Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

The popularity of other anchors will change a little when they broadcast live on weekends.

It's the weekend, it's a holiday, and fans have time to watch the live broadcast.

But Lian Xi is different.

In his live broadcast room, there are only three or four fans wandering around all the year round.

Three or four fans become four or five fans, is this called a change?

Turning on the Douya live broadcast, seeing those big anchors with popularity of millions or tens of millions, Lian Xi looked at them a few more times enviously, but when he thought of them chatting nonsense with fans for seven or eight hours a night, his hatred Fu's mentality has improved a lot.

Our dumb live broadcast room is also very good!

[The anchor is 2 minutes late today, so he didn't broadcast live on time. 】

Lian Xi: "It's a bit late for dinner."

After 3 minutes, I thought about it, and added a sentence: "Today, I will play Zhuge Liang, and the national service list."

The live broadcast room was quiet, no one answered him.

Even Xi didn't care, he silently ranked and made orders.

After waiting for an hour, a few familiar fans came.They commented on Xia Lianxi's game level, and after swiping a few waves of "666", they began to use his live broadcast room as a chat room and chatted.

[The big anchor hydrogen gas in the console game area next door is really unlucky! 】

[What's wrong again, brother. 】

[Brother, are you still growing potatoes on Mars? 】

[No, I read it last week, that Hydrogen is a Neptune scumbag, it’s okay to fuck a fan, but he cheated on the rich woman on the list.The rich woman sent out all the chat records, didn't you see it?How unlucky he is, isn't everyone shouting and beating him? 】

[What about the rich woman?Are you growing bananas on Mars?Already reversed!The hot search two days ago said that what a rich woman is, she is just a poor girl.She gave all her tuition fees to the anchor as a gift, and secretly took her family passbook to give the anchor a gift, pretending to be a rich woman! 】

Seeing the conversation between the two, Lian Xi froze.

hydrogen?

13 hydrogen per month?

Pretending to be a rich woman?

ah!It's the melon I forgot to eat last week!

Now Lian Xi regained his energy, quietly peeping at the screen, pretending not to care and continuing to play the game, and took a quadruple kill by the way.

【Anchor 666666】

[Hydrogen is old and unlucky, I thought I was in love with a rich woman, but it turned out to be fake!This woman is also very scary, you go to see the chat history of the hydrogen explosion, this woman is an old PUA, and she is looking for hydrogen all day long, this is not allowed, and that is not allowed.Even when he thanked his female fans for presents, he would make a fuss.Hydrogen broke up with her and she threatened to commit suicide, and even sent self-harm photos, which was terrifying. 】

Another fan hasn't responded to this fan for a long time.

After 10 minutes, he finally came back.

[It's really dead! ! ! 】

【What? ! 】

[Brother, go and watch the trending searches!This girl is really dead! ! ! 】

Lian Xi: "???!!!"

Wow, the few fans in the live broadcast room all ran away.

They can go eat melons, but Lian Xi still has to continue the live broadcast.

After a game was over, he opened Weibo Hot Search, and soon saw Hot Search No. [-].

#Hydrogen cat hair sauce#

Click in and see, the second most popular Weibo is the friend of Mao Maojiang.

[Jojo of Azkaban: Are you satisfied now!She's gone, she's gone!She just likes someone and they are in a relationship, so she feels sad when he flirts with other women. Is this wrong?The cat hair is gone, each of you is a murderer!Be kind and accumulate some virtue! [picture]】

The picture is a screenshot of WeChat. On it, the friend asked Mao Maojiang why she didn't show up for two days, and whether she was still sad for the scumbag.

It took several hours for Mao Maojiang to reply.

[I am her uncle, she has already left, and committed suicide by cutting her wrist last Saturday. 】

Under that Weibo, 3000 netizens responded quickly.

[666, I can P1 pictures of this kind in one minute. 】

[Wow, there is a host, thanking fans for gifts, she can make a fuss at home.Female fist warning! 】

[Gifts to thank female fans are called flirting?The moral model is scared. 】

This is a Weibo post by a friend of Mao Maojiang last night.

Because of being angered by netizens, she bought a plane ticket overnight and flew to Mao Maojiang's hometown, and finally got a death certificate in the hospital.

Lian Xi clicked on another round of ranking, and the matching time was very long.He lowered his eyes and looked at the latest Weibo posted by this friend three hours ago.

[Jojo of Azkaban: This proves that Mao Maojiang really left! [picture]】

This Weibo comment directly exceeded [-].

Once refreshed, nearly a thousand comments are added every minute.

Clicking on the popular comments is partly regretting the passing of a young girl, and partly helping her to condemn the scumbag.There is also a part of the rationale that is analyzed objectively.

[First of all, I regret Mao Maojiang's departure, alas, it's really not worth it.

Watching the anchor say that Mao Maojiang told her parents before she committed suicide that she had had enough of those people who scolded her online, I went to see Mao Maojiang’s personal Weibo, and there are still many people scolding her to this day.

But secondly, it has to be said that her death was not only caused by cyber violence, but also because of scumbags, because she was too in love!

Is a man worth it?

Your parents worked so hard to raise you, provide you with food, drink, and education, and you are looking for life and death for a man, committing suicide for a group of unknown netizens.Have you thought about your parents?

What's more, this man doesn't love you yet! 】

This long comment took a few paragraphs to post, and it was quickly topped as the number one popular comment.

Lian Xi swallowed the melon whole.

Here's the thing.

The fourth rich woman on the list of the anchor Hydrogen is called "Mao Maojiang".But since living together, this cat hair sauce has given less gifts, and at the same time began to talk about the hydrogen pipe.This is not allowed, and that is not allowed. He has a little interaction with female fans, and Mao Maojiang will be fried.

Hydrogen was overwhelmed and proposed to break up.But as soon as he mentioned breaking up, Mao Maojiang made trouble and even threatened to commit suicide.

Later, Hydrogen cheated, and Mao Maojiang was angry with the scumbag and the mistress.Just when the whole network was overwhelmingly criticizing Hydrogen, and the screenshots of Hydrogen and Mao Maojiang, many netizens took the side of Hydrogen.

In the end, those who sprayed cat hair sauce accounted for the majority——

He has already mentioned breaking up more than once, and it was you who threatened suicide!

Although cheating is wrong, it is not incomprehensible, because you don't break up with others!

After enduring a week of cyberbullying, Mao Maojiang literally committed suicide.

After the broadcast, Lian Xi thought of it again while brushing his teeth.He didn't continue to eat melons, but suddenly thought of...

It turns out that even death has to be proved now.

***

Mao Maojiang committed suicide, even if her parents told her friends that she committed suicide because of cyber violence.

The live broadcast of hydrogen has also been greatly affected.

Hydrogen directly posted a leave note: [To see her off for the last time, the broadcast will be suspended for a week. 】

After this incident, Hydrogen's passerby reputation has deteriorated a lot, but his number of fans has skyrocketed by 100 million.His big brother even smashed 20 in anger, and said: [Go, young man, be a man! 】

A big anchor with a monthly income of 13 is too far away from Lian Xi.

There are too many things happening every day.

Two days later, a bus plunged into a river and attracted the attention of netizens. The melon with hydrogen gas and cat hair sauce went rancid in an instant.

Into September.

The real estate agent Xiao Liu called again.

Seeing the name flashing on the phone screen, Lian Xi's expression changed.

300 yuan, don't need to do this...

He bit the bullet and answered the call.

Xiao Liu smiled and said, "Mr. Lian, you got up really early."

Lian Xi: "I really don't have to pay back the 300 yuan."

"..."

"Hey, it's not this one. It's that one. Mr. Lian, you remember that I told you that your house is now a four-bedroom house, more than 160 square meters. Before the accident, the location was very good, the rent was high, and many people had to rent it. "

"..."

Lian Xi: "You seem to have said that." Although he forgot.

"As long as you remember. In fact, what the landlord rented out to you is the master bedroom, as well as public parts such as the kitchen and the living room. But there are still three rooms that are vacant. Are you useless?"

Lian Xi: "The landlord locked it."

Xiao Liu: "Oh oh oh. That's how it is. At first, I thought that no one would rent this house anymore, but who knew that someone else wanted to rent it."

Lian Xi: "???"

"Don't worry, this person is very reliable. He is a graduate student of Sioux City University. He just got admitted this year and just came to Sioux City to report. He is as bold as you, and he is not afraid of haunted houses, so he rented it. You don't mind and Rent it together?"

"..."

"do not mind."

"That's good!" Xiao Liu breathed a sigh of relief, "I have already discussed with the landlord, your rent will be reduced by another four hundred a month, and one thousand and two a month will be enough."

"..."

"See when it's convenient for you. I'll take someone to see the house. He can only sign the contract after seeing it."

"It will be all right."

"Then we're coming up now."

Lian Xi: "???"

1 minutes later, the doorbell rang.

Lian Xi opened the door.

The female intermediary in a small suit and with short hair thanked her repeatedly: "Thank you, Mr. Lian, it's so nice of you to be at home, and you've been a great help."

Lian Xi nodded at her, then looked up behind her.

In the dimly lit corridor, there stood a young boy with one eyelid wearing a hip-hop T-shirt and a skull necklace around his neck.At this moment, he was also looking up and down Lianxi curiously.

The new tenant looks good, and he should be able to be a classmate in middle school.Just not tall.

Lian Xiduo took a glance.

Up to 168.

"Let me introduce you. Mr. Lian, this is Su Jiao. He is a graduate student who has just been admitted to Sioux City University. He is a high-achieving student. Speaking of which, he is still an alumnus with you. Mr. Su, this is Mr. Lian. He passed the exam last month. live in."

The hip-hop man stretched out his hand: "Hello, I'm Su Jiao, the one of the proud son of heaven."

Lian Xi clasped back: "...Lian Xi."

Xiao Liu: "Then Mr. Su, let's take a look at the house first?"

"Okay!"

After speaking, Su Jiao came in dragging the suitcase.

Lian Xi: "..."

Come prepared!

Xiao Liu took Su Jiao to the kitchen and living room to look around, then opened the door with a key, and showed him the second bedroom that belonged to him.Su Jiao was very satisfied and immediately signed the contract.

Xiao Liu: "Then I'll go first, thank you. Mr. Su, Mr. Lian, if you need anything, please call me anytime."

Su Jiao waved his hand: "Go slowly."

Lian Xi: "Go slowly."

With a click, the door closed.

In the empty room, everything returned to silence in an instant.

"..."

"..."

Lian Xi was so embarrassed that his scalp was numb and he didn't know what to say.He quickly choked out a sentence, "Pack your luggage slowly", and hurried back to the room, closing the door.

Leaning against the door panel, Lian Xi's tense mind finally relaxed.

fortunately.

Fortunately, at the beginning, he felt that he had become rich overnight, and that he was rich enough to spend extravagantly, so he rented a master bedroom with an independent bathroom.

otherwise……

This day is over!

***

Life, of course, has to go on.

Lian Xi's only luck is that the new tenant is a hard-working graduate student. He just arrived at the university to report, and as soon as he entered the school, he was ordered around by his mentor, brother and sister, and the two rarely met.It's just that sometimes Lian Xi goes to the kitchen to make soybean milk powder in the morning, and occasionally meets Su Jiao who goes out to class.

"It's quite early."

"...You are also quite early."

"I'm going to class."

"right."

The air was all awkward.

Back in his room, Lian Xi buried himself in the national uniform list.

Even if he doesn't start the live broadcast, he still has to play games. This is his job.

In this way, the whole day passed.

The sky was getting dark, at six o'clock in the evening, Lian Xi ordered a takeaway, and was going to broadcast live after eating.

The game started again.

After the game, Lian Xi stretched his waist, got up and went to the kitchen to pour himself a glass of water.He was only halfway there when suddenly the door rang.

"Boom boom boom——"

Lian Xi paused.

He looked at the darkened door.

"Boom boom boom——"

The sound of knocking on the door was regular, muffled, methodical, knocking one after another.

Neither fast nor slow, every sound seems to be pinpointed.

Did not ring the bell.

"Boom boom boom——"

Lian Xi walked over, looked through the cat's eyes, and then.

"..."

As long as I play dead you can't see me, as long as I play dead you can't see me!

This time, however, the feigning death tactic seemed to be ineffective.

Xu Lang outside the door was extremely patient.

He knocked on the ground without saying a word or moving.

He just had a cold, pale, expressionless face.

Raise your hand.

Knock on the door.

Raise your hand.

Knock on the door.

……

It knocked for half an hour.

Lian Xi couldn't bear it anymore, and opened the door quickly: "I won't sign! You go, if you do this again, I will call the police..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

Lian Xi's eyes were wide open, his mouth was slightly open, and his eyes stopped on the bloody hole in the man's forehead.

He only glanced at the cat's eyes just now, but the light was too dim to see clearly.

Now, he sees clearly.

Xu Lang's stiff hand was still hanging in the air, as if he didn't understand why the door opened suddenly.After a long time, he turned his neck and looked at Lian Xi.

crunch.

There was a muffled sound from the bones of his neck.

"I'm a super tube wanderer from the Gem Guild."

The pure black pupils spread little by little, invading the whites of the eyes.

He stared blankly at Lian Xi with those pure black eyes.

Then he opened his mouth, with a weird grin on the corner of his mouth.

"...A contract?"

The author has something to say:

CC: My play-death tactic didn't work! ! !

Crispy dumplings: what 168? ? ?I am 170! ! !Round up to 170 okay! ! !