Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

I sent (pian) away to Wuxi, a little ghost, and it was just dawn.

With the last night's yin energy remaining, Lian Xi and Ji Chen continued to use the guiding golden light to catch two ghosts.

But there is one thing, Lian Xi: "Just now that little devil said he was human, so he seems to be in junior high school at most now. The underworld actually employs child labor? Such a young one, can he be impermanent?"

Jichen: "Why not."

Lian Xi: "??? What are the criteria for selecting ghosts?" How did such a young child get selected?

Mr. Xi took a deep look at Lian Xi, with an expression of "you really don't work hard", then opened the certificate of impermanence, and slapped the face of his colleague who was only lazy and fishing.

"Look at the rules of impermanence."

Lian Xi obediently took the certificate of black impermanence and looked at it.

Skip a lot of nonsense in front and read the text directly.

The first rule of impermanence: "There is a way in the universe, but there is no door to hell."

Lian Xi: "???"

He turned his head and stared at Heiwuchang several times, but the latter was completely unmoved, and he had no sense of being discovered for plagiarism.

Okay, let's look at the second rule of impermanence: "In the past, life and death are fixed; right and wrong, there are Yin laws." There is also a small line of notes at the back: "The Yin laws are strict, not the responsibility of impermanence, and cannot be easily reversed."

Lian Xi understood.

The first article of the criterion of impermanence talks about a general outline.

There is a way of heaven and earth: there are corresponding laws between heaven and earth.

Hell has no gates: The underworld has no gates, and it does not lead the way for ghosts.Ghosts who are lost in the world and do not reincarnate immediately need Wuchang to guide them and send them to the underworld.

And the second article says that at the moment of death, the merits and demerits of life are already doomed.Ghosts can't interfere, and the underworld naturally has corresponding laws of the underworld to judge these people.The only duty of ghost messengers is to guide them to the underworld to reincarnate.

The next few articles are all talking about some rules that impermanence needs to abide by.

Until No.30 Nijo.

Lian Xi carefully read the two principles of No.30, and closed the certificate of impermanence: "So, that little ghost messenger should be the heir selected by the previous Wuxi ghost messenger?"

Ji Chen: "Yeah."

Lian Xi: "I'm only thirteen or fourteen years old..."

Ji Chen: "So the level is not enough, the bottom one."

Lian Xi: "..."

If you continue to bully children like this, be careful that the little devil will come back and scold you right now!

Lian Xi: "But having said that, there should be two ghost messengers in Wuxi, black and white are impermanent. Why only see one."

Naturally, no one could answer this question for him.

In fact, at the moment when the Wuxi ghost messenger appeared, Lian Xi's heart skipped a beat, and a thought flashed inexplicably in his mind: Judging by his age, he was only as old as Bai Wuchang when he was Bai Wuchang.But then he thought, no, he is not Bai Wuchang!

The evidence is overwhelming.First of all, his bronze bell is not a magic weapon of ghosts and cannot shield the magnetic field.

Secondly, if this Bai Wuchang in Sioux City was appointed by the previous Bai Wuchang, and the underworld did not send people to take shifts, then Lian Xi must have met the previous Bai Wuchang when he was a child, and he had received some approval or gifts from the other party.Like accepting an apprentice or something.

But neither did he.

Finally, and most importantly...

His dad is definitely not gay!

So their family is definitely not a hereditary ancestral Bai Wuchang.

In the early morning, the sun was bright, and the breakfast stalls on the roadside were all set up.

Lian Xi: "Would you like some breakfast?"

Ji Chen looked at the fried dough sticks and soy milk on the breakfast stand in the distance, and nodded slightly.

After working all night, Su Cheng black and white Wuchang sat on the side of the road silently and began to eat breakfast, like a pair of ordinary social animals.

Of course Lian Xi didn't know that at this moment, on the other side, Wuxi Xiaogui took the subway, then transferred to the high-speed rail, and finally returned to Wuxi.Just out of the train station, because he didn't sleep all night, the tired boy rubbed his eyes and yawned.He got on the bus home, flipped through the impermanence certificate, and...

little boy:"?!"

The current month's ghost difference performance ranking list (Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai regions)——

No. 20 four, ghosts in Sioux City, Suzhou Province, with a performance of 5123 points.

No.20 five, Wuxi Guichai, Jiangsu Province, with a performance of 4510 points.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I made this trip for nothing, wasting a whole night of time accumulating results, the gap is even bigger!"

This earth-shattering cry of grief woke up the only commuter on the bus who was dozing off drowsily.The office worker looked up blankly, the little boy's face turned red, and he whispered "I'm sorry", and got off the bus as soon as it arrived at the stop.

"No, why the gap is getting bigger and bigger, it can't catch up at all."

The boy gritted his teeth, thought for a long time, and made a call.Soon, the call was connected with a crisp female voice.

"Crooked, why, calling so early."

Boy: "What are you doing! Where are you and when will you be back!"

A crisp female voice: "Why, I'm in Hengdian. Our family, Qiqi, has recently accepted a TV series. I came to visit the set. Don't you know that?"

The boy snorted: "Stinky vixen, you are still chasing stars, and you are still chasing stars. Didn't you see this month's performance rankings?"

"I see. I haven't asked you yet, what did you do last night, and your performance didn't increase at all all night. Are you being lazy?"

The boy's eyes widened in shock: "I'm lazy?! It's obvious that you go all over the country to chase stars every day and don't work. Why do you still complain to the wicked first!"

The crisp female voice giggled: "You are wrong, kid, think about it, the logic should be like this. I can't stay in Wuxi because I have other things. If I am not in Wuxi, I will definitely not be able to catch ghosts. But You are different, you have been in Wuxi, you have the conditions to catch ghosts, but you did not catch them. Then I am not allowed by the objective conditions, and you are subjectively lazy, you said you should reflect on it. "

boy:"???"

Although I feel that there is something wrong, but I can't seem to refute it.

The boy snorted coldly: "I don't care, anyway, you are not allowed to chase stars, come back and catch ghosts!"

"I know, I know! Ah, Qiqi got out of the nanny's car and hung up."

As soon as the voice fell, a beeping busy tone came from the phone.

Boy: "Hello? Hello!" Putting down the phone, the boy was so depressed that he kicked a pebble on the ground: "Is this still a human being!" Thinking back, "Well, it's really not human, it's a vixen. Vixen!"

At the same time, Jinhua, Zhejiang Province, Hengdian Film and Television City.

In front of the retro and prosperous Ming and Qing architectural filming base, the security guards of the crew pulled up the railings to prevent fanatical fans from rushing into the set.A group of young and beautiful girls held LED light signs and cartoon image banners in their hands, stretched their necks excitedly, and looked hard into the film and television base.

And in the middle of this group of fans, there is a little girl with ponytails and big eyes. She is holding a banner that says "Qi Qi flies with confidence, Go will always follow you". nanny van.

Finally, the car door opened, and the handsome top-tier actor got out of the car and waved to the fans.

"Awwhhhhhhhhh!"

"My Qiqi!"

……

"Lin Siqi's mother will always love you!"

The little girl with ponytail let out an angry roar, and went straight to the sky, shaking the whole fan group to be quiet for a second, and the handsome actor also looked at her blankly, then smiled and waved.

Little girl with ponytail: "Aww, I'm dead."

Behind her, a fluffy fox tail swayed slightly in the crowd, and disappeared in an instant.

***

The days passed day by day in the life of live broadcasting at night and catching ghosts in the early morning.

The day after Su Jiao left, Lian Xi sent him a WeChat message, asking him if there was any accident at home and when he would be back.

Su Jiao replied vaguely, "My uncle is gone, I'll look for him, we'll talk about it next month", and didn't reply.

In the blink of an eye, a week passed.

On the last day of September, Lian Xi stared at the ranking list with wide-eyed eyes.This month, he and Ji Chen's performance is more than 8000 points, and Wuxi Xiaogui's performance is more than 6000 points.Not surprisingly, Wuxi must be number one from the bottom, and he and President Xi are firmly in the bottom two.As for the third from the bottom, Jinhua Guiba, whose performance is as high as 12000 points, it should be impossible to exceed it.

However, it is still not to be taken lightly.

Lian Xi looked at his colleague seriously: "I won't broadcast live tonight, let's go catch ghosts early and go out at six o'clock."

President Xi was also extremely serious, nodded: "Yes."

Life and death, success or failure, in one fell swoop!

Lian Xi: "I'll go out at noon, and I'll come back to pick you up at night and go out to catch ghosts together."

Ji Chen: "Okay."

On the last day of finalizing the list, every second counts, and Lian Xi walked a little faster than usual.Originally, he planned to go out to catch ghosts after lunch, but last week Dr. Wang said on WeChat that he had time at noon today, so Lian Xi had to give up his plan to go out to catch ghosts in broad daylight.

He wants to treat Dr. Wang to dinner.

Although Lian Xi is not good at talking, he is not ignorant of the world.

There is no child who grew up in an orphanage who can't look at people's faces.

Dr. Wang did him such a big favor by helping him find Sister Hong who delivered him. It was right to treat Dr. Wang to dinner.

Early in the morning, Lian Xi changed his clothes and opened WeChat.

[Lian Xi: Doctor Wang, shall I go directly to your hospital to see you at noon?Or set a location.There is a good hot pot restaurant in the center of Sioux City, and it’s quite close to your hospital. Do you think it’s okay there? 】

After waiting for 5 minutes, Lian Xi didn't get a reply.

【Doctor Wang, are you busy? 】

Another half hour passed.

Seeing that it was almost noon, Lian Xi thought about it and dialed Dr. Wang directly.

"Shut down?"

Lian Xi frowned, he thought for a moment, and found the WeChat of his old classmate.

[Lian Xi: Zhao Wei, do you still remember, last time I asked you to help me find a classmate from the medical school, and you found me Dr. Wang Zihao.At noon today, I had an appointment with him and invited him to dinner to thank him, but now I can't contact him at the end of the day, can you contact him? 】

It didn't take long for the old classmate to reply.

[Zhao Wei: Wang Zihao?OK, let me ask you a question. 】

10 minutes passed.

【Zhao Wei: I asked my classmates from the medical school, and I also practiced with Wang Zihao at the park hospital.She said that Wang Zihao suddenly fell ill yesterday and is now in the hospital. 】

Lian Xi was taken aback.

【Lian Xi: Okay, thank you, then I'll go to the hospital to see him. 】

Doctor Wang is actually sick?

Sick and need to shut down?

Lian Xi thought for a long while, but had no idea.But since Dr. Wang is sick, he must visit him.

Lian Xi took a taxi to the park hospital.

He bought a fruit basket at the fruit shop in front of the hospital, and walked into the hospital with the fruit basket in hand.

The first floor of the outpatient hall of the hospital was full of people who came to see the doctor.With noisy voices and crowds, Lian Xi looked around with a fruit basket and walked to the information desk: "Hi, I want to find a doctor. He seems to be in the department of stomatology. He was sick yesterday, so I came to visit him. "

The little nurse on duty asked, "Are you here to visit? Then you can go directly to the inpatient department."

Lian Xi: "His mobile phone can't get through, maybe he forgot to charge it, and I don't know which ward he is in. I just want to ask if you know that there is an intern named Wang Zihao in the Department of Stomatology, what kind of disease does he have? How to find him."

The little nurse thought for a while: "I really don't know about this. In this case, let me tell you how to get to the stomatology department. You can go to the stomatology department and ask. You can go up to the second floor from here..."

"Thank you."

Pass through the crowd, go up to the second floor, and come to the Department of Stomatology.

Lian Xi was carrying the fruit basket, and was about to ask the nurse on duty if he knew about Dr. Wang's situation. Before he could take two steps, a surprised voice came from behind him: "Lian Xi?"

Lian Xi turned around.

Under the bright light, the intern wearing a mask held a medical record book in his hand and looked at him in surprise.

Wang Zihao took off his mask: "Why are you here?"

Lian Xi looked him up and down.

His face was pale, and his spirit was a little listless, as if he was not feeling well.

Lian Xi: "We made an appointment for lunch today, but we couldn't get in touch with you, so I asked Zhao Wei about the situation. I heard Zhao Wei said that you were sick, so I came to see you, Dr. Wang."

Wang Zihao said twice: "Yes, I forgot to eat. Corey is too busy today, I don't have time."

Lian Xi smiled and said, "That's okay, I put the fruit basket here. Are you in good health, but your complexion is not very good-looking."

Wang Zihao: "It's nothing, I had a cold last week, and it got worse in the past few days. Let's wait until next month for the meal, and we will talk about it when we come back from the National Day."

Lian Xi: "OK."

Wang Zihao: "I won't see you off, I'm still busy."

"Okay, it's okay. I'll go by myself. I'll make an appointment next time."

The young and indifferent intern nodded, put the mask back on, put his hands in his pockets, turned and walked into the crowd.

Putting the fruit basket at the nurse's place, Lian Xi quickened his pace and went downstairs in a few steps.

Since I can't make a dinner appointment with Dr. Wang today, I might as well just go home, pick up Heiwuchang, and go out to catch ghosts!

Plan pass.

While thinking about where to go to catch ghosts today, Lian Xi lowered his head and turned on his phone, ready to call a car.However, just as he walked to the gate of the hospital, a suspicious female voice suddenly came from behind him: "Are you that...Xiao Wang's friend?"

Lian Xi stopped and turned to look: "Sister Qin?"

The person who spoke was Sister Qin who helped Lianxi find the nurse who delivered him back then.

The old obstetrics and gynecology nurse came over with a box of medical equipment in her hand.She looked at Lian Xi and sighed: "Are you here to see Xiao Wang?"

Lian Xi: "Yes."

"Hey, what kind of disease are you talking about? Why is it so strange? Yesterday morning, he was fine, but suddenly fell down in the afternoon."

Lian Xi was stunned, and a flash of light flashed in his mind.

Sister Qin continued: "Xiao Wang is still so young. I heard that my parents are working in the countryside. They finally confessed to a graduate student and a senior doctor. As a result, he is admitted to the ICU before his internship period."

Lian Xi frowned: "Sister Qin, what do you mean? Are you saying that Dr. Wang's condition is very bad now?"

Sister Qin was surprised and said, "Didn't you come to see him? I heard from the stomatology department that Xiao Wang was pushed into the operating room last night and was rescued all night. He was sent to the intensive care unit this morning and never woke up. The situation is serious and we may not make it through tonight."

Lian Xi opened his eyes wide suddenly, his fingers trembling slightly.

Then... who did he see just now?