Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Before seeing Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang with their own eyes, Lian Xi and Ji Chen had only one word in their impression of him: Green!

In addition, there are three words to describe it: do all kinds of evil, bully men and women, and animals in the underworld.

The last word was not thought of by Lian Xi and Ji Chen, but when the young minister of Wenzhou talked with the watchman, both of them used this word to describe the dark and impermanent way of Jiangnan——

"That's a beast!"

This is a misunderstanding of common sense. People always think that a bully who robs women should be ugly, otherwise why would he want to rob them?

Under this preconceived notion, coupled with the watchman's own appearance, Lian Xi subconsciously felt that Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang should be a fat bully, at least his appearance should be below the level.So when he was blocked by the other party, he never guessed the other party's identity. It was not until all the hints were put in front of him that he finally realized: This person is Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang!

Jichen: "Why do you look so different?"

Watchman: "???"

Jichen was really curious, he asked: "Shouldn't you look similar?"

Watchman: "..."

As long as I can beat you, the grass on your grave is two meters high now.

Every time he sees his colleagues, the watchman can't help but his legs go weak and he dare not look directly at each other.He shivered and got up from the ground, wanting to be tough, but after looking up and meeting Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang, Jiang Gui stared at him treacherously and giggled.The watchman trembled in fright, then softened immediately, and flattered him: "You, why are you here..."

"You made them beat my dog?"

dog?The watchman reacted: "How can you, Jiang Gui, you are talking about your little husband." Speaking of this, the watchman showed an expression filled with righteous indignation, and said indignantly for his colleagues: "That little bastard, you treat him How wonderful, how could I not know. It turned out that he was lucky, after he arrived in the world, he secretly had a man behind your back! You don’t know about this, do you?”

Jiang Gui was not unhappy about being exposed face to face, he said meaningfully: "I know."

Watchman: "Huh?" Knowing that you are still protecting the little husband who cuckolded you?

The beautiful and slender peach eyes were filled with pure black emotions, and the disgusting malice was almost solidified. Jiang Gui let out a sharp and piercing laugh, and said word by word: "I didn't know that Japanese devil." Judge Cui sent someone to take away Fa Guan when he arrived in the underworld. It is said that he will spend tens of thousands of years in the [-]th floor of hell before his soul flies away. But Qiao and Yue..."

Everyone looked at Jiang Gui one after another.

Jiang Gui licked his teeth: "I really like him."

Watchman: "No way, he will give you a cuckold!" Do you still like this?

Jiang Gui pretended to be surprised and asked back: "Why can't I like him? I like him so much that I want to eat his flesh, drink his blood, chew his bones and swallow them one by one..."

A gust of cold wind blew by, and everyone sympathized with the fate of the ghost messenger in Wenzhou.

Looking at their expressions, Jiang Gui naturally knew that they had misunderstood.But he didn't bother to correct it.

He said he likes Qiao and Yue, which is true.The actor with thin skin and tender flesh was very good in bed, and his appearance was also very suitable for him, and his mouth was very pleasing--his mouth was pleasing to him in various senses.Jiang Gui was really reluctant to really want to tear Qiao Yuyue's corpse into thousands of pieces and his soul fly away.As for wearing a cuckold for himself, this is the difference between Jiang Gui's deformed and distorted views and normal people.

From Jiang Gui's point of view, you have a dog, and you usually play with it when you have nothing to do.Haven't watched it for a while, the dog went out to mess with other wild dogs, and now it's back...

Will you be very angry?

Jiang Gui giggled.Could he be angry with two dogs?

In the night wind, cold eyebrows and eyes coldly swept across Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang, Lian Xi said calmly, "So you came this time to avenge him?"

Jiang Gui smiled without saying a word, but instead his eyes lingered on Lian Xi's face for a long time, and then silently aimed at Ji Chen.

Su Cheng's black and white appearance was beyond his expectation.

Su Cheng Bai Wuchang was handsome and elegant, wearing thin and loose casual clothes.The brows and eyes are Jiang Gui's favorite soft and quiet eyes, but it's a pity that he prefers the rich and picturesque peonies, which are gorgeous and rich, while Bai Wuchang is a little lighter, more like tough and quiet green bamboos.

Su Cheng Hei Wuchang's appearance was not the one that Jiang Gui liked, but when Su Cheng Hei Wuchang looked at him, the subconsciously condescending gaze made him displeased, feeling disgusted and oppressed. The feeling arises spontaneously.

If you want to kill someone, you have to pick someone first... so who should you pick?

Jiang Gui laughed viciously, and the next moment, his eyes were cold, and he flipped open his Jiangnan Dao Hei Impermanence Certificate, pointing out.

"Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang edict, all ghosts follow me, order and prohibit!"

boom!

A majestic and surging Yin Qi rose from under the earth.

The watchman's complexion changed drastically: "No, my lord, he really wants to kill us! After he gets back his black impermanence certificate, his strength will soar twice, so don't be careless!"

Naturally, Lian Xi and Ji Chen didn't need his reminder, they took out their magic weapon immediately.

Bronze bells buzzed and golden albums whizzed out.

Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang has more thick and terrifying yin energy than anyone Lian Xi has ever seen before!Compared with him, the Yin Qi Haiyang of the old ghost with black teeth and the Japanese adulterer is completely insignificant.Countless Yin Qi burst out from the ground, and in an instant, the entire Sioux City was enveloped and filled with that invisible black Yin Qi.

"Why is it suddenly colder?"

"Is it windy?"

Ordinary people can't see Yin Qi, but they can feel the chill crawling out from the depths of their bones.

At the same time, Wuxi Black and White Wuchang, who were catching ghosts, were stunned.Hu Xiaoli held Tang Zi by the collar and led him up a tall building.The two were in Wuxi, and they all looked towards the direction of Sucheng. Soon, Tang Zi was shocked and said, "What is that?"

Hu Xiaoli: "The yin energy permeates the whole city, has a peerless evil spirit been born?"

In addition to Wuxi, the ghost messenger in Shanghai, which is closest to Suzhou City, also found something strange.The Shanghai ghost guard watched from afar the huge cloud of yin energy floating over the entire Sioux City, and both of them showed expressions of horror.They looked at each other and reached a consensus - if the ghost messenger in Sucheng is still alive after tonight, they will never trouble each other in the future, no matter how much the other cheats, they will admit it!

Tang Zi turned his head and left: "Shall we help? This must be a super evil spirit."

Hu Xiaoli grabbed the child's hair: "What are you thinking, with our lame level, why are you going to die and cause trouble?"

Tang Zi: "Oh, hair, hair!"

Hu Xiaoli and Tang Zi's decision not to come to help was right. When Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang got back his Hei Wuchang certificate, his strength increased sharply, which made Lian Xi and Jichen unavoidably froze.

Without a doubt, this is the most powerful opponent they have ever seen.

The two sides stared at each other vigilantly, and in almost an instant, they both started.

Jiang Gui made seals with his hands and cast spells. Tens of thousands of fierce ghosts galloped and roared from his side, rushing towards Lian Xi and Chen Chen.

The bronze bells vibrated continuously, shaking the ghosts away with the sound of the bell; the golden album also emitted a golden light, where the golden light led the ghosts screaming and turning into white smoke, disappearing.

But there are too many of these ghosts!

The power of the bronze bell and golden album leaves Jiang Gui in awe.He sneered and said, "It's kind of interesting." After saying that, he summoned monstrous evil spirits and rushed towards Lian Xi and the other two.

No matter how powerful the magic weapon is, if it is not used, it will be greatly reduced.

Lian Xi really didn't know much about bronze bells, and he gradually lost the wind.

A cloud of Yin Qi rushed towards him, and Ji Chen stretched out his hand to grab Lian Xi who was knocked down by the Yin Qi, pulled his arm and took him behind him to hide.Then, his eyes turned cold, and he looked up to the opposite side.His bony fingers grasped the air in vain, and the golden album flew back into the palm of Ji Chen.

In the roaring and hunting wind, the handsome and handsome man in black sternly raised his eyebrows like a knife, raised his white fingertips, and tapped lightly on the golden album.

"Six Paths Wheel, I am the only one who lives... Fengdu's order!"

After the words fell, a dazzling and bright golden light shone on the golden album.However, Jichen's face was slightly pale, his brain seemed to be pierced with thousands of silver needles, and the intense pain made him sweat quickly on his forehead.

This was the first time that Ji Chen showed a look of depression during a fight, he staggered, Lian Xi held his hand: "What's wrong?"

Jichen pursed his lips and shook his head: "...there is a voice."

Lian Xi: "What voice?"

"Talking."

"what?"

The pain in his head became more severe, and Ji Chen was speechless, but then a deep voice sounded in his mind: "I will die!" This voice belonged to him!This year flashed through Ji Chen's mind, and soon, the pain was suppressed by the voice.

At the same moment, the vast golden light bursting out from the golden album swept across the vast power, rushing like a flood towards the tens of thousands of ghosts attracted by Dao Hei Wuchang in the south of the Yangtze River.Wherever the golden light went, the ghosts screamed and disappeared.In the blink of an eye, the golden light burst out, and the black air permeating the entire Sioux City was burned by the golden light, and disappeared in a flash.

The black air dissipated, and the golden light flourished.

Yin Qi was swallowed and consumed, Jiang Gui's throat sweetened, and he spat out blood.He stared at Ji Chen coldly, not showing it on the face, but he was extremely shocked in his heart: What the hell are you?

That being the case, a sternness flashed across Jiang Guijiao's pretty face, he opened his mouth screaming, and spit out the golden paper that almost hit Lian Xi severely: "I wanted to capture you alive, but now it seems that it is absolutely impossible. Then give me all to die!"

In the next second, the words on the golden paper turned into countless golden dots and flew into the air.Staying in the dark night for a moment, they turned into countless golden swords, pointing down, stabbing at Qiaochen and Lianxi.

The watchman widened his eyes in horror: "No, he used Judge Cui's life and death book!"

There was no time to think about it, the watchman was about to run away, how could he be a match for life and death.If it was said that Jiang Gui just wanted to catch Lian Xi and Jia Chen and didn't do anything to him at all, then now that he used the book of life and death, he didn't even care about the watchman.This thing is inhumane and cannot be manipulated by humans.Even Judge Cui can't control the book of life and death. The book of life and death attacks indiscriminately. If you don't run away, the watchman will also be attacked by it.

But after running a few steps, the watchman turned his head to take a look.The offensive of the book of life and death was too urgent, even Xi and Jichen didn't react, especially Jichen had just relieved his headache and showed no sign of running away.

Thousands of thoughts flashed through his mind, the watchman gritted his teeth and turned his head.

"Jiangnan Daobai Impermanence Edict, I am not the only one who judges, life and death!"

"It's dry, be careful with candles!"

"Boom!"

With a bang, the watchman rang the gong, his ghost weapon.The gong made a piercing sound, forming an invisible boundary between the three of them and Jiang Gui.After knocking this time, the watchman turned around and ran away, but his running speed was two seconds slower this time, and it was destined to be impossible to completely escape the attack range of the Book of Life and Death.

At this moment, under the Nine Netherworld, beside the Wangchuan River.

The river of Wangchuan, which has not changed for tens of millions of years, rushes across and hits both sides of the bank.The densely packed ghosts lined up with their heads bowed, and walked into the three palaces located by the river one by one.The ghosts in front of the gates of these three palaces are bustling, constantly coming in and out.And in the last Yinlu Department hall belonging to Judge Cui, no new ghosts have entered for three full days.

Judge Cui was handling the official affairs of the underworld, and Yunnan Daohei Wuchang came to report on his duties, and he seized the opportunity to stay on the sidelines to please and sell.

The pretty short-haired ghost blinked, and said, "My lord, the rewards for the performance leaderboard have been changed, please take a look."

Judge Cui snorted softly, "Not bad."

Observing Magistrate Cui's expression, Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang said: "Those low-level ghost officers are really good at taking advantage of loopholes. Who would have thought that such a thing as a hundred ghost rafts could be used by low-level ghost officers to cover up the secrets and save a heinous man?" What about evil spirits. Ordinary people dare to deceive ghosts and gods. From a small point of view, this accident is not due to the loopholes in the performance rankings arranged by the adults, but because the Wenzhou ghosts are too opportunistic, it is simply disgusting!"

Judge Cui felt much happier after being flattered by her.The scholar-like magistrate glanced at his subordinates knowingly, put down his official duties, and asked, "The Wenzhou ghost messenger is still in the Jiang ghost's mansion?"

"Of course it is." Taking advantage of Jiang Gui's absence, Yunnan Daohei Wuchang grinned and put eye drops on him: "The Wenzhou ghost messenger should have fried it in a frying pan until it was golden and crispy. After ten years of frying, And then sent to reincarnation III of the beast realm, this is your rule. But that Jiang ghost took advantage of the loopholes in the rules to take the Wenzhou ghost messenger to his own house and made him a concubine. You see, all this is Jiang ghost asking for trouble , He deserves it! Now that Wenzhou ghost messenger should have been tortured in every possible way and entered the hell again."

Judge Cui didn't know much about Jiang Gui's methods of torturing people in bed, and he didn't bother to care about it.He said lightly: "Wait for Ghost Jiang to come back, let him send that little ghost back."

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang rolled his eyes: "He wants to say, he has already signed a life-and-death contract with that brat?"

Judge Cui reprimanded: "It's just a life-and-death contract, you tell him, if he doesn't want to, ask him to ask this judge."

Ghost Jiang is finally going to be unlucky!Yunnan Daohei Wuchang accepted the decree with a smile: "Yes!"

Holding the judge's pen in his hand and the book of life and death in the other hand, Judge Cui said calmly: "Counting the days, it will take several years to go from the underworld to the underworld and cross the two realms. Now, Ghost Jiang should arrest Luo Zhong who went to the underworld without permission. Come back. There is also the impermanence of black and white in Sucheng, this judge wants to ask them carefully, what is the life and death of the mortal Li Guoxin."

That's right, after Judge Cui discovered that Li Guoxin's cause of death was abnormal, he immediately ordered his subordinates to find out that this Li Guoxin was from Sioux City.Wanting to find out why there was such a strange change in the cause of his death, Judge Cui naturally ordered someone to call Jiangnan Road, Black and White Impermanence.

However, if you don't call, you don't know. When you call, you are startled.

Jiangnan Dao Heiwuchang Jiang Gui came, but Bai Wuchang Luo finally disappeared!

Judge Cui counted his fingers and was furious: "Na Luo finally dares to steal to Yangjian privately!"

Now that's all right, Judge Cui ordered Jiang Gui to go to the underworld, arrest Luo Zhong and come back to confess his guilt, and then bring back Su Cheng's black and white impermanence. He will personally interrogate Li Guoxin about the strange cause of death.

Yunnan Daoheiwuchang joked: "My lord, the black and white impermanence in Sucheng also has some tricks, and they were able to convince Luo Zhong to work under their hands."

They knew from Jiang Gui's mouth that Luo Zhong is now the dog's leg of the Sucheng ghost messenger. Willing to return.

Hearing this, Judge Cui showed a faint smile on his majestic face.This is not an approachable smile, but a kind of gods who despise the common people, so they smiled indifferently: "Luo Zhong's strength has always been unsatisfactory, and he ranks at the bottom among your eighteen ghosts. Jiang Gui will go, naturally No problem. His strength ranks first among the Eighteen Ghost Emissaries, and he has already surpassed his immediate boss, the Yin Law Envoy, Meng Po. If Lord Yama orders another judge to be elected one day, Jiang Gui will be the one with the best chance. "

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang showed an angry expression, but she was helpless.Jiang Gui is really strong, so strong that he has long since ceased to belong to the ghost level, and he can already be said to be the number one ghost under the judge.

That is to say, Jiang Gui has a bad character and is extremely unpopular in the underworld, otherwise he should have been promoted long ago.Now he is still doing Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang, it may be because Judge Cui deliberately suppressed him and wanted to grind his temper.

Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang flattered: "Ghost Jiang makes a move, so you don't have to worry about it."

Judge Cui laughed and said, "I also specially asked him to bring the life and death book with Li Guoxin's biography, so that nothing will go wrong. Even if Luo Zhong vowed to help those two low-level ghosts in the world, it was easy to catch. "

The two smiled slightly.

However, the moment Judge Cui finished speaking, suddenly, the book of life and death in his hand trembled violently.

Judge Cui's expression changed drastically, and he grabbed the book of life and death forcefully: "What happened!"

At the same time, the entire Yinlu Department hall trembled with the trembling of the book of life and death.

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang said in horror: "My lord, my lord, this..."

boom!

An invisible force came from outside the hall.Judge Cui let out a low cry, his wrist was hit by this force from the underworld, and he accidentally let go of the hand holding the Book of Life and Death.Seeing that the book of life and death was about to fall to the ground, Judge Cui let out a rage, and the mana in his body circulated, grabbing the book of life and death.

Soon, the changes in the hall were suppressed by Judge Cui.

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang panicked: "My lord?"

Judge Cui flipped through the book of life and death with a cold expression, and when he turned to a blank page, he suddenly opened his eyes wide, wanting to vomit blood: "How could someone steal this page of my book of life and death! It's impossible, How is this possible, they have completely lost contact... No, this is impossible!!!"

At the same time, Yangjian, Sioux City.

Lian Xi manipulated the bronze bell, and Ji Chen held the golden album.The golden light sprinkled on the book of life and death, followed by the ancient and profound bell of the bronze bell.When the golden light shone, the bell rang, and the sword light of the book of life and death suddenly stopped and dimmed quietly.

The next moment, a page of life and death book flew out of Jiang Gui's hand, flew in front of Lian Xi, and was grabbed by him.

The half-fleeing watchman: "???"

The dumbfounded Jiang Gui: "???"

The watchman came back to his senses and ran back: "It's not my lord, this, this is the book of life and death, just subdue it like this? How did you subdue it?"

Ji Chen put away the golden album, calmly and confidently said, "I don't know."

Watchman: "Ah?" What do you mean don't know!

Jichen: "Try it, and I'll conquer it." As he said, he glanced at the watchman.

Try breaking the law?

Watchman: Kneel to the uncle!

Not far away, Jiang Gui's magic weapon was just severely damaged by Ji Chen and Lian Xi, and now he has lost the life and death book of the killer mace.He looked at Su Cheng's impermanence in disbelief, and after a while, he withered and fell powerlessly to the ground.He had already been injured, and he had only used his strength to support him before.

However, this is impossible, how is this possible, how can the lowly ghosts subdue the book of life and death? !

Jichen's face was pale, his eyes were slightly lowered, and he glanced at Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang who was lying on the ground.A faint light flashed in his eyes, Mr. Xi gave the watchman a light look.The watchman was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly ordered.

Eh hey!

Lian Xi didn't notice the eye contact between the two of them, and before he had time to read the words clearly on the page, the watchman rushed forward.

"Fuck, I've been wanting to beat you for a long time. Do you fucking know that every time you look down on me, kick my ass with your feet, and step on my face with the soles of your shoes, I can't wait to put you together with your concubines and husbands?" Stripped off and thrown into the River of Forgetfulness. You are a fucking jerk yourself, and you keep a jerk! Jiang ghost, beast, dog! You are finally in my hands, hahahaha!"

The author has something to say:

Judge Cui: Heh, this judge has sent his most capable men this time, and he also brought the book of life and death with him.

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Judge Cui: ... Can you pretend this b for me for a second longer?