Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

The Wenzhou ghost guard listened to what Lian Xi and Jichen said, and he looked up at the two of them, but didn't say anything.

He is willing to live and die with the man he loves the most, to suffer the catastrophe of heavenly thunder together with him, and maybe even be scattered. However, he doesn't want to go back to the underworld, he doesn't want to see Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang!

"I can live and die with you, but I can't live and die for you. 』

Thinking of that man, the Wenzhou ghost guard shuddered, and a chill welled up from the bottom of his heart made him shiver all over.That kind of fear has been deeply implanted in his heart. Even after decades, he has forgotten the description of that terrifying evil spirit, but he can't forget the death-like despair that person brought to him.

He doesn't want to go back, he can't go back!Once he goes back, Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang will definitely kill him!

"Let me go, I beg you. I'm not lying, what I'm saying is true." Wenzhou ghost messenger's voice was hoarse, and he looked at the three of Lian Xi eagerly.

The strangeness of Wenzhou ghost messengers fell into Lian Xi's eyes. He thought for a moment and asked, "Are you so afraid of the dark and impermanent Taoism in the south of the Yangtze River?"

Hearing this name, the Wenzhou ghost messenger exclaimed in shock, his face turned pale.

Lian Xi looked at the watchman: "Is it so scary?"

Jichen was also curious and looked at the watchman.

The watchman said embarrassingly: "This...isn't really counted. My colleague just has some special hobbies. But he is not a bully who robs people's ghosts. His eight-bedroom concubine and this little husband are all I voluntarily made good friends with him. Before my colleagues put them in the house, they made a contract with them. After many years, I sent them to reincarnate, and promised them that I would give them a good one.”

Lian Xi asked: "Impermanence in black and white still have this kind of right?" Whoever wants to have a good pregnancy can have a good pregnancy?

Watchman: "This kind of trivial matter is still somewhat privileged. Every hundred years, we will be allocated a certain number of quotas. As long as the reincarnated ghost did not commit a heinous crime, such as massacring tens of thousands of people, which is not allowed by nature, we ghost messengers can give some The ghost casts a good fetus, and the judge and Lord Yama pass by with one eye closed."

Lian Xi: "So casual?"

The watchman had a subtle smile on his obscenely fat face, and said honestly: "My lord, aren't the rules determined by ghosts and gods?"

Lian Xi didn't ask any more questions.

Hearing these words, Jichen showed a thoughtful expression.

The watchman got the acquiescence of the two adults, and immediately became arrogant, looking down on the young gentleman with arrogance.

One thing Lian Xi didn't know was that the watchman was actually one of the kindest ghosts and gods in the underworld. He was too lazy to bully men and women, and he was not interested in abusing his power.The thing that the watchman does the most every day, apart from catching ghosts, is to practice diligently and surpass his colleagues as soon as possible.

Huaxia Nine Paths, Eighteen Ghosts, and Jiangnan Dao Heiwuchang are definitely at the top, not number one, but also the top two.

The watchman has the goal of catching up with his colleagues, and every day is considered to be enjoyable.But what about other ghosts and gods?

Day after day of work, the unchanging underworld.When ghosts line up for reincarnation, they are still in a daze, not knowing life and death; but ghosts and gods are always awake.Day by day, watching the scenes of yin and yang separated, six reincarnations.

The watchman didn't think his colleagues were perverted. Didn't those concubines and husbands who signed the contract heard other little ghosts say that Jiangnan was notorious for being dark and impermanent?They all know it.But everyone who wants to take shortcuts, or who has done some evil things in his lifetime, knows that he will not have a good pregnancy in his next life, wants to take advantage of opportunism, and rely on his beauty to get people, they will always have a fluke mentality.

Maybe Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang is not so scary?

Maybe Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang will be good to me?

The people who can be admired by Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang are all beauties selected in a million.They have tasted the benefits of their outstanding hue during their lifetime, and feel that everyone will treat them very well because of their beauty.I always think that I will always be the special one, so I sign the contract.And in the end, except for one Wenzhou ghost messenger who really got the favor of Hei Wuchang, which was regarded as a lot of benefits, the others were tortured to half-death, and they had no chance to go to Yangjian to work as ghost messengers to save their achievements, and were sent directly to reincarnation. See any preferential treatment other than the contract.

The watchman looked at the Wenzhou ghost guard with a smile, and his tone was calm, without any sympathy: "Don't keep saying how scary my colleague is, he is a bit cruel and a bit of a beast, but he treats you well. I gave you a ghost certificate. You work hard in the yang world, and you will be reincarnated in a few years. Not to mention reincarnated as a horse, at least you can be reincarnated as a king. I met my colleague two years ago. While hugging the sixth concubine, he still misses you, saying that after you are reincarnated, he will ask the judge to make you not only rich and rich in your next life, but also healthy and smooth all your life."

The Wenzhou ghost guard stared at him coldly: "Do you want to give it to you?"

"Hahahaha." The watchman laughed, and he mocked: "I was a traitor in my lifetime, and I knew that according to the judge's rules, I would have to be reincarnated as a pig in my next life, so I went to beg the notorious Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang, begging him Accept yourself as a young husband?"

His deeds were uncovered, and the expression of the Wenzhou ghost messenger kept changing, making it extremely ugly.

Lian Xi glanced at the watchman: "You didn't mention this before."

The watchman immediately complimented: "My lord, it's the little one who forgot. This kind of little person, the little one really can't remember. He has been in the world for decades, and it has been thousands of years, and the little one just remembered it. "

The Wenzhou ghost guard defended himself: "I am not a traitor! I am indeed with Xian Ya, but since I was with him, I have not done anything harmful to nature, and I even advised him not to participate in the war!"

Watchman: "Who knows what you're telling is the truth or a lie."

The Wenzhou ghost guard said angrily: "If even one word of what I said is false, I am willing to be tortured by that beast for another ten thousand years!"

The watchman was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "It seems that it is really true..."

Now, Lian Xi is completely aware of the truth of the matter.

It is true that they are in love, and it is also true that the Japanese killed many Chinese. After they got together, the actor did persuade his lover not to kill, and the Japanese military officer did as well.However……

Ji Chen turned his head and said calmly, "How much performance will be added by sending him to the underworld?"

The Wenzhou ghost messenger turned pale in an uproar.

The watchman flattered him and said, "don't worry, my lord, there should be a lot. This is also a big ghost."

The Wenzhou ghost officer panicked: "No, I said everything, I will give you all my rewards, I just ask you to let me go, I don't want to go back, I don't want to see that beast!"

No one paid any heed to his words.

This time, Lian Xi didn't bother the watchman anymore, he took out his Su Cheng Bai Wu Chang certificate.

The Wenzhou ghost guard trembled uncontrollably: "Is there really any deep hatred between us? Sucheng ghost guard, think about it carefully." He didn't hold out hope for the two ghosts and gods. He stared at Lian Xi, trying to impress him. This human being said, "I just took away your first place twice, and I can return it to you. I still have a lot of deposits in my bank card, and these are all yours. Those rewards are also all Here it is. Please, let me go, give me a way out!"

"Speaking of which, there's something I've never thought about." Lian Xi said suddenly, but the Wenzhou ghost guard stopped his voice.Lian Xi looked down at the beautiful young man with a begging face in front of him. Because of the panic and pleading on his face, this face was no longer so admirable, but more indescribably cramped.

The Wenzhou ghost messenger asked cautiously, "Wh-what's the matter?"

Lian Xi: "Before we used that old ghost to lure you into a trap, and you also sent a rabbit ghost to check the situation, but why did you choose to turn around and run away instead of being baited?"

The watchman glared and said, "Don't lie in front of adults!"

Lian Xi didn't respond to the watchman's flattery, but the minister was very satisfied, two golden lights on his body quietly floated up and flew to the watchman.The watchman suddenly felt much refreshed, and his cultivation base, which had been immobile for many years, also improved a little, as if there were signs of loosening, which surprised him.

It's really strange, could it be that cultivating in the yang world can better improve the realm?

The watchman suddenly had many thoughts in his mind.

The Wenzhou ghost messenger rolled his eyes, thinking that this was not a big deal, so he told the truth.

"In fact, I know that old ghost. I have dealt with him more than 20 years ago. But he is very powerful. I don't want to fight him, so the two sides made an agreement that we will not interfere with each other. This time he suddenly appeared in Wenzhou In the urban area, I thought he was trying to break the agreement, but I couldn't beat him for a while, so I turned around and ran away."

Lian Xi: "I heard Wuxi Hei Wuchang said that when you encounter such a big ghost, you can choose to join forces with ghosts in nearby cities. Even if the final results are evenly divided, it is still profitable."

The ghost messenger in Wenzhou stammered and refused to speak.But the watchman understood it at a glance, smiled wretchedly, and pointed out the truth: "You are afraid that other ghosts will come to Wenzhou to find your old lover!"

Wenzhou Guicha has nothing to say.

Lian Xi looked at him quietly without opening his mouth.

After a few seconds, a light male voice sounded, with a very impatient tone: "Don't send them to reincarnation?" It's all about achievements.

Lian Xi looked at his colleague: "Yeah." Then, he opened his impermanence certificate.

Seeing this, the Wenzhou ghost messenger's eyes turned cold.

"I have compromised and made it so, don't bully others too much. You are the ones who drove me to my death!"

He shouted angrily, and without hesitation, he suddenly used the summoning banner, summoned countless animal ghosts, and attacked Lianxi.

I saw a tiger ghost roaring sky-shatteringly, stomping on the ground and rushing towards Lian Xi.

On the other hand, Wenzhou ghost messengers are not idle either.In addition to the soul-calling banner, he also opened the impermanence certificate of Jiangnan Daohei's impermanence.

"Hundred ghosts are all there, as if seeing a yin god!"

Watchman: "No, this is my colleague's spell, and he even taught this little gentleman."

The watchman said something was wrong, but he didn't panic.Even if Wenzhou Guicha used Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang's spell, it would not be a cause for concern, because the effect of the same spell is completely different for different people.It's like a watchman using a gong to peek, but only the black and white silent films of the last century can be seen; when using his spells and instruments, the effect is 4K video Dolby sound.

The watchman reminded him this way just to show his loyalty.He has long seen that the two adults he respects are powerful, and today even if his colleagues make a move in person, they will not be able to please them.

The ghost messenger from Wenzhou seemed to be on the brink of death, his expression was desperate and crazy, and countless ghosts, mixed with monstrous black yin energy, rushed towards Lian Xi.

Having experienced so many incidents, Lian Xi is not panicked.He calmly and calmly pressed the bronze bell, and gently moved it.

hum!

A steady bell rang.

The bronze bell flew out from Lianxi's wrist, and with a whoosh, it attacked the summoning banner and Jiangnan Daoheiwuchangzheng.The moment the two sides collided, the raging Yin energy instantly dissipated.

Lian Xi stepped forward and was about to continue sending Wenzhou ghost messenger and his concubine to the underworld, but saw the Wenzhou ghost messenger bit his lips, turned around and ran towards his lover who was lying on the ground behind him.His movements were extremely fast, almost at the moment he threw out the Black Impermanence Certificate and the Spirit Calling Banner, he rushed backward at the same time.

Lian Xi was taken aback, thinking something was wrong.

I saw the Wenzhou ghost guard hugging his lover who was lying on the ground.

"You will definitely not end well if you go to the underworld, you will only be tortured, and then your soul will be scattered. Xian Ya, I will make the decision for you!"

The Wenzhou ghost messenger had firm eyes, and he hugged his dying lover tightly.Yamada Xianya couldn't answer his words and was still in a coma.But he had already turned his palm, and a small and delicate hairpin inlaid with gold appeared in his hand.Wenzhou Guicha didn't say a word, holding a golden hairpin, raised his right hand high, and stabbed his lover in his arms.

This slender golden hairpin is rolled up to carry a lot of Yin energy, it is actually the magic weapon of impermanence of Wenzhou ghost messengers!

Yes, the soul-calling flag used by Wenzhou Guichai before was a reward for the performance leaderboard; the Black Impermanence Certificate was a magic weapon that was borrowed.Only this golden hairpin is his own magic weapon that he obtained after being certified by the Wenzhou ghost messenger as the master.

"You go first, I'll be there later!"

All this happened so fast, the golden hairpin was about to pierce Yamada Xianya's chest, even Xi and the watchman had no time to stop it.But there was a sharp whistling sound, and a golden light flashed through the air, hitting the golden hairpin in Wenzhou ghost messenger's hand.He let out a scream, and the golden hairpin was pierced and broken by the golden light, turned into two pieces, and fell to the ground.

Lian Xi turned his head and looked at the man beside him.

The golden album hovered beside Ji Chen, and when he noticed Lian Xi's gaze, Ji Chen also looked at him, raising his eyebrows lightly: "You don't want performance anymore?"

If Yamada Xianya was killed by Wenzhou ghost messengers, and her soul was scattered, it would certainly not count as their achievement.

After a long time, Lian Xi nodded slightly: "Of course."

The next moment, the ruthless Suzhou ghost messenger sent a couple of lovers to the underworld without blinking an eye.By the way, he also took away the Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang certificate that the Wenzhou ghost guard dropped on the ground, and did not send it back together.

When they were thrown into the underworld, the Wenzhou ghost messenger hugged his lover and stared at the three of them with resentful eyes.It seems to be saying that you must never give him a chance to come back, as long as he comes back, he will definitely take revenge.

He always didn't bother to talk to this kind of person, and he didn't understand the meaning of Wenzhou ghost messenger's last look.He just picked up the black impermanence card on the ground, then flipped through it casually, frowning slightly: "Not many names?"

Although the name on the impermanence certificate will be updated in real time, if you have been a ghost messenger for decades, the name of the ghost you caught at the beginning may have disappeared-to make room for the name of the new ghost.After all, the thickness of the certificate of impermanence remains unchanged.But the problem is, Jichen opened the certificate of impermanence and took a closer look: "Just these few?"

"Let me take a look." Lian Xi looked at the impermanence certificate that Wenzhou ghost police had received, and he also frowned: "It's very few."

"My lord, please let the little one take a look." The watchman found out the certificate of impermanence. After reading it, he immediately understood: "This little gentleman is lazy! He knows how to mess with his concubine all day long, so why would he want to catch him?" Ghost! He only needs to peel off a little 'deposit' from my colleague's impermanence certificate every day, and transfer it to his own impermanence certificate, which is considered his own performance. Tsk, the little thing is very insidious."

The author has something to say:

Some readers said that it was uncomfortable to read, which is normal, because it is a collection of selfishness and evil to reveal the setting of the underworld a little bit.This article does not intend to take the route of Wei Guangzheng's family fun, but wants to take a more alternative and more novel way.If it’s the kind of spiritual essay that pleases everyone and caters to 99% of the public, including my own three views, I’ve written it, and I won’t write it again.

However, I have something to say about this chapter. In the previous chapter, Xiaoshou was motivated by selfishness. Regardless of what the truth of Schrödinger is, I personally have never agreed with this choice, and I also said it was wrong in the article.Of course, many people feel the same way.Then, in this chapter, Xiao Shou and the others sent the pair of lovers to the underworld for trial, and you feel uncomfortable again.Then this is a contradiction.

I don't agree with selfishness; I don't agree with doing things impartially.

So, just follow your own preferences.

This is what I disagree with the most. Of course, many people have already abandoned the article, and I don’t particularly care about it. We all meet each other by fate, so it’s good to say goodbye and say hello to each other.If there is a second batch of people who want to abandon the article or gain weight here, I think I can understand it.But since the self-contradiction has come out, let me just say what I really think, anyway, the end is coming soon.My idea is that I am tired of deciding what is right and what is wrong based on my own preferences, so hell is wrong, attacking is wrong, and suffering is not right.The law of the underworld is also wrong, because it is all decided by ghosts and gods.Do you know what red light and golden light are? It is Xiao Gong's judgment and his preference.Ghosts and gods regard all things as straw dogs, but this does not mean that they are really machines without emotions, they are conscious.Because they have feelings, they are biased.And one person's opinion can never be correct.Maybe he is right most of the time, but if he always seems to be right, he will always be right.

What this article wants to do is to abandon the underworld and avoid ghosts and gods.

Every individual is not qualified to judge others with one's preferences and emotions. The real basis for judgment is the law.The law may not be perfect, but it is constantly improving and perfecting.If today a thinks that this person deserves to die, b thinks that this person should be sentenced to 20 years, and c thinks that this person should be acquitted.Whom should I listen to?Even if 99% of people think that they should choose a, it is all private.Even if the answer given by the law is a, he didn't judge it because 99% of people think it should be a.It's a complex first-come-first-serve problem.Because 99% of the people think that it should be a, a law is enacted to choose a; but after the law is enacted, it will no longer be affected by "I think".The existence of the law is to keep people from getting personal feelings.

Of course, it's reasonable and reasonable, first and then reason.Laws are made by people, and improvements are also made by people. Its essence is to serve people.There are many things in real life that need to be judged and adjusted by humans. The law also has its irrationality, which often makes people feel unfair. This requires gradual improvement.There is absolutely no absolute fairness in reality, but this article is unnecessary, and it can be solved with a sentence of heaven.Absolute fairness can exist in novels, but this absolute fairness should never be determined by the attacker or by some emotional individual.This has always been my idea. I mentioned it in the previous Cultivation of Immortals article. I don’t want to be the way of heaven, because the way of heaven should be ruthless, and he doesn’t want to be deprived of himself, so he gave up.

Finally, old readers who have read my articles should know that I like to try different themes, and I hardly write about the same themes in recent years.The supernatural text can't be the same.Readers who do not agree with the setting of this article, we can see you later~ The novel is for fun, and my next article should be more relaxed.Recently, I have also reflected on whether this article has output too much Three Views (although many people have misunderstood my Three Views, you will know at the end).The novel shouldn’t be like this. I’m quite reflective on this matter. It’s a newcomer’s mistake, but the idea of ​​this article at the beginning is already too much to export the three views. The core is like this, so it’s been a while since I wrote this. Most of it is impossible to change, so I will continue to improve it~

Thank you for reading this. Every article is a progress and gives me a lot of feelings.In general, writing is a very happy thing.