Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

The voice of the watchman in the guard's apron fell, and he slammed the gong in his hand.There was only a clear and sharp sound, and a dark cloud filled the sky and covered the sky. The figure of the watchman was swallowed by the surging cloud, and disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

Lian Xi and Jin Chen narrowed their eyes, vigilant about their surroundings.

This watchman is obviously powerful, probably no less than that scruffy black-toothed old man back then!

And compared to the old man with black teeth, his attack method is more treacherous.Yin Qi permeates everywhere, where there is Yin Qi, watchmen can appear there.Lian Xi suddenly heard a sound of breaking wind beside his left ear, his heart tightened, and he quickly lowered his head.A small drumstick flew past his ear, and a trace of wind broke through his hair.

Boom boom boom!

The watchman rang the gong, appearing like ghosts and ghosts, constantly appearing in any position where the yin energy is.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen had never seen such a strange ability, they could only keep dodging, quite embarrassed.

"The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of fire candles!"

A piercing male voice sounded, followed by a gong reflecting the moonlight.Ji Chen lowered his head to avoid the blow, a powerful and terrifying Yin Qi came with the gong, and Ji Chen stepped back three steps.Although he didn't know what would happen to him if he was hit by these yin qi, there should be no good things.

"Hey hey, don't fight trapped beasts. Now the ghosts in the world, don't they cry when they don't see the coffin?"

Ridiculous and sharp laughter echoed on the empty road, Lian Xi stood firm, his face darkened, and he took the bronze bell off his wrist for the first time.At the same time, Jichen lost his patience.Anyone who is attacked by others in such a weird way and does not know where to fight back will feel impatient.

Su Cheng Hei Wu Chang held a bell in one hand; flipped his left hand, a golden album was suspended in his palm, and with a move of his right hand, a white jade seal flew in the air.

The watchman seemed surprised, he looked at Jichen, and said in surprise: "You actually have two magic weapons of impermanence?"

He actually knows about impermanence? !This thought quickly flashed through Lian Xi's mind, it seemed that this watchman was really not simple.Lian Xi quickly said to his colleagues: "Attack him together!" He didn't know how many tricks the watchman was hiding, but all in all, this might be a more terrifying opponent than the old man with black teeth, so he must not be careless.

Ji Chen also looked solemn, he nodded slightly, and the two looked at each other, and without words, they moved left and right in tacit understanding, and attacked.

"Boom!"

The sound of the gong sounded, and the watchman turned into Yin Qi again and disappeared in place.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen rushed to nothing, and they turned their heads together.Before he could open his mouth, he saw a stream of black Yin Qi gradually transforming into a human form.The watchman laughed loudly: "This inferior certificate of impermanence actually gave you two magic weapons. It seems that you are a very good seedling. After saving enough achievements in Yangjian and returning to the underworld, Mrs. Meng Poshen always cherishes talents and may reuse them. You, I will give you a promotion and prevent you from being reincarnated. But even if you have two inferior magical artifacts, you will never have this chance again!"

Inferior magic weapon?The golden album and the white jade seal trembled in the air, full of anger.

Originally, Lian Xi looked solemn, it was the first time he encountered such a vicious ghost with frequent tricks like the watchman, and he didn't know how to deal with it.But after hearing this, he keenly sensed something wrong.

A magic weapon given by inferior impermanence?

Perhaps the two magic tools of Jichen were both certified by impermanence, but his bronze bell is definitely not, it was born with him!

The watchman put away the gong, he grinned sinisterly, turned his palm over, and suddenly took out a thin white bound book.

Seeing this book, Lian Xi and Ji Chen were stunned.

The watchman: "Do you know what this is?" Before the two could respond, the watchman laughed and said, "This is the real proof of impermanence, the proof of white impermanence that governs the entire Jiangnan Road! It turns out that your reliance is a ghost messenger." You have two magic weapons, so you dare to be so rampant."

Lian Xi's eyes tightened: the real proof of impermanence?Jiangnan Road?

No... wait, relying on magical artifacts?

Lian Xi and Ji Chen looked at the white bound book in the hands of the watchman, and they felt a strange feeling in their hearts.

At this moment, I saw the watchman flipping open the Baiwuchang certificate in his hand, and then pointing, muttering words——

"Jiangnan Daobai Impermanence Edict, Ban Sucheng Ghost Emissary Impermanence Certificate!"

"seal up!"

Following this cold shout, a black light beam flew out from the impermanence certificate in the watchman's hand, split into two strands, and flew towards Lian Xi and Qiao Chen respectively.The two took out their proofs of impermanence, only to see this black light tightly entangled their proofs of impermanence.Lian Xi tried to open the certificate of impermanence, but found that the certificate of impermanence seemed to be stuck with glue and could not be turned at all.

The watchman sneered and said: "The certificate of impermanence is sealed, and it only takes a moment for the magic weapon it bestows on you to be included in the certificate. You'd better catch it without your hands."

Lian Xi: "..."

Ji Chen: "..."

After half a minute.

Watchman: "..."

Gritting his teeth, the watchman pointed out the Impermanence Certificate again: "Jiangnan Daobai's Impermanence Edict, ban the Sucheng Ghost Emissary's Impermanence Certificate, seal it!"

The black energy entangled in Lian Xi and Ji Chen's impermanence certificate became more intense, and they let out a vicious whistling sound.However, even the bronze bell in Xi's hand didn't respond at all, and the golden album and white jade seal flying in the air beside Jichen didn't move at all, and there was no intention of being taken back into the certificate of impermanence at all.

Watchman: "..."

Unexpectedly, Lian Chen's two magic weapons were not taken away by the impermanence certificate, and Lian Xi glanced at him.Then, he turned his head to look at the watchman standing not far away, the corners of his mouth curled up.It seems that this watchman is not as powerful as he imagined.

"on!"

The two no longer did it themselves, but one rang the bell, and the other stood still.

Without their movement, the bronze bell, the white jade seal and the golden album roared and charged forward, as if the watchman had been upset for a long time, and the three magic weapons moved together.The watchman kept beating the gong, hiding himself in the yin, unpredictable.But the three instruments can always find the yin energy of his incarnation in the first time, and it is a fat beating to rush directly.

"Ouch!"

"Ouch, whoops!"

"Surrender, surrender, surrender! The hero, spare your life!"

"Come back." Lian Xi raised his hand to recall the bell.The bronze bell was still a little unhappy, it flew randomly in the air twice, and then obediently returned to Lian Xi's hand.

One look at the bronze bell gone, revealing a gap.As soon as the watchman rolled his eyes, he turned into a cloud and wanted to run away.The white jade seal swished past, blocking his way.The white jade seal was aimed at the gate of the watchman's life, and it was covered with force.However, the six golden characters stamped on the back of the watchman's forehead, but there was no reaction at all.

The golden album followed at this moment, unfolding with a clatter.The ten thousand zhang golden light shrouded the yin energy of the watchman's incarnation. He was like the monster caught by the mirror in "Journey to the West", suddenly showing his original shape and collapsing to the ground.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen walked over.

The watchman: "The hero, spare your life, the hero, spare your life!"

A golden album was enough to deal with him, and Ji Chen took back the white jade seal.

Lian Xi: "Your seal seems to be useless to ghosts and dead things. It is only useful to living souls."

Looking at the spiritual beings restrained by the white jade seal, such as the living soul of Dr. Wang, such as the old man with black teeth and his corpse worm.That's not exactly dead stuff.But the golden album seems to be the opposite, it can't do anything to the living things, but it has miraculous effects on the dead things.

Jichen glanced at the white jade seal and nodded slightly.

Not continuing on this topic, the two turned their heads together and looked at the weird watchman imprisoned by the golden light.

Lian Xi's eyes moved slightly, he squatted down calmly, and his voice was calm: "Are you a ghost?"

The watchman was silent and said nothing.

Lian Xi: "Huh?"

Now that he had been caught and defeated, the watchman no longer held on tightly.He gritted his teeth and said, "Yes, I'm a ghost messenger."

Lian Xi: "What is Jiangnan Road?"

The watchman looked up at him, slightly surprised: "You don't even know about Jiangnan Road?"

Lian Xi didn't change his face, and didn't reveal a trace of emotion.

The watchman looked at them: "You are still a living person, so you must not have been appointed by the underworld to serve as a ghost messenger in Sucheng. When you took over Bai Wuchang, didn't your previous Bai Wuchang tell you about it?" Looking at Jichen again, "You don't seem to be a living person, but you don't look like a complete ghost, you are more like a monster."

Jichen raised his eyebrows lightly, and a golden light pierced out of the golden album.

Who are you calling a monster!

The watchman screamed.

The watchman was miserable, and he was terrified. He just hadn't been to Yangjian for more than 100 years. How come the low-level ghosts in Yangjian are so powerful now.Dare not to hide any more at the moment, the watchman said honestly: "Most of the ghost messengers are appointed by the underworld. They are ghosts with meritorious virtues during their lifetime. Because reincarnation in the underworld often has to wait in line for decades. Since it is necessary to waste several In ten years, it is better to send these virtuous ghosts to the underworld to serve as low-level ghost messengers. First, it can prevent the flood of lonely souls and wild ghosts in the underworld, and second, it can allow them to accumulate performance. You can cast a good tire, and you can jump in line without queuing.”

After a pause, the watchman continued: "But there are exceptions to everything. Like you," he looked at Lian Xi, "mortals are usually appointed directly by the previous ghost officer. But I don't know, Why did Bai Wuchang, your predecessor Su Cheng, give the ghost certificate to you, and didn't introduce the situation to you? It stands to reason that everyone knows."

As soon as he said that, Lian Xi understood.

First of all, you always come from the underworld, and you can be regarded as a civil servant with good roots.But if he always loses his memory, he will become a waste, unable to provide any information about the underworld.

Secondly, Bai Wuchang, Lian Xi, was randomly picked by the minister.The former Su Cheng Bai Wuchang may have known about these things, but he had no time to say anything, and died at the hands of the old man with black teeth, and the underworld still didn't know anything.

In the end, the two ghost messengers in Wuxi, Hu Xiaoli and Tang Zi, probably knew about this.But even Xi and Jichen didn't ask anything, so they didn't say anything.Just like if you don't ask, who will take the initiative to tell you that the earth revolves around the sun? This is common sense.

The watchman explained: "In ancient times, the underworld divided Yangjian into nine avenues, and this area belonged to Jiangnan Dao. But then you mortals always fought, and the territory belonging to China expanded and shrank for a while. In the end, we simply followed your Yangjian. I am the real Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang, and the area I belong to is the Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai area you call. All the lonely ghosts here are under my control. And you low-level ghosts Difference……"

The golden album quivered menacingly.

The watchman stared blankly in fright, recalling the pain of his soul being burned by the golden light just now, he hastily changed his words: "Part-time ghost messengers! Yes, all of you part-time ghost messengers in the world are under my jurisdiction. Your performance is actually all Serving me. The underworld actually doesn’t value you ghosts at all. They just give you a little sweetness and make you work hard. This has nothing to do with me. I was transferred to Jiangnan Road 50 years ago as Bai Wuchang, and it doesn’t matter. My business is arranged by the underworld!"

Now, Lian Xi completely understood.

Hu Xiaoli has said more than once that the underworld doesn't pay much attention to ghost messengers like them, and only treats them as social animals.What the underworld wants to do is mandatory. For example, Wuxi Heiwuchang didn't want to be reincarnated when she took office. She still wants to stay in Heiwuchang for a while and stay in the world to continue studying mathematics.But the underworld assigns new impermanence to come up, then you have to go if you want to, and you have to go if you don’t want to.If you are asked to reincarnate, you must reincarnate, there is no need to discuss.

At the same time, these ghost messengers want the underworld to do something, and the underworld is called pushing three and blocking four.For example, Mr. Xi reported countless times about Wenzhou ghosts cheating, but the underworld didn't respond, as if they didn't hear it at all.Another example is that the previous Sioux Cheng Bai Wuchang was killed by the old man with black teeth right after he took office, and the underworld didn't take it seriously.

Lian Xi believes that the previous Sioux Cheng Hei Wuchang must have reported to the underworld countless times that Su Cheng Bai Wuchang did not take office, but this matter was not resolved until he reincarnated.

Now, everything has an answer.

Not to mention that they don't have the formal establishment of the underworld, they are not really ghosts at all!

The real ghost messenger is someone like Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang.A casual word can seal their proof of impermanence, and even seal their magic weapon.They are just spare tires!

Lian Xi curled his lips: The hell is really deceiving people.

"Tsk, not only is the corpse a vegetarian meal, but it's also so rotten!" The minister sneered and looked at the watchman: "Who is in charge of the underworld?"

The watchman said in a daze, "Probably Yama of the Ten Palaces?"

Ji Chen: "It's useless, it should be thrown into the [-]th floor of hell!"

With a bang, thunder suddenly exploded in the sky.

There was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and all three of them were taken aback.

The watchman was terrified, and hurriedly said: "That's Lord Yama of the Tenth Palace, don't call him by his name directly, let alone arrange it at will! Be careful, be careful!"

Even Xi was taken aback by this thunder. He reminded his colleagues: "Yan Luo Wang is still powerful. Anyone who picks it up can kill this watchman." After thinking about it, he explained in a way that the other party could understand: " For example, the watchman is Yao, and the ten Yama kings are Ma Chao."

Jichen's eyes flashed: "...that's really quite powerful."

This time, President Xi shut up, not daring to speak nonsense again.He has never seen King Yama, but he has seen the mighty Ma Chao.It's so powerful, killing him is like killing a chicken, without using a sledgehammer...

Lian Xi looked down at the watchman, no, it was Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang. "What else do you want to say?"

Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang's eyes dodged, and he said calmly: "No, that's all I want to say."

Lian Xi smiled: "Really?" He looked at his colleague: "Jianchen."

Jichen raised his eyes and glanced at the golden album.

The golden album trembled all over, and instantly, the golden light shrouded it.

The watchman: "Hey! I said I said, the hero, spare your life!"

Lian Xi stopped the golden album from continuing to torture, and looked at the watchman: "Then I'll ask, you tell me. Why did you come here?"

The watchman wanted to fool him casually, but Lian Xi seemed to see what was going on in his mind, so he called out "捩chen" again.Seeing that the golden album was about to shine another golden light, the watchman poured out everything like a bean, "I came to the underworld because something happened in the underworld, and a fight broke out! And I came to Sucheng because the Wenzhou ghosts were killed before." The police, the ghost police in Yancheng, the ghost police in Shanghai... In short, except for the ghost police in Wuxi, there are 35 cities in Jiangnan Road, and the ghost police from 33 cities complained to you together!"

The watchman complained in his heart: "Yin and yang are separated. The reason why we hire some ghost messengers like you is to reduce our burden, and secondly, it is really not easy for us to come to the world. But it may be that there are too many ghost messengers complaining about you. Well, when Yama and his lords were fighting, another small opening was made in the underworld, and I happened to be standing nearby. There was a crack and I couldn’t leave the underworld, but at this time, those ghosts happened to appear on my impermanence card The poor reported, so I followed those reports and came to you. They reported the ghosts in Sucheng, so when I arrived in Yangjian, the ghosts sent me to the vicinity of the ghosts of the two of you, and then... After that, the two good men will know."

Now the watchman can't wait to turn his head and go back to the underworld. After all, the King of Hades fights, and it has nothing to do with a kid like him.It's good now, I thought I had great luck, and I could be a king of the mountain to do my best and avoid the disasters of the underworld.As a result, within a few minutes of coming up, it became like this bear.

Eight lifetimes of bloody bad luck!

After hearing what the watchman said, Lian Xi grasped the key words: "You said there is a fight in the underworld?"

The watchman nodded: "Yes, it seems that some evil ghost Shura has escaped. I don't know what happened, I'm just a little Luoluo. Anyway, one day, the river of Wangchuan stopped suddenly. , Shidian Yanluo worked together to restore Wangchuan. But since then, they have fought. The hero, spare your life, that's all I know!"

The watchman didn't seem to understand anything, but what he said already shocked Lian Xi.

The River of Forgetfulness stopped flowing, and King Yama started a fight?

Could it be that what Su Jiao wants to say is also related to this?

For some reason, out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of her "monster" colleague who started to lower her head and swiped her phone again. Lian Xi calmed down and asked the watchman unintentionally: "When did the River of Forgetfulness stop? Repaired?"

The watchman recalled: "About five or sixty years ago. Just two days after it was broken, it was repaired by Yama of the Ten Temples."

Lian Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

However, the watchman continued: "Because the underworld is busy with official duties, there is not enough manpower, and there are too many ghosts who have to be reincarnated every day. They have to wait in line for decades or hundreds of years. This will inevitably cause chaos in the order of reincarnation. In ancient times, the master of the underworld Just cast the spell, um, it should be Yama of the ten temples cast the spell, one day in the human world, one year in the underworld. So if you change the days in the human world, the river of forgetfulness was about two months ago?"

"!" Lian Xishua turned his head to look at his colleague.

Jichen, who was about to swipe his phone, noticed his gaze, raised his head, and raised his eyebrows: What's the matter?

Lian Xi: "..."

Longevity, my colleague is very likely to be the big villain who escaped from the underworld, what should I do!