Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

"So how is your Bai Wuchang in Qufu doing now?" Lian Xi scooped up a spoonful of porridge, took two mouthfuls of pickles, and looked at his dwarf roommate sitting across the table.

Su Jiao ate pancakes. Hearing this, he pursed his mouth: "What else can I do? That blacksmith is very average. Although he has been a ghost for decades, he is no better than my uncle. He, my uncle , and the black impermanent old pine tree spirit in Qufu, plus me, the four of us just finished catching the evil spirits that escaped from the underworld the day before yesterday, and the blacksmith should be recuperating now, he was injured a little when he came back from the underworld." After a pause, Su Jiao looked at the fat man Bai Wuchang who was standing obediently by the side: "Hey, didn't you also come from the underworld, there was a fight down there, why are you okay?"

The fat man smiled mischievously, and was about to say that this kind of fight between Hades has nothing to do with us little ghosts.Seeing Su Jiao nodding his head, he asked himself and answered, "Oh yes, you were injured too, your face is swollen."

Fatty: "..."

Lian Xi: "..."

The two looked at the culprit who beat the fat man like this.

Jinchen took a sip of porridge, noticed his gaze, raised his eyes and raised his eyebrows: "What are you looking at me for?"

Fatty wants to cry but has no tears!

Who would have thought that in the underworld, there was a fight, but he hid well and was not injured; he came from the underworld to the underworld, crossed the gap between yin and yang, and passed through the chaos, but he was not injured.In the end, he came to the human world... and was injured by a low-level ghost messenger!

Su Jiao also added fuel to the fire: "This injury is quite individual, but don't worry, you are already fat, and you may not be able to see it until you become popular."

Fatty: "!"

It's embarrassing to be a ghost messenger like this!

Lian Xi opened the delivery box of Xiaolongbao, he thought for a moment, then raised his head: "Do you want to eat?"

The fat man was taken aback, quickly waved his hands, and said with an apologetic smile: "No, no, no. Although the young one has a humble position, he is the body of ghosts and gods after all, and he doesn't need to eat."

"Don't eat..." Lian Xi's eyes flickered: "Don't you need to sleep?"

Su Jiao interjected: "Isn't it the same for niggers? They don't eat, drink, slacken, or sleep. But then he also ate slowly. Speaking of niggers, after you eat and drink, you don't want to eat. Go to the bathroom, where did your food go?"

Jichen glanced at him, heh, he was too lazy to answer.

The fat man laughed and said, "Yes, my lord, the little ones don't need to sleep either."

Lian Xi blurted out: "Then you can not rest 24 hours a day?"

Fatty: "Huh?" Is this strange?

Su Jiao also didn't react in a daze, but Ji Chen's eyes lit up and he raised his head.

Ok?

Can sleep 24 hours without rest?

Su Cheng's black and white Wuchang looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

Lian Xi raised the corners of his mouth, showing a gentle and harmless smile.He thoughtfully took out a small steamed bun from the takeaway box and handed it to the fat man ghost messenger.Fatty's complexion changed, he always felt that the visitor was not kind, and Lian Xi would not be courteous for nothing.But he wanted to refuse, and then he looked at Ji Chen beside him in fear...

The fat man gritted his teeth, took the xiao long bao, and started blowing rainbow fart: "Thank you, sir, for being so kind to the little one, the little one will never forget it in this life!" He said, biting down the xiao long bao.

Lian Xi: "Eat slowly, don't worry. It's easy to do things when you're full."

The fat man trembled all over his body: "What, what's the matter?" Could it be to send him on the road?

Lian Xi smiled slightly: "Catch ghosts."

Yes, when I heard that Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang could not eat, drink, or sleep, the first thought that flashed in Lian Xi's mind——

Let this guy help catch ghosts!

Previously, Lian Xi and Ji Chen only went out to catch ghosts in the early morning for two reasons.

First, Lian Xi is just a mortal.Jichen can stay up all night, but he can't, he wants to sleep.Since I catch up on sleep during the day, I can only catch ghosts at night.

Second, their proof of impermanence is inferior.Only one guiding golden light can be emitted at a time, and most of the time this golden light is as thin as a hair.It takes careful observation in the middle of the night to see clearly.The sun was shining brightly during the day, and there was no golden light at all, let alone ghost hunting.

But now it's different.

It is known that Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang's authentic ghost certificate can emit a hundred golden lights at a time, and there are many extremely thick golden lights in it, which can be seen clearly even in daytime.I also know that Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang is a legal coolie who can work 24 hours a day and doesn't have to pay for food and lodging...

Please, the correct way to use Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang.

After hearing that Lian Xi wanted him to go out 24 hours a day to catch ghosts, the fat man heaved a sigh of relief.

That's it? That's it?

Just catch ghosts?

I thought it was going to kill me in two!

The fat ghost ghost repeatedly responded: "It is a small honor to serve adults. Small ones can use their own impermanence certificate to locate the lone ghost, and then use the adult's Sucheng impermanence certificate to collect performance. In this way , can be counted as the achievements of adults.”

Before Lian Xi and Chen Chen could open their mouths, the fat man said flatteringly: "In addition, my lord, in fact, the 35 cities in Jiangnan Road, except Wenzhou's performance is not under the control of the small, the other 34 cities, including your lord's performance, you only got Thirty percent of them."

Ji Chen frowned: "Speak clearly."

"Yes!" The fat man explained, "For example, if you send a ghost to reincarnate today, you get 90 performance points. But in fact, the real performance of this ghost is 300 points. You get 90% of it, 120 points; Forty percent, 90 points, which is confiscated by the local government; and [-]%," the fat man scratched his head shyly and smiled, "these [-] points are counted on our Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang. My colleague Hei Wuchang has Half, I'll get half..."

Lian Xi quickly reacted, his eyes lit up: "You mean, the [-]% of the points you got..."

The fat man said without hesitation, "It's all yours, sir!"

Good guy, in the blink of an eye, there is an extra coolie, and a lot of performance!

Lian Xi asked again: "Wuxi Guicha's [-]% performance?"

Fatty: "Your!"

Jichen asked again, "Is the ghost in Yancheng?"

The fat man laughed: "It's all yours!"

Su Jiao was dumbfounded: "Can you still play like this?"

Jichen took out his black impermanence certificate from his pocket and handed it to the fat man.The fat man picked it up with both hands, with an earnest expression on his face.It seemed that he really couldn't wait to go out to catch ghosts, earn money for Lianxi and Xichen, and wanted to leave without even eating.

"If you run away, do you know what will happen?"

Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang's fat body stopped suddenly, he turned his head slowly, and looked at the man who was sitting at the dining table, eating steamed buns and staring at him coldly.In the dark and deep eyes, there was a coldness that was more terrifying than the underworld, and the corner of his lips curled up calmly: "You are in the world, we will catch you; if you escape back to the underworld..."

Jichen laughed lowly, but said nothing more.

But the fat man felt the hairs all over his body stand on end.

If he fled back to the underworld...he might die even worse!

Frightened and frightened, he made a promise, swore that he would never run away, and would work diligently as a tool for the two adults. The fat man finally escaped and left this terrifying door.

At the first moment when he saw the sun again, Fatty was still in a daze.

He really wanted to run.

But when he thought of the terrifying look in that man's eyes just now, the fat man shuddered.

"Forget it, I swear..."

It's definitely not because of cowardice, he just simply thinks it's unnecessary!It's just catching ghosts, this is his job and responsibility!

But having said that, who is Su Cheng's black and white impermanence?A mortal is born with a magic weapon.Is it Xuanxiu?How could there be such a strong Xuanxiu.In Fatty's impression, Xuanxiu was mostly at Su Jiao's level, and few of them were like Su Jiao's uncle and the old man with black teeth, but it wouldn't beat him so badly.

Su Cheng's black impermanence is even more terrifying.Inexplicably, the fat man felt that it would be fine if he ran away in the yang world, but if he ran back to the underworld, he might really die a worse death.

"The underworld is in chaos now, why not just stay in Yangjian. Working for the judge is also part-time work, and working for these two ghost messengers is also part-time work."

Thinking about it this way, the fat man suddenly figured it out, and he was no longer awkward. Thinking about it, he could lick it again.

On the other hand, when the fat man left, Lian Xi casually gave the fat man an old mobile phone so that he could contact him at any time.After he left, Lian Xi asked his colleagues curiously: "If he escapes in Yangjian, we might have a chance to find him. But if he returns to the underworld... what shall we do?"

Mr. Xi calmly took a bite of the fritters: "I don't know."

Lian Xi: "?"

"You acted like you could catch him just now?"

Ji Chen: "I said I have a solution?"

Lian Xi: "??"

Jichen: "That's why I didn't say it."

Lian Xi: "..."

Does this work too? !

At the gate of the community, Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang's fat face was full of solemnity, he diligently opened his Bai Wuchang certificate, and used the guiding golden light.

Don't let the adults down, let's make a [-]-point performance today!

……

There is a fat man who does not include food and shelter, brings his own labor tools, and works 24 hours a day without sleep.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen entered retirement life ahead of schedule.

There is no need to do anything every day, eat takeaway, watch TV, sleep, and play games.Thinking about it in the morning, the two of them opened Lianxi's Baiwuchang certificate to take a look.

Oh, I earned another [-] points yesterday.

Jichen sent a WeChat message to Fatty: [200 points less than the day before yesterday. 】

Fatty: "???" Is this a human language? !

How can a boss require employees to perform better every day than the day before!How can there be!Even capitalists dare not squeeze employees like this, aren't they afraid of the French Revolution?

The fat man was filled with righteous indignation, and he typed back the message——

[Hey, my lord, you are awake.This is due to the ghosts in Shanghai City. They didn't know why yesterday, but their performance was reduced by half compared to before, and the share for the small ones was also reduced.The adults woke up so early and still remembered the little ones, and the little ones were really flattered.Would you like something to eat, my lord?I happen to be catching ghosts nearby, do I need to buy you something to eat? 】

[Jianchen: I don't need to sleep. 】

[Fatty: Yes, yes, the little one has a bad memory. Look at the little one's memory, it's time to type.Sir, would you like something to eat? 】

After a few minutes.

[Jianchen: Are there any oranges? 】

[Fatty: Yes, yes, I'll bring you some. 】

But after a while, when Lian Xi came out of the bedroom, he saw the fat man carrying a large bag of fruit into the room.Seeing Lian Xi, he greeted him warmly: "Master, would you like to eat some fruit?"

Lian Xi nodded and walked over, completely unaware that she was being licked.

The licking is natural, the licking is outstanding, and the licking is soft and silent.

While eating the fruit, Lian Xi thought of one thing: "Why is Wenzhou's performance rising so fast?"

The fat man immediately came over: "After all, the Wenzhou ghost messenger has my colleague's ghost certificate, which is similar to our situation. Don't worry, sir. I am stronger than him. He is just a kid with a big knife and doesn't know how to use it. The speed of catching ghosts is not as fast as mine, I earn more than him every day, and tomorrow I will be able to throw him far away."

Lian Xi said softly.

After the fat man delivered the fruit, he continued to go out to catch ghosts without stopping.Lian Xi wanted to say "Do you want to take a break", but the other party had already rushed out.The attitude of being enthusiastic about work made Lian Xi start to reflect on whether he and Chen Chen were squeezing too much.

Lian Xi poked his colleague's arm hesitantly: "He catches a lot of ghosts every day."

Jichen thought about it.

understood.

"But yesterday was 200 points less than the day before yesterday."

Lian Xi: "?"

Ji Chen lowered his head and sent a WeChat message to Fatty: [Catch 200 more points today. 】

The fat man replied in seconds: [Yes! 】

Lian Xi: "..."

That was not what I meant!

The skyrocketing performance made Lian Xi feel uneasy.After all, he has been at home for a week, and he did not earn these achievements himself.

It's almost the end of the month now, and it's the day when the monthly performance rankings are settled again.Today's Guichai's performance ranking list for the month is very different from when Lian Xi first saw it two months ago, I saw——

No.1, Sucheng Guichai, with a performance of 163211 points.

No.2, Wenzhou Guichai, with a performance of 123467 points.

No.3, Shanghai ghost difference, with a performance of 51345 points.

……

I don't know if it's because Suzhou ghosts have taken the lead. Wenzhou ghosts, Shanghai ghosts, and the entire 35 cities in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai have doubled their performance compared to last month.

For hundreds of years, the performance rankings of ghosts in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai (Jiangnan Road) have not changed much.The maximum number of No.1 points per month is [-] to [-].

Now, even Xi has just become a ghost agent for two months, and the performance of all ghost agents in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai has improved by leaps and bounds.

But he can't be blamed for this, Lian Xi thought to himself.This has nothing to do with his cheating, the Wenzhou ghost messenger is a back door, let's not say that.Look at the ghost in Shanghai, he can actually make a performance of 5 points.What does this mean?This shows that the ghosts in Shanghai City have always had this ability, but they were lazy and refused to work hard in the past.Now I was stimulated by the people in front of me, so I broke out.

So in a way...

"We have also promoted the increase in the reincarnation efficiency of lonely souls and wild ghosts in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai."

Just thinking about it, the phone rang suddenly.

Lian Xi said to his colleagues: "Wait a while to play the game, I'll answer the call." He picked up the phone, saw the numbers on the screen clearly, and frowned slightly.

Unknown call?

After picking up the phone and walking towards the balcony, Lian Xi said, "Hello."

A calm and hoarse male voice came from the phone: "Is it Lian Xi?"

The voice was very unfamiliar, yet strangely familiar.Lian Xi nodded lightly: "Well, yes. Are you?"

"I'm Wu Fang." After a pause, the other party said in a solemn tone, "Do you still remember me? I'm the deputy captain of the criminal police detachment of Sucheng Public Security Bureau."

A scheming middle-aged man's face flashed in his mind, Lian Xi was stunned, and soon he became vigilant, and said with a smile: "Deputy Captain Wu, of course I remember you."

Deputy Team Wu: "You left your contact information for our detachment before, so I found you."

"What's the matter with you?"

There was a long silence on the phone, and finally, Deputy Captain Wu said: "There is indeed something I want to ask you for help. Don't ask me first, just listen to me. I don't know if it's right to ask you, but before that Sun Yan The case, you should have read the news, it has been resolved. The old man has been arrested and will be sentenced early next year. The death penalty should be no problem. After that incident, I have always had a knot in my heart. I have been doing it for decades Interpol, I think this matter has something to do with you."

Lian Xi gripped the phone tightly.

"Don't talk yet, I'll continue. It's not just this matter. Before that, there was a person named Xu Lang. You should know him, remember."

Lian Xi was silent: "I remember."

Wu Fang smiled wryly and said: "I have always kept that incident in my heart. I have never believed in those messy things since I was a child, but this time, an accident happened to the daughter of an old friend of mine. I went to see it last night and see After reading those things, I just don’t believe it anymore, and I also started to doubt the world. I thought about it all day and night, and finally I called you.”

Neither of them spoke.

After a long time, Vice Captain Wu asked with a hoarse voice, "Lianxi, can you do me this favor?"

Lian Xi's expression was calm, and he turned his gaze away to the window sill of the opposite building. "Tell me first."

Are you willing to help?Deputy Captain Wu's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly said: "It's like this, that's the daughter of a family friend of mine, her father is the deputy director of our bureau, and she was a very nice little girl that I grew up watching. She has always behaved well, and she is still a schoolmate of yours. She was pregnant three months ago and was about to get married. She was supposed to get married this week, but she had a sudden miscarriage last week."

Lian Xi: "The child is gone?"

Deputy Captain Wu smiled wryly and said: "It's a small thing that the child is gone, and it's good that the child is gone! The child is still there. But the problem is that after she was discharged from the hospital last week and went home to recuperate, she started to have ghosts on her body. Every night, she has nightmares, sleepwalking, talking Some very scary words, very scary. She is getting thinner every day, living in fear every day, she said she can hear voices in her ears!"

Lian Xi frowned: "It's just nightmares, talking in sleep, and sleepwalking?"

Deputy Team Wu: "Yes."

Lian Xi: "Could it be prenatal depression? As for hearing voices in the ear, is it an auditory hallucination?"

Deputy Captain Wu: "Have you ever seen someone sleepwalk with their eyes open?"

Lian Xi corrected him: "Actually, Vice Captain Wu, most people keep their eyes open when sleepwalking."

Vice-captain Wu was speechless. Seeing that Lian Xi didn't seem to think there was anything strange about this incident, Vice-captain Wu hurriedly said, "If you've seen it with your own eyes, you'll know it's really different. That's not Xiaoqian, I I have known Xiaoqian for more than 20 years, I watched her grow up, when she 'sleepwalking' at night, that person is really not her, can I not know?"

Lian Xi hesitated.

Deputy Captain Wu is sharp and intelligent, with an extremely sharp sense of criminal investigation.If not, he wouldn't be calling himself now.

But the problem is, if you really deal with such a person, even Xi's every move may not be hidden from the other party.

Do you need help?

Deputy Team Wu said sadly: "The girl refused to tell her parents. Her parents only wanted her best. If they knew that this child tortured her like that, they would definitely take her to see a doctor no matter what they said. Just abort, don't want that child. She still wants to keep this child. Her fiancé is also about to lose his job because of this matter, so he stays with her at home every day. Lian Xi, you and their husband and wife are schoolmates, you Just help them."

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and Lian Xi asked seriously: "You just said that both of them are from Sioux City University?"

Deputy Team Wu: "Yes."

The daughter of the deputy director of the Public Security Bureau, who was scheduled to get married this week, is already pregnant...

Lian Xi hurriedly asked, "Do you know what her fiancé's name is?"

Deputy Team Wu: "Call me Xiao Chen, Chen Kai!"

Lian Xi tightened his fingers, he looked out the window at the setting sun, and said quickly, "Where are you and where do they live, I'll be right there. Forget it, I'll call Chen Kai directly, and I'll contact him."

Deputy Captain Wu was stunned: "Do you know Chen Kai?"

Lian Xi: "Yes, can you wait for me at their house, I'll be right there."

Without further ado, Lian Xi called Chen Kai directly.At the same time, he also sent a message to the fat man who had just left.

It is about your friends, you must not be sloppy.He and Jichen are just half-hearted, and Su Jiao is not reliable. At a time like this, it's up to the fat man to play his true role.