Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Lian Xi was still thinking about the black impermanence at home, and after chatting with Chen Kai, he said goodbye and took a taxi home.

When I got home, it was already six o'clock in the evening.

In October, the night comes earlier.When Lian Xi returned home, the room was pitch dark. He was stunned for a moment, turned on the light in the living room, and called softly, "Jiechen?"

No one answered, the voice echoed in the empty house.

After putting on his shoes, Lian Xi searched, and finally found Mr. Heiwuchang sitting on the bed in the bedroom.

In the dimly lit room, only a faint light shines through the window into the room, illuminating a small area in front of the bed, and also illuminating Hei Wuchang sitting beside the bed.

This house has four bedrooms in total, Lian Xi and Su Jiao lived in the two slightly larger master bedrooms, and because of arriving late, Chen Chen lived in the smaller second bedroom.Strictly speaking, it appears to be a children's room.There are many special-shaped stickers of cartoon dolls on the wall. There are not many things in the room, clean and simple, just a table, a wardrobe, a chair and a bed.

Although he has lived in this room for a long time, it seems that he has never used these furniture.There was nothing on the table, and the chairs were neatly placed, with no signs of being sat on.The wardrobe was empty, the bed had some creases, but the sleeping area was perfectly flat.

At this moment, the handsome and indifferent Hei Wuchang was sitting upright on the head of the bed, lowering his head, frowning, and holding his mobile phone.

stare……

Lian Xi snapped the light on.

Ji Chen looked up at him.

Lian Xi tilted his head slightly, and asked, "Why don't you turn on the light or make a sound?"

Jichen: "Forgot."

I have to say that as good as my colleague is in catching ghosts, he is an idiot in daily life.Lian Xi secretly speculated that Hei Wuchang might be an old ghost who had been dead for many years.After finally getting a chance, he was sent to Yangjian as Heiwuchang, but he lost his memory when he was unearthed.Now it's all right, I've become a life idiot with a huge low EQ.

Seeing Master Heiwuchang's calm face, Lian Xi sighed softly.

Forget it, what else can I do, I can only forgive you.

Lian Xi walked over: "How is your mobile phone? I downloaded QQ and WeChat for you before. Have you used it? You can add me as a friend first."

Only halfway through, Lian Xi stopped suddenly.His face changed slightly, and he listened carefully to a strange sound of music in the room.This one is not very familiar, but the background music that seems to have been heard somewhere made Lian Xi's expression constantly change, and finally he looked at the source of the music...

Lian Xi: "What songs are you playing on your phone?" He remembered that he hadn't downloaded any music software for President Xi, so he was self-taught?

Jichen said with a straight face: "I don't know."

Lian Xi walked over with a strange expression: "No, why do music software still have this kind of song now? Is this QQ Music or NetEase Cloud..." The voice stopped abruptly, and when he walked to his colleague, Lian Xi lowered his head and saw Something on the other party's phone screen.

"Real beauties deal cards, tens of millions of players are online, hundreds of millions of funds are waiting for you!"

Lian Xi: "???"

I was away for two hours, how did you find this kind of pornographic net directly!

Yes, this familiar Doudizhu background music, coupled with the exposed photos of real beauties, is exactly the common little pornographic net on the Internet!

Lian Xi never expected that his family, Hei Wuchang, would be such a person!

But fortunately, just before Xiaohuang.com's video advertisement was about to end and before officially entering the website, Lian Xi covered Mr. Xi's phone expressionlessly, and said, "Hey Siri."

An emotionless mechanical female voice jumped out: "Oh, what's the matter."

Lian Xi: "Close all URLs."

"Okay, all URLs are closed for you."

Jichen: "???"

Lian Xi breathed a sigh of relief, coughed twice, and asked, "Well, Mr. Heiwuchang, how did you find this website?"

Ji Chen: "URL? Which URL?"

Lian Xi didn't change his face: "A real beauty, deal cards online. It's the one you saw just now."

Jichen: "I don't know."

Lian Xi: "?"

Jichen: "I don't know what I clicked, and I clicked on that thing. But after I clicked on that thing, it seemed to be quite filthy." Hei Wuchang narrowed his eyes for a moment, "Could it be that there is Performance?"

Lian Xi: "..."

As long as you are happy.

"Let me teach you some basic things. As long as you know these basic things, you can figure out the others by yourself." Lian Xi said while turning sideways, taking advantage of the situation, and sat beside Jichen.Because of the addition of one more person, the soft bed quilt was sunken down a lot, which also made the Chen Chen uncontrollably slide a little into the sunken place.When their bodies touched each other, Lian Xi was slightly taken aback, and he subconsciously turned to look at the man beside him.

Under the bright light, Jichen narrowed his eyes and looked at the phone screen calmly, as if there was nothing unusual.

A few seconds later, Lian Xi withdrew his gaze: "First of all, it's unlocking by swiping your face. You're looking at a small black dot. It's actually a camera. You don't have to worry about what the camera is. It can take pictures of you anyway..." Suddenly, Lian Xi Xi's voice paused, and he saw some golden light flying from the man's body to his side inexplicably.

Because he is teaching you how to play with your mobile phone, so you are very satisfied?

Thinking of this, Lian Xi worked even harder, and he took out his mobile phone: "Let me demonstrate it to you."

With a slight movement, the bodies of the two who were leaning together separated again.

Lian Xi: "Look at my phone..."

The voice stopped abruptly, Lian Xi opened his eyes wide, staring at the golden light that had just flown down from Ji Chen's body, and flew back with a whoosh!

Lian Xishua turned his head and looked at his colleague.

Sensing the young man's gaze, Jichen turned his eyes calmly and glanced at him: "What's the matter?"

Lian Xi: "???"

This expression, voice, and mood seem to be the same as before!

Black impermanence thoughts, don't guess, it doesn't make sense at all.

Lian Xi slandered for a while, but since he wasn't surrounded by red light recently, his need for golden light wasn't that great.So he decided to ignore for the time being why the three golden lights just flew out and then flew back.Lian Xi continued to explain: "Here, look at my phone, just press this place..."

After teaching for about half an hour, Lian Xi let Jin Chen go to play with his mobile phone by himself.

Before leaving Jichen's room, Lian Xi glanced up and down at him several times suspiciously, but none of the golden light wrapped around Jichen was willing to fly over.

Lian Xi said that he was very tired, so the live broadcast should be simpler.

Another peaceful and peaceful night.

Su Cheng Bai Wuchang opened the live broadcast room and started the long-lost live broadcast.

Su Cheng Heiwuchang was silently playing with his mobile phone in his room.At first, he swiped the screen very slowly, and sometimes he would tilt his head and look at the phone with a dazed expression.But soon, he became more and more proficient.He opened WeChat and found his friend's address book.

In the empty address book, there is only Lianxi now.

Ji Chen thought for a while, clicked on Lian Xi's profile picture, and zoomed in.

The square picture instantly filled the entire screen.

On the screen is a black-haired young man wearing a bachelor's cap and a bachelor's uniform. He is standing on the lawn, with a small and quaint three-story red brick building behind him.He tilted his head slightly, looked at the screen with a smile, and made a "yeah" gesture very old.The bright sun shone on the young man, but it seemed not as dazzling as the man himself, nor as warm as him.

He stared at the photo on the screen, lost in thought.However, there was still no expression on that cold and profound face.

On the other side, in the bedroom, Lian Xi was playing games and broadcasting live.

He hadn't broadcast live for several days, and there weren't many fans in the live broadcast room, only a few people were making jokes, obviously using the dumb live broadcast room as a chat room.

Another unsuspecting victory, Lian Xi looked at his record.

Well, this season has already reached 2000 points at the beginning of the season, ranking in the top [-] in the country.It seems that there is no problem with the national server this month, and I can hand in the bill to the boss.

Although he now earns millions of dollars a month and has millions of savings on hand, Lian Xi never thought of letting go of the 8000 yuan national service order from his boss.

A fly leg is also a leg, not to mention that it costs 8000 yuan. This fly leg is extremely thick, and you can't miss a penny!

Just as he was thinking, suddenly, Lian Xi's gaze paused, and he looked towards his room door in astonishment.I saw two dots of golden light slowly drifting in from the door, drifting into his body little by little!

Lian Xi: "???"

What am I doing again?

I did nothing!Mr. Xi, why did you give the golden light again?

Heiwuchang's mind is harder to guess than a woman's!

***

Just catch up on sleep during the day, broadcast live at night, and catch ghosts in the middle of the night.

Three days passed, and the ghost messengers in Sucheng returned to their normal life rhythm.

Before the live broadcast that night, Lian Xi opened the certificate of impermanence, looked at the performance rankings for the month, and sighed helplessly.

Monthly performance ranking list (Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai regions)——

No.1, Guichai in Sioux City, Suzhou Province, with a performance of 51223 points.

No.2, Wenzhou Guichai, Zhejiang Province, with a performance of 18874 points.

No.3, Shanghai ghost messenger...

Look at Wenzhou!

In three days, the performance rose by [-] points!

Lian Xi suddenly felt nervous about being chased.

I was thinking about what special performance-saving skills Wenzhou Guichai had, when the doorbell rang.Lian Xi walked towards the door.When passing by Heiwuchang's room, he saw Mr. Xie was no longer sitting upright like the first day, and was now lying on the bed playing with his mobile phone.

Withdrawing his gaze, Lian Xi walked to the door and looked at Maoyan.

He opened the door: "Xiao Liu? What's the matter?"

Standing outside the door was the real estate agent Xiao Liu.

I saw this short-haired girl holding a box of mooncakes and said with a smile: "It's all right, Mr. Lian, the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon. Our company has sent out a lot of mooncakes, some of which are for old customers. You brought it."

Lian Xi was slightly stunned, looking down at the moon cake box in the little girl's hand.

It's normal for intermediary companies to give holiday gifts to old clients, but those are all big clients who rent luxury houses and want to buy houses.For small tenants like Lian Xi and Ji Chen, the intermediary company will not take care of them at all.This box of mooncakes was probably delivered by Xiao Liu after he specially applied for an extra copy.

Lian Ximo was silent, and accepted the mooncakes: "Thank you. Hey, a friend sent me some specialties from the country before. Would you like to take some away, anyway, we can't eat them. I just went into the house for a drink. "

"no, I'm fine."

"It's okay, come in."

Xiao Liu entered the house.

Lian Xi went into the kitchen, packed some local eggs in plastic bags, and vegetables grown by Uncle Li himself, and handed them to Xiao Liu.

"It was given by my old neighbor. After demolishing his house, he went back to his hometown to build a house. He grew these by himself and they are delicious."

"Green vegetables, thank you very much, Mr. Lian."

Lian Xi whispered in his heart: I thank you.

Xiao Liu: "By the way, wasn't Mr. Su involved in a murder case before, and that case seems to be solved now. Isn't Mr. Su at home?"

"He has something to do when he goes back to his hometown." Lian Xi asked, "The case is solved?"

Xiao Liu smiled and said: "Yes, it seems that the police checked the surveillance video for a long time and found a suspect who had appeared at the scene of the crime. Then they found the suspect's home based on the video along the way. You said it was a coincidence, that The suspect is an old man. When the police broke into the door, he actually suffered a stroke and fell on the ground for a few days. The police still saved his life."

Lian Xi showed a surprised expression: "Is there such a thing?"

Xiao Liu nodded: "Yes, I heard from our colleagues in the store that he has a nephew who works in the police station. He said that the police searched the old man's house. Guess what? The old man actually hid several doll ceramics in his house. The statue is very similar to the one where the victim hid the corpse! The police also found the blood of the murdered female college student in the old man's house. It is estimated that the investigation results of the case will be announced in two days." Xiao Liu sighed: "Oh, no Thinking that it was an old man picking up garbage who killed someone, that girl is so pitiful."

After sending Xiao Liu away, Lian Xi searched the Internet for Sun Yan's murder case.Sure enough, although the police have not announced the details of the case investigation, many locals in Sioux City have already said on the Internet that the police have caught the murderer, and some people took a video of the police carrying the "stroke" old man into the ambulance.

Surveillance video?Doll figurines?And blood DNA?

The effect of this Mengpo soup is really miraculous.

On the other side, the Sioux City Public Security Bureau.

The case has made great progress, the evidence is conclusive, and it is estimated that the case will be finalized tomorrow. All the criminal police are very excited and full of fighting spirit.

The criminal policeman entered the tea room with a thermos cup. He was humming a ditty happily. When he looked up, he saw his master sitting in the office, looking down at the thick file, frowning, not knowing what he was thinking.

The criminal policeman walked over and knocked on the door: "Master, what are you doing? Why do you look unhappy. You have caught the prisoner, are you unhappy?"

"Happy, why aren't you happy." Deputy Captain Wu sat behind his desk. Hearing this, he leaned back against the back of his chair and tapped his fingers rhythmically on the table: "But you said, we watched the surveillance video before. Dozens of times, dozens of times, the old man has never been found. Why did Lianxi come out and provide eyewitness testimony, and we saw it."

The criminal policeman thought about it: "Master, do you know there is a theory?"

Vice-team Wu became interested: "What theory?"

Police officer: "When you don't know that there is a pink ball in a group of red balls, you will not notice the existence of the pink ball no matter how many times you look at it. But when someone suddenly tells you that there is a pink ball in it, you suddenly You will see it, and even feel that it is particularly obtrusive, and it was impossible not to notice it before."

Deputy Team Wu: "Ah? And this theory, what kind of theory is this?"

The criminal policeman chuckled: "Joe's theorem."

Deputy Team Wu: "..."

"Get out of your way, Qiao Yuxuan, you're playing on your father's head!"

"Hahahaha, master, you just laughed."

***

The live broadcast contract signed by Lian Xi and the Gem Guild was specially approved by Xu Lang, and the conditions were very loose.

There are 200 hours of live broadcasts per month, and there is no requirement for a minimum gift amount. In this way, you can get a basic salary of 1 yuan per month.This contract is like a pie in the sky for all anchors. The basic salary is not high, but the work they require is not much.But that's it, even Xi felt that the length of his live broadcast this month was dangerous.

Seizing the opportunity, Hang Chi Hang Chi broadcast live for another night.

At twelve o'clock in the morning, Lian Xi was broadcasting, and he was about to go out with Ji Chen to catch ghosts, when suddenly, his cell phone rang.

Looking at the name flashing on the phone screen, Lian Xi felt guilty for a while.He picked up the phone.

On the other side of the phone, came the man's mature and steady laughter: "Liancheng, long time no see. Or just call your real name, Lianxi."

Lian Xi was silent for a moment, and said: "The length of my live broadcast was a little short before, but I will make up for it this month. And that contract is really not suitable. If you want to change it, I can cooperate."

Xu Lang froze for a moment, then smiled: "Mr. Lian, you misunderstood, I didn't call to talk about your live broadcast."

Not a live broadcast?Lian Xi: "What's that?"

Xu Lang: "It's like this. I told you before that although I invest in live broadcasting and my main business is live broadcasting, my family is in the entertainment industry. Recently, an artist in my company had an accident. So I thought of you..."

It has to be said that apart from his businessman nature of eating human bones, Xu Lang has a good way of speaking and doing things.He didn't take Lian Xi seriously before, so he treated him with arrogance and contempt.But now he regards Lian Xi as an important contact person, and immediately his attitude has turned 180°, which makes people feel like a spring breeze, and Lian Xi can't be wrong at all.

An artist accident?

Lian Xi frowned and recalled.

It seems that Xu Lang once said that his family is in the entertainment business, and the live broadcast is only his own business.

Lian Xi said lightly, "I'm sorry, I don't quite understand what you're talking about."

Xu Lang spoke softly: "I don't ask for your help for free, but there is something in return. This artist is a popular actor highly praised by my company, and I value him very much. I have sought out many masters but have not seen the way. That's why I thought of bothering you. "

Lian Xi thought for a while: "Is he in Sucheng?" Xu Lang talked about this, if he was in Sucheng, Lian Xi didn't mind going to have a look, maybe he could gain some achievements.

Xu Lang: "In Hengdian, he was filming a movie when the accident happened."

Hengdian?That's in Zhejiang Province, it seems quite far away.

Lian Xi shook his head and said, "Sorry, I can't help you."

Xu Lang: "Is Mr. Lian really unwilling to make a move?"

Lian Xi: "Sorry, it's not very convenient." Going back and forth to Zhejiang Province will waste at least a whole day, and there may be no ghosts at all.And that's someone else's performance, Lian Xi can't even catch his own performance, so there's no need to go so far away to steal the performance.

Well, if you want to steal, you also steal from the neighbor.

On the expressway from Sioux City to Zhejiang Province, in the dark night, a black Mercedes-Benz was driving fast, fast.

In the quiet carriage, Xu Lang sighed when Lian Xi refused directly and resolutely: "Okay, thank you then, sorry for the trouble."

He hung up the phone, and the assistant who was driving in the driver's seat raised his head, looked at him through the rearview mirror, and asked curiously, "Brother Xu, who did you call just now? Is it an important person?" It's rare to see Xu Lang so respectful.

Xu Lang is a rich second generation. His family runs an entertainment company, a big company that everyone knows by name.

The assistant has always been clear that, as a leader, investing in the live streaming guild, including signing some anchors, is nothing to him.

The family company Xu Lang didn't want to inherit, and couldn't. He still had three older brothers.So he took a fancy to the emerging live broadcast industry, thinking that he could make a fortune in it and make a career out of it.In fact, relying on his background and family support, he also invested in a well-known gem guild in the live broadcast industry.

Xu Lang's tone was helpless: "A little anchor."

The assistant stared straight: "The little anchor is so arrogant? You asked him to help him, but he refused?"

Xu Lang glanced at him: "He is not an ordinary anchor, he has real skills. He was the one who solved the Mao Maojiang incident last time."

The assistant asked strangely: "Brother Xu, didn't you solve it? Mao Maojiang has been entangled with Hydrogen and refused to break up. Hydrogen used you as an excuse, saying that you forced him to break up. In the end, Mao Maojiang committed suicide. But you have a lot of adults, not only I didn’t blame Hydrogen, but gave Mao Maojiang’s parents a lot of money, and made Hydrogen a top-line anchor.”

Xu Lang himself was amused by him: "You are very good at flattering me."

The assistant smiled.

It is true that Xu Lang gave Mao Maojiang's parents a large sum of money, but the money was not a comfort fee for the loss of their daughter, but a bribe for them to prove that Mao Maojiang's suicide was due to Internet violence by netizens , not entirely because of hydrogen.Mao Maojiang's parents were already very angry with this daughter who stole tuition fees to reward the anchor and dropped out of school for half a year. After receiving the money, they started talking nonsense. This is also one of the important reasons why online speech is manipulated by Xu Lang.

Xu Lang had seen so many women in the entertainment industry, but this was the first time he had seen such a woman in love.Those female stars in the entertainment industry are all very ambitious, able to take it in and let it go, and they will never be swayed by a man.As for this cat hair sauce, she is not interested in anything else, she just likes hydrogen, so much that she ignores everything and insists on being with him.

Are you blind? I don’t know what’s so good about hydrogen.

Assistant: "Anyway, it took you a lot of effort to solve the matter of hydrogen and cat hair sauce. But I heard that hydrogen recently got together with a female fan again, and talked about a girlfriend again, but this time the other party Seems like a really rich woman."

Xu Lang frowned: "Where did you hear that?"

Assistant: "A big fan in his live broadcast room told me." The assistant is in charge of contacting the anchor's fan group.

Xu Lang: "Tsk."

This hydrogen is really troublesome, disobedient, so many women in the world have to get together with fans.Even if you're not a fan, but dating a fan, it's easy to cause a lot of trouble.Xu Lang pondered for a moment, and began to think about how to terminate the contract with Hydrogen and throw him away.

The assistant carefully observed Xu Lang's face: "Brother Xu, what's wrong with you, are you unhappy?"

Xu Lang gave him a gouged look: "Okay, let's drive your car."

"Oh."

***

After hanging up Xu Lang's call, Lian Xi walked into his colleague's room and knocked on the door.

The colleague lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone raised his head.

Lian Xi: "It's time to go out and catch ghosts."

Ji Chen: "...Oh."

1 minute later.

Lian Xi: "..."

Lian Xi: "I said, it's time to go out and catch ghosts."

Jichen: "Wait another five minutes."

Lian Xi: "???"

If you are not active in catching ghosts, you have a problem with your thinking!

Finally, 10 minutes later, the cold-faced Su Cheng Heiwuchang turned off his cell phone, and went out with a stinking face.

Lian Xi couldn't help asking: "What are you playing?"

Ji Chen took a breath, glanced at Lian Xi indifferently, and said calmly, "It's nothing."

Lian Xi: "..."

There must be something!

Gotta get a chance to figure out what the hell you're doing.

There were not many ghosts in Sioux City tonight, and Lian Xi and his wife searched for two hours before catching five ghosts and earning 400 points.Look at the Wenzhou ghost messenger...

The total performance of the month is 20988 points!

Lian Xi: "..."

This is really someone else's child!

Lian Xi: "You said how the Wenzhou ghost police catch ghosts? Why do we catch 400 and others directly catch 2000?"

Ji Chen frowned slightly, and was about to speak when Lian Xi's cell phone rang.

He took it out to have a look, with a surprised expression on his face, and connected the phone: "Little devil... Cough, Tang Zi, what's the matter?"

On the other side of the phone, there was a hurried voice from Wuxi's little devil: "Lianxi, can you help me, please. My colleague, Wuxi Heiwuchang, she is missing!"