Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Originally, Lian Xi planned to cook a few dishes for lunch, but after hanging up Xu Lang's call, he suddenly felt a sense of urgency.

This sense of urgency is even more stressful after seeing the long list of participating anchors sent by Xu Lang——

Qilin, Nine Songs, Sky-Changing Monkey...

Xu Lang unexpectedly invited so many Zhuge Liang anchors of the national uniform!

"Let's have noodles at noon." Putting down the phone, Lian Xi looked stern and spoke solemnly.

Jichen: "?"

Lian Xi: "I have something to do this afternoon." He hasn't played Zhuge Liang for a long time, so he has to find his hand quickly, and the game will start in two days!

Jichen: "Oh."

Randomly order two bowls of noodles, this is a wonderful lunch for Sioux City Guichai.

After Lian Xi ate the noodles, he hurriedly put the bowls and chopsticks into the kitchen, and strode back to the room.His speed was so fast that Lian Xi had already entered the room just as Ji Chen had eaten two bites.

Su Cheng Hei Wuchang snorted softly, looked down at the bowl of clear noodles with little water in front of him, and seemed dissatisfied.

He should also be dissatisfied. Compared with the big meal that the little vixen invited last night, this side is simply fooling people.Hei Wuchang sulked and ate noodles silently.He just took a bite, when suddenly, there was a clear and loud child's voice in the room——

"TIMI!"

Jichen's hand holding the chopsticks stopped in the air.

1 minute later.

Lian Xi prepared a soft hand pad, adjusted the height of the back of the chair, and put the water glass on the table.He entered the game and was just about to click into a qualifying match when suddenly he caught a glimpse of a person out of the corner of his eye, he looked up, and then...

Lian Xi: "?!"

Ji Chen, who was standing at the door of the room, folded his arms and looked down at him.

Being caught playing a game, Lian Xi coughed twice: "Why are you here, have you finished eating noodles?"

He didn't answer, but asked, "What are you doing?"

Lian Xi silently stretched out his hand to cover his phone screen: "Something's wrong..." I didn't fool you with a bowl of noodles just to play games, you listen to my explanation!

"Oh."

A few seconds later, Hei Wuchang brought his face over, pulled up a chair and sat behind Lian Xi.

Lian Xi: "???"

Ji Chen: "Continue."

Lian Xi: "What?"

"Go on."

"Oh……"

There must be something wrong with my colleague!

Lian Xi murmured in his heart, he still didn't rest in his hands, and started a qualifying match directly.The room was peaceful and silent, only the background sound of the game was playing impassionedly.However, Lian Xi only felt like a light on his back, and sitting behind him was a big guy who was eating noodles and staring at him playing games. Lian Xi felt nervous when playing games for the first time.

One didn't pay attention, he was distracted, and when he realized it, his teammates had already chosen the mage.

Lian Xi frowned.

In Glory of Kings, Zhuge Liang is a mid-lane mage, and it is difficult for him to choose another mage when there are already mages in the team.

Lian Xi is on the fifth floor and needs to be filled.There is still one top laner in the team.

With a sigh, Lian Xi chose the hero Ma Chao.

"You don't need to identify me, just identify my gun!"

Hearing his voice before seeing him, the handsome opening words sounded in the quiet room, and with a sharp golden gun light, a handsome general in armor appeared on the screen of the mobile phone.

ah.Su Cheng Hei Wuchang paused while eating noodles.Then, he narrowed his eyes and stared dangerously at the white-faced general who appeared on Lian Xi's phone.

stare!

Lian Xi: "..."

I'm sorry I shouldn't have fooled you with a bowl of noodles just to play a game!

……

Lian Xi, who originally thought that his colleague was angry at him for playing the game, gave him a deadly look, gradually, he smelled something wrong.

Heiwuchang eats silently, except for the extremely terrifying aura and oppressive feeling, he doesn't seem to be in the room.

However, once Lian Xi made some beautiful maneuvers, or took a double kill and triple kill, Hei Wuchang would accidentally make a sound.For example, chopsticks hit the wall of the bowl, such as eating noodles and suddenly stopped halfway through.

What do you mean?

Lian Xi became suspicious.

After 15 minutes, the game ended smoothly.

MVP, of course!

After winning the MVP, Lian Xi started a new game very calmly.This time, he was used to his colleagues looking behind his back, ignoring Mr. Xi's murderous look, and told his teammates as soon as he entered the game: [I play in the middle lane. 】

Successfully got the desired Zhuge Liang, Lian Xi moved his fingers, his eyes gradually became serious.

The hero Zhuge Liang is no more difficult than the horse he played in the last game, but he hasn't played Zhuge Liang for a long time, so he has to find out how to play.

As soon as they entered the game, teammates exclaimed when they saw Lianxi's national uniform logo.

[I see through, Zhuge Liang in the national uniform! 】

[Already lying down, Zhuge Liang will fly! 】

Lian Xi didn't say a word, thought for a while, and sent a quick voice: "I will carry you!"

[Big Brother 666666. 】

"What is the national uniform?"

A man's calm and indifferent voice suddenly came from behind, and Lian Xi shook his hands in fright.Looking back at his colleague, Lian Xi turned his head to look at the mobile phone screen again, and continued to manipulate the game characters: "This game is called Glory of Kings. There are more than 100 heroes in total. After each hero wins, the hero's point ranking can be increased. Points rank the whole country The top ten will get the title of 'National Service'. National Service Zhuge Liang is the top ten Zhuge Liang in the country."

"You are the national uniform Zhuge Liang?"

"Yeah." By the way, I am Ma Chao and Sun Shangxiang in the national uniform.Lian Xi added silently in his heart.

After all, it's been a long time since I played, and Lian Xi's hand feeling is a little bit worse. When the game ended, he actually died three times.

Looks like he's regaining his touch.

Just as he was thinking, there was a crisp clicking sound beside him.Lian Xi was taken aback, then turned his head to look: "...don't you put the bowl in the kitchen?"

"Oh."

Hei Wuchang finally left with the bowl in hand!

After sending off his colleagues, Lian Xi continued to play a new game.He was moving his wrist when a familiar sound of footsteps came from outside the door.Immediately afterwards, the handsome and tall figure of my colleague appeared at the door again.Hei Wuchang looked calm, walked back very naturally, pulled out the chair, and continued to sit down.

Sensing Lian Xi's shocked gaze, Jin Chen slightly raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter?"

Lian Xi: "No..." No, why are you back again!

Ji Chen: "Then you continue to play the game."

"Oh……"

Anyone who is watched playing games will always be more nervous.Even Xi is no exception.Especially this person is still black and impermanent.

After playing two games, it seemed that Xi had no intention of leaving.Lian Xi's doubts grew bigger and bigger, and finally, another round ended, and in the last team battle, Hei Wuchang suddenly said: "Why did you take such a big step all of a sudden?"

"I brought Blink."

"flash?"

"Well, hero skills, you will have them at level 13."

"Oh, like this."

At this moment, the game is over.

Lian Xi turned his head slowly and looked at his colleague, while Ji Chen also looked at him calmly.

The four eyes met, and the two stared at each other.

Why do my colleagues always secretly play with a mobile phone without showing others what they are playing after they have a mobile phone?Why do colleagues suddenly not care about performance after having a mobile phone, and they know about mobile phones all day long?

Suddenly, it seemed like it had all the answers!

After a long silence, Lian Xi asked tentatively, "Want to play a game together?"

Ji Chen looked at him without changing his expression: "Huh?"

Lian Xi: "Double row, that is, the two of us qualify together. I have a trumpet, and I can lead the flight without inscriptions in the ranks below Xingyao. If there is no accident, I will win."

"Oh."

I saw Jichen took out his mobile phone from his pocket without blushing and panting, opened it, and then...

"TIMI!"

Lian Xi: "..."

Gouzi, you have changed!You are no longer the black impermanence of Sioux City who is dedicated to performance!

……

Sucheng Guicha is addicted to games and does not do business.

This time I played until seven o'clock in the evening.Lian Xi brought President Xi from Bronze Three to Platinum rank!

Every time the two of them won a game, a golden light floated unsteadily from President Xie's body and flew into Lian Xi's palm.If Mr. Xi accidentally killed two more people, a bunch of golden light would come out with a splash.

Lian Xi suddenly felt very tired.

I used to think that the golden light was very rare, and each one was extremely precious.Now that inflation is rising, a golden light flies over, and Lian Xi doesn't even bother to move his eyelids.

one?Who should I send?

Not worth the money anymore!

"You're good at this." Another game started, and Ji Chen pointed at the young general on the screen of Lian Xi's phone.

Lian Xi was stunned: "Do you like Ma Chao?"

"He has killed me many times." Jichen narrowed his eyes.

Lian Xi immediately understood: Who makes you always like to play heroes like Daji, Angela, and Luban? Ma Chao can kill ten of them, just like killing pigs.

Lian Xi: "I'm going to broadcast live after this round. I'll charge you some money later, so you can buy some heroes and skins."

Another unsuspecting crushing victory, Lian Xi closed the game and directly charged 5000 yuan to Xichen's account.

"This thing is called coupons, and you can buy things. You go to the game store and buy whatever you want. It should be enough. If it's not enough, you can tell me, and I'll give you some more."

"Ma Chao?"

Lian Xi: "...You can also buy it, but I don't recommend you to play him. I'll recommend you a hero."

Lian Xi took Jichen's mobile phone, clicked into the mall, and soon found a cute little girl with pink hair and antlers.Without hesitation, click to buy directly, and buy the skin together by the way.

Jichen: "?"

Lian Xi looked serious: "This hero is called Yao, and he is very strong. Don't ask, he is the strongest, and he is very suitable for you."

Ji Chen: "... oh."

Lian Xi: "You can study it yourself."

Leaving his colleagues at home to study the gameplay of the strongest hero Yao, Lian Xi took a coat and went downstairs to the convenience store to buy something.

There was still half an hour before his live broadcast time, and he was going to buy some Coke to drink during the live broadcast.

At night, the bus slowly stopped on the platform, and several tired-looking office workers got off the bus carrying their bags and walked towards the community.Lian Xi also came out of the convenience store carrying a plastic bag.

The sound of traffic passing by rushed past my ears, Lian Xi looked down with a plastic bag in one hand and a mobile phone in the other.

His colleagues also learned to take screenshots.

[Why can't I press this big move. 】

Lian Xi replied by typing: [Because you need teammates to use this big move, and there are no teammates in the training camp, so you can't use it. 】

[She is strong? 】

Yao?

Lian Xi's expression was solemn: [Very strong, wait for me to download the broadcast tonight, and I will play two games with you and you will know. 】

Putting down his phone, Lian Xi walked to the gate of the community under cover of night.He was about to turn a corner and enter, when suddenly, he stopped and turned to look at the other side of the community gate.After observing for a few seconds, Lian Xi walked over: "Uncle Li?"

Carrying two big snakeskin bags, the middle-aged man who was hesitating left and right at the entrance of the community heard the voice, stopped and turned his head.Many expressions flashed across his face, and finally Uncle Li put down the two snakeskin bags, smiled and nodded: "Hey, Xiao Lian, it's you."

The person standing at the gate of the community was Lian Xi's old neighbor, Uncle Li.

Lian Xi was very surprised, nodded and said: "This is my neighborhood, I just went shopping and came back. Uncle Li, why are you here?"

Uncle Li smiled honestly: "Of course I know this is where you live, that's how it is, I took a ride from my hometown to the city today to see my son, it doesn't happen that my fellow lives near your community, so I will let him Just stop here for me. I brought you something, all of which are corn grown at home, sticky corn, it's delicious."

Uncle Li had asked Lian Xi for his contact address before, and sent him home-grown vegetables once, so it's not surprising that he appeared here.

However, Lian Xi smiled helplessly: "Why don't you let me know on WeChat in advance when you come to see me."

While speaking, Lian Xi picked up the two big snakeskin bags that Uncle Li had put on the ground.

Uncle Li: "Hey, I'll just recite it!"

Lian Xi: "It's okay, I'm young. Come to my house and have something to eat before leaving. Have you had dinner yet?"

Uncle Li grabbed his pants: "Not yet."

Lian Xi smiled and said, "Then come with me."