Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

"You still dare to raise your head? You, lower your head for me!"

At three o'clock in the morning, the Wumen Police Station in Sucheng was noisy and complicated.

Those who drank and fought, and those who were rookies crashed their cars, were still making noise there.

In the corner, Lian Xi and Su Jiao held their heads, lowered their heads, and squatted obediently.

Face, wall, think, pass!

The old policeman put his hands on his hips and paced back and forth behind the two of them. After taking two steps, he saw Su Jiao raised his head again, and immediately glared: "How dare you lift it up?!"

Su Jiao: "..."

Woooooo what's the matter with riding a horse!

Lian Xi on the side silently held his head: You can't see me, you can't see me...

The old policeman stared at the backs of the two young boys' heads for a long time, then snorted and said, "You guys are idiots when you're a policeman? If you want a netizen to commit suicide, just tell me, who is your netizen, and which software knows the netizen?" .Wechat, QQ, Tantan, Momo?"

Lian Xi was taken aback, and subconsciously turned around: "Do you still know about Tantan and Momo?"

The old policeman stared straight: "You still dare to speak? Lower your head for me!"

Lian Xi: "..."

The old policeman snorted: "We don't know anything now. Every month, people are cheated of money and sex on these messy social software, so come to the police! Netizens committing suicide? Thanks to your thinking! Which netizen, Where did you say suicide? You just give me the ID of the bean sprouts live broadcast, and let us find it? You said suicide, so you committed suicide?

"There are no chat records, no phone records.

"How did you tell you you were going to kill yourself?

"A dream?"

Two fools: "..."

"Okay, okay, it's the middle of the night, Lao Li, what are you doing?" The old policeman in plain clothes came over and grabbed his colleague with a smile, "It's probably just two kids playing a prank. They are all students of Sioux City University, and one is still studying." He said to Lian Xi and Su Jiao: "Okay, stand up, it's good to know your mistakes."

The two stood up slowly.

The old policeman looked at them up and down, his eyes were kind, and his tone was very friendly: "It's normal for him to doubt you. You have no friend records, and you have no chat records. You just have a call record. Empty words Who can believe that someone on the Internet is going to commit suicide? If you tell us now that Andy Lau is going to commit suicide, why, we have to go to Hong Kong because of what you two said?"

The old policeman who was arrested was quite dissatisfied: "Hey, Lao Wu, why are you pulling me? These two kids ran to the police station to play pranks in the middle of the night. I can't do it anymore? I think these guys just owe a lesson!"

Old Wu laughed and said, "You guys have to apologize quickly, saying that you will never dare again."

Lian Xi and Su Jiao are very well-behaved: "We made a mistake, we dare not do it again."

After writing the letter of guarantee, the two were sent out of the police station by veteran police and plainclothes police.

When he walked to the door, the plainclothes old police officer smiled and asked casually, "You guys, you don't sleep well in the middle of the night, why did you go to the police station to play pranks?"

Su Jiao was about to speak, but Lian Xi stopped him.

Lian Xi looked at the kind-hearted old policeman in front of him. He looked at Su Jiao calmly, and then pointed at Su Jiao: "Actually, it's my friend who has a crush on this man whose ID is homeless. I heard that he is also People from Sioux City, I just want to see if there is a chance. We are all students of Sioux City University, so there is really no malicious intention. I had some wine tonight to strengthen my courage, and I came up with such a foolish trick."

Su Jiao turned his head to look at Lian Xi: "???"

Fuck? !

Old Wu looked at Lian Xi, and after a while: "Are you still drinking?" He moved his nose, "There is no smell of alcohol. Haha, okay, go home early!"

"We are young, our liver function is good, and alcohol is digested quickly." Lian Xi nodded: "Thank you, let's go."

Seeing the backs of the two young men going away, the old policeman came over: "Deputy Captain Wu, what are you looking at?"

Wu Fang, the deputy captain of the Sucheng Criminal Police Brigade, looked away and looked at his old colleague: "I never thought that I would encounter such a strange thing when I passed by you after finishing the case tonight."

The old policeman laughed: "You go to the criminal police brigade, of course you can't meet these strange things in the neighborhood. Let me tell you, this life is full of trivial and smoky things! Why, just now you and I sang red faces A bad guy, did you get anything out of it?"

"No."

"Okay, don't think too much, I think these two guys just drank too much and messed around! The wine is strong and cowardly. I asked my colleagues to check just now, and neither of them has any records. It's nothing. They are still high-achieving students from 211 University If you are really worried, I will send someone to Sioux City University tomorrow, and one of them is still a graduate student."

Old Wu thought for a while: "Then there is no need, they are not bad people."

"How did you know?"

"The intuition of the old criminal policeman." Old Wu pointed his finger at his brain: "By the way, that one is called a vagabond, you and I will go to his house to look for it right away."

Old policeman: "Ah, what's the matter?"

Old Wu: "I always feel that those two boys are not lying. At least, they don't look like pure pranks."

……

Naturally, Lian Xi and Su Jiao didn't know about the conversation outside the police station.

Sitting on Didi, as soon as the door closed, Su Jiao became angry immediately.

"Fuck?! I have a crush on that guy? I like girls! Soft girls! The ones who are black and straight!"

Lian Xi glanced at him indifferently, and said comfortingly, "I was perfunctory to that old policeman just now."

Su Jiao was taken aback: "Huh?"

Lian Xi: "The two of them sang together just now, and they seemed to be sending us away, but if we said something that shouldn't be said, they might have arrested us at the gate of the police station."

Hearing this, the Didi driver sitting in the front row looked up at the two of them.

Su Jiao is not stupid either, he understood after saying that.

but……

"Why do you say that I have a crush on that? Can't you have a crush on it?"

Lian Xi took it for granted, "You lost in the boxing game."

Su Jiao: "..."

Fuck? !

One guessing game is worth two times? ? ?

Be a person! ! !

***

When Lian Xi came up with this idea, he had already had a [-]% chance of being scolded by the police, and a [-]% chance that the police on duty would lose their minds in the middle of the night.

Of course, he also thought about the result of being scolded by the police, and the police went to find the homeless by themselves.But the possibility is not very high, even if they really go, it has nothing to do with them, so I didn't continue to think about it.

The fact is, after the two left, Dui Wu and Old Li Zhen came to the door in a police car.

In today's world, it may seem difficult to find a person, but for the police, it is easy.

It only took a few minutes for the veteran police to find the home address of the homeless man online.

It was already four o'clock in the morning when the two came to the door.

The vagabond's real name is Xu Lang, and he lives in a high-end apartment in Sioux City Park.The housing prices here are said to be in the tens of millions, and ordinary people simply cannot afford to live there.

While driving, Lao Li said, "The Internet is really scary. It's been more than ten years, and I still remember that female college student."

Team Wu looked at his old colleague: "You mean the one in Sichuan Province?"

"That's right. These two children tonight reminded me of that case again. You said that a young girl who had just entered college suddenly disappeared. I remember that girl was the same age as my girl and was born in the same year. "

Wu Fang didn't say a word. After a long time, he sighed softly.

Female college students in Sichuan Province were murdered by human flesh.

16 years ago, someone posted on the Internet that he had a terminal illness and wanted to see his ex-girlfriend who had abandoned him cruelly.This ex-girlfriend's family was very poor, and she was able to go to school because he worked outside to earn money. As a result, the girl went to college and disliked her lack of education, so she kicked herself.He had no other idea, but wanted to see each other before he died.

As soon as this post came out, netizens immediately exploded.

Is this girl still a thing?

Within a few days, the girl's home address, university information, QQ, email, and even her dormitory number were all leaked out.

Originally thought it would be a story of righteous indignation and condemnation of the white-eyed wolf, but who knew that after the man came to find the girl, he stabbed the female college student to death!

It turned out that there was no terminal illness at all, and there was no part-time job to make money for his girlfriend to go to school. Everything was just made up by him in order to meet his broken-up girlfriend.

At that time, the Internet was not as developed and complicated as it is now.

No one thought it would end like this.

Old Li: "Here we are, a high-end community!"

The police car drove into the community, two policemen got out of the car, quickly got on the elevator, and found Xu Lang's apartment.

Maintaining his professional habits, Wu Dui pressed his hand on the magazine clip at his waist.

Lao Li stepped forward and rang the doorbell.

Not long after, the door slammed open.

The glare of the entrance light shone down from the inside, and the two policemen narrowed their eyes.

After adjusting to the light, they could clearly see the person standing inside the door.

His face was pale and his eyes were numb, but there was no doubt that he was the person they saw in the information on the police station's intranet.

Lao Li held his police officer's ID: "From the police station, someone downstairs called the police saying that your home was stolen. Are you the owner?"

The man in a suit and shirt lowered his head slowly, and after a few seconds, he opened his mouth and said in a stiff voice, "Well, I am... the owner."

Lao Li frowned, he glanced into the house a few times, it was dark, and he didn't see another person.He withdrew his gaze, and his eyes fell on the scarred and solidified wound on Xu Lang's forehead: "What's going on with your head."

"Two days ago, I bumped and hurt."

Team Wu suddenly said, "You are home alone in the middle of the night, why are you dressed so neatly?"

Xu Lang turned his head crunchily and looked at Team Wu.After a few more seconds, he replied: "Just now, I'm home, and I'm working at..."

Team Wu: "Mind if we go in and have a look?"

At this moment, suddenly, the door behind Xu Lang was opened.

Lao Li and Dui Wu immediately opened their eyes wide and held down their weapons.

I saw a young man with yellow hair coming out of the room. He was drowsy, but when he saw the policeman, he woke up instantly and opened his eyes wide: "Fuck, what's going on, Brother Lang, what's the matter?" He ran over, "Um, Uncle Policeman, are you all right, what happened?"

Lao Li: "There is a thief downstairs, let's go to the door and ask."

Huangmao: "Huh? A thief?"

Team Wu: "Who are you to this owner?"

Huang Mao was stunned for a moment, and replied obediently: "I am an anchor, Brother Lang, that is, the owner, and he is my manager. I come to Suzhou these few days to play, and I will stay at his house."

Team Wu took out his mobile phone and asked, "What's your name?"

Huang Mao: "Ah...do you want to ask so carefully?"

Wu Dui raised his eyes: "Huh?"

Huang Mao hurriedly raised his hands: "Wang Qiqing, my online name is Hydrogen Gas. If you don't believe me, go check it out, Uncle Police. I'm really an anchor and quite famous. I'm not lying."

Team Wu: "Take a look at your ID card." After a pause, he said to Xu Lang, "Take a look at your ID card too."

Hydrogen: "I'll go, I'll go, I know where it is."

Hydrogen quickly took the ID cards of both of them.

Team Wu handed back his ID card after checking and confirming that it was correct.

Hydrogen asked cautiously: "Uncle policeman, is there any problem? We are all good citizens and never do anything like stealing!"

Team Wu glanced at him: "Go into the room and have a look."

Team Wu and Lao Li didn't really leave until they entered the room and checked to make sure there was no third person or abnormality in the room.

Before leaving, Dui Wu looked at Xu Lang with a stiff face, and said, "Go to bed early and lock the doors and windows."

Xu Lang slowly raised his eyes to look at him, his dark pupils were shrouded in the shadow of the light.

He gave a dull and quiet "hmm".

The door shut with a click.

But when the two old policemen went downstairs, they both felt uncomfortable.

Dui Wu sat in the co-pilot and remained silent for a long time.

"I'll be on vacation tomorrow, and I'll come here with you to have a look during the day!"

Lao Li nodded: "Okay, I'm free this afternoon, let's come together."

Finally, the two policemen were sent away.

Hydrogen breathed a sigh of relief.

He had never seen such a battle.He's just a high school dropout who ran away from home. If it wasn't for the live broadcast, he might still be washing dishes in the back kitchen of some restaurant.

Hydrogen had lingering fears in his heart: "Brother Lang, I was scared to death. Why did the police come? I thought something happened."

Xu Lang didn't answer him, he turned around and walked towards the study step by step.

Hydrogen looked at his straight walking posture and swallowed, but didn't know what to say.I had no choice but to say: "Brother Lang, you have been working non-stop since yesterday, you are injured, you should go to bed early!"

Xu Lang still ignored him.

However, in the middle of walking, Xu Lang suddenly stopped, and he slowly opened his mouth, as if being pinched by someone's neck and out of breath, he began to breathe loudly.

Hydrogen heard a voice coming over: "What's the matter?"

As soon as he approached, Xu Lang returned to normal.

Xu Lang looked at him: "No, what."

hydrogen:"……"

Touching the goosebumps on his arm, the yellow-haired boy said, "Then, shall I go back to my room first? Well, Brother Lang, I've already bought a ticket, and I'll go back to Nanjing tomorrow."

"okay……"

"I know the room..."

After finally escaping back to the room, Hydrogen breathed a sigh of relief.

He didn't expect that the seemingly normal wandering on the Internet would be so weird in reality.

He came for two days, and Xu Lang worked for two days!

"Doesn't he need to sleep?" Muttering in his mouth, he yawned and lay back on the bed.

Outside the door, separated by a wall.

Hydrogen didn't know that Xu Lang didn't go to work in the study.

He stood at the door of the hydrogen room, his head swung left and right.The wound on his forehead was no longer bleeding, but his lips became whiter and his breathing became more and more rapid.In the darkness, his neck seemed to be pinched by a pair of invisible hands, and gradually changed shape, stretching out the shape of fingers.

Dark clouds passed by, and moonlight poured into the house, illuminating Xu Lang and the girl riding on his neck.

The girl's wrist was covered with blood. She bent over, as if playing with a toy, and strangled Xu Lang's neck.

open.

pinch.

Let go again.

Choke again.

"Hahahaha……"

"Why are you……"

"You want to separate Ah Qing and me..."

"He loves me."

"I know, I know hehehe..."

The ethereal and treacherous laughter echoed constantly in the high-end apartment at four o'clock in the morning.

***

Netherworld, Wangchuan Huangquan.

This is a long and dark road.

There is no beginning, no end.Narrow and rugged, along the rushing and roaring Wangchuan, sending numb and tired ghosts one by one.

Some ghosts bowed their heads silently, while others wept bitterly.

But none of them went backwards, just like the yellow spring that would only flow to the depths of hell, one pair after another, they walked forward.

Each ghost's soul is different.

The soul that has just died is very empty, as if it will disperse at the touch of a touch.He came to the underworld to report after being dead for many years, his soul is firm, like a living person.

Chen Jianjun has been dead for 23 years. Standing in this long and narrow group of ghosts, he is like a confused human being who has gone astray.

Suddenly, he stopped.

The stiff neck creaked up and looked up at the dark sky.

Everyone moves forward, and if you stop suddenly, it looks very abrupt.

The ghosts rushed at Chen Jianjun, and he was squeezed left and right.

The ghost who came to the underworld had lost most of his consciousness, and Chen Jianjun was bumped in a daze, completely unaware of what he was doing.

Moments later, he was knocked to the edge of the path by the ghost brigade.

Chen Jianjun lowered his head and saw a golden shortcut.

Fragments of golden light flashed before his eyes, and suddenly, there was a sense of clarity.

By coincidence, he walked on this path.

In less than half a day, he crossed the gold, silver, jade, stone and wooden boards and six Yin bridges, and without any reason, he stepped into the wheel-running hall that is in charge of ghosts' life, good and evil, approving levels, and sending them to reincarnate!

The two ghost messengers guarding the door were on duty while chatting.

They stared at the dazed ghosts in front of them.

"Now when are these dead."

"20 years since the Republic of China? 23 or 24."

"Hey, there are quite a lot of people in the back, so we have to queue for a long time."

Chen Jianjun's scalp tightened, and he hurriedly inserted himself into these ghosts wearing the costumes of the Republic of China.

But he was still discovered by a ghost messenger, who took him out by a ghost messenger wearing an official hat.The solemn and terrifying official atmosphere made Chen Jianjun breathless, and the ghost frowned: "What's the matter, this dress is not quite right, it looks like it died in the last few decades. Jump in line?"

Another ghost messenger took a tattered notebook from the wall and flipped through it: "Chen Jianjun, died in 1997..."

"How did you get in line?"

"Huh? Doesn't count as jumping in line?"

"What?"

"Look, this kid's name has already been entered into the waiting area of ​​the Wheel Hall, and it will be too late if he doesn't go in!"

"..." The ghost guard said speechlessly: "You said that in the past few years, there have been these messy bugs, sending a queue jumper in every three days, and you are not talking about the rules. I haven't seen so many before. "

The ghost messenger let go of Chen Jianjun's collar, and Chen Jianjun felt relieved, as if he was fished out of the water.If a ghost can sweat, he must be drenched by now.

Behind him, the two ghost messengers were still complaining about bugs in the registration book of the Temple of the Wheel in recent years.

After entering the hall of runners, Chen Jianjun trembled like chaff. On both sides of the main hall door stood an evil statue like an arhat. The terrifying and majestic aura overwhelmed him, an ordinary ghost, who couldn't raise his head at all, and could only walk forward in two directions. .In a daze, he raised his hands and looked at his fingers.

Fragments of golden light spilled from his fingers and disappeared into the air.

Chen Jianjun was extremely confused.

……What exactly happened here.