Can't Save the World by Pretending to be Dead

Jiang ghost and watchman are different.

Before coming to Yangjian, the watchman had no enmity with Lian Xi and Ji Chen.The watchman was able to cross the two worlds and come to the human world. From a certain point of view, he has to thank Lianxi and Jichen.If the two of them hadn't gained a lot of points by accident, and the sudden increase in the ranking caused indignant reports from ghosts in other regions, the watchman would not be able to find the way to Yangjian.

The watchman was beaten, and more importantly, he had no entanglement with Lian Xi before he was beaten.

Jiang Gui is different.

First of all, Lian Xi and Jichen snatched his Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang certificate; secondly, they beat Jiang Gui's little husband.

The abnormal brain circuit is different. It stands to reason that Lian Xi and the two should help him catch the rape and send him to the underworld for free.Jiang Gui felt that beating a dog depends on the owner!Even if the Wenzhou ghost police cheated on him, he cannot be dealt with by outsiders.

The bedroom door opened with a creak, and Jiang Gui, who was squatting on the ground, and the watchman, who was sitting on the sofa, looked up at Lian Xi and Qiao Chen.

The watchman stood up abruptly: "My lord."

Jiang Gui squatted on the ground, his cold and handsome face had returned to its usual color.Turning his cold eyes slightly, he also said, "My lord."

Ji Chen hummed indifferently, then turned to Jiang Gui: "Are you going to catch the ghost?"

"Catch ghosts?" He had already rehearsed thousands of scenarios in his mind in advance, Jiang Gui never thought that once the Sucheng ghost sent out the door, he would ask himself to catch ghosts?Jiang Gui was puzzled, couldn't help standing up, and asked: "My lord, I told you just now that there are four great judges and ten temples of Yan Luo in the underworld, each of whom is a big person who can change the situation. The little ones are willing to go back to the underworld." Speaking for the two lords, Judge Cui, please don't care about these trivial matters, why do the two lords have to fight against the underworld?"

The watchman immediately became angry: "Your Excellency, please don't listen to him, this kid has a bad stomach, so he has no good ideas!"

Lian Xi looked at Jiang Gui indifferently, and said firmly, "You don't need to persuade him anymore."

Jiang Gui was anxious, frowned and said: "My lord..."

Jichen: "You go catch ghosts."

"what?"

Seeing Jiang Gui's bewildered expression, Jichen glanced at him up and down, and said in surprise: "You can't even catch ghosts?" Then, he said to the watchman: "Teach him."

Ghost Jiang was confused by the words of the two, and before he could figure it out, he was dragged by the watchman and taught how to catch ghosts.

Halfway through hearing this, Jiang Gui suddenly came to his senses.

No, he is a majestic Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang, who has been a ghost messenger for hundreds of years, are you teaching me how to do things?

Jiang Gui turned cold and sneered, "Do you think I need you to teach me?"

The watchman was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "That's right, you also came from the lowest level of ghost job back then."

Jiang Gui: "Hmph!"

I have caught more ghosts than you have eaten!

Ten minutes later, holding his Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang certificate, Jiang Gui went downstairs and stood at the gate of the community.

For things like catching ghosts, not to mention Lian Xi and Jichen, even the watchmen are defeated by Jiang ghosts.Opening his Heiwuchang Certificate, Jiang Gui raised his finger and tapped on the paper. He was about to say "Jiangnan Dao Heiwuchang Edict" and used the guiding golden light to point the direction of the ghost. Suddenly, Jiang Gui paused. Startled in place.

Wait, why did he obediently go catch ghosts?

Two low-level ghost messengers in Sucheng asked him to catch ghosts, so he went?

The warm winter sun shone on his body, Jiang Gui slowly raised his head, staring directly at the dazzling sunlight, he couldn't help squinting.Suddenly, he realized: "This is a good opportunity to escape!"

Apart from anything else, Jiang Gui didn't waste time.He directly opened the black impermanence certificate and began to look for the way back to the underworld.

He doesn't plan to stay in Yangjian any longer, the underworld is his base camp!He was sent to perform official duties in a serious manner, and now he can go to the underworld to file a complaint with Judge Cui without worrying about being punished by Judge Cui.

Mistake!

Such idiots as Sucheng Guicha and Luo Zhong would let him out alone to catch ghosts?How stupid!

With a cold smile, a harsh and sinister voice quickly rang out: "Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang edict, Jiuyouhuangquan, hell... ah!"

A ray of golden light flew over from a building in the distant community, and hit Jiang Gui's cheek hard with lightning speed.Jiang Gui let out a scream and fell to the ground, his yinxiu face instantly swelled up.Jiang Gui raised his head to see the thing that slapped him, and his eyes widened in shock.Seeing that the thing was about to slap him hard again, Jiang Gui hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, don't, it's a misunderstanding! I just want to find ghosts, and I'm going to catch ghosts. Yes, I'm going to catch ghosts!"

Said, Jiang Gui hastily opened the certificate of impermanence: "Jiangnan Daohei impermanence orders, demons and monsters, quickly appear!"

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At the same time, in a house not far away, Ji Chen moved his fingers, and a golden light flew back to his palm, turning into a golden album.

Jichen put away the golden album.

All this happened so fast, the watchman was still listening to Lian Xi when he suddenly saw Jichen take out the golden album.

Whoosh, the golden album flew out; whoosh, it flew back again.

After being dazed for a moment, the watchman turned his head, came back to his senses, and said in surprise: "My lord, could it be that guy Jiang Gou who wants to run away?"

Jichen looked at the watchman in surprise: "You're quite smart."

The watchman immediately added fuel and jealousy: "Oh, my lord, the little one is right. Jiang Gui is a bastard, he has a bad stomach, he doesn't really want to serve the two adults at all. From my little one's point of view, let him alone Go catch the ghost, he will probably continue to run away, so don't take it lightly!"

But Jichen said, "It's all right."

Watchman: "?"

Jichen said calmly: "If he escapes, I will know. His mana is so powerful that he is incompatible with the world of the sun. The moment he crossed two realms and came to Sucheng, I noticed it." Similarly, if Jiang Gui's breath suddenly disappeared, He can also find out.

The watchman suddenly realized: "That's why my lord was able to find Jiang Gui's trace at the first time, and arrived in time to save Lord Bai Wuchang." Speaking of this, the watchman suddenly understood why he had never thought of running away before.It's not that he doesn't want to run, but his extraordinary intuition tells him that if he runs, there will be no good end!

This is easy to understand, this is the induction between the strong.

Suddenly there was a strong man in Su Cheng, and Ji Chen found out in an instant.If this strong man is about to leave, he can also find out immediately.

The watchman said with emotion: "My lord's strength is really unfathomable!"

However, after the watchman finished speaking, a strange look flashed in Ji Chen's eyes.He looked down at the watchman's expression, and inexplicably realized what the watchman was thinking at the moment.

The watchman took the opportunity to express his loyalty quickly: "Two adults, don't worry, the younger one will never run away."

After a rare silence for a while, Jichen said, "It's okay if you run away."

"what?"

"You are too weak."

"?"

"I won't find out if I run away."

The watchman nodded knowingly: "Oh, so that's the case."

A few seconds passed.

...Fuck? !

The watchman's face was full of grief and anger, and he was constantly fighting against heaven and man in his heart from embarrassment to anger.In the end, licking the road was better than anger, the watchman laughed dryly and said: "Don't worry, my lord, the little one will never run away..."

Lian Xi coughed and interrupted their conversation.He straightened his expression and looked at Ji Chen seriously: "Is that ghost Jiang going to catch ghosts?"

Ji Chen closed his eyes and felt it for a while, then opened his eyes, looked at Lian Xi, and nodded slightly: "Yes."

Putting aside the matter of Jiang Gui for the time being, the most urgent thing is to improve his own strength.

Lian Xi didn't tell the watchman about the evil spirit's business.The less people know about this kind of thing, the better.

With an indifferent and calm look on his handsome and elegant face, as if he was talking about an ordinary thing, Lian Xi said casually, "Have you heard of Jin Zhen Yu Guang Zi Wen?"

Hearing this, Ji Chen raised his eyebrows and glanced at Lian Xi.

"Jin Zhen Yu Guang Zi Wen?" The watchman was stunned, and thought about it carefully: "My lord, I have never heard of it."

Lian Xi breathed a sigh of relief.

This is the magic weapon of the minister.It's okay that the watchman doesn't know, which shows that the notoriety of the minister is not so prominent, and he is not so unforgivable.Had I known, it might have been worse.

Lian Xi pretended to be calm: "How do you ghosts and gods cultivate and improve your strength?"

The watchman immediately understood what Lian Xi meant.He and Jichen wanted to hug Buddha's feet for the time being, to encourage growth, fearing that they would not be able to defeat Judge Cui and Yama of the Ten Palaces!The watchman suddenly felt a sense of crisis.If it was said that Lian Xi and Ji Chen were hugging Buddha's feet temporarily, then he was hugging their thighs now.If Lian Xi's Buddha's feet were broken, his thigh would be gone too!

The watchman said everything he knew without reservation.

"Cultivation is very simple for ghosts and gods. There are two types. The first is to familiarize yourself with your magic weapon and improve the quality of the magic weapon; the second is to get promoted."

Jichen was taken aback for a moment, then frowned slightly: "Promoted?"

Watchman: "Yes, it is promotion. In the underworld, every ghost and god will have the opportunity to take a trip to the River of Forgetfulness as long as they are promoted. Being awarded an official position on the River of Forgetfulness is the only way for living beings to touch the Yellow Springs without being corroded to death..."

After the watchman's explanation, Lian Xi and the two finally understood that there are two ways for ghosts and gods of the underworld to improve their strength.

The first is that "workers must first sharpen their tools if they want to be good at their work".

Everyone's magic weapon is inherently destined and cannot be changed, but improving the strength of the magic weapon can improve one's own strength.

Secondly, it is promotion and honor.

If you are promoted to an official position, you will be able to get more in touch with the heavens of the six realms of reincarnation!If you get promoted, you will be able to better understand the power of ghosts and gods in the underworld!

However, after thinking it over clearly, Lian Xi asked, "Are there only these two methods?"

Watchman: "Yes, there are only these two."

Although the strength cannot be improved through the second method, Lian Xi is a little curious: "What is the basis for promotion in the underworld?"

The watchman said before that Jiang Gui has already reached the level of a judge in terms of strength.However, he has been a ghost messenger for hundreds of years, and was even suppressed by Po Meng and others who are far inferior to him, and he has not been promoted for a long time.Could it be that Jiang Gui couldn't be promoted because the judge's official position is limited and the quota is full?

Seemingly understanding what Lian Xi was thinking, the watchman laughed and said, "Of course it depends on the strength. But after the strength is reached, it depends on the thoughts of those big men."

Lian Xi was stunned: "What is the big man thinking?"

The watchman gloated and said: "Yes. As for conferring an official position, let's take Jiang Gou as an example. Even if he can't be a judge, he should be an envoy of the Yin Law. No matter what, he can't be Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang. But he was held in Jiangnan Daoheiwuchang. I have been in the position for hundreds of years, but I cannot be promoted!"

Thinking of the bad times of his colleagues, the watchman is even happier.

Under the warm and bright sun in the morning, the fat watchman grinned his teeth, showing a mouthful of white teeth, and said with a playful smile, "Who told him not to be a ghost?"