Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

"Do you think you're amazing?"

"You don't kick someone's face, don't you know?"

"Your fucking feet are smelly and dirty, get up, kick me, step on my face again!"

The watchman unceremoniously kicked Jiangnan Daohei Wuchang who was lying on the ground frantically, as if dancing on the body of his mortal enemy, with a pair of big feet thumping directly on the face.Jiang Gui, as the Heiwuchang of the Jiangnan Dao, although his strength is superb, he has always been recognized as the No. Big, cold and vicious eyes stared at the watchman.

Suddenly seeing the venomous look in his colleague's eyes, the watchman shuddered and almost couldn't get off his feet.But when he looked back at Jichen and Lianxi, he immediately regained his confidence.

"I can't beat you to death!"

Bang bang bang!

Jiang Gui: "..."

Huluo Pingyang was bullied by dogs, so it was him.

Of course the watchman was not relieved, Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang had treated him so condescendingly and condescendingly all these years that even Yu Guang didn't bother to reward him.In Jiang Gui's eyes, there are only strong men who cannot be defeated and good-looking beauties.The watchman is definitely not on par with the beauty, and when it comes to the strong, his strength has always been at the bottom of the list.After being angry for many years, being punched and kicked, today the fox pretends to be a tiger, and I will give it all back!

"I can't kill you!"

"Luo Zhong..." A gloomy male voice rang out sharply from the crack in his throat. Because he was beaten beyond recognition, the voice also lost shape. Jiang Gui giggled and sneered: "Don't wait for me to have a chance to kill you."

The watchman thought, I'm afraid of you?I'm on the top of the list now, if you have the ability, get up and hit me right now.

But the residual prestige accumulated by his colleagues for many years still made him put his feet away embarrassingly.

... It's not that he's afraid of Jiang Gui, a bastard, he's just tired of kicking!

Just as he was thinking, suddenly, a voice of surprise and uncertainty came from behind: "Li Guoxin?"

In the dark night, Lian Xi took the book of life and death he snatched from Jiang Gui and looked at it carefully.The more he looked, the more dignified his expression became. Suddenly he raised his head and looked at the Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang who was lying on the ground, not knowing whether he was dead or alive: "What does this mean? This is Uncle Li's book of life and death?"

Ji Chen raised his eyebrows lightly, leaned slightly to Lian Xi's ear, and looked down: "Li Guoxin, died of a sudden cerebral thrombosis... oh? The cause of death has changed?"

A man's warm exhalation came from next to his ear, and for some reason, Lian Xi's heart moved slightly.He silently turned his head to look at Jinchen, pursed his lips slightly, then stepped forward, walked up to the Jiangnan Dao Heiwuchang, and asked, "Why do you have the record of Uncle Li's life and death..."

The sound stopped abruptly.

Lian Xi stared at the pig's face on the ground for a long time, then looked up at the watchman.

The watchman smiled wretchedly, and rubbed his hands in embarrassment: "My lord, how is it? Are you satisfied? It's a pity that Jiang Gui is still a ghost with a strong recovery ability, so it's not easy to kill him, but the little one has already vented his anger for the adults. Hey , Let this beast dare to harass and beat you, he doesn't know what to do, damn it!"

Jiang Gui: "..."

Who beat who?You three are glamorous and intact, it was me who was beaten on the ground until my nose was blue and my face was swollen, okay?

Lian Xi glanced at the watchman and knew that he was going to avenge himself.But regardless of this matter, Lian Xi asked: "Can you stand up?"

Jiang Gui remained silent.

Lian Xi asked again, and he finally stood up with his hands on the ground.

This stop of his made the watchman tremble all over with fright.

Jiang Gui had a half-smile, and sarcastically said: "Trash, you just said that I have a strong recovery ability. Now that I stand up, why am I so surprised?" If the face is made, it must be eye-catching.But now that he has a horrible pig's face with scars and gullies that stop children from crying, there is no sense of beauty, but it is very ugly and ridiculous.

Although part of his body recovered, Jiang Gui still didn't dare to do anything wrong.Being able to rely on such indecent behavior to get into the position of the number one ghost messenger in the Nine Dao, Jiang Gui is not as good at blowing rainbow farts like a watchman, but he is a man of current affairs.

This time he really fell for it, Su Cheng is incredibly strong in black and white.

Su Cheng Bai Wuchang seems to be just a mortal body, but Su Cheng Hei Wuchang is a ghost.Which ghost is this?Jiang Gui quietly looked at Jichen, who was keenly aware, and stared at him coldly, a wave of oppression from the superior came crashing down, making Jiang Gui's legs go limp, and he almost knelt down again!

——The spirit of the gods, dodge evil spirits, don't look directly at them!

Jiang Gui's heart was full of twists and turns, but his face became honest. He slightly cupped his hands and said, "Return to the two adults, this is indeed the book of life and death."

The watchman stood beside Ji Chen and Lian Xi, pretending to say, "Oh, you dog, how dare you steal the book of life and death from Judge Cui!"

Jiang Gui glanced at him, and the watchman became bolder and looked back.

The bruised and swollen Jiangnan Daohei Wuchang scolded the fat man thousands of times in his heart, but he couldn't do anything, so he had to suffer from being dumb, and gritted his teeth: "I didn't steal it from Judge Cui, this thing was actually given to me by the judge. Treasure, I came to Yangjian on a mission by order."

Hearing this, Lian Xi and the three of them were taken aback.

Soon, Jiang Gui explained his reason for this time.

Calculated according to mortal time, a few days ago, a ghost named Li Guoxin received a reward from the Heavenly Dao. He was granted permission to be summoned by Judge Cui directly without queuing up, and to have a good afterlife.However, after Judge Cui opened the book of life and death, he found that this Li Guoxin was obviously not a good person, but he had obtained a special license from the book of life and death, which changed the reason for his life and death!

"This is very rare, but there are precedents. Occasionally, the book of life and death will suddenly modify the fate of an unknown creature. The creature whose fate is modified may be a human being, or it may be a flower, a tree, a bird, or an animal. Obviously, I didn’t do any special good deeds before I was alive, so I got a blessing. But this kind of thing usually happens once every thousand years. Originally, Judge Cui just wanted to ask me and Luo Zhong, what is the situation for Li Guoxin.” After a pause, Jiang Gui continued: "But after he summoned Luo Zhong and me, he suddenly discovered that Luo Zhong had already sneaked into the world, so he ordered me to come to the world to arrest Luo Zhong and bring him to justice."

Lian Xi looked at the watchman, a little surprised: "Your name is Luo Zhong?"

Watchman: "Yes..."

At this time, Ji Chen looked at Jiang Gui and said abruptly, "So, you are here to catch him."

The hair on the watchman's back stood up, and he looked at the calm Chen Chen in horror.

Jiang Gui: "Yes, Judge Cui ordered me to come to Yangjian. The most important task is to bring Jiangnan Daobai Wuchang who left the underworld privately to justice." By the way, I will take you two down for questioning.

Jiang Gui didn't say anything about the latter.He deliberately concealed information that was not conducive to Lianxi and Jichen, and pointed the finger at the watchman.

The sullen eyes kept dangling on the watchman, and the pig's head-like face perfectly concealed the evil smile on Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang's face.

So, Luo Zhong, do you think the two thighs you licked will offend Judge Cui and the underworld for you?

Without further ado, the watchman threw himself on the ground, hugged the minister's thigh, and cried, "My lord, the little one has only one heart for the big one, and the little one has a bright heart, the heavens can learn from it!"

Jichen showed disgust on his face, and was about to shake off the watchman who was hugging his thigh, when he heard a calm voice: "The war in the underworld has been settled?"

As soon as these words fell to the ground, everyone froze.

The watchman finally remembered: "That's right, the reason why I sneaked into the underworld is because the underworld is fighting!"

Jiang Gui rolled his eyes and said, "Yes."

Lian Xi was about to speak, but Jichen opened his mouth one step ahead of him: "How did you calm down?"

You actually care about the affairs of the underworld?Lian Xi quietly glanced at Ji Chen, then closed his mouth.

Now that he was a prisoner, Jiang Gui said honestly: "About more than a month before the human calendar, suddenly one day, Yama of the Tenth Hall stopped fighting, and called a truce very tacitly. I am just a little gangster from the south of the Yangtze River Impermanence, humble, and not aware of what happened, Judge Cui may know what happened."

"Oh." He responded lightly, and then asked again: "How is the underworld now?"

Jiang Gui: "Normal order has been restored a long time ago. At least from the perspective of a little ghost like me, it is no different from before." After finishing speaking, Jiang Gui quickly thought "Why are you asking so many questions?" Did not say it.

"Is it true what is written in this book of life and death?"

Jiang Gui turned his head to look at Lian Xi, his eyes froze slightly when he met the serious and profound eyes of the young man.

If he had to say it, among the few present, he liked Lian Xi's appearance the most.It's a pity that Lian Xi and Wenzhou Guicha's adulterer look alike, and Jiang Gui really can't think of him well.Although he wouldn't be disgusted by those two dogs, he should not like them.

However, at this moment, under the bright and clear moonlight, the breeze was blowing slowly, and the young man's elegant and clear face was sharp and sharp.It should be a whitish and innocent little bamboo shoot, but it is tough and straight, pretending to be a green bamboo that grows from the ground.

Jiang Gui couldn't help narrowing his eyes.His lips moved, a familiar desire to conquer emerged spontaneously, and his dirty and lustful thoughts were hidden under this pig-headed face. Even the watchman who was most familiar with Jiang Gui didn't realize that his colleagues had that kind of desire to mess with others again. In the next second, Jiang Gui stared straight ahead, sticking out his bright red tongue like a hanged ghost.

"vomit……"

The sharp fingers pinched Jiangnan Daohei Wuchang's neck directly, without any strength left, and as soon as Jichen made a move, he directly cut Jiang Gui's throat.Jiang Gui's neck was crooked on his shoulders at this moment, if he wasn't a ghost, his body would have been cold already.

However, the golden light faintly overflowed from between the fingers of the minister, and Jiang Gui's face became paler. He stuck out his tongue and kicked his limbs, obviously begging for mercy.

The man's indifferent and cold voice was like an evil spirit deep in the extreme cold, and he said in a low voice, "Just kill him."

This scene happened very suddenly, Lian Xi was stunned for a moment, and then took Jichen's hand: "He is still useful."

The young man's warm body temperature came from his wrist, and Jichen paused, then let out a cold snort, and let go of the hand that cut Jiang Gui's neck.

snort!

Jiang Gui supported his head, his heart was full of waves, and he put his head back, not daring to do it again.

But apart from Jiang Gui, even Jichen didn't know why he suddenly became murderous just now.It just seemed very unhappy all of a sudden, seeing this ghost messenger was annoying and wanted to kill him, so he did it.

The watchman was terrified.It's true that companionship with a king is like companionship with a tiger, Mr. Jichen can turn his face faster than a book!

Jiang Gui became more honest now, and he completely put away his restless thoughts.When the watchman was beaten up, he became a licking dog peacefully.Jiang Gui is much stronger than the watchman. If he doesn't really kill him once, he may never accept his fate.

Now that the matter has come to an end, Jiang Gui closed his eyes and could only say: "The book of life and death is written in black and white. Even the King of Hades has no right to change it, so it is naturally true."

"You mean, Li Guoxin was supposed to suffer from illness for three years, tortured and committed suicide?" Lian Xi's voice became urgent.

Jiang Gui nodded: "Yes. This is the end that was destined for him in the book of life and death when he was born."

"Then now?"

"For some reason now, the book of life and death has changed his fate and given him a better afterlife."

Closing his eyes, a boulder floating in his heart finally fell down.

In the dark night, I only listen to the evening wind blowing past my ears.

Lian Xi didn't speak, so in the empty community garden, there was only the rustling of the leaves blown by the wind.

Even for this, Lian Xi's voice was a little hoarse: "Does the judge have the right to change what has been written in the book of life and death?"

Jiang Gui quietly glanced at him, seemed to understand something, said: "No. In fact, this ghost has already reincarnated."

Take a deep breath and let it out slowly.Lian Xi let go of the burden in his heart, he closed his eyes, and when he opened them again, his eyes were firm and calm.

It would be best if everything in the world could be solved by playing dead.

But when the matter reached the point where he could not solve it by pretending to be dead, he was never afraid to retreat.

Lian Xi calmly looked at Jichen, then at the watchman, and said: "Now we have beaten this Jiangnan Dao Heiwuchang and taken away the life and death book of the judge. The matter is quite serious. It must be resolved. You guys Have you read fantasy novels?"

The watchman touched his head: "What are fantasy novels?"

Ji Chen: ""Secret Master"?"

"Secret Master"?This time it was Lian Xi's turn to be confused: "What is this?"

Ji Chen raised his eyebrows in surprise: "A fantasy novel that is very popular recently." As he said, Mr. Ji looked at Lian Xi with a face of "No way, no way, you haven't even read this?"

"..."

Lian Xi coughed and looked calm: "I'm talking about the old one, like "Fights Break the Sky." After calming down, Lian Xi continued: "Although it's just a novel, it's also very logical. Now we are considered If you offend the underworld, at least offend Judge Cui. The best solution is to send the two ghost messengers back and return the book of life and death to each other. From now on, Judge Cui may not care about it. Otherwise, according to the logic of the novel, he will definitely continue to trouble us, that is, the kind of thinking that hits the young to make the old, and hits the old to make the old."

Jiang Gui's eyes lit up, and the watchman was terrified.

Watchman: "My lord, no, I only have adults in my heart!"

Lian Xi glanced at him, and then said: "Of course, there is another way. Judging from Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang's character..."

Jiang Gui's pig-headed face darkened: What kind of character am I?

Lian Xi: "Even if we send back the two ghost messengers and return the book of life and death, it may still be useless. Judge Cui will still not let us go. Watchman, I remember you said before that the stronger the Ghosts and gods, the harder it is to cross the two realms and come to Yangjian. Even if they come, they will be suppressed more severely."

The watchman was afraid that he would be sent back.He is not a prisoner like Jiang Gui, he has obviously surrendered to the enemy, so he quickly said: "Yes. The stronger the strength, the more serious the backlash. Just like Jiang Gou, when he came to the world, his strength dropped by at least [-]% .And Judge Lu, the weakest of the four judges, will be weakened even more if he comes to Yangshi. Maybe he is not as strong as Jiang Gou."

Ji Chen said meaningfully, and looked at Lian Xi: "What do you mean?"

Lian Xi also raised his head and looked at him: "Since we have done everything, why not?" He pointed to Jiang Gui and the watchman, and asked Ji Chen with his eyes. "Two free brain powers."

Looking at the young man's calm expression, the corner of his lips curled up.

"Oh that's fine."

Looking at each other, the two smiled in unison.

Mr. Xi was thinking: From the point of view of Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang, the underworld doesn't seem to be strong.

What Lian Xi thought in his heart was: I really want Judge Cui to let go of this matter. It is not enough to send Jiang Gui and the watchman away. It is probably necessary to send back the peerless evil ghost to be useful.Then the broken pot can be broken!Since Mr. Xi's identity as a peerless evil spirit is bound to be exposed, he might as well keep doing nothing.Anyway, that underworld doesn't look like a good thing, at worst, come and beat one by one.As long as it lasts, that's when.Never give up on the minister.

Then, the two thought at the same time: Maybe they will send a few more wage earners over.

At this moment, they didn't know that in the Yinlu Department's main hall far below the Nine Nethers, Judge Cui, who looked like a scholar, stood up, holding the book of life and death, with complicated eyes and an uncertain expression.

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang witnessed the life and death book flying out of control just now, she was terrified, but she believed in Judge Cui's strength even more.She suppressed the fear in her heart, and asked in a trembling voice: "My lord, what happened. What, what happened to this book of life and death?"

Judge Cui tightly held the book of life and death that was missing a page, and said in a heavy voice, "The page of the book of life and death that the judge gave Jiang Gui has been stripped and disappeared from this book of life and death!"

"what!"

Judge Cui reacted quickly. He pondered calmly for a moment, and said: "There must be a great chaos in the world. Luo Mo absolutely does not have such strength, and it must be related to that strange Sucheng ghost messenger. There must be something tricky in those two ghost messengers." , Could it be said that there are evil ghosts who have been hiding in the sun for thousands of years and suddenly appeared out of nowhere?"

Without 1000 years of Taoism, Judge Cui doesn't believe he can defeat Jiang Gui!Even if Jiang Gui crosses two realms, his strength is suppressed!

No, maybe more serious.The Sucheng ghost messenger not only subdued Jiang ghost, but also took away the book of life and death.Perhaps, this is really a peerless evil spirit born in the world.

After that, Judge Cui also felt very strange.It stands to reason that if it is really an evil spirit, the Sucheng Ghost Escort should not recognize the other party.But he didn't worry about it.Maybe the wrong Sucheng ghost is not an evil ghost, but a powerful human Xuanxiu, or a monster; or maybe the evil ghost is so powerful that it can oppress the ghost and recognize him as the master.

Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang: "My lord, what should we do in the current situation? Even Jiang Gui has been defeated. Could it be that you want to ask Judge Lu to go there in person?" Although Jiang Gui is only Jiangnan Dao Hei Wuchang, his strength But it surpassed Meng Po, Niutou Mamian and others.If you want to find someone who can stabilize Jiang Gui in the underworld, you can only start from the judge.

However, Judge Cui looked coldly, waved his hands and said, "No."

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang said in horror: "Then, please ask Judge Zhong to come?"

Judge Cui continued to wave his hands: "It's still not possible."

"Ah this?"

After contemplating for a long time, Judge Cui made up his mind: "This judge will go to Yangjian personally!"

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang opened his eyes wide: No, so serious?

Unexpectedly, the matter is not over yet.The next moment, Judge Cui sat down, shook his head, and said: "It's still not cautious enough. It should have only been a few minutes since Jiang Gui just arrived in Yangjian. In such a short time, he was subdued, and he didn't even have time Report to this judge for help. Su Cheng's black and white impermanence should not be underestimated."

After pondering for a long time, Judge Cui said, "In this case, I will go find the Wheel-Running King and ask him to lend me a mirror."

Yunnan Daoheiwuchang: "Ah?" Oh no, sir, are you overestimating the black and white impermanence of that mere Suzhou City...

Judge Cui was finally relieved, and said to himself: "Go to Yangjian, if I use the wheel mirror, the power suppression will be less, and it should only be suppressed by about 5000% or [-]%. Then bring the book of life and death, and the wheel mirror. The great magic weapon should be fine. Even a peerless evil spirit who has practiced for [-] years and killed countless people can be easily captured."

Yunnan Daoheiwuchang: "???" Meow meow? ? ?

Judge Cui breathed a sigh of relief, looked at her, and said coldly: "You can accompany this judge one more time, and if there is any accident, come back and report."

Yunnan Daohei Wuchang: "..."

Is it necessary to be so cautious!

You are Magistrate Cui, holding the book of life and death, kicking Wangchuan, punching evil spirits, even Yama of the Ten Temples dare not provoke you, Magistrate Cui!

Yunnan Daoheiwuchang was slandering in her heart, but she didn't know that Judge Cui caressed the cover of the book of life and death, and she was also thinking: This judge is so strong, plus the book of life and death and the wheel mirror, there is another Yunnan Daoheiwuchang .Well, Yunnan Dao Hei Wuchang is also considered to be quite strong. After they went to Yangjian, they checked the situation on the sidelines first, and did not act rashly. In this way, they must be thoughtful, and there will be no mistakes or omissions!

This judge will never make the same mistake again!

not worried.

The author has something to say:

Judge Cui: Well, can this judge make the same mistake twice?Be cautious enough this time, don't worry!