Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

From a long time ago, Lian Xi was thinking about whether the strength of his colleagues was too strong.

Su Jiao once said that ghost messengers sent by the underworld are basically ghosts.They are slightly different from other ordinary ghosts. They may have some merits in life, or they may be born with stronger strength, so they are sent to be ghost messengers, to help the underworld, and to accumulate achievements, in order to cast a good pregnancy in the next life.

According to this statement, these ghost messengers appointed from the underworld should have some strength, but they shouldn't be too strong.If it is really very powerful, why not just work as a civil servant in the underworld and come to Yangjian?It's like exile in ancient times.The underworld is the capital city, where dragons and tigers occupy the place, and the truly powerful officials are all officials in the capital;

And Zong's strength is like a firefly in the dark night, no matter how hidden it is, it can always show a distinctive light.

For example, they fought with Tang Zi, the Wuxi little devil, and they subdued Tang Zi casually.

Another example is fighting with that sloppy black-toothed old man, which is even more outrageous.It was from this that Lian Xi began to doubt the strength of his colleagues.The old man with black teeth had easily killed Bai Wuchang, the predecessor of Su Cheng, in a flash, and no one had discovered it yet.At the same time, for so many years, he has been doing evil in Sioux City, and the previous Sioux City Heiwuchang didn't realize his existence.

Although the old man with black teeth lost extremely quickly, he was really strong.But even such a black-toothed old man couldn't survive a round under Jichen's hands...

How are you so strong?

Lian Xi looked at his colleague with complicated eyes, without thinking about the fact that the old man with black teeth seemed to be unable to survive a round in his own hands.

Sensing the young man's gaze, Ji Chen thought for a moment: Are you not allowed to look at your phone?

It seems that swiping your phone is not very good at this time.

Jichen put away his phone calmly, and looked at the watchman who was lying on the ground: "You just said that you came here because someone reported it?"

The owner of the golden album is Jichen. Hearing his words, the watchman shuddered, not daring to hide it: "Yes. Originally Yin and Yang were separated, so it was difficult for me to run up from the underworld. But because of the chaos in the underworld, the big men fought and shot a double The gap between worlds reveals chaos. And in this chaos, there are many ghost messengers who reported you and led me to a path, so that I can pass through the chaos and come here smoothly."

Ji Chen: "The ghost messenger from City 33 reported us?"

The watchman nodded: "Yes!"

Ah!Jichen's voice was cold: "I also reported the Wenzhou ghost police, why didn't you punish them?"

The watchman was dumbfounded: "... huh?" Seeing that the boss was about to get angry, the watchman's back was bristling, so he dared not be negligent, and while shouting "Let me see the hero", he quickly opened his Bai Wuchang certificate.After careful research, the watchman finally found a few reports on the Wenzhou ghost police from among the overwhelming number of reports on Suzhou ghost police.

Taking a closer look, these three reports were all reported by Su Cheng Hei Wuchang alone!

Watchman: "..."

Why come to punish you, not to punish them, don't you have a B number in your heart? !

The whole world is reporting you for cheating, and you dare to sue the villain first, can you show some face!

But how could the watchman dare to say such a thing? Due to the coercion of President Xie, the watchman's expression changed, and finally he looked at death as if at home, and gritted his teeth: "In fact, this has something to do with the special nature of the Wenzhou ghost police...."

"Huh?" Lian Xi was a little surprised.

Jichen has always felt very good about himself, I take the first place for granted, you are cheating if you take my first place.But Lian Xi never thought so.He also felt that the performance of the Wenzhou ghost messenger seemed strange, but he also recognized that Jiangnan Daobai was impermanent, that is, the watchman should come to arrest himself and Mr. Xi, not the Wenzhou ghost messenger.After all, no matter how you look at it, they all look more like cheating.

But he didn't expect that the watchman actually knew something inside.

Is there really a problem with Wenzhou ghost messengers?

Even Xi came to his spirits, and Ji Chen also narrowed his eyes, and the two waited seriously for the watchman's explanation.

I saw the watchman with a bitter face and a strange tone: "This starts with my colleague. My colleague, Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang. He is better than me. He has more than 500 years of Taoism, even if he is put in the underworld for ten Among the eight ghost guards, his strength is also among the best. And Wenzhou has only one ghost guard now, and that ghost guard..." A little awkward, the watchman coughed, and after a few seconds he continued: "That ghost guard is My colleague's little husband."

Lian Xi didn't react immediately: "?"

Ji Chen asked directly: "What is the little Xianggong?"

Watchman: "It's a child prostitute! That kid was an actor before he was alive. He was thin-skinned and tender. After arriving in the underworld, my colleague took a fancy to him and took him to the room. This kid's skill is so good that he coaxed my colleague He was allowed to reincarnate, and in order to let him have a good reincarnation, he went through the back door and sent him to Wenzhou, where there were no ghosts at that time, to take up his post, and even lent him his black impermanence certificate!"

Thinking of this, the watchman felt that his colleague was really obsessed with ghosts.

It is said that ghosts can deceive people, but ghosts can also deceive ghosts!

His colleague has eight concubines in the underworld. These eight female ghosts have been with his colleagues for hundreds of years, but they have not been able to make them promise a good future.The actor had only been with him for decades, and his colleague even lent out his own black impermanence certificate.

Watchman: "Our impermanence certificate is inferior to yours... Ahem, it is not the same as your ordinary impermanence certificate. Our impermanence certificate can monitor the changes of ghosts and ghosts in the entire Jiangnan Road, and can record one hundred at the same time. The breath of a lonely ghost." Then, the watchman opened the certificate of impermanence, and he said in a low voice: "Jiangnan Daobai impermanence edict, demons and ghosts, appear!"

After the voice fell, I saw a gust of wind rising from the ground.Then, a hundred golden beams of light flew out from the white impermanence certificate in the watchman's hand and scattered in all directions.

These one hundred golden beams of light are thick and thin, most of them are as thin as hair.But there are also a few, as thick as a baby's arm!

Watchman: "And this ghost certificate is more useful than that. This is the real ghost certificate. The ghosts in the world are just cheap imitations. My ghost certificate can directly monitor the entire Jiangnan Road 35 At the same time, it also records your general information, as well as the accumulated performance after becoming a ghost messenger."

Lian Xi took a breath when he heard this, he hadn't made a decision yet, a quick wind flashed by his ears.

Jichen directly snatched the Baiwuchang certificate from the watchman.

Mr. Xi: "Your ghost certificate is not bad."

Watchman: "..."

President Xi: "Now it's mine." After a pause, he raised his eyebrows insincerely and asked, "Do you have any objections?"

The watchman wanted to cry but had no tears: "No!" He had thought of it a long time ago!

Surrounded by the golden light of the golden album, the watchman is like a frosted cabbage, dejected.

Knowing the secret behind Wenzhou Guichai's terrifying deeds, Lian Xi's confusion for the past half month finally has an answer.Although the reason was slightly different from what he had imagined, it was a bit...too simple.

He originally thought that Wenzhou Guicha might be a business prodigy, the money could be quadrupled in the hands of Wenzhou people, and the performance points could be doubled in the hands of Wenzhou Guicha.Unexpectedly, in the end, it was only because the Wenzhou ghost messenger had a good backer.

That's it?

Lian Xi shook his head, disappointed by the answer, and a little disappointed, and he couldn't help but agree with it.After all, that's what it is.

Sure enough, he would never do this kind of cheating through the back door since he was a child.Whether in the orphanage or later in the society, he was always the one who followed the rules the most.

Lian Xi: "If I also snatch the book of Black Impermanence from the Wenzhou ghost police, will there be any difference?"

Watchman: "???" Are you bandits? !

Lian Xi: "Jiangnan Dao is black and white impermanence, and the two impermanence certificates have fallen into the Yangjian. Two in one, will there be other different things?"

Watchman: "There are only these two true proofs of impermanence in the entire world. If they are gathered together, they will probably have some impact on the inferior ghost proofs on the other eight paths? These are all my guesses." No responsibility for mistakes!

Lian Xi and Ji Chen looked at each other, without saying a word, they looked at each other and smiled.

Watchman: "..."

You two are more devils than I am! ! !

The watchman was distraught and indignantly reflecting on what he had done wrong, why did he run to the world?Yangjian is too scary, he wants to go back to the underworld!At this time, Lian Xi squatted down and moved to the watchman's side.His actions made Jichen look at him more, but he didn't say much.

Lian Xi lowered his voice, and asked in a low voice that only the watchman could hear: "There is something. You should know that the underworld sent a new ghost messenger to take office under your command."

The watchman was stunned: "I know."

"Did the underworld send a new Heiwuchang from Sucheng?"

The watchman looked at Lian Xi in surprise, and then at the minister behind him: "Didn't Hei Wuchang, Su Cheng, find his own successor? Hei Wuchang didn't appoint him."

Lian Xi's face changed slightly, and his tone was casual: "Oh, I just want to see if you know about this. By the way, your impermanence certificate..."

The things that should be interrogated are almost done. Lian Xi carefully interrogated the watchman for all the methods of using the proof of impermanence.The watchman told everything in detail.After he explained everything that should be explained, Lian Xi stood up and looked at his colleague.Before he could speak, the watchman showed horror and shouted sharply: "Don't kill me, don't kill me! I am willing to go back to the underworld on my own initiative, or you can imprison me. I am the owner of this white impermanence certificate , if I die, this certificate of impermanence will have no owner, you will not be able to use it, and the underworld will find out that I am dead!"

Lian Xi paused slightly.In fact, he didn't intend to kill the watchman, but this thought did flash through his mind.

Because he knows too much.

Lian Xi glanced over Ji Chen's body quickly, this glance was so fast that even Ji Chen didn't notice his complicated gaze.

Two months ago, the order of the underworld was in chaos, and the river of forgetfulness was cut off. According to rumors, a peerless evil spirit escaped from the underworld.

Two months ago, Jichen suddenly appeared in Yangjian.He lost his memory, and was mistaken by Su Cheng Heiwuchang for the new ghost messenger sent by the underworld...

If the two events were indeed connected, then everything would be explained.

Intense and unparalleled strength, one person has two magic weapons.

The contempt for all living beings in the world and the indifference that is as high as a god.

And that golden light all over his body, even up to now, lingering around Ji Chen's body like fireflies!

Although golden light and red light are not directly related to good ghosts and bad ghosts themselves.But at this moment, Lian Xi finally understood that from the beginning to the end, these golden lights hinted at him——

As long as you send this peerless evil spirit to reincarnation, you can gain supreme merit!

"What's the matter?" The handsome and upright man fixed his dark eyes on Lian Xi.

Colleagues who like to sit on the sofa and eat oranges.

Colleagues who like to play games, can play well but still love to play.

A colleague who was clearly talking about life and death at the last moment, and that death is just a reincarnation, the next second silently accompanied everyone to browse through the historical classics and silently read that period of history...

Lian Xi suddenly remembered that whenever he was broadcasting live, his colleagues always sat beside him obediently.He doesn't play games either, just watch him seriously.When he wins a game and turns around to chat with his colleagues in a happy mood, this person will always nod slightly, and his approval and admiration cannot be concealed in his eyes.

"awesome."

Ji Chen is a peerless evil spirit.

But... he is even more black and impermanent in Su Cheng.

Lian Xi took a deep breath and let it out slowly. He shook his head slightly and smiled: "It's okay."

The young man's silent and serious gaze and his sudden and relaxed smile made the minister's eyes move slightly, and a strange feeling arose in his heart.After a while, he nodded slightly and said, "I have something to do."

Lian Xi was taken aback: "Huh?"

Jichen put his hands in his pockets, and said confidently, "What is the young man?"

Lian Xi: "?"

Ji Chen: "What is child molestation?"

Lian Xi: "??"

Before Lian Xi could answer, the watchman turned into a dog's leg and hurriedly replied while licking: "My lord, I know this. A young gentleman is a man who is kept by a man, and a child molester is a little man who is kept by a man!"

Jichen was stunned, and his lips slowly opened: "...men and men, can they be together?"

The dog-leg watchman couldn't wait to say: "Of course. My lord, this kind of thing has been common since ancient times. It was called Longyang in ancient times, but it is called homosexuality in modern times." I can tell you anything else you want to know!

"How can we be together? Yin and yang are in harmony, which is the law of heaven. Yin and yang are out of balance, which is not tolerated by heaven and earth. Besides..." Ji Chen thought about it carefully, and after a few seconds: "There is no compatibility between men and men."

Lian Xi: "..." Are you still thinking about it seriously?

Watchman: "Why not, my lord, of course the man is after use..."

"Enough!" Lian Xi finally couldn't take it anymore.

Ji Chen and the watchman looked back at him in unison.

Lian Xi looked at his colleague with a serious face, who seemed to really just want to discuss the gate of the new world, and hid his face with a headache: "Go home first. Su Jiao just sent me a message. He arrived at the door, but forgot to bring the key... "