Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Since you want to go home, of course you have to deal with the whereabouts of the watchman first.

The watchman said that when he dies, his impermanence certificate will become a thing without an owner, and whether it can be used in the future is temporarily unknown; secondly, once he dies, he will be discovered by the underworld immediately.So killing the watchman is obviously inappropriate.

Lian Xi looked at the man beside him, and Ji Chen also turned to look at him.

My colleague is the most wanted criminal in the underworld, what should I do!

Lian Xi thought over and over again, and said seriously: "Let's take him home first?"

Without even thinking about it, Ji Chen asked, "Why didn't you kill him? Sending the ghost to the underworld will have merit." He pointed at the watchman, "Ghost, performance. Sending him to reincarnation will have merit."

Watchman: "..."

"Big brother, please forgive me!!!"

The watchman knelt on the ground, bowed three times and kowtowed nine times.However, Jichen is a performance harvester with no emotions. I saw him holding a golden album and glancing at the watchman coldly.One person, one album cooperated tacitly, and with a flip of the palm of the hand, the golden album rushed forward, but was grabbed by Lian Xi: "Wait!"

Golden Album: Huh?

Jichen: "?"

The colleague has lost his memory, and he doesn't know that he is the culprit who caused the chaos in the underworld.Lian Xi had one head and two big heads, his brain was working quickly, racking his brains to find a good reason.He settled his expression, and said righteously: "No, you made a mistake."

Jichen: "Did I make a mistake?"

Lian Xi nodded, calmly: "Yes. Killing ghosts can indeed achieve results. Killing evil ghosts and directly letting him fly away, of course there are achievements. But that is for evil ghosts! This... this Jiangnan Daobaiwuchang, Lian Xi looked down at the snotty watchman, begging for mercy on his knees: "It stands to reason that he is not an evil spirit."

When the watchman heard this, he hurriedly said, "My lord, how can the little one be an evil ghost? The little one has been a ghost messenger for a long time, and the little one was still a good person before he was alive!"

Lian Xi continued to analyze: "So he is not an evil spirit. If you kill him, you will not get any performance. If you send him to the underworld, you will let him go back to his hometown instead! He must have relatives and friends after so many years in the underworld. We snatched his certificate of impermanence, and once he goes back, he will definitely find his friends to come back for revenge."

The watchman was terrified, and was about to swear to Lian Xi that he would never come back for revenge.But before he opened his mouth, he suddenly met Lian Xi's eyes——

"If you dare to speak, you will die." 』

Watchman: "..."

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

After Lian Xi's analysis, Ji Chen also felt that it made sense.The two quickly made a decision: take the watchman home first!

So at four o'clock in the morning, Sioux City Park.

In the bleak cold wind, the Didi driver who was driving late at night finally received an order, and it was a big one that was far away.He listened to the song, hummed a ditty, turned a corner, and was about to drive to the starting point where Lian Xi was positioned.

The car turned at the intersection, and the street trees swept past quickly.The occlusion disappeared, and the vision suddenly became clear.

Then, the driver saw two young men standing on the side of the road, and... beside them, that strange man with a pale face and an ancient costume.

"Ghost!"

The driver stepped on the accelerator and rushed over.

Lian Xi who just walked to the side of the road: "..."

Even Xi called, but the driver refused to come back, saying that there was a ghost around them.Lian Xi persuaded him for a long time, telling him that it was just a friend of his who likes to play cosplay, and he added a five yuan red envelope for the night shift, so the driver was willing to switch the car and turn around.

After picking up the three people into the car, the driver looked at the watchman curiously: "Your face is so white, how much powder do you need to use?"

The watchman shrank his neck, looked at the two big brothers who were sandwiching him from left to right, and dared not say anything.

When there was no response, the driver muttered "What a weirdo" in a low voice, and stepped on the accelerator.

Half an hour later, the three returned to the community.

The community where Lian Xi lives now is considered a good high-end community, and there are guards on guard in the middle of the night.After getting out of the car, Lian Xi looked at the strange watchman, frowned and said, "Aren't you a ghost, can you be invisible to humans?"

The watchman curled up and said timidly: "It's a lowly ghost with no magic power that makes humans invisible. I can change my clothes. Before that, it was because I just came out of the underworld. This appearance is my appearance in the underworld. The way it looks, so it hasn’t changed.” As he spoke, the watchman’s body flickered with black light, and a burst of gloom filled the air.When the cloudiness dissipated, a short-haired, fat middle-aged man in a sweater and sneakers appeared in front of Lian Xi and Xi Chen.

The watchman whispered: "I can also become like this..."

Then don't you change sooner? !Silently, the three of Lian Xi walked into the community.

……

Su Jiao has been waiting at the door for a long time.

Bored, he dumped his suitcase on the ground and sat on the metal box to play with his phone.Hearing the sudden movement of the elevator beside him, Su Jiao's eyes lit up, and he jumped up excitedly.I watched helplessly as the number above the elevator changed from 1 to 2, and finally reached the 13th floor slowly...

"Ding dong!"

The crisp sound of the elevator sounded, and before Lian Xi could see his roommate's face clearly, he heard a familiar voice: "You guys are finally back woo woo woo, I'm almost bored to death... eh? Who is this?!"

Su Jiao saw the fat watchman standing tremblingly behind Jichen at a glance.

His brain was spinning rapidly.

It doesn't look like a ghost, there is no ghost with such a solid figure, the Yin energy is well hidden, and you can't see it at all.Besides, if it was a ghost, the black ghost officer must have sent him to reincarnation a long time ago, how could he bring him home.Who could that be?

Ah yes, there are four bedrooms in this house, and one of them is vacant now.

One room for Lian Xi, one room for others, one room for niggers, then...

Su Jiao's eyes widened, and he said aggrievedly: "How could you find a new roommate directly while I'm not here, did you get my approval?"

Lian Xi: "???"

"What are you talking about?" Taking out the key and opening the door, Lian Xi said, "Okay, come in first. By the way, it's almost five o'clock, and I just have breakfast. What do you want to eat?"

The watchman didn't dare to speak. He lowered his head and treated himself as an invisible person, and followed Lian Xi into the house obediently.

Su Jiao felt hungry a long time ago. He had just arrived home after driving the train all night. He didn't want to be polite to Lian Xi, and said, "I want to drink preserved egg and lean meat porridge..."

"Give me some."

The cold and calm male voice interrupted Su Jiao's words, he let out a surprise, and turned his head to look at the minister in a daze.

I saw the nigga poor with his hands in his pockets, changing his shoes and entering the house calmly and smoothly.He looked down at Lianxi, and said in a natural tone: "I will eat whatever you order."

"Let me order again, how about fried dough sticks?" Lian Xi replied very quickly, with a hint of casualness and intimacy in his words that he didn't even notice.

Jichen: "Oh." After a few seconds, "I don't want to eat fried dough sticks."

Lian Xi frowned slightly: "Then eat buns?"

Jichen: "No."

"..." Lian Xi: "Then what do you want to eat?"

Jichen walked into the room with a calm voice: "You order, whatever."

Lian Xi: "..."

Lian Xi didn't bother to talk to him anymore, and directly opened his takeaway app: "Anyway, you have to eat what I ordered."

Jichen slightly raised his eyebrows, seemingly displeased.

When there was no response, Lian Xi turned around and looked at him expressionlessly: "Huh?"

Jichen silently lowered his eyes: "...Oh."

Su Jiao, who was watching from the side, slowly opened his mouth wide, feeling a strange feeling spontaneously, but he looked at the backs of his two roommates, the word was already on his lips, but he couldn't say it.

He suddenly felt that he was out of tune with this family.

No, he just left for more than half a month, what happened? !