Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Before closing the rankings, it was Lian Xi and Ji Chen who were paying attention and staring at the rankings.

However, after the list was concluded, when Wenzhou Guichai’s performance increased by [-] in one second, and he overtook another car in the blink of an eye, becoming the number one, the most angry people were no longer Lian Xi and Ji Chen, but It's the watchman.

"shameless!!!"

The watchman's eyes were burning, his teeth were gnashing, the veins on his forehead were exposed, and his fat body was trembling with anger like sifting chaff.

Lian Xi was a little surprised to see the watchman so angry.This is our Sioux City Guichai performance ranking list. It has nothing to do with you. We are not so excited. Why are you so excited.But immediately, Lian Xi thought that the watchman was indeed qualified to be more angry than him and the minister.

In the past half a month or so, the two serious Sioux City ghosts did nothing, and played games at home eight out of ten days.Of the 24 sales in Sioux City, 12 was earned by watchmen working day and night, working diligently and without sleep.

It's not easy to be a watchman.

Su Jiao is a hard-working graduate student. He is sent to work by his tutor every two days, and he is often too busy to see anyone.But even he once said with emotion: "This fat man is too dedicated!"

The watchman hasn't closed his eyes for half a month.

Every day without touching the ground, I walked all over the streets and alleys of Sioux City, just to catch ghosts.It's not that the watchman didn't go home, he still went back.Every time I go back, it's meal time, I bring breakfast, lunch and dinner for Lian Xi and Xi Chen, and then blow rainbow farts and lick them.Once the licking is over, the watchman has the motivation to go out to catch ghosts with more energy.

Therefore, a large part of the 24 points of performance can be said to be the watchman's hard work in exchange for hard work.

Now, the success is on the brink of failure, do you think the watchman is angry?

Even Xi feels sympathy for him.

The watchman gritted his teeth: "My lord, let's go to Wenzhou now!"

Ji Chen sneered: "Oh, let's go!"

The watchman responded: "Yes, let's go!"

Lian Xi who was left behind by the two of them: "..."

Wait, no, are you planning to go to Wenzhou like this? !

Lian Xi was speechless, and quickly stopped the two colleagues.When they were stopped, Jichen and the watchman were still full of reluctance, and Jichen looked at Lian Xi with a vain eye, and almost wrote the words "You have no ambition to make progress" written on their faces.

Lian Xi said helplessly: "To go to Wenzhou, there must be a way to go, right? Wenzhou is quite far from Suzhou City, almost the entire Zhejiang Province. If you take the high-speed rail... Fatty, do you have an ID card?"

According to him, the watchman's name is no longer available, and even he himself has forgotten it.So everyone called him Fatty.

The watchman frowned and asked, "My lord, what is the ID card?"

Yep, another black household who is not in line with the new era!

Lian Xi: "Without an ID card, I can't take the high-speed rail or take the long-distance bus. It seems that I still have to rent a car."

Well, I might as well just buy a car in the future.

Sighing, even Xi didn't delay, he immediately opened the car rental software.Thanks to the convenience and development of the Internet age, the three of them quickly rented a car in the middle of the night.Without further ado, Lian Xi directly loaded Jichen and watchman, switched the phone map to navigation mode, and headed straight for Wenzhou.

"Sit tight and put on your seat belt."

Narrowing his eyes slightly, Lian Xi stepped on the gas pedal.

In the dark night, a car passed by the wind, cut through the night, and drove straight to the south.

***

It was early morning when the three arrived in Wenzhou.

The sky is slightly bright, and the eastern horizon is covered with a layer of fish-belly white.The city is gradually waking up, and you can see young white-collar workers rushing to the subway and bus with breakfast everywhere on the streets.

Lian Xi parked the car in a roadside parking lot, and the three got out of the car.

On the way from Sioux City to Wenzhou, the three of them had already discussed how to find Wenzhou ghost messengers.

There is no way to sense or find each other between ghosts in different cities.The Wuxi ghost messenger also ran to the boundary of Sucheng before, and found Lianxi and Jichen.But that was because he was lucky, after searching for one night, he found two people.

Wenzhou is very big, and it is extremely difficult to find someone in this modern city.So Lian Xi thought of a countermeasure.

"You once said that the impermanence certificate of Wenzhou ghost messengers is not a low-quality counterfeit version, but the impermanence certificate of Jiangnan Daohei impermanence."

The watchman nodded: "Yes, it's my colleague's certificate of impermanence. When the young gentleman came up, he was soft-spoken and coaxed my colleague to lend it to him."

Lian Xi laughed, and continued: "Since this is the case, things are much simpler. The inferior impermanence card can only emit one guiding golden light at a time, which is still random. The authentic Jiangnan Taoist ghost card can emit a hundred golden lights at once. , under the fairly large base of 100, no matter how random it is, it will definitely lead to a very thick golden light." After a pause, Lian Xi looked at his colleagues: "Wenzhou Guicha is also very dedicated, he keeps No. [-] on the charts for many years."

Ji Chen looked at him and smiled, "You want to use a particularly thick golden light to lure him over?"

Lian Xi smiled and said, "Yes."

Wenzhou Guicha is very dedicated to his work, and his level of dedication may not even be much lower than that of the watchman.

That being the case, he would definitely go out to catch ghosts every day.With an authentic ghost certificate, he may not even go out to catch ghosts at night, but like a watchman, he catches ghosts 24 hours a day without rest.So under such circumstances, if there is a very thick golden light appearing, will Wenzhou ghost messengers let it go?

The answer is inevitable.

The watchman also understood what Lian Xi meant, and he chuckled, showing a wretched expression.

The three stopped talking nonsense.

The watchman took out his certificate of impermanence, opened it, pointed it with his finger, and shouted angrily: "Jiangnan Daobai orders of impermanence, a hundred ghosts appear, and there is nothing to hide!"

The watchman gave an order, and saw the thin certificate of impermanence flying in the air, automatically without wind.In the next second, a hundred brilliant golden lights flew out, scattered in all directions like a goddess scattering flowers.

Lian Xi found one of the golden lights as thick as a thigh: "It's him!"

Watchman: "Yes, my lord."

The three of them drove along the thick golden light and searched all the way.After this search, I didn't expect to find the suburb of Wenzhou directly.

In the empty field, the autumn wind blows, and the golden ears of wheat bow their heads slightly.

Under the bright sunlight, this extremely thick golden light pointed to a small hill between two rows of farms.The three of them approached and took a closer look, and it turned out to be a row of tombs.

Decades ago, people in rural areas practiced half-burial.After the corpse is burned to ashes, it is put into an urn, buried in the ground, and a small soil bag is set up.Every Qingming, descendants will come to this small earthen bag to offer sacrifices to their ancestors, kowtow and burn paper.In recent years, reforms have been carried out in rural areas, and they have their own cemeteries just like in cities. However, many ancestors who have been buried in earthen bags no longer have to reopen their graves.

Now it was the day when the bleak autumn wind blew over the row of lonely little dirt bags, making it a bit more desolate and chilly for some reason.

Before he could get close enough, Ji Chen suddenly stretched out his hand and stopped Lian Xi and the watchman.

Lian Xi raised his head to look at him: "Jianchen?"

The watchman was also surprised: "My lord?"

The man's cold and dark eyes turned slightly on the three or four small soil bags. The next moment, the palm of the Chen Chen flipped, and the golden album suddenly appeared in his palm.

"There is a way to the universe, but there is no door to hell... Jin Zhen Yu Guang Zi Wen!"

After scolding in a cold voice, the golden album roared, and rushed towards the center of the small soil bag, the one surrounded by other soil bags.

Just when the golden album flew to a distance of five meters around this group of dirt bags, suddenly, a powerful and terrifying Yin Qi rose from the ground.The Yin Qi, which was so thick that it was almost condensed into substance, filled the whole world, and Lian Xi and the watchman were shocked.In their eyes, the countless black yin qi boiled and burned in the air, slowly turning into a majestic pool of terrifying blood!

"What is this!" the watchman said in horror.

Even the well-informed Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang has never seen such a scene in the world.

Those who floated and sank in the pool of blood screaming and roaring were hundreds of pitiful souls screaming endlessly!

This kind of purgatory on earth, the watchman has only seen in hell.

Lian Xi came back to his senses, and turned his head to look at Ji Chen: "This is actually an evil ghost?"

Jichen didn't answer, but his eyes were tightened, his fingers were closed, and both fingers were pointed down, pointing to the earth bag in the center.

The golden album pages turned in response, and the sound of flipping pages was extremely clear in the autumn wind.As it flipped, a dazzling golden light shone on the earth bag in the center.Hearing a roar like a rough roar, the cloudy air soaring into the sky suddenly rose, rushing out of the dirt bag.

"Who is it that dares to come to the old man's idea!"

The watchman immediately took out the gong, and Lian Xi directly rang the bell.

hum!

The bronze bell broke free from the red rope, and swished towards the bloody ghost.The golden album was not far behind, and rushed forward at the same time.

... within a few seconds.

The watchman wiped the sweat from his forehead, watched the evil spirit being beaten violently by the golden album and the bronze bell, and directly subdued it.

The golden album slowly opened, emitting a golden light that shone on the evil spirit.The evil ghost howled terribly, turned into green smoke, and was collected in the golden album.

Ji Chen stretched out his hand to grab the golden album that flew back, and the bronze bell also flew danglingly into Lian Xi's palm.

The watchman looked at the two instruments with lingering fear.

He was beaten into a licking dog by these two things at the beginning...

Recalling the past, the watchman's nose was slightly sour.Back then, he was very cool when he appeared on the stage, and he looked like a cool, domineering big shot at first glance.Unexpectedly, within a few minutes of being dragged, he was beaten into a licking dog by the unscientific Sioux City Black and White Impermanence.But if you think about it carefully, his playing time is counted by the minute, and this evil spirit only played for a few seconds before he was defeated...

The watchman laughed triumphantly.

His platoon is still much better than this unknown evil spirit!

The watchman looked at the minister flatteringly: "My lord is really powerful, did you use a weapon to put this evil spirit away?"

Jichen nodded lightly: "Yeah."

Lian Xi: "Wait until Wenzhou, and then release this ghost. The impermanence certificate of Wenzhou ghost messenger can release a hundred guiding golden lights at a time, and he will definitely find the golden light pointing to this evil ghost very quickly. You must follow the clues to find him. When the time comes, you will be able to find him."

Watchman: "The adults are wise, and the little ones are so admired."

Lian Xi gave the watchman a strange look.He is not interested in this kind of too superficial flattery at all, and this kind of flattery can only be used by ministers.

Back to business, while the three of them walked towards the car parked by the side of the road, Lian Xi said, "But there is one thing, which is very strange. This guiding golden light is indeed aimed at this evil spirit, right?"

The watchman said again and again: "Your Excellency is right, of course it is."

Lian Xi frowned: "The thickness of the guiding golden light means how many points you can get for catching ghosts. And the more points, it means how much value this ghost can produce in its next life after reincarnation." This is Bai Wuchang, the former predecessor of Wuxi. Lian Xi thought about it for a while and said, "So it means that this evil ghost who has eaten a lot of souls will have a good birth instead in the next life?"

The watchman was slightly stunned, and after a while, he said in surprise: "My lord, are you saying that the more points we get, the better the ghost's next life will be?"