Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

The sun was setting, the sky was getting darker, and a group of dark clouds gathered over Wenzhou.

The thick black color weighs heavily on the hearts of every citizen. It is the rush hour for off-duty get off work. Seeing the weather that is obviously going to rain, many office workers quicken their pace and rush to the nearest bus stop or subway exit.

In the sparsely populated parking lot of a small park, Wenzhou Guicha's pretty face became hideous and distorted after seeing the terrifying thick cloud.

The rumbling sound resounded dully in the clouds.

The citizens looked up at the sky.Is this already starting to piss off?

The thunder has not yet fallen from the dark clouds, but in the invisible clouds, the lightning has already struck down, indicating that it is about to rain.

At this time, between the heaven and the earth, suddenly a dazzling red light flashed!

"boom--"

A blood-red lightning mixed with dots of golden light suddenly struck down, and struck straight at the mysterious male ghost standing in the middle of the sea of ​​blood!

"My lord, get out of the way, this is no ordinary Lei!" The watchman said in a loud voice, without him saying, the minister had already come to Lian Xi's side.Without further ado, he pulled Lian Xi's wrist, and the next moment, the two of them had teleported tens of meters away.

Lightning crashed down, splitting the male ghost's celestial spirit cover, and he let out a tragic howl.

"Ahhh!"

"No!" Wenzhou Guicha's beautiful face was like cracked earth, his eyes were red, and he went up against the red lightning and ran towards his lover.

This earth-shattering love made Lian Xi, Ji Chen and Watchman unavoidably surprised.All three of them knew how terrifying this thunderbolt was.Even Xi and the watchman didn't think they could survive, and Jichen didn't think that this lightning could kill him, but he would not be idle to be struck by lightning.

Who would have thought that this adulterer and adulterer would still be in true love.

The first thunder split the male ghost's head in half, exposing the white and bloody stuff inside.However, he was not knocked out of his wits.

The ghost messenger from Wenzhou rushed forward and hugged the man in his arms, tears rolling down his face.

"No, don't, don't!"

In the sky, the dark clouds did not dissipate, without giving the infatuated couple a chance to breathe, the second lightning struck again!

"Quick, get out of the way!"

"Xianya, no, I want to be with you!"

I don't know where the male ghost got his power from, but because his handsome face was struck by lightning, his eye sockets were cracked at this moment, which was extremely terrifying.He looked up at his lover with that unattractive face, and then exhausted his last strength to push the Wenzhou ghost messenger out.

"Casual and elegant!!!"

"boom--"

When the second lightning struck, the male ghost fell to the ground, and the sea of ​​blood that filled his body was almost dissipated by the lightning.

Immediately below was the third thunder.

When this lightning struck, all of Wenzhou, the old ghosts in the deep mountains and old forests, Xuanxiu who lived in seclusion in the city, including ordinary mortals with some spirituality, suddenly heard a clear cracking sound in their ears.

"Crack!"

It seemed that something was broken. When the voice sounded, with the male ghost as the center, the sea of ​​blood around his body suddenly boiled.

In the distance, the watchman saw this scene and said in horror: "It turned out to be a hundred ghosts!"

Lian Xi turned to look at him: "What is a hundred ghost rafts?"

The watchman's face darkened, and he quickly explained: "The hundred ghost raft is a fairly good magic weapon. Your lord is just a mortal and has never been to the underworld, so you don't know that on the river of forgetting, ghosts cannot be crossed. Any ghosts and gods, even those As long as the Ten Temples of Yama, which are high above, touch the water of Wangchuan, they will sink to the bottom of the river. So at this time, a magic weapon appeared, called the Hundred Ghosts Raft."

The watchman continued: "Hundred ghost rafts can hide the breath of souls. It is a product of Wangchuan. It uses the leaves and stems of Bianhua to make boats and petals as sails. Ghosts can roam freely on Wangchuan when they ride on a hundred ghost rafts. Wangchuan Huangquan crosses the entire underworld, using a hundred ghost rafts as a means of transportation, and walking through it can greatly shorten the journey."

Jichen: "There is still this thing?"

The watchman nodded: "Yes, but this thing is said to be very powerful because it can hide a certain degree of ghost aura and hide it from Wangchuan's power of sinking ghosts; it is not powerful because it is really tasteless. Those who can The big people who run amok in the underworld, with high mana, don't need to use such small things as transportation, they can go to where they want to go in the blink of an eye; , Our scope of work is so large, there is no need to go to other places in the underworld when we have nothing to do, so this thing is also regarded as garbage and stuffed into the rewards of the ghost performance leaderboard."

Lian Xi suddenly sensed something was wrong: "Wait, you said this is also a reward for the ghost performance leaderboard?"

Watchman: "Yes."

Lian Xi: "I didn't see this in the reward column."

The watchman slapped his head: "Hey, did I never tell the grown-ups that the ghosts in the nine regions can directly enter the national rankings as long as they get the first place in their own region's performance rankings? The national ghosts There are a total of nine places on the poor performance ranking list, as long as you are on the list, you can get a hundred ghost rafts. The hundred ghost rafts are the most useless and useless garbage rewards. Didn't I really say that?"

Lian Xi: "..."

Ji Chen: "..."

you have not!

Originally, Lian Xi thought that the terrifying red thunder mixed with the fate of the country wanted to kill the male ghost directly. After all, the other party had killed countless ghosts, and every soul floating in the endless blood was a ghost devoured by the male ghost.However, the strange thing is that after only three thunderbolts were struck, the thunderclouds in the sky slowly dissipated.

In the corner of the parking lot, the Wenzhou ghost guard hugged the bloodied lover with tears all over his face, crying bitterly.

The three walked over.

Hearing the footsteps, the Wenzhou ghost guard raised his head, his eyes filled with hatred, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Who are you?"

The watchman smiled hoarsely: "It doesn't matter who we are, but you are so smart that you actually thought of using a ghost raft to hide your aura as an adulterer."

adulterer?The face of the Wenzhou ghost messenger changed: "Who are you, and how do you know?"

At least half of the ghost messengers in the 35 cities of Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai are unaware of the existence of "Jiangnan Dao ghost messengers", and they don't know that they have been working for others, such as Wuxi Heiwuchanghu Xiaoli and Baiwuchang Tangzi.But this fat man knew that he was having an affair just by blurting out, and the expression of the Wenzhou ghost guard kept changing. Could it be that he knew Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang?He knew that he was the little prince raised by Heiwuchang?

The watchman rubbed his hands wretchedly and smiled wickedly, like a villain: "You cuckolded my colleague, how do you think I know."

The Wenzhou ghost messenger's face turned pale, and he said in shock: "You are Jiangnan Dao Bai Wuchang!"

No wonder he didn't recognize the watchman.

Not every black and white impermanence has a good relationship. The relationship between the watchman and his colleagues is really ordinary. The two haven't seen each other for decades, and they don't necessarily say hello when they meet. They are the purest plastic colleagues.

Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang doted on his little husband, but he kept him as a pet.Would you deliberately introduce your plaything to a colleague you don't know well or have a good relationship with?

Watchman: "You are very smart, you thought of using a hundred ghost raft to cover up the breath of this foreign ghost. The hundred ghost raft is the most suitable magic weapon you can get, and it can help you cover up that this ghost was not from China before he was alive." secondly, he has eaten so many ghosts, heinous and unforgivable, and the golden light of the ghost certificate will definitely point to him. Not only your ghost certificate, because he is really evil, Wenzhou Those surrounding cities, Taizhou, Lishui... the ghost messengers in these places will definitely receive the golden light to exterminate him. But once the ghost raft is covered, he is completely hidden, even if I stand in front of him, I have no idea It was discovered that he was actually a ghost, until the three blood-red thunders smashed the hundred ghost rafts on his body."

Wenzhou ghost messenger's face was pale, and he hugged his dying lover tightly in his arms.After a long silence, he suddenly smiled: "You don't have a good relationship with that bastard Hei Wuchang, don't you?"

As soon as the words fell to the ground, the watchman showed surprise.

On the side, Lian Xi and Ji Chen were also quite curious, looking at the calm Wenzhou ghost messenger.

Wenzhou ghost messenger: "I don't know why you came to my little Wenzhou, but in short, what I did in Yangjian did not harm your interests. What kind of beast is Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang? You know it too. His methods..." Speaking of this, he gave a wry smile and didn't say anything more.

Lian Xi immediately understood.

The minister raised his eyebrows and asked the watchman: "What method?"

The watchmen are one head and two big, his colleagues are cruel, and their reputation is not very good.After being toyed with by him, many beautiful female ghosts and male ghosts have weakened breaths, and they almost lose their wits.And his colleague didn't send the person to reincarnation until the other person was about to die.Although they all cast good fetuses, none of the ghosts are willing to bear the pain of being played by Heiwuchang.If they were allowed to choose, they would probably rather lose their souls than endure those inhuman tortures.

The watchman said awkwardly: "It's not a good method..."

The Wenzhou ghost guard showed a bleak smile, and he directly recognized the watchman as the leader of the three: "Master Bai Wuchang, your reputation in the underworld is much better than that beast, if I say, I am willing to put my I will give you all the things I got in [-], including the rewards of decades of performance rankings, and the black impermanence certificate of that beast. Are you willing to let me live with him? You have never been able to beat that beast, but as long as you take it away His proof of black impermanence, maybe you can overwhelm him."

When he said that, the watchman's eyes flickered, and he was really moved.

However, at this moment, a cold male voice sounded: "Is he Japanese?"

The Wenzhou ghost guard paused, and he slowly raised his head to look at Lian Xi.After a long time, he said: "Yes. His name is Yamada Xianya."

Lian Xi looked at him indifferently, without saying a word.

Seeing his appearance, the Wenzhou ghost guard knew what he was thinking, and gritted his teeth, "Yes, you guessed it right. I was born in the 22nd year of the Republic of China, and I met Xian Ya when I was 16. Xian Ya was born in a noble family, and he was an officer. He It is true that he was involved in some wars and did some aggressive things before he met me, but since he and I met and fell in love, he has been with me and never killed a single Huaxia. He is a good man, he was just misguided , After meeting me, he woke up."

Lian Xi's voice was calm: "Where's the sea of ​​blood?"

Wenzhou ghost guards tightened their fingers and said without changing expression: "Xian Ya has been waiting for me in Yangjian for decades. He is not a Huaxia ghost. If he wants to avoid being discovered by local ghost guards, he can only cover up his breath by devouring ghosts. But those ghosts It’s not considered dead, as long as you send them to the underworld, they can be reincarnated.” He looked up at the watchman, “Master Bai Wuchang, ordinary ghost messengers can’t do it, but you, as a Jiangnan Dao ghost messenger, can do it Bar."

The watchman smiled dryly and nodded: "It is indeed possible, if what you said is true, your adulterer really just devoured ghosts and did not absorb their power."

Hearing the word "adulter", a faint light flashed in the eyes of the Wenzhou ghost guard. He was about to speak, but the minister gave a meaningful oh, which made him look up subconsciously.

Ji Chen finally figured out what happened: "So, when you died decades ago, you went to the underworld and was favored by Jiangnan Dao Heiwuchang; Ghost. Then you came back, you found him again, and we were together again." After a pause, the man's dark and indifferent eyes looked at the Wenzhou ghost messenger who was crying with pear blossoms and rain, and said lightly: "Then I have The last question, how do you suddenly increase your performance by tens of thousands at the last second every time?"

The brain was working quickly, and a question that had been ignored all the time suddenly flashed in his mind.Wenzhou ghost messenger: "Are you also ghost messengers?!"

Even Xi and Jichen didn't answer.

Wenzhou ghost messenger guessed it: "Sucheng ghost messenger?"

There is no response, but it is the default.

The Wenzhou ghost guard gritted his teeth, and suddenly regretted it, but after thinking about it carefully, there was nothing he could do.He had known for a long time that every time he surpassed Su Cheng Guichai at the last second, he would definitely arouse suspicion.But he was also helpless.Only when you get the first place, can you enter the national leaderboard and get the reward of Hundred Ghosts Raft.

Hundred ghost rafts are consumables, one is not enough every month, at least three are needed to cover the ghostly aura on Yamada Xianya.Therefore, he has to rank at least the top seven in the country every time in order to get three hundred ghost raft rewards.

In the past, he thought that his opponent was only the No. [-] Guichai in the other eight regions, but for some reason, two months ago, the Sucheng Guichai army rose up and became his competitor.

Wenzhou Guicha is also extremely helpless, he can only try to stabilize his number one throne, otherwise why would he be so bored, and must engage in such obvious cheating?

Wenzhou ghost messenger: "If I tell you, can you let us go. We really didn't do anything bad, we have been safe and sound, and we just want to live our little life."

Jichen glanced at him: "Oh."

The Wenzhou ghost guard heaved a sigh of relief: "It's the stock on the Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang certificate."

Watchman: "Stock?"

Wenzhou ghost messenger: "Yes, it's stock. You don't know, Mr. Baiwuchang. After I came to Yangjian, I found out that my Jiangnan Dao Heiwuchang certificate can draw commissions from ghost messengers in other cities, and I can get them to catch ghosts. performance."

"I know this."

"But you don't know, these achievements can actually be saved!"

"Huh?" All three of them were stunned.

Wenzhou Guichai explained: "First of all, I have no rivals in the 35 cities in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai. So in the past few decades, I have saved a lot of achievements that are useless in the impermanence certificate. When the performance reaches the seventh place in the country, it will stop, firstly, because it is afraid that others will find out that it is wrong, and secondly, the water will flow long, so as to prevent unexpected accidents."

Lian Xi suddenly realized: "So you have a lot of achievements in your black impermanence certificate, you can withdraw as much as you need?" Like a bank card.

"Correct!"

"Then how much deposit performance do you have now?"

"More than 920."

Lian Xi, Ji Chen, and watchman: "..."

The Wenzhou ghost officer looked at Jichen sincerely. He hugged his inhuman lover and said, "Sucheng ghost officer, I am willing to give you my black impermanence certificate. I will give you all of it. As long as you don't send him to be reincarnated." , I'll take him away, let's find an unknown place, and it will never appear again."

There are more than 900 million performance deposits in Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang certificate?

None of the three said anything.

However, seeing their silence, the Wenzhou ghost guard finally let go of the big stone in his heart. He said: "We just want to live." .But his hand stayed in the air for a long time, and he didn't see the minister to take it.

"...Sue City ghost?"

"Did I tell you to let you go?"

The Wenzhou ghost messenger's expression froze, and he opened his eyes wide: "You promised!"

The watchman coughed and kindly reminded the minister: "My lord, you really agreed."

Ji Chen frowned: "Is there?"

The watchman said seriously: "It really is."

Jichen: "Oh, I forgot."

Watchman: "..."

Wenzhou ghost messenger's eyes were red with anger: It's too much to bully!

Jichen didn't bother to talk to him, and turned to look at his colleagues. His indifferent eyes lingered on Lian Xi's calm face for a few seconds, and asked, "You want to let them go?"

Lian Xi looked up at him, and after a while, shook his head.

Jichen raised the corners of his lips and smiled: You guessed right.

Lian Xi stepped forward, looked calmly at the pair of very miserable little lovers, and asked, "Why not let him reincarnate."

The body of Wenzhou Guicha froze: "After reincarnation, can I still find him? We just want to stay together forever!"

Lian Xi: "It's not because you already knew that since he died in Huaxia, he was under the jurisdiction of Huaxia's underworld. He will not end well after he goes to the underworld, and maybe he will die out of his wits."

"Don't bully people too much!" Wenzhou Gui Chai roared angrily, his eyes almost cracking.

Lian Xi looked down at him expressionlessly.

The glamorous ghost guard looked at Lian Xi carefully, and then aimed at the watchman who was watching the excitement and the minister who looked indifferent behind him.He finally understood that among the three people, only the young man in front of him was human.Only humans can truly understand feelings.

Ghosts and gods are ruthless, they are all heterogeneous.If you want these three people to let go, you have to look at the young man in front of you.

Wenzhou ghost messenger said with a poignant smile, "Let me tell you a story." He changed his honorifics calmly. In the light of dusk, his voice was soft and melodious. accent.Thinking about it, when he was still alive decades ago, he must have been a stunning and youthful legendary actor.

"That year, when the pear blossoms were just blooming, Xianya's army drove into the city in trucks. He was not that bad. He was a scholar, a literati, very elegant and quiet. He liked to listen to operas, so..."

"and many more."

Wenzhou ghost messenger's voice stopped abruptly, and he looked up at Lian Xi blankly.

At this moment, the setting sun officially sank into the earth, and the night invaded.Dim light shone from behind the young man, and a faint gray-gold circle appeared around Lian Xi's body.

Lian Xi wondered: "Do you ghosts like to tell stories to others to gain sympathy?"

Wenzhou Guicha froze in place.

Lian Xi: "There is a saying I said to a female ghost before, and now I want to say it to you..."

"I don't want to hear your story, and I don't want to know how beautiful the love between you is, including how you changed this person so that he no longer participated in the war." After a pause, Lian Xi said calmly: "Look at your expression, Am I right? Maybe you still want to say that you persuaded him to save a few Chinese people."

Wenzhou ghost messenger's expression was shaken, Lian Xi guessed every word he wanted to say, this is exactly the story he wanted to describe!

Lian Xi: "Then is this story true or false?"

The Wenzhou ghost messenger's eyes shook.

Lian Xi: "Or half-truth?"

"Sucheng ghost messenger, listen to me..."

"That doesn't matter."

The Wenzhou ghost messenger was stunned.

Lian Xi looked down at him indifferently: "You just need to know that he must go to the underworld. As for what happens after going to the underworld, that is not up to us. And you should go to the underworld, too." Lian Xi turned to look at the watchman: "In this case, should we send him back to the underworld?"

The watchman was stunned for a moment, then he laughed: "My lord is right."

Ji Chen calmly said: "Send it to the underworld now?"

The three of them talked to themselves, without giving the Wenzhou ghost messenger a chance to speak, they had already decided the ending of him and the adulterer in his arms.

No, it shouldn't be like this.

Seeing the watchman take out his Jiangnan Daobai impermanence certificate, the Wenzhou ghost messenger also knew that he was no match for these three people.His body trembled, fear appeared on his face, and unspeakable panic welled up in his heart at this moment.

He stood up eagerly, because he was too excited, and the weak lover in his arms was thrown to the ground by him, but he couldn't care about it at the moment: "Wait, listen to me. Actually, I didn't do anything bad, right? What is the only grievance between me and you? I stole your first place twice? I am willing to give you all the rewards I got, and I don’t want any more!" He looked at Lianxi, "You are from Huaxia, you are because of You hate Xianya too much, so you have to send him to reincarnate no matter what?"

Lian Xi was a little surprised, he looked at the anxious appearance of the Wenzhou ghost messenger, and seemed to think of something: "It's sort of."

Wenzhou ghost messenger: "Then can you just let me go?"

Everyone was stunned.

The cold November night wind blows the leaves, making a rattling sound, cold and merciless.

The Wenzhou ghost guard was a little embarrassed, but he gritted his teeth and went all out, saying: "You Suzhou ghost guards don't know how terrifying that beast is, but you know that Jiangnan Daobai is impermanent. I stayed with him in the underworld." Tens of thousands of years, tens of thousands of years! One day in the world, one year in the underworld. I died that year, that is, 1940. I didn’t come out of the underworld until 87, and he finally agreed to let me go. Every day in those years, What kind of life am I living! If I go back like this, he will kill me, he will definitely kill me! Su Cheng ghost messenger, you are right, Xian Ya did kill many Chinese people before his death. He is a The Japanese military officer, who was still on the front line, must have done a lot of rape and robbery. I can testify, but I am innocent, and I really persuaded him. After he really knew me, he didn’t kill much.”

The air is quiet.

a long time.

"Is this the love you humans always talk about?" The god laughed mockingly, the laughter was elegant and cool.

Lian Xi looked back at Jichen, and calmly corrected his colleague: "So from the beginning, I felt that these two people were very unpleasant. However, this is not the love that humans always say, this is the hypocrisy that humans always say .”