is more handsome than him, but Lian Xi never participates in group activities, and stays at home all day without showing his face.Unlike Chen Kai, who is also the vice president of the student union and receives first-class scholarships every year.So the name of Colonel Su fell on Chen Kai.

The happy girl took her boyfriend's arm, put her head on his shoulder, and said with a smile: "I told my aunt that you had very good grades in college, and many girls like you."

Chen Kai smiled and pinched his girlfriend's cheek: "Then I only like you."

Seeing the sweet appearance of her son and his girlfriend, Chen's mother was very relieved. At this time, she didn't mind exposing her son a little bit, so that her daughter-in-law could also come and hear about his son's embarrassing stories when he was a child: "Qianqian, there is something you said wrong Xiaokai didn't have such good grades since he was a child. He was naughty in elementary school, and his grades were not good. We were all shocked when he was admitted to Yanzhong in junior high school. Of course, he paid for it. Yes. But Yanzhong is different, you can’t get in if you want to pay money, and there are score requirements. Anyway, Xiaokai passed the entrance examination score line in Yanzhong, and his father and I were already very happy.”

Qianqian's eyes widened: "Ah, there is such a thing."

Mother Chen: "That's not it. I remember it was during the military training in the first grade of junior high school. Do you still remember, Xiao Kai, that you lived in the school and the school was conducting military training. You didn't know how you sneaked out of the dormitory and went to the small forest in the school. You still passed out. The next morning, the security guard found out and rushed you and your roommate to the infirmary, but you couldn’t wake up... It seems that you hit your head? When the teacher contacted me and your dad, It terrified us."

Chen Kai smiled fondly at his girlfriend, and explained: "At that time, I was naughty and ran out of the dormitory to play in the middle of the night."

Mother Chen: "That's right, your dad was so angry that he hit you several times. But since then, you seem to be a different person. Suddenly, you study hard and stop being mischievous. You are very obedient and filial. Give your grades." My son entered the top ten in the class, and the teacher said it was impossible."

The girlfriend looked at her boyfriend curiously: "How did you suddenly change so much?"

It seems that because his mother told about his embarrassing things when he was a child, the handsome and handsome boy was very helpless, and he had to give in to the two most important women in his life.Chen Kai thought about it seriously for a long time, with a gentle smile on his face, and a calm voice: "Probably because I died once, so I feel that I can't waste my life anymore?"

Qianqian was stunned: "Have you died once?"

Chen Kai looked at his mother complaining: "Dad beat me to death in the infirmary that time, and didn't give me any face."

Chen's mother glared at her son angrily: "Isn't it because you are naughty?"

Chen Kai raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, it's all my fault."

Warm and joyful laughter resounded in the tea restaurant.

***

In the evening, after the rest of the three of them were over, Lian Xi and Ji Chen helped Su Jiao move.

Su Jiao was very moved: "Good brother, I am touched by Huaxia's good roommate!" He patted Lian Xi on the shoulder, and was about to pat Mr. Xi on the shoulder, looking at Master Hei Wuchang's indifferent expression...

"Eh." Su Jiao silently folded his arms.

On the way to Su University, Su Jiao poked Lianxi quietly: "Why would he come to help me move things?"

Lian Xi thought for a while: "You guess?"

Su Jiao: "..."

Su Jiao: "Hmph, I guess you don't know either!" Don't guess what Hei Wuchang is thinking!

I have no idea?

Lian Xi didn't bother to talk to him.

Su Jiao's dormitory was sealed off by the police because someone had just died. Up to now, several criminal policemen have stayed at the scene, taking pictures to collect evidence.It was not easy for the three of them to go in, but a little policeman who happened to be at the scene had seen them at the police station before.

The criminal policeman sized up Su Jiao, and said with a smile, "Hehe, come to get your luggage, don't you dare to stay anymore?"

Su Jiao laughed dryly, "Yes..."

The criminal policeman: "Okay, let's go in. We've done this too. There shouldn't be any major problems with the case, but you have to leave after you go in and get your things."

The three hurried into the house.

Not long after, the policemen outside the door also disappeared.

Su Jiao breathed a sigh of relief: "This is too bad luck, I don't want to live in a dormitory again in my life!"

If you want to move your luggage, you have to pack your things first.

Lian Xi: "You've only lived here for more than half a month, why did you buy so many messy things?"

Su Jiao was about to cry as he collected the luggage: "I don't know either!"

Lian Xi thought about it, and helped to start collecting things.

They were tidying up hummingly, and the voices of students talking came from the corridor outside the door.

"Have you heard that it was Liu Hao who killed Xie Ze!"

"You fucking old man, well, who doesn't know, Liu Hao seemed to recognize him on the spot, and was taken away in the early morning."

"Hey, do you know what's going on between them? Didn't they have a good relationship before?"

"A woman."

"Woman?" A third voice cut in: "What do you know, Sun Yan is the introduction. Xie Ze cheated on Sun Yan last year, hiding his girlfriend's affairs, you don't know, hehe, I know. This girl Sun Yan is a real whore, she was happy when Xie Ze had sex with her secretly, and when Xie Ze broke up, she just pretended nothing happened. Last month, Liu Hao got together with Sun Yan again, and Let Xie Ze know."

"Wow, what is this, a threesome."

"What the hell are the three of you, only Liu Hao and Sun Yan, Xie Ze didn't get involved. But I heard from my uncle in the Public Security Bureau that after Xie Ze found out about this, he kept blackmailing Liu Hao!"

"No way, Xie Ze doesn't look like this kind of person."

"You don't understand, you don't know who Liu Hao's girlfriend is, right? It's Senior Sister Xiao Jiaxiao, Teacher Xiao's only daughter, but she's a treasure. Liu Hao is in a relationship with his mentor's daughter. If he is found cheating, what do you think? Can there be good fruit to eat? Maybe even graduate students can’t graduate! He definitely didn’t dare to let Xiao Jia know that he was blackmailed by Xie Ze, and he helped Xie Ze write a thesis and gave Xie Ze money. Huo Suo is the mentor recommendation qualification for next month, Xie Ze asked Liu Hao to give it up to him, and Liu Hao got angry and killed him."

"Will Sun Yan kill Liu Hao?"

The voices of the three of them gradually faded away.

For a long time, Su Jiao stared blankly at the empty bed of his roommate: "I really can't see that they are such people, he is really a very nice person..."

Lian Xi followed his gaze and looked at the clean and tidy bed.

In this world, everyone wears a mask to live.

The mask has been worn for a long time, and it grows to the face, sticking to the flesh...

It can no longer be taken off.

……

After finally packing up their things, Lian Xi and Su Jiao raised their heads and suddenly found...

"Fuck, what's wrong with niggers?"

Lian Xi was also a little surprised: "I saw him just now."

Su Jiao: "Fuck, he won't run away after seeing us packed up! Is this just helping me move?!"

Lian Xi frowned slightly, and he stood up.Suddenly, as if realizing something, Lian Xi's eyes froze, and he turned to look out the window.

at the same time.

The dim light of the setting sun shone on the walls of the postgraduate dormitory building, with mottled and old colors.

Students kept coming in and out of the dormitory building to eat in the cafeteria. They talked and laughed, hooked their shoulders, and no one noticed the man in black standing by the gate on the first floor.

Ji Chen was standing downstairs in the graduate student dormitory building of Sioux City University. With his hands in his pockets, he raised his head slightly and looked at a reminder notice for electricity bills stuck on the glass door.

... electricity bills.

What is it?

Master Heiwuchang slowly tilted his head.

The wind at dusk was warm, and a cool breeze blew through the man's hair.

Suddenly, the world was quiet.

The students coming and going around were no longer so noisy, and the sound of the wind became extremely slow.From the corner of the eye, I seem to have caught a glimpse of some white shadow, which has an extraordinary magic power, attracting people to look at it, and then look at it...

Jichen turned his head and looked at the shabby and quiet little white pigeon who suddenly appeared at the corner of the gate at some point.

Broken and uneven ceramic shell, dark and deep eyes, and a mouth that was as red as blood.

Ji Chen lowered his head, quietly watching, watching.

Then, he looked at the crooked words carved on the pigeon's neck.

"..."

"Ok?"

"Dream? Do you count first in performance?"

Little White Pigeon: "...???"

What?

Under the setting sun, the man looked at the dark eyes of the little white pigeon, and smiled slowly: "It's kind of interesting, it robbed me of two performances..."

"You are very brave."

The author has something to say:

Little White Pigeon: Excuse me, what is your dream?

President Xie: How dare you?

Little White Pigeon:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

CC: Keep the pigeons!Give Pigeon a way out!

Yancheng ghost messenger: Do you dare to change your wool to pick it up, dare you, dare you! QAQ!