Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

When Lian Xi and Ji Chen went downstairs, it was sunset and the sky was full of sunset.

The sky is getting dark, and the photosensitive street lamps on the street are lit up one by one.

Lian Xi looked down at the Baiwuchang certificate in his hand, wondering if it was a hallucination, after Hei Wuchang pasted back the torn-up pages of the monthly ghost performance ranking list, he felt inexplicably that the "Impermanence certificate" on the cover had three Song typefaces. The large characters became much more vivid, and the entire impermanence workbook instantly became more forceful——

It used to be sold for fifty cents, but now the price has increased to one yuan.

It is simply an epoch-making progress.

The two black and white Wuchang from Sucheng always go out to catch ghosts at twelve o'clock in the morning. This is not because ghosts only appear at night, but because Lian Xi broadcasts live at [-] o'clock in the evening and downloads at [-] o'clock.

But today, he asked for leave.

Not for anything else, just to be a good ghost.

Lian Xi looked at Ji Chen seriously: "Master Heiwuchang, so where should we go to catch ghosts now?" Lian Xi thought for a while, and made a very reliable suggestion: "Yesterday we went to the high-tech zone, and the day before yesterday we went to the high-tech zone. After leaving Wuzhen, how about today, let’s go to a few county-level cities under Sioux City?"

Gold... well, no, ghost, and it doesn't happen overnight.

There are dead people every day in every place, but there are not many ghosts who linger in the world and do not voluntarily reincarnate.

Everything needs a sustainable development. In the past month or so, even the two of Xi have visited all the big and small places in Sioux City.If we have to look for it again, we probably have to go to the county-level cities below.

But Master Heiwuchang shook his head lightly: "No need."

Lian Xi: "?"

Jichen opened his black impermanence certificate, and lightly clicked on the performance ranking list with his finger.

"There is a way in the universe, but there is no door to hell!"

"now!"

In the next second, a tiny beam of golden light pierced through the paper and leaped into the air.The golden light is about the thickness of a human hair, even if the sky is dark now, you can't find it unless you look carefully.The thin line pointed straight to the south, and Jichen nodded in satisfaction, saying: "Let's go, follow it, there are ghosts where it points."

Lian Xi was dumbfounded.

The two walked for a while.

Lian Xi: "Master Heiwuchang, the Impermanence Card has this function? Why didn't I know it before?"

Jichen: "Your proof of impermanence was incomplete before."

Lian Xi: "...then why didn't you use this function when we were hunting ghosts last month?"

Jichen: "I used it."

Lian Xi: "?" Then why didn't I see it!

Ji Chen glanced at him: "You are still in the probationary period."

The implication: Absent from work for more than ten years and not doing anything, who knows what kind of lazy and strike Bai Wuchang you are, I will hide it from you and let you know until the probationary period is over.

Lian Xi was speechless.

However, after a while, Lian Xi suddenly remembered something: "That month ago, when we met on the street, you said you caught five ghosts, and I caught two ghosts?"

President Xi calmly withdrew his gaze and strode forward.

Lian Xi: "..."

I just said how could you find so many lonely ghosts in a few hours, is this still human, cheating!

And even if you cheat, you still show off!You still despise me!

shameful!

I complained a lot in my heart, and when Master Heiwuchang called "Hello" indifferently, Lian Xi suddenly stopped cursing.

The two looked at each other.

Jichen raised his eyebrows: scolding me again?

Lian Xi smiled: Master Heiwuchang has boundless magic power, surpassing that of the gods.

With the map navigation of the genuine certificate of impermanence, the two successfully subdued a ghost after half an hour.

Because the ghosts were collected by two people together, the names of the ghosts appeared on the two impermanence certificates, but the performance can only be counted as one.

Lian Xi flipped through the performance rankings and frowned: "This ghost is only worth fifty points."

The first ghost to be tamed today was a programmer who committed suicide by jumping off a building.He obviously jumped to his death, but he still didn't know the fact that he was dead. With his thinning hair and glasses, he kept repeating the process of running up stairs, jumping down stairs, running up stairs, and jumping down stairs again. He kept muttering: "@#[email protected]#$!..."

Lian Xi didn't understand the content, probably some messy codes.

Lian Xi looked at Ji Chen: "Master Heiwuchang, I have never paid attention to the points of each ghost before." Catching ghosts is just to play with Heiwuchang's favorability, rub him with a little golden light, who cares whether the points are not points Besides, Lianxi's performance rankings were torn up at that time, who knows how much golden light he gained every time he received ghosts.He thought for a while and asked, "Every time you collect ghosts, no matter what the circumstances, do you only gain [-] points?"

Jichen's eyes were deep, and he slowly looked away.

Is there a situation?Lian Xi asked again: "Could it be that the points given to each ghost are different."

Ji Chen's voice was calm: "This is a question."

Lian Xi: "Huh?"

Jichen: "You can explore by yourself."

Lian Xi: "?"

Jichen: "It's different, but there is no rule. Sometimes there are more, sometimes less." After a pause, Master Heiwuchang deliberately added a sentence: "I don't look at it very much, so I don't know much. "

Huh?Aren't you holding the certificate of impermanence 24 hours a day, turning it over and over every day?

In the past, Lian Xi didn't understand what Heiwuchang was looking at the certificate of impermanence every day, so that there were flowers on it?Now he understands, Hei Wuchang is not looking at the certificate of impermanence, he is looking at the performance rankings above!

But without thinking too much on this topic, Lian Xi suddenly realized: Got it, just like the two goblins in Jin Guang Hong Guang, good deeds do not necessarily lead to golden light, and bad deeds do not necessarily lead to golden light.

However, after thinking for a moment, Lian Xi said, "There must be a certain pattern to this point."

Jichen's eyes swept over, and it was hard to hide his surprise: You know now?

The handsome and elegant black-haired young man rubbed his chin with his hand and analyzed: "First of all, there are 25 cities in the performance rankings. Except for Shanghai, which is a municipality directly under the central government, the rest are strictly divided according to the standards of prefecture-level cities. Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai regions , 25 cities, although they are definitely different, but the gap must not be big, not the economic gap, but the number of deaths per day, maybe Shanghai has a large population, and more people die every day. So the ghosts in Shanghai Ranked third."

Lian Xi said quietly: "The most unfair thing in this world is the birth of a person, and the fairest thing may be the death of a person. As long as the sample is enlarged to a city with several million people, unless there are natural disasters and man-made disasters, they die every day. The difference in the number of people is definitely not big. But," Lian Xi opened the impermanence certificate, pointed to Wenzhou Guicha, who ranked first, "32752 points. And we," his fingers clattered down: "1943 points. The difference Fifteen whole Wuxi!"

Ji Chen narrowed his eyes: "You mean."

Lian Xi put away the certificate of impermanence: "They must have cheated, at least, they have some special skills to accumulate performance."

Just kidding, gold, no, performance is not business.

People in Wenzhou are well-known throughout the country for doing well in business, but there is no reason why there are so many ghosts in Wenzhou!

Lian Xi and Qiao Chen got up early every day and went out to catch ghosts diligently. It can be said that they didn't miss a day, but they worked hard for half a month before accumulating 1943 points.This is very flattering, but when I looked up at the family——

Bang, thirty thousand!

Lian Xi: "Even now my certificate of white impermanence can guide the golden light, I will split up with you to catch ghosts. Then the performance of the two of us should be 1-2 times higher than now, reaching six or seven thousand, but what's the matter?" It can't reach [-]."

Six or seven thousand and thirty thousand, this is a qualitative difference.

Why do you have almost the same number of people who die every day, and the same number of lonely ghosts that can be sent to reincarnate every day? Your Wenzhou ghost job is four or five times better than others?

It can't be said that the number of people who die in Wenzhou every day is four or five times more than that in Sioux City.

"It's tricky, it's definitely tricky." Lian Xi thought angrily, if he didn't solve this trick, he would never even think about earning a million a month in his life!

Jichen: "Maybe it has something to do with guiding Jin Guang."

Lian Xi brushed up to look at him.

Jichen: "This golden light is sometimes thick and sometimes thin. Every time it gets thicker, you get more points. When it's thinner, you get less."

Don't you never observe integrals?Lian Xi felt strange in his heart, and continued: "How many threads can I use at one time?"

Jichen: "Two?"

Without further ado, the two each opened their impermanence certificates.

"There is a way in the universe, but there is no door to hell!"

"now!"

In the next second, two beams of golden light swished out the proof of impermanence, one south and one north, flying to two directions.

It stands to reason that the soldiers should now be divided into two groups, each chasing a beam of golden light.But under the bright street lights, Lian Xi and Ji Chen were silent, Su Cheng Hei Wu Chang opened his eyes wide at the same time, staring in astonishment at the golden light that flew out of Lian Xi's Bai Wu Chang certificate.

This golden light...

It's as thick as a baby's arm!

Compared with this golden light on the black impermanence certificate, it is like a giant tree!

Is this still an option?

Lian Xi: "Shall we go together?"

Jichen: "Let's go."

Without any hesitation, the two directly took a taxi and set off following Jin Guang's footsteps.

Lian Xi originally thought that Wenzhou ghost agents, including Yancheng ghost agents, were cheating and had found some special performance-saving skills, but now it seems that there may be another possibility: they are born with European emperors, and they can draw them casually every time. Such a thick SSR grade guides the golden light.

but……

Lian Xi bowed his head to observe the evidence of impermanence.

Is this guiding golden light really just completely random?

***

Taxi drives quickly on the airport expressway.

They were traveling in the direction of Shuofang Airport located in the north of Suzhou City.

Shuofang Airport is the largest civil airport in the south of Jiangsu Province. The full name is Sunan Shuofang Airport. It is located in Shuofang Town in the south of Wuxi.But this airport is very close to Sioux City, only more than 20 kilometers away.

Lian Xi originally thought that the golden light was only pointing in the direction of Shuofang Airport, and did not really pass through the border between Sioux City and Wuxi.Unexpectedly, the car drove further and further north, Lian Xi turned on the phone map and kept navigating, so he watched the golden light go straight across the border between the two cities, and then... came to the border of Wuxi!

Lian Xi: "..."

Of course Mr. Xi didn't know what Lian Xi was thinking at the moment, and he didn't know that he had left Sucheng and arrived in Wuxi.

Just as they entered the boundary of Wuxi, the golden light dissipated quickly, but fortunately, they didn't lose their eyesight. Before the golden light disappeared, it pointed to the junction of the two cities.

It was a small village on the border of Wuxi.

The driver master said in authentic Wu dialect: "Driving this way? You're going to enter the village."

Lian Xi: "It's okay, just drop it off for us at the entrance of the village."

Driver: "OK."

Soon, the car stopped at the intersection of the village at the end of the golden light guide.

Lian Xi and the two got out of the car, the master took the money, turned the car around, and drove back to Sucheng.

The stern and tall man got out of the car, looked at the small village in front of him, and frowned slightly.

The golden light is gone, how can I find it?

This is the first time Mr. Jin has encountered a situation where Jin Guang disappeared without finding the ghost.

Jichen walked forward casually, suddenly, he turned his head and raised his eyebrows lightly: "Huh?"

Lian Xi was still standing there.

After a moment of silence, Lian Xi: "I think I probably know why the golden light suddenly disappeared..."

Ji Chen: "Why?"

Lian Xi: "Because we are stepping on the land of Wuxi now."

Ji Chen: "So?"

Lian Xi took a deep breath: "So...this should be regarded as the performance of Wuxi Guicha?"

Only then did Hei Wuchang react.

Lian Xi reminded: "Why don't you forget it." Lian Xi remembered how Hei Wuchang sternly reprimanded him before, don't bully the weak, what's the point of being second to last, short-sighted!The target should be farther away, and the first one will be killed.

But this golden light is really thick...

In the next second, Master Heiwuchang snorted softly, and there was no expression on his handsome face: "How do you know this is the territory of the ghost next door?"

Lian Xi: "Huh? Oh, I saw it with the navigation on my mobile phone, and there is a map on it. Well, this month you receive performance salary, and I will also buy you a mobile phone."

Master Hei Wuchang looked at Lian Xi's cell phone: "It's black."

Lian Xi looked down: "The screen is automatically locked."

As he said that, before Lian Xi had time to open the lock screen, he heard Master Heiwuchang's stern and firm voice floating in the cool night wind: "It's broken."

Lian Xi paused.

In the vast green fields, the black and white Wuchang in Sioux City look at each other.

Lian Xi smiled: "You're right, it's broken."

With a click, the phone was turned off and thrown into the pocket.

Wuxi?

What Wuxi?

Don't talk nonsense!

The night is overwhelming, the sky is pitch black, covering all directions.

There were waves of frogs singing in late summer in the fields, and the cool wind rustled in the early autumn night, blowing the hem of black clothes and the hair on Bai Wuchang's forehead.

The night in the countryside is completely different from that in the city. Large areas of the land are black, and only rows of farms are flickering with lights.

Lian Xi thought it would be difficult to find a lonely wild ghost who had not been reincarnated in such a place, but he didn't expect to hear a deafening sound of mourning after walking a row of farms.

His heart trembled, and he looked in the direction of the music.

I saw huge white wreaths standing in front of a farmhouse, and in the middle of the wreaths was a shocking black word "Dian".

Harsh dirges and music played on the stereo, and relatives and friends sat together, crying constantly.

"Dad, you just left, what do you want us to do!"

The author has something to say:

Zong Zong: Heh, does it make sense to be second to last?I'm the overlord, even if I fall one every day, and I'm ridiculed by everyone, I won't bully the weak!

CC [Youyou]: This golden light is really thick...

President Xie: It smells so good!

Wuxi Ghost Messenger: I'm shaking and cold!Disappointed tears flowed down...