Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

[Chen Kai: Qianqian is already awake, thank you so much yesterday, Lianxi. 】

When receiving the news, Lian Xi was leading President Xi and Su Jiao to rank.

That's right, there is another person in the mute anchor's fan group, and it is Su Jiao.

Not counting the watchmen who don't see anyone for two or three days, there are three people living in the house, and two of them play games. Su Jiao suddenly feels isolated.Without saying a word, he immediately downloaded Glory of the King.As a result, Lian Xi changed from bringing one cheat to bringing two cheats.If it weren't for his being too strong, as long as he has hands, he would definitely not be able to move these two bad guys.

After winning the game, Lian Xi opened the WeChat interface.

[Lian Xi: It's okay, take a good rest. 】

[Chen Kai: I told Qianqian about the matter. 】

Looking at the words on the phone screen, Lian Xi was slightly stunned.

[Chen Kai: She also decided to have this child.She is taking care of herself a little bit, our wedding will be next month, and we will treat you to a wedding wine then. 】

[Lian Xi: Good. 】

They said a few more words and said goodbye to each other.Lian Xi quietly looked at the flickering phone screen.

"Hey Lianxi, hurry up and line up, I still have class in the afternoon."

Lian Xi came back to his senses, glanced at Cai Bi's No. [-] roommate, and said expressionlessly: "Study is important, you go to class, bye."

Su Jiao: "..."

You got better with niggas than you did with me!

Su Jiao played another game indignantly, then packed up her things and went to school.Before leaving, he looked back at the two roommates who were sitting on the sofa playing games, feeling resentful in his heart, when he saw Jichen raised his head inadvertently, and happened to meet his gaze.

Both were stunned.

Then, Jichen raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully.

Su Jiao: "..."

Don't be complacent! ! !

When Su Jiao went downstairs, she bumped into the watchman who came back with a bag of fruit.The watchman looked at him with a smile and said, "Is your lord going out to do some errands?"

Heh, you licking dog who only knows how to lick niggers, tui!Su Jiao snorted and walked away.

The watchman scratched his head and asked strangely, "What's wrong?" Shaking his head, the watchman happily went upstairs with the fruit, opened the door and said flatteringly, "My lord, I bought you your favorite oranges, all of which are imported. Yes, it's precious!"

The days passed by.

It was already the end of the month when we went to Chen Kai's house.Another four or five days later, it was officially the closing day of the monthly performance rankings.

During this period of time, Lian Xi and Ji Chen didn't really stay at home completely and didn't go out to catch ghosts.They also caught ghosts a few times.It's just that the watchman holds the Jiangnan Daobai Impermanence Certificate, whether it is the speed of finding ghosts or the quickness of catching ghosts, they are far superior to the two authentic Sucheng Black and White Impermanence.

Therefore, among the points earned, the watchman earns the bulk, while Lian Xi and Xi Chen earn only a fraction.

At noon, as soon as Lian Xi opened his eyes, he opened his Baiwuchang certificate to check the current month's performance.On the ghost certificate in black and white, it appeared impressively——

No.1, Guichai in Sioux City, Suzhou Province, with a performance of 245332 points.

No.2, Wenzhou Guichai, Zhejiang Province, with a performance of 182553 points.

No.3, Shanghai ghost difference, with a performance of 72258 points.

……

Lian Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

"Exceeding [-] points, it's impossible to lose again this time, right?"

The one who thought the same as him was Jichen.Early in the morning, President Xi called the watchman.The watchman returned Mr. Xi's black impermanence certificate in a very doggy manner, and at the same time helped him to turn to the page of the performance rankings.

"Look, my lord."

Ji Chen lowered his eyes and glanced: "Yes."

The watchman laughed and said, "Don't worry, my lord, today the two lords will be able to reach the top of the performance ranking list. What is the young man from Wenzhou, he will definitely not be able to steal the limelight from the two lords!"

Ji Chen was very satisfied: "Not bad, not bad."

Having said that, even Xi and Jichen did not let down their vigilance.

They are psychologically shadowed.

Last month, they almost won the first place. Who would have thought that Wenzhou Guichai would increase their sales by tens of thousands at the last second and keep the first place.So at night, the two of them had a tacit understanding. Neither of them played games, but went out to catch ghosts diligently.The watchman was surprised, and secretly said: You guys are making too much of a fuss.I am a genuine old ghost who has been around for hundreds of years. If I really want to fight for performance, can I not beat that little husband?

With Lianxi and Jiachen around, the watchman was actually not very happy.

This affects his work!

Ji Chen is a ghost of the underworld. Although he seems to have lost his memory and cannot use many spells, he is a ghost after all and does not need to be restricted by the laws of the world.Lian Xi is different, he is just a mortal, and he doesn't know how to use magic spells.The watchman used to catch ghosts in the form of ghosts. Once he guides Jin Guang to locate a big client, he immediately flees there at the fastest speed.

Now that Lian Xi is here, the watchman's work efficiency has been greatly reduced.

Lian Xi noticed that the watchman was awkward, thought for a moment, and said, "Go and catch ghosts by yourself, I will go with Ji Chen."

The watchman felt relieved: "Thank you, my lord, the little one will go now." After finishing speaking, the watchman rang the gong in his hand: "The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of the fire and candles!" Shrunk to an inch, his figure dissipated, and when he reappeared, he was already ten meters away.

Finally, I can happily catch ghosts!

Seeing his appearance, Lian Xi was stunned. After a few seconds, he looked back at his colleague in astonishment: "Is he teleporting? You don't know how to do such spells, do you?"

Even Xi has seen too few ghosts, and too few Xuanxiu.

There are only a few ghost messengers in total, Ji Chen, Tang Zi and Hu Xiaoli.Among these three people, I don't mention it; Tang Zi is a human being, Hu Xiaoli is a half-hearted vixen, and if the two ghosts in Wuxi really fight, I'm afraid even Xi can't beat them.

As for Xuanxiu, Lian Xi had seen Su Jiao and the old man with black teeth in total.

Everyone knows what Su Jiao's level is; as for the old man with black teeth...

"When we were chasing that sloppy old man back then, he didn't teleport, he kept running." Lian Xi thought incredulously, "Could it be that the sloppy old man can't teleport because he's very strong, but he's also human?"

Ji Chen squinted his eyes, looking at the figure of the watchman who went away with a sound.He closed his eyes to recall for a moment, then raised his eyes to look at Lian Xi, and said calmly, "Yes."

Lian Xi: "???"

In the dark night, Ji Chen stretched out his hand and looked at Lian Xi calmly.

"Hand out."

Lian Xi stretched out his hand in a daze, and placed it in Jin Chen's hand.

When the warm fingers touched the cold palm, both of them were shocked.The delicate touch and different temperatures are transmitted to the brain through the touching skin.Lian Xi raised his head subconsciously to look at Jichen, and Jichen looked at him in the same way.Looking at each other, a strange feeling came to my heart.

a long time.

Jichen: "Try."

ah?Lian Xi didn't react: "What..."

Before the words could be uttered, the next moment, Lian Xi's eyes widened and he opened his mouth in horror.The feeling of running like lightning is transmitted from the front of the brain to the back of the brain with a bang.It was as if the whole person was thrown into an unfathomable cave, and the strong sense of weightlessness and the nausea of ​​internal organs being removed all spurted up together.

Everything happened extremely quickly, in just half a second, the two of them appeared in an open space a hundred meters away.

When the feet were firmly on the ground, the nauseating feeling dissipated.But Lian Xi felt that his spirit had been greatly impacted, and his body no longer felt uncomfortable, but he still bent down and couldn't stop retching.

"vomit……"

Ji Chen pondered: "I understand a little bit, next time it should be able to spread farther and faster." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, "Try."

Lian Xi who was still retching: "..."

Who wants to die with you!

Seeing that Lian Xi didn't grab his hand, but kept bending over and retching, and stared at him with complicated and strange eyes.Jichen felt strange, didn't you ask yourself, and now you don't want it anymore?

Human beings are irrational.

"vomit……"

Retching, Lian Xi's body froze, he slowly turned his head and looked at his colleague.

In the cool night wind, the stern Hei Wuchang looked down at him lightly, but gently stroked his back with one hand.After Lian Xi turned his head, Jichen looked calm, and said as a matter of course: "On TV, after a human woman vomits like this, others will comfort her like this... Isn't it right?"

That's for pregnant women... Thought so in his heart, Lian Xi didn't say it.

The nausea improved a lot, Lian Xi stood up straight, he quietly glanced at his colleague, the corner of his mouth curled up: "Ghost hunting?"

Ji Chen put his hands in his pockets: "Oh." Looking at the corner of Lian Xi's slightly raised mouth, Ji Chen's heart skipped a beat, and he became happy for some reason.

"Catch ghosts."

……

Since having a watchman, it has been a long time since the two have worked together to catch ghosts together.

Although only six ghosts were caught in one night, both of them were in a happy mood.

The first four ghosts don't have any obsessions, or in other words, they don't have deep obsessions, so they can be sent to the underworld casually.As for the two ghosts behind, the first thing they wanted was to make another phone call with their mother and hear her voice.She was a young girl who died of overwork and was raised by a single mother, but she didn't want to leave suddenly, leaving her mother alone.

This wish may seem difficult, but it is actually very simple.

Lian Xi: "Do you remember your mother's phone number?"

The female ghost nodded and reported a series of numbers.

Lian Xi called the phone, and soon someone picked it up: "Hello?"

Hearing this voice, the female ghost's eyes lit up, and she immediately shouted: "Mom!"

Normal humans cannot see ghosts, nor can they hear their voices.

On the other end of the phone, my mother waited for a while, but no one answered, and asked strangely: "Hello, is there anyone? Did you make the wrong number?"

The female ghost's tears fell down, and soon wet her pale face.

Glancing at her, Lian Xi picked up the phone: "Sorry, I seem to have made a mistake."

After a pause, the other side of the phone responded: "Oh, it's okay."

Lian Xi smiled and said, "Excuse me." He was about to hang up the phone when his mother's hoarse voice came through the sound hole: "I seemed to be on your phone just now and heard my girl's voice. Hey, boy, I don't mean any harm. I see that your number belongs to Sioux City, and my girl is also working in Sioux City." After a pause, a middle-aged woman pretended to smile calmly on the phone and said, "But she passed away last month, it might be my hallucinations gone."

Hearing this, the female ghost opened her eyes wide, and said again and again: "Mom, Mom, I'm here, did you hear that?"

But this time, the mother on the phone didn't hear anything: "I'm sorry, young man, hang up."

Lian Xi looked at the crying girl silently. The girl looked at the phone in his hand. After a long time, she wiped away her tears and nodded with a smile.

Lian Xi: "Excuse me, goodbye."

The phone hangs up.

The girl's wish was fulfilled, although she could not see her mother in person, because her hometown is thousands of miles away in the northwest.But she was happy to hear her mother's voice.

She voluntarily walked into the gate of the underworld formed by the card of impermanence, and left the world.

After delivering this ghost, the last ghost was found near the park hospital.

This ghost is also a female ghost, but she is not very old, she only looks like a junior high school student.Her obsession is not too deep, not as deep as the female ghost in front, but deeper than the other four ghosts who just went to hell to reincarnate.

The little female ghost raised the corners of her mouth with a smile, revealing two small dimples.

"Are you all here to catch my hell ghosts? It turns out that there really is a hell of hell."

This kind of ghost who is still very happy after death is actually rare.Lian Xi and Jichen looked at each other, looking at the hospital gown on the little girl, Lian Xi realized clearly: "Did you die of illness?"

The little girl nodded obediently: "Well, I just died this morning. I have been suffering from leukemia for four or five years, and I haven't been matched with a suitable bone marrow. But my parents and I have accepted it a long time ago, and I have a new sister. Quite Well, they should come out soon."

Lian Xi squatted down: "If you refuse to reincarnate, do you have any last wishes?"

The little girl smiled brightly, "Yes."

"what?"

"I want to play another game of Glory of Kings!"

Lian Xi: "???"

Mr. Jin, who has been standing by the side with his arms folded, his eyes lit up: "Your obsession is to play King of Glory?"

The little girl smiled and nodded: "Yes, it's strange. I'm often hospitalized, so boring. I played this game before, and it was very fun. But then I became seriously ill and couldn't play the game at all. I should have not played it for more than half a year. Alright." She counted with her fingers.

Ji Chen: "Simple." He said, he took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to the little girl.

The little girl happily reached out to take it, but her five fingers pierced through the phone. "ah."

Ji Chen frowned, he put his fingers together, and tapped lightly on the phone.A faint golden light shot into the phone from his fingertips, and the next moment, the little girl got the phone.

"Hey, can I touch it?"

Ji Chen looked calm, but looked at the little female ghost with a kind of recognition and approval in his eyes.

Play the same game as me, tasteful, not bad.

Lian Xi finally came back to his senses. He coughed twice and said, "Then you can use his account, and I'll play a game with you. Be happy, play whatever you want, and I will definitely win with you."

The little girl laughed: "Okay, thank you brother!"

Lian Xi's game level is really too high, this little girl's skill is even better than that of Ji Chen.No matter how long Lian Xi delayed, they won the round after 15 minutes.

"Thank you brother, return the phone to you."

Lian Xi put away the phone: "Then you should go reincarnate."

The little girl smiled and nodded: "Okay."

A golden circle of light flickered in the air, and this little ghost girl with short hair waved at Lian Xi and Xi Chen, walked into the circle of light and passed away.

After she left, Lian Xi's cold voice sounded: "This seems to be the first time you help a ghost realize its obsession?"

In the past, when Lian Xi and Ji Chen were catching ghosts, they never said that they had to help the ghost complete its obsession before sending him to the underworld.One reason is that the two of them are very busy, there are many ghosts who do not reincarnate every day, and they are eager to make money, so there is no time to complete those weird obsessions; second, some ghosts have too inexplicable obsessions, such as wanting to The richest man in the world wants world peace.For this kind of obsession, even Xi Ting didn't bother to listen, and directly sent someone to reincarnate.

Only some relatively simple wishes, such as making a phone call or playing a game, will they be satisfied.

However, in the past two months, this is the first time that Jichen has taken the initiative to help the ghost realize its wish.

After fulfilling these two wishes tonight, two golden lights flew out from the bodies of the two female ghosts and entered Lian Xi's palms.Such a small amount of golden light did not bring about any change at all, it only made Lian Xi feel more energetic and less tired physically.

However, Jichen never received the golden light.Countless golden lights shrouded his whole body, but he couldn't obtain golden lights by helping ghosts fulfill their obsessions.Therefore, he has never offered to help, and there is no need to help.Every time, Lian Xi helped the ghost to complete some small obsessions, and Jichen watched from the side.Sometimes my face smells bad because I wasted time.

Only this time, he helped.

Hearing the young man's words, Ji Chen asked back: "Really?"

Lian Xi looked at him: "Yes, this is the first time you have helped a ghost fulfill its obsession, before you just watched from the sidelines."

Jichen thought for a while: "Because those wishes are very boring."

Lian Xi: "Is it boring? For example, that girl, she wants to hear her mother's voice again, is this boring?" Knowing that helping ghosts fulfill their obsessions may not get good rewards, and may even get evil obstacles, but Lian Xi still Done.Because that girl's wish is so simple, so simple that it makes people feel that it has no weight compared with the so-called "becoming the richest man", but it is very heavy, as heavy as Mount Tai.

Ji Chen seemed very puzzled, and looked at him steadily: "Aren't you bored?"

Can you not reincarnate after listening to it?Can you remember it in your next life?Can it be revived?

"Then the little girl just now, isn't she bored if she wants to play games?"

Ji Chen froze for a moment.

Lian Xi's eyes were calm: "Playing games can't change anything. She will still have to reincarnate and leave this world. Then why would you take the initiative to help the girl who wants to play games, but not the girl who wants to hear her mother's voice?" ?”

Jichen frowned and did not answer for a long time.

Lian Xi let out a long sigh, and he had already found the answer for his colleagues: "Because you can understand better the obsession of wanting to play games. In fact, you can think of it this way. For the girl who wants to hear her mother's voice, she listens to her mother's voice." The voice is just as important as the girl who wanted to play the game just now." Even, it is different.

After a long time, Jichen asked: "What about the obsession with wanting to be the richest man in the world?"

Lian Xi: "..."

Can you stop spoiling the atmosphere!

Lian Xi coughed dryly, "This is another matter!"

Seeing the young man's awkward expression, Ji Chen slightly raised his eyebrows and smiled.He originally wanted to say that it was all ghosts' obsessions, how could he tell the difference.Anyway, he couldn't tell the difference. In the past two months, he only thought that the little girl's obsession just now was quite interesting, very tasteful, and worth helping.

Lian Xi thought carefully: "Anyway, you will remember later that some insignificant obsessions that seem very easy to complete are generally as important as that little girl's obsession to play games. Think about it, how much do you want to play games?" Games, those people want to complete these obsessions so much. They are all the same, so compare your hearts."

... Comparing your heart with your heart?

Heart to heart.

Chewing these four words over and over again, Ji Chen suddenly said: "The female ghost's obsession is not to hear her mother's voice."

Lian Xi asked in surprise, "What?"

Ji Chen: "What she wanted in her heart was to see her mother again. But she didn't say it."

Lian Xi thought about it: "She should be clear in her heart that this is Sucheng, and her hometown is too far away, it is impossible to see her mother, so she didn't say anything, and settled for the next best thing."

"Not necessarily."

Lian Xi looked up at his colleague strangely.

Jichen: "Cast a spell, and you can see it. It's similar to the spell you cast on the phone just now. It's very simple." It's just that he was too lazy to help just now.

I almost forgot that my colleague is a ghost, and a very powerful ghost!Lian Xi shook his head helplessly: "But she has already gone to reincarnate, forget it."

Jichen glanced at him, the corners of his mouth curled up.

In the next second, he flipped his palm, and the golden album suddenly appeared in the air.

"Jin Zhen Yu Guang Zi Wen, open!"

Lian Xi: "???"

In the dark night sky, a dazzling golden light shot out from the golden album, shining brightly into the sky, and then disappeared without a trace in the blink of an eye.

This is not a golden light that ordinary people can see, it almost illuminates the entire Sioux City.

At this moment.

Su Jiao was playing games in the room when suddenly he glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw a golden light.He gave a strange snort, turned his head to look out the window, but saw nothing: "Dizzy?"

The watchman was grinning grinningly, grabbing a fat corrupt official ghost, and kicking him into the underworld. He scolded, "Fater than me? You're full of oil!" Suddenly seeing the golden light, his face The smile disappeared, and a terrifying and majestic pressure hit him like a mountain, causing him to kneel down involuntarily. With a bang, his knees hit the ground, and he prostrated himself without daring to lift his head.

This, what is this? !

On the other side, Lian Xi opened his eyes wide in shock, watching the light from the golden album, which revealed an illusory dim scene in midair——

In the dim world, the long turbid river is surging, and beside the river is a dense long line, in which countless ghosts are lined up, and the thick darkness fills the entire illusion.

The golden album screamed in the air, then rushed towards the phantoms, and suddenly captured a female ghost in line.

At this moment, the whole hell was shaking.

Beside Wangchuan, two towering and majestic ghosts and gods in official uniforms are sneering and sneering, staring at each other vigilantly, as long as whoever makes a move first, the other will definitely seize the opportunity to fight back.

However, when the golden light illuminated Wangchuan, the two of them suddenly felt tremendous pressure, their shoulders collapsed by half an inch, and they broke out in cold sweat.Fortunately, this pressure lasted for less than a few seconds, and disappeared as the female ghost was brought back to the underworld.

But the two Kings of Hades looked at each other in amazement, covered in sweat, with disbelief on their faces.

"He's not dead yet?"

"Isn't he dead?!"

How could he not be dead yet! ! !

The two ghosts and gods looked at each other in horror. In the next second, the two turned their heads and ran away in an incomparable tacit understanding. They ran directly back to their own palace of Hades, grabbed the government affairs papers that they had piled up for a long time, pretended to be working hard, and shivered. Trembling, afraid to move again.

It's too scary, okay!

Su Cheng's black and white impermanence naturally doesn't know about the affairs of the underworld.

After taking the female ghost back to the underworld, Jichen threw it directly in front of Lian Xi: "Here, ask her if her obsession is to see her mother."

The female ghost looked dazed, and still didn't understand what happened: "I, didn't I go to reincarnation?"

Lian Xi: "???"

No, the ghost who was sent away brought him back! ! !