Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Lian Xi heard the surprise in the watchman's words, and asked sharply, "Isn't it right?"

"This...is right, and I can't say it's wrong. I understand a little bit when you say it this way. In fact, don't look at the little one who has been Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang for hundreds of years, but the little one has never understood. What is this point? How do you calculate it. I just know that if you catch a ghost that is too difficult to write down, you will definitely get a lot of points; in addition, you can get a lot of points by reincarnating a miracle doctor who has great merits in life, such as saving lives and healing the wounded. But sometimes, Some seemingly inconspicuous ghosts also give us a lot of points after reincarnation. I understand now that you have said so, and it has something to do with this ghost's next life."

The watchman suddenly realized: "If the reincarnated ghost lives better in the next life, the more points we will get. This makes sense."

After what the watchman said, Lian Xi finally understood that it turns out that if you catch evil spirits who do a lot of evil, you will get more points; if you help ghosts with great merit to reincarnate, you will get more points.In addition, it is the "reincarnation theory" of Wuxi's predecessor Bai Wuchang.

But I didn't expect that even the serious underworld ghosts didn't know the specific calculation of performance.

Lian Xi frowned, and couldn't help asking: "Your prefecture doesn't have any rules and regulations. You have carefully listed these matters as regulations, and obeyed them?"

Hearing this, the watchman was taken aback for a moment, and then smiled strangely: "The laws of the underworld...there are indeed some. But my lord, the so-called laws are made by ghosts and gods. Humans and ghosts have different paths." Ah my lord..."

The watchman laughed and said, "Today Yama of the Ten Temples thought of a Yin law, so he added it to it; tomorrow, the judge thinks that the person who commits this crime will go to Abi Hell, and he will add it there. The little one is humble, can't he The big man who made the law of the underworld. The hierarchy of the underworld is strict and insurmountable, and anyone above the judge can fix the law."

In daylight, the porter's fat face showed a seemingly simple and flattering smile, but the expression on Lian Xi's face slowly faded away.

People and ghosts have different ways.

Humans and ghosts are separated by yin and yang.

Suddenly, Lian Xi understood a truth.

The underworld is in charge of the six realms of reincarnation, and it specializes in the laws of the yin, reincarnating creatures from all worlds.This does not mean that they are serving humanity.

Why do they control reincarnation and reincarnate living beings day by day?

Lian Xi didn't know.

But, by no means for humans.

All those who think that the underworld must be the shining sun, the moon, and the brilliant blue sky are all human beings' beautiful fantasies about the underworld.You think about the underworld...does the underworld know?

The group of ghosts and gods underground may have been humans, trees, or tigers in their lifetime... But when they died and had a yin status, they gradually ceased to be creatures, but ghosts and gods.

Lian Xi looked up at his colleague.

Sensing his gaze, Ji Chen also turned to look at him.

His lips moved, but he didn't speak after all.Lian Xi didn't know what he was going to say, and he didn't know what he should say.When he was silent, Ji Chen watched his constantly changing expression, his eyes moved slightly, and suddenly realized.

Ji Chen shook his colleague's hand.

Lian Xi was surprised: "???"

Xichen looked at him calmly, and said indifferently, "Don't worry, he's dead."

Don't worry, there must be no good fruit for Wenzhou ghost messengers.

Lian Xi: "..."

I'm not thinking about this okay!

All the messy thoughts were left behind, and the three got into the car.

After starting the car, Lian Xi found that the car was almost out of gas.He said casually, "I'll find a gas station first." Then he continued driving.

Lian Xi concentrated on driving the car, and didn't notice that Hei Wuchang, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was looking at him calmly.After realizing that his expression was normal, Jichen looked away.He lowered his head and silently took out his phone.It's not easy to play games in the car, so Jichen opened a certain letter station.After a while, there was a burst of cheerful music coming from the sound hole of the phone.

The corners of the man's mouth were slightly raised, and there was a bright light in his eyes.

***

When we returned to Wenzhou, it was only two o'clock in the afternoon.

Two o'clock is the hottest time of the day.The sun shines brightest and the sun shines brightest.It stands to reason that if Wenzhou Guicha had to choose a time to rest, it would most likely be at this time.But the three of them didn't waste time.

This is a deserted construction site.

It was probably an unfinished building. The dozens of storey skyscrapers were only half built and rested on the ground.However, the protective shed surrounding the construction site was not removed, probably thinking that they would continue to come back to build houses in the future.

The tall reeds are unattended and grow freely, covering everything around them.

"Just here."

After Lian Xi finished speaking, Jichen took out the golden album.With a slap of his palm, a thick black yin energy floated out from the golden album.

This evil ghost has eaten many ghosts, and his Taoism is profound.However, he was beaten up by the golden album and the bronze bell before, and now he is dying.After he turned into a ragged, skinny middle-aged man, he fell to the ground, gasping for breath.When he realized that he was actually released, it was already 10 minutes later.

I was actually released?

The evil ghost's heart tightened, and he looked around.

no one!

The evil spirit ran away without even thinking about it.But just as he took a step, the golden album suddenly charged fiercely out of the reeds, and a golden light hit him.The evil ghost screamed and fell to the ground desolately.

The golden album flew back to the reeds again.

After the evil ghost regained his composure, he looked in the direction where the golden album disappeared.The dense reeds blocked his sight.As a powerful evil spirit, he is not afraid of the scorching sun, and can even open his eyes to the sun.But looking at the reeds, he looked at it for a full half a minute before he found the three Lian Xi who were squatting among them, staring at him.

Evil ghost: "..."

If you want to kill or cut, have a good time, do you want to give the ghost some dignity!

The evil spirits also noticed that this group of people didn't know why, and seemed to have left themselves here, but they were not allowed to leave by themselves, and they were still watching.He has lived for hundreds of years and has a lot of knowledge. Although he doesn't know what these three ghost messengers are doing, he knows in his heart that he fell into the hands of these three ghost messengers today.

That being the case, the evil ghost no longer struggled, and sat down cross-legged directly, absorbing some weak yin energy floating in the air on the spot to restore his own strength.

Even if you want to resist, you have to have a full stomach first.

If the evil ghost had died later and watched some war TV dramas, he might have discovered that his current situation was very similar to that of the protagonist's companion captured by the enemy.The villain caught him, threw him into the open, and hid himself.As long as the protagonist comes to rescue him, he will be ambushed.

Of course, the Wenzhou ghost messenger is definitely not a decent protagonist.The three ghosts in Sucheng are not good guys, but they can't be called villains either.

As for this evil ghost, he is even more heinous, and no one would think it too many to die ten thousand times.

As time passed by, the evil ghost gradually had enough Yin Qi, and felt that its strength had recovered [-]%.But he didn't act rashly, he vaguely realized that the three ghosts were not bored and stared at him, they should be waiting for someone else.

That being the case, he might as well take advantage of the fight between the snipe and the clam to benefit the fisherman, and perhaps have a chance to escape.

The sky was getting dark, and even the three of Xi waited in the reed marsh for a full three hours, but they didn't see the shadow of Wenzhou ghost messenger.

The watchman cast a spell to hide the figures of the three of them.Only by observing carefully with power can we find out where they are.

Seeing the sunset, the bright moon rises.The watchman began to worry: "It stands to reason that although this is just a small trick, the little gentleman from Wenzhou should be able to do it too, but he should think that someone is ambushing him when he is not free for a while, so he will not cover his eyes with force, and he must see it." Not until we're here."

So why hasn't he shown up?

Lian Xi pondered: "He has noticed something?"

Watchman: "My lord, this shouldn't be. How did he know that we would come all the way to trouble him?"

Lian Xi thought for a moment, and was about to speak.Suddenly, a barely detectable rustling sound sounded from afar.

Lian Xi shut up abruptly, and looked up at the source of the voice.At the same time, Jichen and the watchman also narrowed their eyes, staring coldly at the turbulent reeds.

Of course, the evil ghost sitting cross-legged in the middle of the construction site also noticed the thing that was approaching him quickly. He became tense and his whole body tensed up.Once the opponent makes a move, he can counterattack immediately.

That thing ran extremely fast, and was covered by tall reeds, and his trajectory could only be seen through the swaying withered grass.

Whoosh whoosh—

We are here!

The demon held his breath.

Finally, the thing jumped out of the reeds and looked up at the evil spirit.

Evil ghost: "Huh?"

I saw a little rabbit staring at him blinking with red eyes.

The next moment after seeing the evil spirit clearly, the rabbit turned around and ran away.Ji Chen sneered and stood up.The watchman also picked up the gong, and stood up with a smirk. He rang the gong, and the yin energy spread all over his body in an instant.

Among the three, Lian Xi is the only one who is a mortal. Although he has a bronze bell beside him, he cannot teleport.

Lian Xi was thinking about how to track him down when a cold hand grabbed his wrist.

Lian Xi looked up.

Jichen: "It's not far away."

Lian Xi: "???"

An ominous premonition welled up in his heart, Lian Xi's eyes widened, and before he could refuse, the man's other hand was already around his waist.

"No, Jichen..."

Whoosh!

Ordinary mortal Lian Xi: "..."

You gave me a chance to say no!

In the reed marshes, one person, two ghosts, and three ghost messengers teleported away together.The evil ghost sitting cross-legged in the center didn't react for a while, and soon he showed an ecstatic expression: "Can I go?"

Fearing that the three ghost messengers would come back again, the evil ghost got up immediately and was about to leave.However, he just took a step, when a golden light flew from afar and slammed on the evil spirit's body.The evil ghost screamed in panic and staggered a few steps from the golden light.At this time, a golden gate to the underworld appeared in front of him.

The evil ghost widened his eyes in horror: "No, no, I don't want to go to the underworld, I don't want to be reincarnated!" He didn't want to reincarnate through the regular channel. He ate so many ghosts to strengthen himself, and he would definitely be sentenced to hell and be punished, or even never Super born!

However, without giving him a chance to refute, the golden album flashed with golden light and kicked him directly into the underworld.

The gate of the underworld slowly dissipated, but the golden album did not leave.

After the evil spirit was sent to hell, he fell on the bank of Wangchuan River, in a miserable state.Beside him are ghosts who are queuing up for reincarnation. The ghosts are ignorant and numbly queuing up, waiting for reincarnation.

The evil ghost felt that his memory was slowly being deprived, and his consciousness was gradually lost. An inexplicable desire surged in his heart——

He has to line up.

I don't know why there is a queue, but he has to queue.

Feeling that his body was out of control, the evil ghost got up and walked step by step towards the queue of ghosts waiting to be reincarnated.But just when he was about to walk to the queue.

sun room.

The golden album suspended in the air radiates golden light.

Under the underworld, the evil ghost screamed miserably: "Ah!" In the next second, his soul seemed to evaporate, turning into white smoke and disappearing.

It turned out that the soul flew away.

The moment the evil ghost disappeared, the whole underworld shook slightly for a moment.This weak shaking did not attract the attention of all the ghosts and gods. Among all the ghosts and gods in the underworld, only Yama of the Ten Temples and Judge Cui, the head of the four judges, noticed this extremely slight change.

The watchman didn't know that several big figures in the underworld had fought for decades, and suddenly died down a few days ago.

At this very moment, Yama of the Tenth Palace was sitting obediently in his main hall, carefully reviewing official affairs.

Oh, and there was a ghost that lost its soul before it was judged?Nothing, it's all small things.After reviewing all the evil deeds this ghost had committed in the past, the Wheel-Running King shook his head and said sadly: "Your Excellency is still too kind. This kind of evil ghost who commits all kinds of evils should first go to the eighteenth level of hell and be tortured for thousands of years. Let his soul fly away!"

After finishing speaking, after waiting for a long time, he quietly raised his head to look at the rushing and turbulent river of Wangchuan outside the hall.

no response.

Is it because the flattery was not done well, or did I not hear it?

I don't understand, forget it, flattering is always right anyway.

On the other side, of course, the golden album doesn't know that King Yama is quietly flattering it—after all, it is the one that beat the evil spirits out of their wits.

Send the evil spirits to the underworld first: you can get points in this way.

Then beat the evil spirits out of their wits: this is the order of the minister.

Jinzhen Yuguang Ziwen didn't understand why the master did this, but since it was the master's order, it obeyed.

With a whoosh, the golden album turned into golden light and flew towards the direction where Ji Chen and Lian Xi disappeared.