Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

The watchman said that Mengpo soup is just a psychological effect, a ritual.It is the road of reincarnation that really makes ghosts forget their predecessors and start anew.The moment the ghost stepped on the reincarnation circuit, he had already begun to gradually forget the past.

The so-called one day in the world, one year in the underworld.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen sent the female ghost to reincarnation half an hour ago. To them, the time has only passed 10 minutes.But for the female ghost, she has been queuing in the underworld for seven days in a daze.

After returning to the human world, the female ghost was still a little dazed.After a while, she retrieved the memory she had lost on the reincarnation road, and remembered where she was and who the two young men beside her were.

The female ghost showed embarrassment, anxious and nervous: "You two ghosts, can it be that I can't go to reincarnation?"

Some ghosts are lining up, humming, happily going to reincarnate.All of a sudden, I closed and opened my eyes and came back!

Where does this make sense?

Completely bewildered.

Even Xi never expected that in order to verify what he said just now, "that female ghost's real wish is to see her mother", her colleagues would drag her back from hell alive!

Even Xi was also very embarrassed. He looked at the terrified female ghost and said, "It's actually nothing."

The female ghost was at a loss: "?" It's nothing, why did you call me up here.

Lian Xi coughed lightly, and said: "That's right, I helped you fulfill your obsession before, and you wanted to hear your mother's voice. But according to my colleague, your real wish is not to hear your mother's voice, but to see her." Her side?"

That's it? That's it?

The female ghost was even more confused.For this matter, you dragged me back to the world?

The female ghost nodded slightly: "Indeed, I really want to see my mother. I worked overtime at the company during the National Day holiday at the beginning of the month, and I didn't go back. I didn't go home during the Chinese New Year this year. The last time I went home was last year's Spring Festival. I'm leaving It happened so suddenly, I didn't say goodbye to my mother, I really want to take another look at her to see if she is doing well."

Lian Xi nodded knowingly.

Ji Chen raised his eyebrows at him: I'm not wrong.

Lian Xi ignored him.

After thinking for a moment, Lian Xi said, "It's actually not difficult. What's your mother's WeChat account, just make a video call."

Many people will not add strangers on WeChat, but this time it is different.Lian Xi only needs to say that he is a friend of the female ghost, and her mother should pass.If you accidentally click on the video call and say you clicked wrong, it can be regarded as fulfilling the wish of the female ghost and letting her meet her mother.

However, the female ghost looked helpless, and sighed: "My mother is old and has bad eyesight. She has never liked to play with these electronic products, and her mobile phone is still an old man's phone."

Lian Xi completely understood now, why the female ghost clearly wanted to see her mother, but only said she wanted to hear her voice.Because she knew that this would never happen.Her hometown is thousands of miles away, and her mother doesn't play with her mobile phone.She was content to hear her mother's voice, and she dared not ask for anything else.

But when the matter was clarified, Lian Xi couldn't solve it.He looked at the man next to him calmly.

After dragging the female ghost up from the underworld, Ji Chen put his hands in his pockets beside him, and stood upright, with the four characters "No Feelings" written all over his face.However, for some reason, Lian Xi always felt that he would do something.

Sensing the young man's gaze, Ji Chen looked at him: "Huh?"

Lian Xi: "She wants to see her mother."

Ji Chen stared at Lian Xi intently, his gaze gradually grew long.

It is very simple to want to see my mother.But what does this matter have to do with him, why should he help to do it?

You can't come back from the dead if you meet face to face, and you can't change anything after meeting face to face.

This is a very boring thing.

The wishes of lonely ghosts are always so strange and meaningless.From a certain point of view, Jichen even felt that "becoming the richest man in the world" was more valuable than "meeting his mother".At least, the desire to satisfy the six desires, greed for money and fame, although not superior, is also reasonable.

He was disdainful in his heart, and he didn't have any plans, but looking into Lian Xi's eyes, a sentence emerged in his heart——

"Think about it, how much you want to play games, how much those people want to complete these obsessions... Comparing your heart to your heart. 』

How much I want to play games...

His eyes moved slightly, and Jinchen said lightly: "It's not difficult."

This time, Jichen did not use the golden album and white jade seal.He directly stretched out his hand and drew a virtual circle in the air.The circle with thin golden edges is like a bronze mirror, and a clear picture slowly emerges in the air.In the mirror, a middle-aged woman was sitting at the table, wiping the rectangular photo frame.In the photo frame is a young girl with a ponytail and a blue and white school uniform, and the figure of the female ghost can be vaguely seen.This is a picture of her when she was in school.

Seeing her mother, the female ghost rushed up immediately, with tears streaming down her face: "Mom, mom!"

This mirror is only a one-way feedback, and the voice of the female ghost cannot be transmitted to the opposite side of the mirror.

Lian Xi knew that Jichen must have a way to make living people see ghosts, and even let the mother and daughter communicate directly.After all, his colleagues can even do such things as catching ghosts from the underworld, let alone such trivial things as letting ghosts talk to each other.Lian Xi inexplicably has confidence in his colleague, the ghost boss.

However, in the desolate autumn night, Heiwuchang said calmly, "Human beings and ghosts have different paths, Yin and Yang are separated."

Lian Xi was slightly stunned.

The female ghost who was wailing in front of the bronze mirror also froze when she heard the words.After a few seconds, she wiped away her tears and turned around, bowing slightly to Ji Chen and Lian Xi.She showed a pale but warm smile: "Thank you very much. I am really satisfied this time. Thank you. You are good ghosts. There will be ghosts, or you are like this."

Looking at the bright smiling face of the female ghost, Jichen's lips moved, but he didn't make a sound.

Su Cheng black and white watched the female ghost smile and waved at them, just like the little female ghost who played the game of Glory of Kings and happily went to the underworld to reincarnate, she was very happy, she didn't have a trace of sadness about being dead.

When some ghosts were sent to reincarnation, they broke down and screamed, stubbornly resisting; some ghosts were willing to go into reincarnation by themselves.

After the female ghost entered reincarnation for the second time, no golden light radiated from her body.It seems that if you help her fulfill her second wish, you won't be able to get extra golden light.

Even Xi didn't feel sorry.Now his way to obtain the golden light is too simple, he played two games with Mr. Xi, and the golden light flew over with a splash.Although these golden lights don't seem to bring any special good luck, except for a monthly income of a million... well, it doesn't count as a monthly income of a million.Other than that, there is nothing left.

not to mention……

A golden light?who to send.Lian Xi was spoiled by his colleagues, so he looked down on him!

Just as he was thinking, suddenly, a few rays of golden light poured into Lian Xi's palm through the dark night.Lian Xi looked at his colleague in surprise, only to see that Ji Chen was looking at the place where the female ghost disappeared, and found that Lian Xi was looking at him...

Jichen: Oh, what's the matter?

Lian Xi withdrew his gaze: It's all right.

The reasons for my co-worker's delight are getting weirder and stranger!

……

After Lian Xi and Jichen helped the female ghost complete the obsession for the second time, it was already 23:[-] in the middle of the night.

Only 10 minutes left.

When the two of them and the watchman went separately to catch ghosts before, they said that at twelve o'clock, everyone would meet up and check the performance rankings of the month together.

Sure enough, the time was approaching, and the watchman also appeared.

The watchman ran over from the opposite side of the road, panting, with a look of panic on his face, and he was relieved when he saw Lian Xi and Ji Chen.After hesitating for a moment, the watchman still bite the bullet and said: "My lords, have you ever seen a beam of golden light that crossed the sky just now?"

Golden light?Oh that.Lian Xi nodded: "I see."

The watchman took a breath: "It's too scary! It must be an extremely powerful human Xuanxiu, or a very terrifying evil spirit! Two adults, be careful. The power is so strong that I panicked and felt great. Pressure." Dog legs also want face, and the fact that the watchman felt that he was kneeling down by that force is needless to say, and it is not very important.

Very scary ghost?His heart tightened, Lian Xi showed a strange expression, and said: "That golden light was made by the minister."

The watchman: "Oh, so, it turns out that it's Master Jichen..."

hiss!

The sound stopped abruptly, and the watchman stared at Heiwuchang with wide eyes.

Jichen's tone was loose: "Isn't it possible?"

The watchman was sweating profusely, and said again and again: "Yes, yes, it turned out that the adults used magic. The little ones just said, how can there be such a powerful ghost in Su City, so it is you, the adults. The adults really have boundless magic power. The little ones I admire it in every way. I am so lucky to be able to work under the command of an adult!" While speaking, the watchman raised his sleeve and wiped away his tears.

This acting is really bad, not to mention Jichen, even Xi feels fake.

The watchman used to be very good at flattering, but today I don't know if he was frightened or he didn't play well, it was simply too much.

However, they didn't know that the contrived posture of the watchman was indeed so artificial that it had no sense of art, and it was very inconsistent with his professional dog-licking image.But the watchman also did it on purpose.At this moment, the watchman covered his shocked face with his sleeves, and his heart was like a stormy sea, turbulent.

Fuck, which ghost and god is this?I have never heard that the underworld is so strong!

The watchman is Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang, although he is only one of the most inferior nine Yin divisions and eighteen ghost guards, he is at least a serious Yin division official.When he went down, there were a lot of young people without official positions, all of whom were not as good as him.

The watchman's immediate boss is the Eight Great Yin Law Envoys, and further up are the Four Great Judges.

The biggest official the watchman has ever met in his life is Judge Lu from the Procuratorate.That is a well-known big shot in the underworld, with a great reputation and boundless mana.But I have never seen Judge Lu so strong.

Is this Sioux city black impermanence really stronger than the judge?

If the judge goes further up, with the insight of a watchman like a frog at the bottom of a well, he will be Yama of the Ten Temples.Or, Judge Cui, the head of the Four Great Judges.Judge Cui must be stronger than Judge Lu.

Yama of the Ten Palaces, Judge Cui?

The watchman's expression kept changing.This can't be...

Lian Xi once thought that Jichen might be a peerless evil spirit pulled out of the underworld.But the watchman never guessed in this direction.Because no matter how strong the evil spirits in the eighteenth levels of hell are, they are still ghosts and evil things.It is impossible for evil things to use ghosts and ghosts. Ghosts and ghosts would rather be broken than broken, and will never recognize an evil ghost and use it for them.

For a while, the three of them had their own ideas in their hearts, and it could be said that they had their own ghosts.

At this moment, the time passed by every minute and every second, and it was the last minute.

Lian Xi and Ji Chen looked stern, opened the certificate of impermanence, and stared at it without blinking.

It was clearly written on the ghost certificate——

No.1, Guichai in Sioux City, Suzhou Province, with a performance of 245487 points.

No.2, Wenzhou Guichai, Zhejiang Province, with a performance of 193215 points.

……

Ji Chen and Lian Xi were out of breath and followed closely.

The watchman didn't care too much, he smiled and said, "don't worry, my lords. The ghost certificate of Wenzhou young man can collect half of the points of all ghost certificates in Jiangnan Road, and the ghost certificate of the younger one is also acceptable! Under the same circumstances , how could a small one lose to a fledgling brat?"

Having said that, Lian Xi and Ji Chen, who had suffered from psychological shadows, ignored him.

The watchman was speechless, and thought to himself: Say you are strong, beat me from a ghost to a licking dog, better than my father; say you are not strong, a small performance ranking, why pay so much attention?Isn't it just some Mengpo soup, Wangchuan water, and a hundred taels of gold like garbage, is it important?

The watchman concealed his disgust and shook his head calmly.

Lian Xi: "There are still three seconds!"

Infected by the two ghosts with a clear focus beside him, the watchman also began to look at the ranking list for no reason.

Count down to two seconds.

no change.

Count down one second.

No change.

Alright, the list is finalized, it will definitely be number one, and I will directly prepare for the national overall ranking...

The small eyes widened suddenly, and the watchman opened his mouth wide in horror.

"They cheated!" Lian Xi exclaimed in shock.

"Oh, it's too much to deceive!" Without further ado, Jichen turned his hands over, his black hair fluttering automatically.In the palm of his left hand, golden album pages roared and danced; on the finger of his right hand, a white jade seal ran around in righteous indignation.

Even the watchman was infected by this emotion, and he was furious: "The performance increased by more than 5 points in one second? Shameless, it is extremely shameless!"

He has worked so hard to earn half a month's worth of performance!He managed to save half a month's performance!

Work hard every day, don't eat or drink, don't sleep, and finally save 24 in performance!

Can this be tolerated?

The three ghost messengers in Sucheng all turned their heads to look to the south——

There is the direction of Wenzhou.